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A voice that I don't know how to describe and a roll of film that turned into a dragon came to my face, and the two lines of white characters below were written in Chinese and English respectively "Zongju Dafa is good", and in the middle was "Public Screening License Electric Trial Ancient Word XXX" and other words.

After more than ten minutes of advertising, the movie finally began to be screened.

The story is a typical two-dimensional unfolding.

As soon as the scene opened, the (born) father (step) mother was busy, and the handsome young man with (righteous) sister and room was playing games with headphones in his room.

The atmosphere is peaceful, but the door behind the boy opens without wind, and the BGM has become a little subtle.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like the unfolding of a horror movie.

However, the camera quickly gave an answer -

“pia！” A flash of light flashed across the screen, and the teenager's headphones were cleanly knocked to the ground.

A beautiful girl with long dyed hazel hair and delicate makeup stood behind the boy with her waist crossed.

"I've seen this episode!"

"Sister Saigao!"

"Ahh

The gentlemen in the hall couldn't hold back, and the sound effect barrage rushed out.

Everyone tacitly broke the quiet rules of civilized movie watching, and they all lowered their voices to share their viewing experience with the surrounding fans.

The story on the screen continued, and the beautiful girl looked at the young man who turned around and looked confused, and said in a hesitant tone that was completely different from the bold shot: "...... I want to do ...... Life Counseling! ”

There was an immediate commotion in the hall.

“23333333333”

"Just cut the famous sentence!"

“666666666”

"Huh? Why don't you borrow a dictionary, and only give points for essay questions, director. ”

……

"This is my wife ↘↘↘"

The gentlemen are really well-informed people, and the sound effect barrage can emit the effect of a right arrow downward.

Even Li Quan was a little excited when he saw this, the allusions used here were really exciting.

It was Wu Tong, tilting his head and looking bored, obviously regretting that he casually pointed to this god film.

Although the beginning of the film is very stunning, the following unfolding is not very appetizing to gentlemen.

Probably considering the basic national conditions, the screenwriter took the road of campus loveism with the characteristics of a certain country. Although there is a routine of breaking up without going abroad, getting pregnant when you break up, and having an abortion when you are pregnant, there are a lot of basic elements such as first kiss, cheating, and love triangle.

The bloody plot is already shameful, and what is even more despicable is that the god film uses a super two-dimensional title and setting to attract a large number of gentlemen to watch the movie, but the feature film does its best to dilute the "sister" element. may have the idea of "having to shout three times that the general chrysanthemum is good in order to pass the trial", but this kind of behavior of selling dog meat on the head of a sheep is undoubtedly spurned by the masses.

The gentlemen voted with their feet, and in only forty minutes of the opening session, more than half of the people in the hall had left, and the rest were sparse and lala, and the crowded scene of the opening was no longer restored.

Well, so I don't know which country has an old saying - miracles are often witnessed in the eyes of a few.

In this cold and lonely situation, the film ushered in an unexpected divine unfolding.

The camera shows that on the road where it is pouring rain, the heroine and the male protagonist and the female protagonist who are very skillfully holding the same umbrella meet unexpectedly.

The three of them were all confused, and immediately started a Shura field between my sister and my suspected girlfriend, and staged a wonderful story called "← → in the middle".

The ending is that the tsundere heroine was suppressed by the black-bellied female second attribute, and she was defeated after a short time.

So the grieving and angry heroine shook the male protagonist in the face according to the convention, and then covered her face and ran away in the torrential rain with tears in her eyes.

According to the development of the plot, the male protagonist naturally turned around and said sorry to the second female with a firm look in his eyes, and left others to chase his sister.

The heroine who lost her mind only knew how to run with her head bored, and she didn't look at the road conditions and traffic lights at all. However, in the bitter wind and rain, a BMW 7 Series with a speed of 70 yards per hour came at a lightning speed......

"If you knock the male protagonist to death, it will be a god." I don't know which gentleman complained as usual, causing a low laugh in the slightly boring screening room.

Then this complaint traveled through time and space and was heard by the screenwriter who was writing the script.

"Bang!" A brilliant blood-colored firework burst on the screen.

It was the male protagonist who sacrificed himself to save the female protagonist who was about to be hit by a car.

"Ahhh!!h The hall was in an uproar.

"Okay, the second dimension, we're not here to watch Korean dramas!"

"Refund the ticket!"

“FFFFFFFFF”

"It's all dead, what's burning on the left?"

"The God of Abari as Desnai ......"

Li Quan was also very speechless about this kind of development, and he became more and more bored when he saw it, and he was about to be a favor and pull Wu Tong, who had long expressed his boredom, to leave together, but as soon as he wanted to speak, he was tightly grasped by a cold palm of his right hand.

Through that cold palm, Li Quan seemed to be able to feel the other party's heartbeat, firm and powerful, as if he was holding his right hand tightly.

He turned his head to look, and the corners of Wu Tong's eyes were faintly filled with tears.

No...... No way......

Will this cold girl collapse her tear ducts because of such a bloody unfolding? It's not right to look at the style of painting.

After being glanced at by Li Quan's puzzled gaze, Wu Tong noticed that he was holding the other party's palm, hurriedly withdrew his hand, turned to the other side to wipe the corners of his eyes, and said hurriedly: "I just want to get popcorn!" Don't make any strange assumptions! ”

Textbook-like lines that don't seem convincing to anyone.

So Li Quan, who looked helpless, only had time to say a "uh" word, and saw Wu Tong, who was ashamed and annoyed, stand up and ran out of the hall.

"Hey, hey, hey! Wait for me! Li Quan panicked and began to pack up the big bags and small bags on the side, while shouting at Wu Tong, at this time, he didn't care about disturbing others to watch the movie, not to mention that there were only a dozen people left in the back hall of the gods.

Chasing Wu Tong's back, Li Quan drove at full speed, but because the burden of large bags and small bags was really heavy, and the flow of people in the mall was a little crowded, he didn't catch up for a while.

Li Quan rushed to the main entrance of the mall out of breath, looked left and right, until he found Wu Tong's standing figure, then he breathed a sigh of relief, and rushed to her in three steps and two steps, and reproached with unbearable anger: "Why don't you run again?" You're not very good at ......."

Before he finished speaking, a thunderclap fell to the ground, and then the raindrops of Douban fell on the ground.

Wu Tong couldn't bear it anymore, and fell into Li Quan's arms with a whimper, and the welling tears soaked the clothes on Li Quan's chest.

Li Quan subconsciously let go of the package in his hand, wrapped one hand around Wu Tong's back, and gently stroked her long chestnut hair with the other.