Chapter 60: The Mother of the Other
When he was in Shazhen, Kira and Griffith went to boo together, and Kira was three years older than Griffith, and intentionally or unintentionally seized the opportunity to show off to Griffith how thick his thing was. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Later, when he reached his age, little Ding Ding's side began to grow hair, which was even more terrible. As soon as he met Griffith all day, he couldn't wait to take off his pants and let him see how manly he was.
At that time, Griffiths was still old and had not yet come to the physiological long hair period, so he spent a long dark time under the boasting and ridicule of Comrade Kira.
Later, Kira didn't know where to listen to the gossip, and it was easy to grow hair when he smeared his skin with irritating substances. So he mysteriously took a jar of honey mixed with chili flour and told Griffith that it was a 'secret medicine for growing hair', and he could turn into a man by applying it to the side of the little dingding. Griffiths is a person, of course, he won't listen to his nonsense, but at that time, Kira Qiang, who was strong in research spirit. Woman. Griffith's will, he ripped off his pants and dipped the 'Secret Elixir of Long Hair' on Tintin is a brush.
As a result, Griffith didn't put on his pants for a week, and the little dings were swollen as big as turnips. Kira was quite emotional about the failure of the experiment, and came to Griffith's side with a sigh of embarrassment, touching the other party's head and regretfully summarizing that the reason for the failure of the experiment was that there were fewer peppers.
Actually, Ji Liang's heart was not too bad at that time, Shazhen was located in the mountain nest, advocating masculine beauty, and to put it bluntly, he liked men with strong hair. Kira saw that Griffith was white and tender, and there was not even a single grass next to Little Tintin, so he would definitely not find a wife when he grew up.
Of course, Kira, who made it his responsibility to marry Jiqing and Griffith, could not allow this kind of thing to happen, so there was the above plot.
But Griffith hasn't been a big demon for many years, and he still wants face, and he can't bear to be caught by Ding Ding and smeared with honey dipped in chili noodles.
So this time, Griffith took the opportunity to remove the 'dirty' in Kira's house, and he squeezed on Kira with a verbal run, and finally had to wipe the secret recipe in ** to vent yang energy and suppress ghosts.
These things are Comrade Griffith's revenge after the fact, he remembers the shame of Tintin being bullied back then, and now the gentleman takes revenge, of course, to fulfill the regrets of the year.
So Griffith took out an antique dark green porcelain vase from his arms with a serious and solemn expression, held it with both hands, and carefully handed it to Kira and explained to him, "This is a good prescription for smearing on **, used to suppress ghosts, you take it, this thing is valuable, be sure to use it all at once."
For the sake of the safety of his family, Kira took the porcelain vase in his hand without hesitation and protected it on his chest, he was full of enthusiasm, and he only waited for Griffith to give an order, even if he went up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire.
And in this small porcelain bottle, what is the best way to suppress ghosts, it is clearly chili oil with pigmentation. Griffith remembered that Kira used a porcelain bottle of the same size with a **** face, canned the same volume of honey as the chili oil in front of him, and finally dripped a drop of chili oil into it, so that Griffith couldn't put on his pants for a week.
Feng Shui took turns, and today it was Griffith's turn to take revenge, so he took a porcelain bottle and a jar of chili oil, and added a drop of honey to it to pay tribute to Kira's kindness back then.
Of course, Kira didn't know these things, and at this moment, he was cautiously carrying a chili bottle in his arms, and followed Griffith to the gloomy haunted room, in the young Kira's mind, the young man who stepped fearlessly towards ghosts and dangers should be pure masters, real men.
Many of life's beautiful moments are, of course, just wonderful misunderstandings, and it turns out later that they are just wishful thinking when the person's head is hot. Griffith squinted his eyes and smiled encouragingly at the boss of the Ji family, the other party's eyes were calm and composed, and he seemed to have felt Griffith's trust and affirmation of himself from the aftertaste of that smile, so his eyes were more determined, and he was already about to break the boat.
Slowly stepping into the old house where the Yoshishi family lived, Kira and Yoshikei followed behind Griffith, gently closing the door, and the well-dressed young man dragged the hem and closed the curtains one by one.
The rooms in the old house were dim, and the afternoon light could not penetrate the windows, let alone the thick wooden doors and curtains.
Griffith found 127 candles, which he circled around the living room in a large circle and lit them one by one with matches. Griffith, Kira, and Jiqing stood in a triangle in the circle of the Candle Siege, watching each other but not saying a word, reminiscent of the mysterious atmosphere of the evil mage casting spells in the movie.
But the atmosphere didn't last long before it was diluted by a chill. On the east side of the ancient mansion, near the direction of Griffith, the dark gray and quaint curtains were windless and automatic, and the candle flames behind Griffith were flickering brightly and flickering, as if they were being forced by a storm, but there was no wind in this sealed ancient mansion.
A barefoot woman in white flashed across the retinas of the crowd, her shawl spreading, her eyes scarlet and evil, burning with a twisted flame fueled by revenge.
A cold and shivering sensation called the snake swept through their bodies from behind, Kira and Yoshikei opened their mouths and tensed, their cold sweat flowing with the appearance of the female ghost, strictly speaking, this was their first face-to-face 'communication' with the ancient occupants of this room.
People who see ghosts for the first time are always miserable, and the same is true for Kira and Yoshikei, although they have some optimism and tenacity in their character, but they are too young to have the experience to deal with such things, in fact, even if they are older, they will not have many opportunities to deal with ghosts.
Here she comes.
I don't know who said this, Kira clenched his teeth, but he was still flustered, and he felt that his whole body seemed to be paralyzed when the female ghost appeared. His upper and lower tooth sockets shook involuntarily, colliding with each other, and Ji Qing could hear the 'gurgling' sound of teeth hitting teeth far away.
Jiqing's face was pale, but he reluctantly hooked the corners of his mouth and gave his younger brother a reassuring smile. She is the eldest sister of the Ji family, and although her shoulders are thin, she has never given up her right to protect her relatives. She was such a person, Kira had always known it, so he responded with a smile just as reluctantly and jerkyly.
The warm scene of the siblings did not arouse Griffith's interest in the slightest, and his spirit was drawn to a small silver scroll that he had gotten out of nowhere, and even the female ghost who had crossed the circle of candle fire and was about to pierce through with her red tongue and claws.
The scroll was not large, and the rust on the surface was carved with a simple patterned color, Griffith pulled his hands apart, raised his eyes to look at the two trembling and frightened Kira and Yoshikei, sighed and shook his head, and finally signed his name on it.
"Ge~Li~Fei~", he wrote carefully word by word, reading aloud quietly while writing, and at this time, the female ghost had already climbed onto the body of the slender young man, she hung on the other party, and spit out her head from the man's left shoulder with a flesh-red tongue more than a meter long. The female ghost pressed against the man's cheek, sneered in a low voice, and opened her mouth to be the cry of a baby like a wild cat.
This scene was sensational, Kira couldn't hold his breath at first, and hurriedly reminded the man to pay attention to his back. But the man was writing carefully with a pen, and all his mental energy was attracted by the small silver scroll, and he completely ignored Kira.
"~Si~"......
Griffith finally finished writing the last word, he took it in his hand and looked at it with satisfaction, threw away the pen casually, and turned his head to be startled by the 'woman' lying on his shoulder.
"Pi...... His mother!
True Nyima Ugly. ”
Griffith screamed in horror, he was a member of the Appearance Society, he paid great attention to each other's appearance, and when he made friends, he would deliberately pick on some good-looking people to get along with.
So when he saw that the female ghost was ugly and disgusting, sticking out her tongue and showing off her tongue shamelessly, she dared to get so close to herself, and he was immediately furious.
Griffith jumped three times, miraculously shook off the female ghost, and straightened up, facing the other person. He rolled up his sleeves, and his face was full of anger, as if he was about to dry.
Seeing that Griffith was about to fight, Kira didn't say a word, and as he had previously explained, he took out a porcelain vase from his pocket and stuffed it into his crotch. The chili oil flowed out in an instant and was applied to the man's roots, and Kira instantly became smart, and his hair straightened. The cold sweat when he met the female ghost turned into hot sweat, and his small mouth folded into a chrysanthemum-like shape, and he inhaled and exhaled in a big gulp. Kira's eyes rolled upwards and he let out a meaningless ** of 'oh oh oh'.
But five minutes is the minimum limit he promised Griffith, in order for the other party to be able to successfully eliminate the ghosts, and for the eternal peace of the Ji family, Kira gritted his teeth and his heart was horizontal, and he was stunned to endure.
Kira thought about his family and his agreement with Griffith, and endured the pain in silence, which made him feel a sense of tragedy and pride that he had never felt before. He was immersed in such an atmosphere, fantasizing that he was as iron-blooded and determined as the hero in the movie, and he was obscure, and even involuntarily sounded the tragic theme song music in his head.
And when he turned his head to watch the battle, he was stunned in vain.
The reason that made Kira stunned was that Griffith did not take advantage of the opportunity of his 'yang energy overflowing' to defeat the female ghost, but crossed his waist and reasoned with the female ghost in a heartfelt manner.