Chapter Seventy-Eight: The History of the Struggle of an Immortal
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Along with the roar, there was a continuous violent sense of shock, and along with the shock, there was smoke and dust that could not be dispersed for a long time. Even the stone wall on the top of the cave above the cave kept falling down large and small stones and stones because of the tremors, and at that moment Hao Lang really felt that the cave seemed to be collapsing.
In the face of nature's sudden outburst of bad temper, no matter what kind of fairy god or monster you are, you don't have to use eggs, at least these people in the cave are really useless.
The smoke and tremors lasted for a full few minutes before they finally disappeared, and when everything was settled, looking at the situation in the cave, Hao Lang, who had already taken Tianyue and them to hide in the corner, couldn't help but gasp.
I saw a large pit that was more than ten meters wide and seven or eight meters deep, with the radius of the position where the beard was standing just now, appeared in front of Hao Lang's eyes. In this big pit, throw them all into it and bury them alive, and there must still be a rich place.
And the position on the edge of the side of the big pit is exactly where Xiao Tian was before, and her position is also absolute, as long as it is shorter than one minute, the explosion just now will definitely blow her up. And it was the gap of this step, so the explosion did not help her in the slightest.
Having said that, but at this time, Wang Dalong looked very miserable, she was covered with a layer of sand and soil all over her body, and it was tight, as if she had just finished sandboarding in the Sahara Desert. As far as the sand on her body is concerned, if it is replaced with cement, it will be a standard terracotta army.
"Phew". At this moment, Xiaotian's eyes were staring at the location of the explosion point, and he spat out sand lightly in his mouth, and he didn't know if it was really uncomfortable, or if he was telling Hao Lang that they were fine.
Compared with Xiaotian's one step away, Lao Ben is much more miserable. He was relatively close to the beard, only a few meters away, so it was no surprise that he was affected by the explosion, and the explosion flew far away, and Hao Lang found him dozens of meters away from the explosion site.
At this time, he had regained his human form, and his flesh and blood were blurred, and he didn't look good. Fortunately, although the injury is quite serious, his body's self-healing ability is still quite powerful, and the wounds on his body are healing rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
And this guy pays attention to his appearance, he has been injured to this virtue, and he has dragged a few rags out of nowhere to block his triangle. It is estimated that it should be very painful, and he screamed while blocking him, the screaming was very miserable, and his liver and intestines were broken, Hao Lang panicked for him when he heard it.
But if he can scream so loudly, he shouldn't have a big problem.
If you want to say that the real worst person has to be the beard, after all, it stands at the very center of the explosion. At this point, it is no longer a complete person, and it is more broken than the rag head in Lao Ben's hand.
In particular, the right half of its body is completely gone, starting from the head and continuing to the calf, the right half is completely gone, leaving the left side still intact.
But it's strange that it's all hurt like this, and it hasn't fallen yet. And there was no blood coming out of its wound, it was green, a jelly-like frozen body, and it trembled with its movements.
You've all seen the Terminator, in which Arnold has turned into silver liquid metal several times, and that's what it feels like in its body.
As for organs such as the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and stomach, it is completely impossible to see in its cavity, it is like a delicate robot, except for the appearance of a human, none of the things in it are actually related to people.
Seeing it like this, Hao Lang didn't want to be awkward, he didn't want to eat jelly or duck blood in his life......
What's even more awkward is that it has become this virtue, and it is not dead. It didn't even fall down, its eyes kept rolling from side to side, and it seemed that it wanted to speak, but unfortunately half of its tongue, mouth, and throat were gone, so it couldn't speak at all.
can only "whine", indistinctly screaming......
And what caused all this, the thing that caused the explosion, was the three-pointed two-edged gun in its hand.
The three-pointed two-edged gun is the natal weapon of Erlang God, and there is a little embarrassing and inspirational little story in it.
It is said that Erlang Zhenjun did not become famous, and before he split the mountain to save his mother, he and Xiaotian were also non-mainstream immortals, belonging to the kind of folk idle artists, and were not protected by the music association.
They were already at the mouth of the Guan River at that time, and the people had already built Erlang Temple for him. But he wasn't a law enforcement god at that time, and this buddy's work at that time was similar to that of the Lord of the Stove, the Lord of the Land, and the Lord of the City God. It's not a big deal, the people who come to offer him incense are mainly trivial ordinary people.
What big things can the people have, the parents are short, and the one that the people care about the most and make them the most willing to offer incense is to ask for children.
The gods also have to eat, not to mention that Erlang God still has soldiers such as the Meishan Seven Monsters under his hands, so he is particularly concerned about this kind of child-seeking business. Over time, rumors of the special success of the Erlang Temple in the Guanjiangkou Temple have spread.
In the end, there were even rich men who traveled thousands of miles from the capital to Guanjiangkou, just to kowtow here to ask for an heir.
In order to thank Erlang Zhenjun for his achievements, the people who sought success made him a weapon with gold mixed with pig iron, and the weapon was offered in the lobby of Erlang Temple, and this weapon was a three-pointed two-edged gun.
Because the people were grateful to him because Erlang Zhenjun was seeking a good child, so when they built this weapon for him, the people who were interested chose the shape of the male birth-breeding-weapon related to the birth of a child as the basis of the weapon......
Xiaotian, as the second master of Erlang Temple, is very interested in this sheng... This three-pointed two-edged gun is naturally very familiar, and it is even easier to use than the master of Erlang God.
From the moment he saw the beard, Xiao Tian already had a plan in his heart, if he really couldn't beat it, he would blow up the three-pointed two-edged gun, and he would have the opportunity to repair it later.
The result was really not what Xiaotian expected, everything went in the worst direction, and in the end, he had no choice but to blow up the three-pointed gun.
Thousands of years ago, how could Xiaotian and Erlang Zhenjun have thought that the unintentional act of eating mixed rice back then would actually save the lives of Xiaotian and others today.
What an embarrassing, what an inspirational story, the history of the struggle of a family planning commission immortal......