"Yes, when you are a brother, you must be a brother!" The man's face was flushed, and he could see that he should have drunk a lot of alcohol before. Hearing Xuannu's words, he quickly nodded, and seemed quite agreeable: "You're right, this generation can't be messed up, blame my son for not being blessed, I think you're a girl!" ”

To say that the Xuannu drank a lot, it was also a wonderful wonder. A second ago, he was still calling others big brother, but as soon as she heard the man call her a sister, she suddenly turned her face and was unhappy!

"Hiccup, who do you call a girl?" Xuannu burped a particularly loud wine: "I'll tell you, don't look at you looking older than me, but you may not be older than me, you should call me sister!" ”

"How is that possible?" When the man heard this, he shook his head violently: "It's wrong for you to do this, let me ask you, how powerful are you?" Can you have thirty? ”

"Thirty!" Xuannu scoffed: "Don't say one thirty, just tell you this, I am rich at the age of thirty." I am 223,000 years old this year, and I am more than your entire family combined, even if I count my ancestors, I will live longer! ”

"Impossible!" The man shook his head rather speechlessly: "If you are 220,000, I will be 230,000!" I've got to be older than you! ”

Xuannu was not convinced: "If you are 230,000, then I will be 500,000!" ”

"If you're 500,000, I'll be 600,000!" The man continued to shout.

Xuannu: "Then I'm seventy!" ”

Man: "I'll be eighty if you're seventy!" ”

Xuannu: "Then I'll be ninety!" ”

Man: "Then I'll be a hundred!" ”

"Haha!" Xuannu suddenly laughed: "I'll touch, right to Hu, hurry up and get the money!" ”

The two of them were chatting really happily, but Hao Lang was about to hear that he was going to have a nervous disorder on the side, what kind of mess was this? People who don't drink too much really can't talk to them, it's too messy!

Besides, what Hao Lang wants to hear is not this, if they want to be celebrities, the paparazzi will have to starve to death, and it is too worthless to talk about this thing!

Hao Lang couldn't stop complaining in his heart, and when he secretly felt to himself, the two of them had already changed the topic, no longer comparing their age, and began to compare the background!

Xuannu: "You can't be older than me, I call Nuwa sister, can you still be older than Nuwa?" ”

The man shook his head: "How can you say this accurately, you said that you call Nuwa sister, and I also said that I am the apprentice of the Buddha, everyone has the same identity, and no one is younger than the other." ”

"No, I can't." Xuannu shook her head: "If you are the apprentice of the Buddha, then I am the master of the Daojun!" ”

Man: "If you are the master of Daojun, then I am the Pangu who opened the world, and I have to be one round older than you when I say anything!" ”

"If you are Pangu, then I will be the one who praises the father, the one who is chasing the day!"

"If you are Kuafu, then I am the ancestor of Hongjun, the foundation of the three clears! I don't believe there is anyone who precedes me! ”

"Why not? If you are Hongjun Ancestor, then I am a sea sponge, the earliest non-microbial life on the earth, no one is bigger than me. ”

"Sea sponge? You wait, you wait for me to Baidu first......"

Hao Lang swore that if these two people talked like this again, they would immediately turn around and leave, and whoever eavesdropped on them again, the whole family would be crazy!

Hao Lang was also puzzled, I really don't know how these two people met together, it's too neurotic. That is, the two of them can talk together, but if they change people, they will probably be scared away a long time ago, anyway, Hao Lang feels that he will definitely not be able to stand it.

Hao Lang was about to turn around and leave, he found that even if he blocked the door of the toilet with Zhao Ruier and sent toothpicks, it was more interesting than this. But before he could take a step, he suddenly heard a familiar voice not far away.

"Dad, didn't you say it to breathe, good guy, you can breathe long enough? The guests from the capital have been waiting for you for a long time, not the people you invited, but you didn't show up! ”

Obviously, this dad is definitely not called Hao Lang. First of all, Hao Lang is not that old, and his age is not compatible. Secondly, even if Hao Lang is old enough, he can't give birth to such a fat son!

This sudden sound is too familiar, and if he says something unpleasant, even if he turns to ashes, Hao Lang can recognize it. Hao Lang turned his head to look over, and sure enough, it was an acquaintance who came, with a big round face, a big round waist, and his face was rounder than his waist, and he was Hao Lang's best friend, Zhang Xuanhe, Zhang Doudou is also!

And Zhang Doudou didn't come by himself, there was another acquaintance standing next to him, it was Long Sixiang who was drinking and drinking wine just now, and suddenly disappeared and disappeared for a long time.

"How did these two get together?" Hao Lang was surprised, surprised that Zhang Doudou and Long Sixiang actually knew each other, and was also curious about what the relationship between the two of them was?

However, what surprised Hao Lang even more was still to come. As Zhang Doudou shouted out these words, he saw the middle-aged man who was chatting with Xuannu and suddenly waved his hand in his direction: "Son, you are here, come here, I will introduce you to a friend!" ”

It's good, Hao Lang finally knows why the man looks so familiar, and he dares to love Zhang Doudou's father! No wonder it's familiar, Hao Lang has seen this Uncle Zhang a few times before, but it was a few years ago, and he hasn't met in the past few years, so although he has an impression, he is not deeply impressed.

Hao Lang's steps towards the outside stopped, and he took a few steps back, getting closer to them, and this thing finally began to get interesting!

Because the Xuannu was sitting with her back to Zhang Doudou's direction, Zhang Doudou didn't recognize her, and saw her father chatting happily with a woman. Zhang Doudou was also very curious, and when he heard his father's words, he hurriedly walked a few steps and came to the front.

At this time, I heard Uncle Zhang say to Zhang Doudou enthusiastically: "Hurry up son, let me introduce you, this is your father's new friend, it's interesting!" Just call me sister-in-law! ”

After that, without waiting for Zhang Doudou to speak, he said to Xuannu in the same enthusiastic tone: "Big sister, this is my son Zhang Xuanhe, your eldest nephew in our family!" ”

At the moment when he said this, Xuannu finally turned around, and then in the next second, Zhang Doudou's eyes "snapped" together!

"Sister-in-law?" Zhang Doudou's expression of disbelief!

"Big nephew!" Xuannu also collapsed a little, and even woke up more than half of the wine in an instant.

"Plop, poof." Hao Lang tried his best to cover his mouth and try not to laugh, but it was not a good thing to laugh too low, in the end he still couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud all of a sudden, and suddenly, the laughter attracted everyone's attention......