Light 41.12-B chapter: Everyone wants to be faced
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You teleported back to the Lord's Castle in the Labyrinth Village. The hall was deserted, as the maids had gone on to be trained as receptionists.
You drag your tired body open the door to your room.
Hathaway and the instructor in the back row were standing in front of a floor-to-ceiling mirror framed by an oval gold carved frame that was taller than a person, staring intently, and even reacted three seconds after hearing the door open, very focused.
Hathaway saw that it was you who came back,
Crimson cheeks!
She subconsciously shifted her position to the side, shielded the mirror with her petite body, and welcomed you back. The instructor in the back row hid his hands behind him, cast a spell, and changed the picture in the mirror - from Xiaoice to Geman.
Tong En was immediately happy, and finally grabbed a certain handle of Hathaway, smiled and walked forward and tilted his head to look in the mirror: "What are you looking at when we are desperately working?"
"Mirrors. ”
"It's not your reflection in the mirror, is it?"
"The refined mirror worth more than 50 gold created by Wuxiang Bay can be used to cast spells and peep, and then make the old mage enchanted constant and can be used more conveniently. ”
"Why change the subject? Who were you staring at just now?"
"Geman. He is now the chapter president, and I have an obligation to keep track of the work. ”
"Hehe, are you going to die and not admit it?" Tong En became happier the more he smiled, and motioned to the instructor in the back row to quickly switch back to the picture, and the instructor in the back row also had an embarrassed expression and shook his head slightly.
Tong En pouted, stepped forward, personally switched the picture, and turned the focus of the peep back to Xiaoice. At the same time, Hathaway and the instructor in the back row had a tacit understanding to hold their foreheads and cover their faces.
What are they peeking at while you're away?
Xiaoice is in his rented house, and his stone golem. The house is not big, very tidy, and he lives alone.
According to Hathaway, when she bought this large mirror this morning, the first thing she did was to observe the work of "Blade Shield Mufeng" in the guild, followed by a peek at "Cold Hug" - because Xiaoice is the most unsocial of all adventurers, rarely showing up or drinking and chatting with other people, mysterious and secretive. "It's my duty to prevent any adventurers' movements or hidden dangers," Hathaway excused himself well.
In the mirror,
Xiaoice was holding a small glass of white wine, standing next to the small kitchen stove, staring at the appearance of the golem stirring the pot with a big iron spoon, staring at the side face of the golem, and did not speak for a long time.
You scratch your head and ask Hathaway, what's so nice about this?
"yes! it's boring! let's look at the others, right?" Hathaway replied in an octave of voice. I always feel that this incident reveals an indescribable strangeness.
suddenly
Xiaoice looked at the golem and muttered in a low voice: "It's so good, someone made a hot meal after returning from the hard work." I feel like a wife, and it's probably nothing more than that. ”
His face was a little red from just now, according to the old acquaintance "Rainbow Shadow" previously revealed, Xiaoice belongs to the type of person who likes to drink very poorly.
"Now, will you be my wife?" ”
The Golem—which the illusion made it look like a Terran beauty—slowly turned its head, looked at Xiaoice, and then lowered its head again to cook. It certainly can't speak, and it doesn't have enough intelligence to comprehend complex discourse.
Sigh deeply,
Xiaoice took a few steps back, crouched in the corner of the kitchen, leaned his whole body weight on the cabinet, and stared up at the ceiling......
"It feels like I'm working with a slightly smarter stone statue...... It's stupid...... Maybe I've been lonely for too long......"
He drank the wine from his glass and crawled back to the table, looking dejected.
The miscellaneous cooking was done, and the golem brought it a plate and cakes, maybe Xiaoice was saving money, and the dinner was very simple.
There is a ??。 on the cake that is poured with mixed soup
Xiaoice stared at the heart-shaped pattern on the cake and was stunned, Hathaway, the instructor in the back row all blushed, and you and Tong En and the others were all stunned.
Wait a minute!
Can a golem draw hearts?
Xiaoice turned his head to look at the Golem, and the latter stood respectfully and upright in his usual position, looking at the front of him expressionlessly, and it was impossible to have expression.
"Uh," Xiaoice asked, seemingly finally plucking up the courage, "this...... How...... He replied...... "Then I couldn't ask any more, because the golem couldn't speak."
There was an indescribable atmosphere between the man and the golem.
Click!
For some reason, Hathaway folded the quill pen in her hand, stared at the mirror and read aloud: "Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree, sitting in the front row of the lemon tree, there is a lot of citric acid." "Brush, the instructor in the back row also tore the small book in half at hand.
The expressions of these two women are quite complicated.
Giggling evilly, Elizabeth crossed her arms and said, "Isn't it? Your status is getting higher and higher, and you will be recognized by many people as soon as you enter the tavern, and it is too embarrassing to cast a spell to eavesdrop." It's a great way to get closer to adventurers. There was sarcasm in the tone.
Is it delusional? Recently, Elizabeth has spoken a little badly, and her poisonous tongue is also contagious?
You ask the new adventurers if they're okay?
Hathaway's expression was complicated.
"You'd better see for yourself. Give the president a glimpse of the situation of "striking the morning sky". ”
The instructor in the back row nodded and adjusted the mirror picture.
In the river away from the labyrinth camp,
There were three people taking a shower.
A muscular female of a Terran should be the captain of the Paladin, another elven female is a ranger in the data, and a sturdy Terran male with a stubble on his face can only be a barbarian—blindfolded tightly with a dirty strip of gray-black cloth, pestled in the river, and stretched out his hand to paddle blindly.
For unknown reasons, they were all dirty, as if they had just rolled in the mud.
The face is very ugly, and it is definitely in a bad mood. The paladin scrubbed the dirt off his shoulders vigorously. The same grim-faced elf kept scratching at his hair.
"Legend has it that by the grace of the gods, we elves are the most beautiful race, and we can keep our whole body clean and fragrant even if we never take a bath - so, what the fuck is this shit and pee! As the captain, you must take full responsibility!"
"Don't say it, and I'm not afraid of filth flowing down my hair into my mouth. "The paladins are almost angry," I didn't expect the sewers in the small village to be so ...... Developed. ”
"The water is so cold! I'm going to the bathhouse in the labyrinth village!"
"What did you say? "Oh, my beautiful elf was accidentally washed out of the sewer by the water, and fell headfirst into the dung pit piled up outside the village, and was injured by the slimes gathered there?"
......
The sewer pipes in your territory were planned by the experienced managers of the ancient city market, who were bent on making the labyrinth camp bigger, so they worked hard from the beginning of the construction, and the sewers were designed according to the scale of the town. It's not easy to rebuild later.
The spacious sewers are regularly washed with water from the artificial lake every day, and all the dirt is washed out of the territory along the pipes, including the "Long Strike Morning Sky" that happens to be in the sewers.
Melanie covers your eyes, and you can see the river flowing through your fingers, causing the blindfolded savage to slip under his feet. "it!" he hurriedly grabbed a few steps to balance, reached out to hold a piece of soft meat, and wiped the cold sweat, "It's so dangerous!"
Then he had the elven ranger's dagger stuck in his head and floated down the river.
The elf was so angry that tears almost burst out of his eyes, and he pointed at the paladin and shouted, "No one should know about being swept away and planted in a dung pit today!"
"I couldn't agree more. I just didn't want anyone, not even the guild staff, to know about bathing in the river. ”
"And what that savage (brute) man did to me pretending to slip and fall!"
"I couldn't agree more. I don't even want anyone to know about us taking a shower together...... Am I going to be forsaken by God, ahh
The two women are crazy.
The first mission of "Long Strike in the Morning Sky" is to arrest a burglar who wanders between the grocery store, weapon store and pharmacy in the market, this kid committed the crime alone, and his combat effectiveness seems to be not very good, but he is quite strong in stealth and escape, and the guards have not caught it twice, and they are not helpless, but they still decided to hand it over to the guild, and the new opening is supported.
The first half of the mission went well. The Paladin, Ranger and Barbarian classes are all good for anti-submarine, and the burglar was caught in the shadows behind the grocery store owner, but as the commission said, the kid ran fast and slipped into the sewers. Under normal circumstances, no one wanted to enter such a filthy place, especially the guards.
Catch the thief and tie him up, and suddenly the captain remembers that the bulletin board also has a mission to kill the nezumi.
Because the village has just been built, the nezumi have not yet become a climate, and the difficulty is as low as the reward, so there are no adventurers to take it. "By the way, I'll do this task too, my shoes are already dirty anyway," said the Paladin Captain.
A total of three nezumi were found, not even weapons, very weak, but the search took a lot of time. The end is the scene you just saw, just as the drain washed the sewer, and they fell directly into the dung pit outside the village.
"Enough of the view, right?"
"It's worrying, are the other adventurers really okay?"
Hathaway didn't know how to answer, so she had to speak in reality. The image in the mirror switches to "Witch's Sigh".
The information says that Matthew and they are performing a series of missions in the Emerging Village Gambling Game, and they need to complete two commissions today - "Find the Lost Cat" and "Find the Lost Bird", and there have been serious tasks such as killing goblins before, which have been completed.
In the new village, the commission to find cats and birds seems to be more reasonable.
But what are these adventurers doing in the woods at the edge of the village?
“...... What to do?" asked Sein, a serious cheek.
Serafino shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, indicating that he was very helpless.
Smack! Scarlett stood up and said, "What's the matter, why don't we just give up these two tasks?"
"No way, it's too late. Matthew crossed his arms and looked sadly in the direction of the village where there were only four buildings just now, "For the sake of fairness, each commission has gone through the normal process of the Adventurer's Guild, and now that serious and enthusiastic Geman has passed it, and all the commissions have been registered." We may be able to find an excuse to hide from Fmei, but we will never be able to hide from Geman, who is also an adventurer. He was born as a guard, and it was his old job to see through lies. ”
The "Witch Sigh" collectively fell silent, and the air around them was solemn, as if they were facing a great enemy.
According to Hathaway, Matthew and the others have been squatting in the woods for a long time, and it's a miracle that their hair hasn't turned gray yet. It's really incomprehensible - just find a cat and a bird, find it if you can find it, forget it if you can't find it, as for being so sad? I have the impression that "Witch's Sigh" is quite easy and efficient no matter what task it does, because Matthew always has the essentials.
"Matthew, what are they doing, why don't you move to find cats and birds?"
"No, they've found it a long time ago, that's why they're so worried. ”
"Huh?"
Except for Hathaway, who had been staring at the mirror before, and the instructor in the back row, no one could understand what kind of problem the "Witch Sigh" was encountering, until Scarlett suddenly got angry and grabbed Ash's mouth, and got into a fight with her, shouting, "You damn twin dirt buns, can't you take care of your pets!
Ash stuck her finger in Scarlett's nostrils and roared, "Shut up, brainless crazy woman! Wei is already very guilty, how could she know that the beautiful birds flying over the village are actually raised, and this group of villagers is almost unable to feed themselves! Bao Na didn't mean to, she just wanted to be friends with that little black cat!"
The falcon stuck its head in its wings, and the leopard turned its head away.
"the old lady's calf! Be a friend and do it in the belly?"
"It's all your fault! Serafino saw it all, you secretly ate Wei and Baona's jerky last night, that's why today's oolong appeared!
After speaking,
Serafino also grabbed the two women's hair and stretched out her feet to kick!
So, two men began to persuade the three women. Matthew was scratched in the face by Scarlett, and Sein's head was pricked with blood from the sharp horns of Serafino's shoulder armor. The scene is unbearable to look at.
Through the mirror,
Annette was frightened by the thrilling tearing broadcast in front of her that was more thrilling than being chased by the Gisyankee army, and she had thought that "Witch's Sigh" had long been united under Matthew's leadership. Hahaha laughed, Elizabeth nodded and whispered, "This is the 'Witch's Sigh' I know, and it is finally revealed in its true form. ”
As a veteran adventurer team, not only Matthew, but also the other four people have to save face, and they have rarely argued in front of people recently, especially in front of the guild staff. But in reality, how can the nature of human beings change?
"Okay, okay, all stop, I have a great idea. Matthew covered the bloody scratches on his face, "Kou Wei and Bao Na's throats, and then took the two undigested corpses to make a difference, and we said in one voice, "The little black cat ate the canary, and the little black cat was then eaten by wolves outside the village, and we finally snatched the body back." ”
Sounds like a viable proposition. The three women stopped, and scrambled into the woods - now they had to kill a wolf, first come, first served! Matthew ran after the three women with black lines on his face, and it was hard to stop them from betting on their drinks tonight.
After you've read it,
Blinking, rubbing the mirror frame, thinking to himself if the voyeurism was known to the adventurers, I was afraid ......
A, well, let's talk about it first.
B, it is strictly forbidden for staff to peep at adventurers (you are not a staff member)