Chapter 485: Work is not as good as cultivation
Ye Shu was kicked out by the Lori, and Chiyo's plan to eat crabs was ruined. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
He was so angry in his heart and stuffy in his chest that he wanted to run to the beach and roar a few times.
However, he is still tied up by chickens, so he doesn't dare to run out.
There were only Qingxing lanterns and small clam spirits left in the hall, and the little clam spirit peeked at Ye Shu strangely, and her beautiful big eyes were always full of spring water.
Qingxing Lantern put on the appearance of the eldest sister to educate Ye Shu: "Human reproduction is a science, you can't be in such a hurry, Chiyo is not ready." ”
Ye Shu rolled his eyes: "Yes, yes, my place. Sister Female Lamp. ”
"What did you say!"
"I said it. Sister Fem, you are the most elegant and charming goddess in the zodiac signs. ”
Ye Shu smiled secretly, this Qingxing lantern obviously doesn't know anything about the reproduction of human beings, and she always likes to talk about it, she probably hasn't even seen Ding Ding.
"The zodiac sign is also a profound science, I want to study it more."
Qing Xing Deng shook his big beautiful legs and fell into deep thought.
Ye Shu yawned and casually found a clean room to sleep in, but only when he lay down, the little clam spirit came in shyly.
The little clam spirit is smart and very attractive, but Ye Shu has no idea about her, and he just thinks she's cute when he sees her shy.
"Xiao Xi, what's the matter with you?"
Ye Shu asked, and the little clam spirit said timidly: "That...... Brother human, I can do it with you. Love? ”
Ye Shu choked himself on a mouthful of old blood and coughed non-stop.
"You...... What did you say? ”
"I'm already developed, in the sea, I can have children, humans call this . Love. I wondered, what if I couldn't find a home in the sea? I can't live without offspring. ”
The little clam spirit was worried, Ye Shu came over, damn it, scared to death.
"You're a seafood, and you do have a fascination with reproduction, but I'm a human being, not a mussel, not a shell, not even a crab, we guess we have racial segregation, and we can't have children."
Ye Shu smiled, and the little clam squeezed his little fist: "Then what should I do?" Who should I go to have a baby? Sharks? Or dolphins? ”
Don't be so heavy-mouthed, okay?
"How old are you?"
"Eight years old."
Poof, Ye Shu sprayed again: "You're only eight years old?" ”
"yes, I'm eight years old."
It's amazing, this is the authentic young girl! Who would dare to have a baby with you?
"How old can you live?"
"I don't know, maybe a few hundred years old."
That's a fart!
Ye Shu was speechless, this little clam essence is too natural, fortunately it didn't fall into the hands of others, otherwise it would have been tossed miserably.
"Don't worry, the dragon of Ilya is very familiar with the sea, and when he returns, we will ask him to help you find a home."
Ye Shu comforted, the little clam spirit nodded again and again, she seemed to worship the dragon very much.
However, Ilya's neurotic dragon didn't know where it had gone, and he didn't know when it would be back, so the little clam spirit had to wait.
Ye Shu sent away the little clam essence and fell asleep.
But after only sleeping for a while, he felt uncomfortable, and as soon as he sensed it, he jumped up in fright.
A cyan shadow floated in front of his bed, staring straight at him.
"Qingxingdeng, what the hell are you doing? Scare Lao Tzu! ”
Ye Shu was about to collapse, so he sent away the little clam essence, and Qingxing Lantern came to pretend to be a ghost again.
"Why are you reacting so much? I'm just thinking about one thing. ”
"What are you doing in your room staring at me when you're thinking about things!"
"Because I'm thinking about having a baby, even Beng wants to have a baby, and I also think, if you and Chiyo succeed, then take me with you? I want to be a mom. ”
Hey, are you getting your brains caught in the door? Is it so frivolous to treat love? Is having a baby a game?
"You go, go now, I have to sleep, and I'll talk to you slowly when I wake up."
Ye Shu pulled the quilt over to cover his head, and Qing Xing Deng cut off: "Even if you don't want to, anyway, I'm just talking casually." ”
She finally left, Ye Shu finally felt comfortable, and fell asleep.
Ye Shu only woke up on the third pole of the day, he has been in a state of high tension these days, it is rare to relax at this time, and he has slept several times when he returns to the cage.
After waking up, Ye Shu first went to see Chiyo and them, they were dancing on the beach in dance costumes, a row of beautiful scenery, it was simply mouthwatering.
Ye Shu stared at Chiyo's beautiful legs for a few minutes, and then turned on the computer to learn about the situation in the world.
The whole world has changed, because the birth of the blood clan and the yin-yang liao has changed the inherent worldview.
Almost all humans are discussing how to become a blood or onmyoji, and even the paranormal in the Americas has become a hot topic.
Tiny human beings crave power, power beyond mortals.
The impact of this kind of thinking is very bad, because everyone knows that there is a "superman" in the world, that is, an existence above everyone, so human beings also want to become "superman".
Ye Shu browsed many websites and found that many people were discussing how to become a vampire, according to rumors, if bitten by the blood clan, he could become a vampire and become a servant of Her Majesty the Imperial Princess.
Humans in the Western world are looking for blood clans, and they are madly obsessed with Agiel, which is like having lost their minds.
And the people in the East studied the onmyoji and wanted to learn the yin-yang technique, but they all had no intention of working.
"It's not good, human beings subconsciously feel that work is useless, anyway, there is a superman, no matter how good the work is, it is better to become a superman."
"How do you feel that there are people on the Internet spreading the method of becoming a blood clan, and how to practice yin-yang arts, which makes human beings confused."
Ye Shu frowned and thought, if the hearts of human beings are in turmoil, society must not be stable.
While pondering, his shoulders were heavy, and a pair of small hands pinched Ye Shu's shoulders.
"Shu Jun, what are you looking at?"
It was Chiyo who came in, and there was still a hint of shame on her face, which was left over from last night.
Ye Shu grabbed her jade hand and kissed it: "Human beings want to become superhuman, and they are unwilling to be mortals." ”
"If you're unwilling, there's no way, they can't cultivate."
"Cultivation methods are circulating everywhere on the Internet, all human beings have no mind to work, and the operation of the entire society has come to a standstill, which is a very troublesome thing."
Ye Shu smiled bitterly, he thought that he could live a stable life, but unexpectedly, human beings were in turmoil, this is the real big trouble.
Chiyo thought for a while and said softly: "Then let them cultivate, and wait for them to retreat." ”
Ye Shu was stunned, yes, retreat is advance, this is the same as the selection of Penglai Immortal Island, those with good talent enter the island to cultivate, and those with bad talent get out, so that human beings will die.
"Chiyo, you're too smart, come, Shujun will give you one."
Ye Shu laughed, hugged Chiyo and kissed him.
Chiyo blushed suddenly, looked outside, and said in a low voice: "Shujun, I'm sorry last night, they were too naughty." ”
"It's okay, let's secretly, at three o'clock in the middle of the night tonight, go to the roof, okay?"
Ye Shu's heart was hot, and he also suppressed his voice.
Chiyo pinched the corners of her clothes in shame: "I'm so ashamed......"
She agreed, Ye Shu suddenly felt that his heart was hot, and he kissed Chiyo again, and then went straight to the Yin Yang Liao in high spirits.