Chapter 24: It's All Potatoes
Is this called daytime?
Although Tu Hao has had a girlfriend Ai Qian, although he has also hunted in a bar, but this kind of popping in broad daylight still violates his own principles and hardens a woman, Tu Hao feels a little depressed. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
If it was just these, Tu Hao wouldn't feel so depressed.
The point is that he feels that in the recent period, his thoughts on that side are really a little irrepressible.
"User, are you wondering?"
Just when Tu Hao was extremely depressed and couldn't find the reason, a little confused voice came to mind.
"Huh? How do you know I'm confused and depressed? Tu Hao asked.
The little fool replied in its mechanical electronic synthesized voice, "I can feel the host's emotions, and then analyze it through the system's main brain, and compare the data in the database to get what the user's mood is now." ”
"I'll go, you're so high-tech! Then tell me, why am I thinking about how to sex with women all this time, and I can't help that impulse? ”
"Don't worry, this is your normal reaction after eating the fruit of life."
"Normal reaction?"
"Yes. The fruit of life can increase people's life expectancy, in fact, by improving the vitality of human cells and improving the efficiency of metabolism, so as to delay the aging rate of cells and antiviral ability, and ultimately enable people to improve the vitality of life and achieve the effect of improving human lifespan.
And all this will not be achieved overnight, but gradually, this period of time is the period when the fruit of life plays an effective role, because the effect of all this is caused by the user's hormones completely beyond the scope of a normal person, so the user will have an unbearable desire for that aspect. ”
Listening to the little confused explanation, Tu Hao's heart was 10,000 alpacas galloping by.
"Why didn't you tell me about this earlier?" Tu Hao asked dissatisfiedly.
"You didn't ask."
Listening to the emotionless electronic synthesized sound of the little fool, Tu Hao was even more angry.
But he knew that he had no way to be a little fool, and he could only be angry in his heart.
"And how long will I be in this state?" Tu Hao asked again.
"It may take about half a year to a year."
it!
"After such a long time, how do you tell me to solve it? No, you'll have to help me with this. Tu Hao said a little scoundrelly.
"I'm sorry for the user, I'm just a system wizard, I don't have a gender, so there's no way to help the user solve this problem. But I can provide a solution for the user. ”
"Speak quickly!"
Tu Hao said a little impatiently. It's no wonder Tu Hao is like this, although he can eat Qiao Linlang now, but he doesn't want to eat her because he is in an abnormal state.
Tu Hao actually hopes that the kind of water will come naturally.
Besides, if Qiao Linlang wasn't by his side, would he still have to find those unclean women to solve his problems?
Besides, who knows if his current state is the most serious, if it is more serious than now, he completely loses his mind and does something illegal, then it will not be over?
"Woman."
The simple two electronic synthesized sounds instantly dashed Tu Hao's hope.
Nima, don't you know that a woman can help me solve this problem?
After another 10,000 alpacas galloped by, Tu Hao gave up asking for a solution.
He shook his head a little depressedly, then gritted his teeth and connected the phone that had been ringing countless times.
It's not that Tu Hao doesn't want to answer the call from the same number, but he doesn't dare.
Because the owner of this number is Jiang Keqing.
Tu Hao didn't know how he should face Jiang Keqing now. Qiao Linlang is quite reasonable, after all, Jiang Keqing didn't say it, he didn't care that he was looking for a woman outside.
But apart from Qiao Linlang, what do you want to say about Yang Ying?
Although Tu Hao is not a decent gentleman, he can't deceive women.
"I'll give you half an hour to get to my house!"
To Tu Hao's surprise, Jiang Keqing didn't ask him what he was doing last night, just said a word and hung up the phone.
Although he felt that Jiang Keqing's tone was the same as usual, it was still that cold look, but Tu Hao felt an unprecedented murderous aura from this normal tone.
Shall I go, or shall I not?
Tu Hao hesitated.
He was really afraid that Jiang Keqing would be mad at him.
However, Tu Hao only hesitated for a while, and then took a taxi to the location Jiang Keqing said.
Since he has decided to chase Jiang Keqing into his hands, can he still never meet and always hide?
Besides, if the pigeons are released again this time, it is estimated that their lives will be really lost.
Tu Hao, who was already sitting in a taxi, kept cheering himself up.
"Young man, have something on your mind?" The driver's master asked without a ride: "Did you make your girlfriend angry?" ”
The driver didn't wait for Tu Hao to answer, glanced at Tu Hao with a smile, and then continued: "I'll tell you, young man."
The old brother is from here, this woman, just rely on coaxing.
Of course, you can't always get used to it, isn't there a saying that is good, hit a stick and give a sweet date. ”
Tu Hao listened to the driver's somewhat contradictory words and asked, "I said master, according to what you say, should I beat a few sticks, or should I give a sweet date?" ”
The driver smiled, "Of course the stick has to be beaten, and it has to be beaten hard." If you go down with a stick, you're deflated. Then you will definitely make your girlfriend even more unhappy, you have to remember, when playing the stick, don't just try to be happy, but also control it more, which woman will not like her boyfriend's staying power is stronger?
Of course, you've beaten people so many times every once in a while, so naturally you have to give people some sweet dates when you have nothing to do, right? ”
I'll go!
Tu Hao held his forehead, and finally understood why the driver's laughter was so obscene.
It turns out that this is what he called beating the stick!
It turns out that the stick he talked about is such a way of playing!
When the driver saw Tu Hao's appearance, he thought that he didn't approve of his method, and then said: "I said little brother, I'm from here." Let me tell you, have you ever heard a bedside quarrel at the end of the bed? ”
Tu Hao nodded.
"Any idea why you say that?"
Tu Hao shook his head.
Then the driver said proudly: "That's because there was a quarrel at the head of the bed, and the husband pressed his wife at the end of the bed, and then combined." Do you say you can disagree? ”
I'll go!
Tu Hao rolled his eyes again.
It is said that taxi drivers can talk, and today I finally saw it.
But don't say it, being so stirred up by the driver, Tu Hao was originally very nervous, but he was not so worried.