Chapter 17: Kissing is Pregnant

In the pale pink sky, a woman fell from the sky, purple lips kissed him on the mouth, and then, her face was hideous, and her hands grabbed his neck: "Nanxiong, you took away my first kiss, I want to kill you!" ”

"Ahh Chu Nanxiong woke up suddenly, wiping his forehead, all covered with sweat. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info He sat on the bed gasping for air, a palpitation on his masculine face.

After the accident yesterday, he and Liu Piaopiao were silent all the way, and after returning home, they thought that the accident would pass. Unexpectedly, I had nightmares early in the morning.

Chu Nanxiong's injuries are all healed, he is habitually near death, and he has already developed a durable body.

After sitting on the bed for a while, he got up, washed his face and brushed his teeth, and when he drained the accumulated goods in his abdomen, he found that he was constipated.

The reason may be that he ate too spicy yesterday, and he tried his best to finally hold back some of it, causing the chrysanthemums to become hot and spicy, and they were unusually sour and refreshing when they were wiped with paper.

Chu Nanxiong secretly swore that he would never eat spicy food again, and sure enough, he still had a sweet tooth.

Push the door out, outside the living room, porridge and pickles have been prepared on the dining table. Chu Yun just took off his apron and quipped, "Don't put on a constipated expression early in the morning." ”

Chu Nanxiong's face was shocked: "Sister, is my constipation so obvious?" ”

Chu Yun was stunned, and immediately, she laughed loudly, laughing wildly: "Haha, let's not talk about this, let's eat quickly." ”

At the dining table, Chu Nanxiong drank porridge and added a piece of pickles to his mouth, he remembered the dream and said, "Sister, do you say that there will be any consequences for kissing?" ”

Chu Yun squirted out a mouthful of white porridge, she was so choked that she couldn't speak, and after a while, she said in a trembling voice: "Did you kid kiss yesterday's Liu Piaopiao?" ”

Seeing that her attitude was so serious, Chu Nanxiong said with a humble heart: "No, no." ”

A good sister will never doubt what her brother says, and she will believe in her brother's character.

Chu Yun is a good sister, and she did not suspect Chu Nanxiong of lying. But after thinking about it, her younger brother has also reached this age of being infatuated with the opposite sex, she is afraid of the future, and decided to coax him once: "Brother, my sister tells you, don't kiss casually, that will make the other party pregnant." ”

Poof, this time it was Chu Nanxiong's turn to squirt out a mouthful of white porridge, and he was stunned: "This, just kidding, kiss your mouth and get pregnant?" ”

Chu Yun nodded solemnly: "Of course, before every girl becomes a mother, she must go through kissing. I haven't even kissed him, how can I get pregnant and become a mother. ”

Chu Nanxiong believed it, his mood immediately became heavy, and he suddenly realized that he might be a father, and anyone's first reaction was heavy.

With a heavy heart, Chu Nanxiong rode to school.

Walking through the gentle ramp, entering the school gate, and looking at the vast playground, he couldn't help but sigh, hoping that Liu Piaopiao was not pregnant.

After parking the car, he returned to his classroom and sat down in his place, holding his head with his hands, ostensibly looking out the window, but in fact, he never took his eyes off the classroom door.

Chu Nanxiong was very entangled in his heart, how to greet Liu Piaopiao later? If you ignore it, what if someone gets pregnant? What should he say?

He is the only one who is entangled, and Liu Piaopiao has already forgotten yesterday's embarrassment.

After all, he took the initiative to kiss the past, not because he took advantage of it, and there was a fully automatic washing machine.

Besides, people eat spicy food so hard, it shouldn't be too much to give a KISS.

Liu Piaopiao's heart was very broad, she mingled among Emily and the other women, and walked into the classroom with a smile. Seeing Chu Nanxiong sitting there, she also greeted everyone like no one: "Good morning, Nanxiong." ”

"Well, good morning," Chu Nanxiong breathed a sigh of relief, nothing seemed abnormal.

Except for Emily Tsundere who refused to say hello, the other four girls all greeted with a smile, and Chu Nanxiong responded one by one, thinking more and more that he was too careful.

But the old lady won't lie to herself, is pregnancy a trivial matter for Liu Piaopiao?

Chu Nanxiong was entangled again, he really couldn't guess the girl's thoughts, so he simply grabbed Tang Tang's shoulder who wanted to leave after the first class: "There is something I want to ask you." ”

Tang Tang sat back and said with a smile: "Yes, I am the best at solving other people's troubles, especially those related to love?" ”

Chu Nanxiong shook his head and whispered: "I want to ask, someone may unintentionally impregnate a girl, and that girl looks like usual the next day, does it mean that everything is fine?" ”

"Scum, whether you are pregnant or not, you have done everything you need to do, and that man really has no responsibility at all." Tang Tang asserted without hesitation, and looked at him with contempt: "That person shouldn't be you, right?" ”

Chu Nan was shocked, and hurriedly shook his head: "How is it possible, I just ask casually, hehe, it's nothing to do with you." ”

Tang Tang looked at him suspiciously, always feeling that something was wrong, but she didn't believe it when it came to saying that Chu Nanxiong had made a girl pregnant.

Could it be that his father cheated? Tang Tang was entangled.

Chu Nanxiong saw her walking away, he lay on the table, and said in his heart that his reputation in his life could not be finished like this, and he had to have a showdown with Liu Piaopiao. I'm a man anyway, if I really hurt someone else's pregnancy, I must be responsible.

Chu Nanxiong decided to talk to Liu Piaopiao and talk alone, and for this reason, he has been silently watching her movements.

Liu Piaopiao never left Emily and the others, went to the snack bar to buy food together, chatted around the desk together, and even went to the toilet with six people at the same time, without giving Chu Nanxiong a chance to talk alone.

waited until school in the afternoon, and the six girls walked together, followed by Chu Nanxiong.

On the way, the six girls gradually separated, and when Liu Piaopiao rode into the trail alone, Chu Nanxiong accelerated violently, and the bicycle was like a car with full horsepower, catching up with him.

Liu Piaopiao's graceful back appeared in front of him, and he shouted: "Piao Piao, wait a minute." ”

Liu Piaopiao heard the voice, braked the bicycle, and looked back: "Ah Xiong, why are you here?" ”

Chu Nanxiong rode over and said calmly: "I followed me all the way, just waiting for you to separate." ”

Liu Piaopiao said vigilantly: "What do you want to do?" ”

Chu Nanxiong said seriously: "I want to be responsible, no matter what, we are kissed." Even if it was unintentional, the fact that you got pregnant can't be changed, and I've decided to take that responsibility! ”

Liu Piaopiao laughed, she really couldn't hold back her laughter, she couldn't imagine that someone would believe the lie that kissing a woman would cause her to get pregnant.

Chu Nanxiong mistakenly thought that she was too happy, so he didn't stop it, and continued: "For this reason, let's have a relationship." ”

Liu Piaopiao stopped laughing, and was about to refuse, but when the words came to her mouth, she swallowed them back. Come to think of it, this is not a good opportunity.

Liu Piaopiao smiled and said: "It's okay to date, but do you know what a relationship is?" ”

Chu Nanxiong shook his head: "I don't know." ”

Liu Piaopiao said: "Friendship is, you have to invite me to dinner, invite me to watch movies, invite me to go shopping, help me serve tea and pour water, beat my shoulders and legs, you have to work hard and be a cow and a horse." ”

The more Chu Nanxiong listened, the more he wanted to escape, and he had a bitter face: "Wouldn't this be too much?" ”

Liu Piaopiao spread her hands and said indifferently: "If you don't agree, I can't associate with you." ”

Chu Nanxiong gritted his teeth and agreed to come down.

On Tuesday, November 22, the weather was fine.

At twelve o'clock, in the Cool Breeze Cafe, on the window position, six beautiful girls are like a famous landscape, and men and women in the past will always subconsciously drift their eyes to it.

Emily sat between Tang Tang and Ling Shangxiang, looking a little listless. There are a few days a month when the eldest aunt visits this morning, and every few days when she is always strong, she becomes weak in her limbs, lazy in everything, and degenerates from a female man to a soft girl.

Thanks to this blessing, even if she heard that Liu Piaopiao and Chu Nanxiong were dating, she didn't want to be as excited and roaring as usual, but patiently listened to the process of the relationship between the two.

After Liu Piaopiao explained the reason, Lin Daiyu said indignantly: "Piaopiao, you are too much, Nanxiong misunderstood, you can explain it clearly, why lie to him like this." ”

Liu Piaopiao said unhappily: "He himself misunderstood what to do with me, and I promised to be his girlfriend, which is a good thing that many people envy." Listening to you say that, is it a chore to be my boyfriend? ”

Lin Daiyu was stupid, and she couldn't refute it when she said this. Wu Xiao didn't care about this, she was more concerned: "Since they are all boyfriends, then he wants to kiss you and roll the sheets, can you refuse?" ”

Liu Piao's hand stiffened, and he whispered, "Heβ€”he shouldn't do that." ”

Wu Xiao shook his head in disappointment: "Piaopiao, you have to understand that men have never been self-taught in this kind of thing." ”

Tang Tang gently stirred the milkshake in the coffee, and said leisurely: "It's okay, he is different from ordinary men, Piao Piao doesn't need to worry about rolling the sheets." I think it's more important to worry about where you got a son to fool him after ten months. ”

Liu Piaopiao thought for a while: "How about I find a reason to break up with him at that time?" ”

Ling Shangxiang sighed: "You have fooled him for so long, I don't think he can bear it with his temper. ”

Tang Tang agreed: "Yes, Millie, where is the Yiqi Daoist who lied to you last time?" ”

Emily said listlessly, "Oh, my flower garden is just short of fertilizer and buried it." ”

Liu Piaopiao was shocked: "People will lie to you for hundreds of yuan, and you will bury him alive!?" ”

"Look at what you said, how could I bury someone alive," Emily looked dissatisfied, and added: "I buried him only after confirming that he was dead, which can not only be buried in the earth, but also benefit the greenery, which is also a good thing." ”

Liu Piaopiao's face was pale, and she almost cried: "Millie, I was wrong, I ate the potato chips in your bag last time, please don't bury me." ”

Emily reached out and touched her face: "Fool, I won't take such a small matter to heart." ”

Liu Piaopiao breathed a sigh of relief: "Actually, I stole the sushi last time, and last time your homework was missing, I also took it and forgot to return it, you shouldn't be angry, right?" ”

When Aunt Emily came, she really didn't have a temper: "Well, I forgive you." ”

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