Chapter 13: A goblin is a goblin!

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"What value do you have to make the immortals thief against you?" Hu Mei'er glanced at Zhang Xiaojun and walked towards the city.

Zhang Xiaojun took out a mat and got out of the car, closed the car door, found a piece of flat ground and laid the mat, and lay down to sleep.

Hu Mei'er, who came back from shopping, looked at Zhang Xiaojun lying on the ground, was speechless, kicked Zhang Xiaojun who was asleep, and said, "You're really asleep!" ā€

"Huh? Sister, you're back. Zhang Xiaojun sat up with a stir.

"Why don't you sleep? You won't let me go along, and it's so comfortable to sleep in. ā€

"Poof...... This is the fairy world, and it is very difficult for those of us who have magic to come here, do you understand? The environment here is perfect for spiritual practice. Hu Meier said angrily.

"Practice? What is written in the novel? I don't know how to practice the exercises, like a tiger eating the sky, there is nowhere to catch it, it is better to sleep comfortably. Zhang Xiaojun disagreed, because he did feel comfortable sleeping here.

"Also, you don't have the exercises to practice, and there is no way to guide the aura, so it seems that such a good environment is useless for you." Hu Meier said thoughtfully.

"That's right, just like I look at you, sister, you can only watch, not eat."

"Giggles, you little devil, you still want to eat my sister and me? Give you two guts and you won't dare. Hu Meier covered her mouth and smiled.

"Not necessarily." Zhang Xiaojun smiled evilly.

"Giggles, let's go, let's go back early." Hu Meier doesn't want to talk about this unhealthy topic anymore.

Zhang Xiaojun answered, and the two started their return journey.

On the road.

"By the way, sister, you said exercises or something, did you have it, I heard that cultivating immortals is very fun." Zhang Xiaojun is still thinking about that matter, after all, he has resources, so he doesn't have to be a ****.

"If I don't give it to you, people, ghosts, demons, demons, immortals, and so on are different in each type of cultivation, this difference is essentially different, that is, I gave you my exercises, the better thing is that your meridians are scrapped, and you almost explode and die, you think about whether there is a legend in your human world who has attained the Tao and Flying Immortals, if you encounter it, don't let it go." Hu Meier said seriously.

"The human world? Lao Tzu traveled to the west, Guan Ling Yin Xi saw that there was a purple gas floating pass, and Lao Tzu Guo passed by the green ox. Zhang Xiaojun said.

"Then if you pull him up that day, ask him for exercises to practice, and if he doesn't give it to you, you will pull him to the void and rob him." Hu Mei'er said with a smile.

"Sister, you are good or bad, but, I remember, there is a description, Lao Tzu is one of the thousands of incarnations of Taishang Laojun." Zhang Xiaojun said.

"Taishang Laojun? Then it's not easy for you to do this, first of all, he lives in the highest level of the heavenly realm, Tushitian, his mana is powerful, and it is easy to cross the boundary, unlike us little demons and fairies, it is very difficult to cross the boundary. Hu Meier frowned.

Zhang Xiaojun was a little speechless after hearing this, this is basically a hopeless immortal cultivator who hurts, and said, "That's it? Thirty-three heavens? What else is there in the heavenly realm? ā€

"There are six days in the heavenly realm and the desire realm, **** eighteen days, and four days in the colorless realm, this is twenty-eight days, and I don't know the remaining four days, our current place is the first heaven in the colorless realm - I don't want to be in the sky." Hu Meier introduced.

Zhang Xiaojun turned the car around and asked again, "What a strange name...... By the way, what about your demon world? ā€

"The demon world, it's not as troublesome as the heavenly realm, it's divided into nine heavens, gold, wood, water, fire, and earth are the first five heavens, and heaven and earth Xuanhuang is the last four heavens, but it is rumored that there is a tenth heaven in the demon world, as for the name, I don't know." Hu Meier said.

"What day is that town of yours in?"

Hu Mei'er glanced at Zhang Xiaojun with resentment and said: "I said that the slave family is a little demon, it must be the first - Jin Tian, in the future, will you take the slave family to other high-level heavens to have a look." ā€

Hu Meier smiled coquettishly and took Zhang Xiaojun's hand, and at the same time rubbed Zhang Xiaojun's arm with an indescribable part, which made Zhang Xiaojun's hand suddenly soften.

"Katz!"

As soon as his hand was weak, the car suddenly deviated from the direction, which frightened Zhang Xiaojun and provoked Hu Meier's eyes.

"Sister, you are really a goblin, I can't go now in those days, if I go, I must take you, because the incense car is there, wait for me to buy another sunglasses, incense car sunglasses and beauty, that day, tsk......"

"Giggles, then it's decided." Hu Meier covered her mouth and laughed.

Zhang Xiaojun hurriedly withdrew his gaze, his eyes looked straight ahead, and scolded in his heart: "What a goblin." ā€

Returned to the road where he left, the time was almost five o'clock in the afternoon, and the fuel tank was almost out of gas, after refueling, Zhang Xiaojun was speechless, Hu Meier asked him to send her back to Qingyuan Town, and it was the first time to pull Hu Meier to the place.

"Sister, remember to pay the fare, you see that I spent a lot of money and sold my hue." Zhang Xiaojun said with a sad face.

"What, no? You're a man, you can't say no. Hu Mei'er giggled, Zhang Xiaojun glanced at Hu Mei'er, and the car started again.

Along the way, Zhang Xiaojun and Hu Meier talked nonsense, so that Zhang Xiaojun also had a lot of understanding of the first heaven of the demon world.

"Sister, it's here, the fare." Zhang Xiaojun was still worried about the fare.

Hu Meier suddenly kissed Zhang Xiaojun on the face, and then said, "Is one kiss enough?" ā€

Zhang Xiaojun has already been petrified...... The mechanical nodded, then shook his head again.

"Giggles, what a child, this thing is for you, I'm leaving." Hu Meier left a jade bottle, said a word and got out of the car.

Zhang Xiaojun was still stunned, touched his cheek after half a ring, and then drove back to drive back.

Hu Meier watched Zhang Xiaojun drive away, only then did she breathe a sigh of relief and muttered, "Is my choice right?" ā€

On the way, Zhang Xiaojun was still a little distracted, he was kissed by a girl for the first time, but he was not a human being, which made the old virgin Zhang Xiaojun a little confused, and it was so sudden.

After returning home, Zhang Xiaojun put the jade bottle in his pocket.

"Dad, I'm back."

"Well, your teacher has been here, and said that people from the Municipal Sports Bureau will come to our house tomorrow."

"Isn't it? Wouldn't it be faster? As for being caught as a test subject? Zhang Xiaojun didn't expect that he would run faster and cause such a big turmoil.

"Dad, I don't want to go, today was purely accidental, today I heard that Uncle Zhao was sick, and I was in a hurry to see Uncle Zhao, so I wanted to come back early, and I don't know why I ran so fast at that time." Zhang Xiaojun looked at Zhang Dajun with an aggrieved expression.

"If you don't want to go, you won't go, you won't be in the system, there will be no rumors, just refuse tomorrow." Zhang Dajun's face was still very calm, he knew about his son's body, and today was just an accident.