Sha Baiyan's first New Year in the palace. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Duanmu Jian has just ascended the throne, but there is nothing unstable in the entire government and the opposition, and the little emperor who has been in charge of government affairs since he was a child said that it is simply a pastime to look at excerpts or something.

But now there is another pastime, that is, to play kissing with his little queen.

On the first New Year of the emperor, after worshipping the ancestors in the morning, the Empress Dowager Jiang came in the evening, saying that she was going to hold a "gala", which translates to mean that everyone performs a program, unites together, and is happy.

Sha Baiyan looked at a bitter face, a little overwhelmed.

She...... What can she do?

asked Duanmu Juan, Duanmu Jue said that he was ready to improvise a big character, which could be regarded as Caiyi entertainment.

asked Duanmu Feng, Duanmu Feng said that these are trivial things, and when she tells a joke, she will definitely be able to amuse her mother and father.

Ask Duanmu Huang...... Duanmu Huang is not in the palace, so there is no need to perform woo woo.

Looking at a few princes, they are all eager to try.

Sha Baiyan thought for a while, in the end, he was a newcomer, and he was young, so when the time came, he would be able to make a fool of the past.

As soon as she made up her mind like this, Jiang Yan smiled and took out some rewards, saying that whoever performed well would be rewarded to whomever she could.

Among those rewards, in addition to all kinds of gold, silver and jewelry, there was a dim sum called hibiscus bean paste cake, Sha Baiyan had only eaten it once in the queen's palace, and she almost bit off her tongue when it was so delicious......

I really want to win......

If you win, you can eat hibiscus bean paste cake.

Sha Baiyan called Qiaoshan, the palace maid who entered the palace with her, to study what kind of performance she could prepare, or the kind of performance that would definitely win.

"Master...... Play? Qiao Shan asked tentatively.

Sha Baiyan looked at the zither on the side and sighed.

She knows how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and she is not proficient in it. Anyone who takes it up to perform can meet people, but it's certainly not 100% winning......

Qiao Shan was also worried, she really felt that it was more difficult for her master to overshadow those golden branches and jade leaves to become the first than for her to go to Ningsheng Palace to steal the teacher to learn how to make dim sum......

Sha Baiyan flipped through the ancient books, read them for an afternoon, and finally decided on one thing: Bing Xi.

The so-called ice frolic is to dance on the ice, the dancer is graceful and light under the feet, as long as the movements are in place, they are generally good-looking.

Now there are three princesses, two are not in Beijing, the remaining one is to tell jokes, and there is a princess who has just married into the door should not be so fanfare, so calculated, Sha Baiyan actually has a great chance of winning!

Of course, if you practice the ice well, you have a good chance of winning.

Sha Baiyan, who fell thirteen times in a row, simply sat on the ice and began to think about life.

Why, why am I doing this? Why should I choose such a difficult one? Why? Is it just for a plate of snacks? No matter how delicious and delicious that dim sum is, is it worth it?

Value!

After thinking about it, Sha Baiyan got up bravely and continued to wrestle.

It's a pity that one blow, then decline, and three exhaustion.

Sha Baiyan, who couldn't get out of bed the next day, almost cried.

Aches all over the body......

Sleeping with the little emperor who had just opened the meat was even more tiring than if she had fallen on the ice a dozen times, and at this moment Sha Baiyan felt like she had really been run over by a boulder, and she was uncomfortable all over her body.

When I woke up in the morning and felt hungry in my stomach, Sha Baiyan, who hated eating breakfast, said that it was not Hibiscus red bean cake! Hongu is no longer eating!

Empress Dowager Jiang, who seems to have the ability to read minds, ordered someone to bring a plate of pastries to Sha Baiyan, saying that she heard that she was preparing for the gala program recently, and she was specially rewarded.

The plate of pastries was a platter, and there were several kinds of cakes, but the hibiscus red bean cake was only a small one.

But it's better than a whole plate of other dim sum......

Sha Baiyan is really crying now.

Besides, the Queen Mother knows that she is preparing for the show, and if she has nothing to show her hands on when the time comes, it will be too embarrassing!

Sha Baiyan, who went to the ice and fell for a day, lay on the bed in the evening, and after being massaged and medicated by the palace maid, she couldn't get up again.

At night, when Duanmu Jue came, Sha Baiyan could only lie on the bed and salute him.

"What's wrong? I'll see. Duanmu Juan was a little worried, and last night he found that Sha Baiyan's body was a little ...... cough, it's not flexible enough, the original Tian Tian is delicate and soft, and he will fall down when he pushes it, how big is the angle of breaking his legs, the two of them cooperate very well, but they were a little hesitant last night.

After seeing the traces of Sha Baiyan's body again, all the bruises and purples came out, Duanmu Jiu's anger also came out.

"Here's what it's doing!" Duanmu Jue snorted angrily, and at the same time poked a piece of bruise: "Does it hurt?" ”

"It hurts, it hurts, woo woo, don't touch it...... emperor" Sha Baiyan is really delicate now, and he feels that every piece of flesh and skin on his body can't be touched.

Duanmu Jue sat on the edge of the bed with a dark face, and after listening to Sha Baiyan's stumbling explanation of the reason for practicing Bing Xi, his face was not good-looking, but became more and more gloomy: "Don't practice this again, don't perform this!" ”

After speaking, he didn't explain to Sha Baiyan or listen to what she said, turned his head and went to Linhua Palace.

The sand white is simply ...... Heartbroken.

Today, she was finally able to slide more than ten meters on the ice, but the emperor didn't let her perform, and she practiced in vain and fell in vain.

And her dear pastries, which are further away from her.

Sha Baiyan covered his head with a quilt and couldn't help but hum.

It's better to give up.

Sha Baiyan just decided so, and the queen mother rewarded the dim sum on the second day, first, I heard that the queen has been practicing very hard recently, so I would like to express my condolences, and second, the chef who made hibiscus red bean cake has researched a new snack, called chicken cake, although the name is mediocre, but the taste is very good, almost better than hibiscus red bean cake.

Sha Baiyan silently ate the plate of chicken cake, leaving a fragrant mouth.

"Qiaoshan, the Queen Mother appreciates pastries, what did you say in the last sentence?" Sha Baiyan asked, staring at the slippery plate.

Qiao Shan has a good memory: "Yes, it's almost better than hibiscus red bean cake." ”

So delicious! So delicious! It's not as delicious as hibiscus red bean cake!

Sha Baiyan clenched his fists and shed tears, and after a while, he heard that some things had been added to the rewards of the gala, all of which were the chef's specialty snacks, red dates and walnut cakes, lily jade dew cakes, and so on.

Sha Baiyan was drooling at that strip.

What to do! What do you have to do to eat so much delicious food?

Sha Baiyan's hair is about to fall out.

Qiao Shan couldn't bear it, and came up with an idea: "Master, when I was at home, my wife didn't like watching dramas very much......"

Watch the play!

Sha Baiyan's eyes lit up!

She has learned to sing tunes, but she can't sing, and it's almost the same, so it's much more reliable than that Bing Xi!

"Qiaoshan! Well done! Sha Baiyan excitedly shook Qiao Shan's hand and rewarded her with a golden hairpin.

Singing! It's good to sing! When the time comes, I can't see what I look like, shame on me...... I can't lose it anywhere!

Sha Baiyan thought of Meizizi, and immediately called Min Yue and asked her to find someone to teach her to sing.

The frightened Min Yue knelt down directly.

That can be taught three things and nine streams, where can the queen mother learn?

"Caiyi entertains relatives, what the emperor said, isn't this right?" Sha Baiyan smiled.

She laughed, but Min Yue was about to cry.

If the master secretly practices this by herself, and turns around and sings to the emperor in the house without anyone around, it is called boudoir fun, and they can't care about these waiters, but now let her go out to find someone to teach the master to sing, and when she turns back, she has to perform on stage, then the emperor is angry......

Min Yue's neck was cold, and she couldn't stop kowtowing to Sha Baiyan, hoping that she would dispel this idea.

Sha Baiyan can't help it, and she can't bypass these palace people to find someone who can sing, so she has to forget it.

Min Yue breathed a sigh of relief, and then said to Sha Baiyan: "Although Niangniang can't sing, but it's not bad to tell stories, the slave remembers that the Queen Mother also likes to listen to books." ”

You don't need to learn storytelling...... Right?

Min Yue thought uncertainly.

Sha Baiyan's eyes lit up, telling a story! It's easy! Find a good story and tell it on the platform!

"Great!" Sha Baiyan thought about it, although this is somewhat similar to Duanmu Feng's, but Duanmu Feng said that she was telling a joke, she can tell a sad story! "Quick, find some notebooks, be miserable, the more miserable the better!"

"Niangniang, when the New Year is so festive, it's too miserable, and it's not good......" Min Yue persuaded.

"No, it's going to be miserable! This palace wants to move people with emotion! Sha Baiyan's face glowed with anticipation!

Ah, think about that day, Duanmu Fenggang laughed at the Queen Mother, after she went up, she put on a posture, and everyone burst into tears after a while, what a sense of accomplishment this is! Not to mention that after that, there were so many delicious things waiting for her......

Sha Baiyan fell into his own endless imagination.

An hour later.

"This Wang Sheng, it's not a thing!" Sha Baiyan half sat on the bed, crying tears, "That young lady is so good to him, he, he actually married the prime minister's daughter after high school!" He also said that he would give a dowry to the young lady! It's just ...... shameless!

The last three words, Sha Baiyan was already choked up and couldn't speak.

Qiao Shan comforted her softly on the side, but she really couldn't help it.

The queen asked for the most tragic and tear-jerking book, but before she could start practicing storytelling, she cried like this......

Perhaps, watch it a few more times, okay?

It's a pity that Sha Baiyan is full of feelings, no matter how many times she reads it, she can't help crying, she puts down the book and scolds Wang Sheng, there is really no way, Qiao Shan and Min Yue persuaded her to change her book and be happy, just for the New Year.

Outcome......

"Hahaha...... Ouch, no, I'm laughing to death in this palace, ouch, this fool, ahahahaha......" Sha Baiyan rubbed her stomach and fell on the bed, it was so funny This was written in the book, and she couldn't help laughing.

Qiao Shan and Min Yue: ......

Forget it, the project of storytelling, Sha Baiyan can't get through.

Duanmu Jue heard that Sha Baiyan has found a lot of words to read in recent days, and she is also relieved, as long as she doesn't make any more trouble, as for what kind of gala, it is estimated that it is a whim of the queen mother, Tian Tian has a lot of talents, and she can go up and play a piano or paint something.

On this day, Duanmu Jue came to Kunyuan Palace in the middle of the afternoon, and wanted to talk to Sha Baiyan about what interesting stories he had seen recently, who knew that as soon as he entered Kunyuan Palace, he saw Sha Baiyan lying on a bench, with a big stone on his chest, and Qiao Shan was holding a big hammer on the side, as if he was about to smash it......

"Here's what it's doing!" Duanmu Jiu's eyes are about to pop out!

Sha Baiyan hurriedly got up, saw that Duanmu Juan's face was not good, and hurriedly explained: "This chest is broken with a big stone, the stone is not real, and the hammer is not ......."

And a big stone on the chest!

Duanmu Jiu's face was about to freeze, and he said that he would not allow it, not allow it!

Sha Baiyan died all her thoughts along the way, and on the eve of the Chinese New Year's Eve, she hadn't thought about what to perform......

Qiao Shan really can't stand it, Sha Baiyan has been sitting on the bed for so long, and the emperor may not be able to come over if he is busy today, is it because the master doesn't sleep?

"The master doesn't have to think so much...... When I was at home, the master taught the master so many things, what the master is best at, wouldn't it be good to perform something? Qiao Shan persuaded.

Sha Baiyan nodded, feeling that what Qiao Shan said made sense.

It's already here, and it's definitely too late to learn again, so ...... What are you best at?

Sha Baiyan fell into deep thought.

Chinese New Year's Eve, Ningsheng Palace.

The first Gala of the Great Ridge Dynasty has officially begun!

In order to make the Queen Mother and the Emperor Taishang happy, Mu Lin, the big eunuch in front of the Emperor, also temporarily took the role of "host", although he didn't know what the host did, but the Queen Mother said, just go up and say who is next to perform what.

As the emperor, Duanmu Jiu was naturally the first to go up, improvised ink, and wrote a pair of New Year couplets, with good words and good artistic conception, which attracted the praise of the emperor.

Duanmufeng went up the second time, really like the storyteller, Yin and Yang told a joke in frustration, the Queen Mother who was only laughing kept patting the armrest of the chair, and after she finished talking for a long time, the Queen Mother was still laughing.

Sha Baiyan also listened to it like coke, and it was even more funny than the book she was reading.

The third one to come to the stage is King Ning, he is really open, probably because he is the youngest, he actually directly found two guards to go up and wrestle, probably rehearsed, in order to make the second elder happy, he didn't really fall, but was full of laughter, and the emperor immediately rewarded him with a good jade Ruyi.

Next is King Rui and Princess Rui, who has just entered the palace, the two husband and wife partnered, and they talked about each other for a while, which was also very interesting, and the Emperor Taishang said that I liked it very much.

Finally, it was time to reach Shabaiyan.

After Sha Baiyan came to power, the eunuchs of Kunyuan Palace carried up a large table, covered with a layer of red cloth, and the people below couldn't see what was on the table, but it only looked as if there were some bottles and cans, and they didn't know what the queen was going to do.

Sha Baiyan coughed lightly, learned from the artists he had seen on the street before, and bowed with his hands and fists, and then shouted: "Hey! ”

The Empress Dowager Jiang was taken aback.

Sha Baiyan continued: "Today, I'm going to give you a performance that I'm good at!" As he spoke, he lifted the red cloth and put a table of delicious dim sum, "Eat twenty plates of dim sum in one go without drinking water!" ”

The audience was silent.