"Well, you just stay here, I'm going back. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Can I not go back?"

Zhang Xiaojun's mind moved slightly, but then he said with a bitter face: "Beauty, can you not say something seductive?" ”

"What do you want? I'm just scared alone. ”

"Isn't there a babysitter?"

……

"Will you come tomorrow?"

"No, if you go back today, you may be killed, let's go!" Zhang Xiaojun didn't want to withdraw with Lin Yuer anymore, he was afraid that something would really happen when something happened, and he would be GG.

After returning home, Zhang Xiaojun was not scolded, and his worried heart finally let go.

Zhang Xiaojun, who was restless, looked at Zhang Dajun and Liu Mei eating as before, and said cheaply: "Mom, why don't you scold me?" ”

"What are you scolding for? You have a lot of skills, and even female celebrities are soaked, why don't you bring them back to meet us? Liu Mei's tone was obviously ridiculing Zhang Xiaojun.

Zhang Xiaojun's face turned red and said, "Mom, my cousin cheated me, this was all his idea, if you can't do it, I'll call him now." ”

"Alright, eat, if your mother hadn't called your cousin, would you still be standing here?" Zhang Dajun spoke up.

Only then did Zhang Xiaojun understand that it was all a routine...... My mother is turning a corner and pit herself......

"Mom, am I your own?"

"No, Xiaobai is my own child."

"Didn't you say that animals were not allowed to become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China?"

"I became a fine man before the founding of the People's Republic of China!"

Zhang Dajun listened to the conversation between the mother and son, and his calm face finally overflowed with a smile, such happiness is very good, he enjoys it very much, the family is harmonious, but it's a pity...... There are 108 brothers who have not had the opportunity to enjoy ......

After dinner, Zhang Xiaojun returned to the room, and as soon as the mobile phone was connected to wifi, QQ was automatically logged in, followed by overwhelming news.

"it...... This is a hell of an explosion, Ling'er ......"

"Is it true?" comes from the little mushroom that I love to eat, that is, Zhao Ling'er.

Zhang Xiaojun completely exploded, forgot about this stubble, and hurriedly went out of the room to ask Zhang Dajun for Zhao Sanrun's phone call.

"Hey, uncle, I'm Xiaojun, what's that, Ling'er? I had something to do with her. ”

"Oh." Zhao Sanran was going to get angry, although he didn't know why he got angry, but in the end he endured it, and quickly handed the phone to Zhao Ling'er, who was lying on the table with a sad face, Ling'er didn't say a word since he went home, and he didn't eat anything.

"Ling'er, Ling'er, listen to my explanation, this is my cousin who cheated me, he has to do something, and then I will cooperate, don't get me wrong, it's really not what you imagined."

"Flutter ......"

Zhao Ling'er on the other end of the phone burst into tears and smiled......

"Why explain?"

Zhang Xiaojun also reacted, why did he explain? What happened to me just now?

"What the hell, the moon is nice tonight......"

"Okay, it's not hard for you, rest early, I'm going to sleep too." Zhao Linger has already got the answer and is in a good mood.

So she didn't have to ask Zhang Xiaojun to say the answer, because he knew that Zhang Xiaojun always said that he was very powerful, and he didn't dare to kiss him when he asked him to kiss at a critical time.

"Huh? Good, good, good. Zhang Xiaojun hurriedly hung up the phone as if he had been amnestied.

……

In the living room of the Zhao family, looking for three runs to see his daughter burst into tears and smiled, he felt a lot more relieved, it stands to reason that parents should be against early love, but he hopes from the bottom of his heart that the two little guys will be together, then it will be perfect, but he still asked: "Why did that stinky boy call to explain?" ”

Zhao Ling'er's face turned red and said, "Dad, I'm sleeping." So he ran upstairs.

Zhao Sanran shook his head helplessly, and said to himself: "It's really a big woman...... Alas, I'm old......"

Wang Yan walked over with this plate of fruit and said, "Okay, don't say it, they're all adults, don't you have any objections in your heart?" ”

……

And Zhang Xiaojun, who was lying on the bed, was also in a fluctuating mood, why was he so nervous just now?

"Whew......"

Xiaobai jumped to Zhang Xiaojun's chest in a flash from nowhere.

"Little white...... What do you say if a person likes too many people? ”

Xiaobai rolled his eyes, jumped to the side of the drawer and took a spirit stone and began to eat, the room suddenly sounded "crunchy", the cold moonlight sprinkled in the house, the troubles of his youth began to bother Zhang Xiaojun, in the middle of the night he also watched a wave of chicken soup, wanted to calm down his heart, but his heart was not calm, so he learned a little theoretical knowledge of pickle girls.

Early the next morning, Zhang Xiaojun was fully armed, put on a hat and went to school, and as soon as he arrived at the intersection, he found that Chen Qi was surrounded by several students, Zhang Xiaojun hurriedly wanted to make a detour, but was seen by the sharp-eyed Chen Qi.

"Xiaojun, Xiaojun, don't go, these are all trying to learn from you, a master of pickling girls, and I also collected 1,000 yuan for each of you!"

"Nima, dead fatty, you're trying to trap me!"

Zhang Xiaojun didn't bother to run, he had to face it sooner or later anyway.

As soon as Chen Qi saw that there was a play, he hurriedly gave a few students a look, and several students were also clever, so they rushed directly to Zhang Xiaojun and hugged Zhang Xiaojun.

"Brother Xiaojun, you are really a peerless master."

"Yes, there is no master before or since, that kind of goddess and actress can be soaked, it's simple."

Zhang Xiaojun had a black line, speechless in his heart, it seemed that the impact of his news far exceeded his own estimates, so he could only catch it hard.

"Okay, I'll pass you on the four-character recipe for picking up girls, but when I come to school, I will stop those who want to sign for me."

"No problem!"

Zhang Xiaojun cleared his throat and said: "The beginning of the dream, follow the good temptation, do what he likes, enter while he is needed, ignite his passion, want to capture the old and indulge, overlord I bow on the i, follow-up service." That's all, experience it for yourself! ”

"Tall! Brother Xiaojun, the five-body throw you let me admire! ”

There is a brain aura that already knows the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth contained in it, and a few students who have not understood it for a while are so anxious that they scratch their ears and cheeks.

"Wang Wu, tell my brother about it!"

"yes, you can't eat alone!"

……

Chen Qi watched this very joyful scene while eating, and when he was about to open his mouth to mock, he was kicked on the ass by Zhang Xiaojun and whispered: "Eat your sister, you know how to eat, and you don't want to leave!" ”

After Zhang Xiaojun finished speaking, he took the lead in riding a bicycle and ran, and Chen Qi stuffed all the food in his mouth and chased after him.

"Hey, Brother Xiaojun is gone, chase it!"

……

Zhang Xiaojun glanced at the school gate from a distance, pulled Chen Qi into a snack bar opened by an old grandfather, asked for breakfast and began to wait.

"Xiaojun, we can't delay, class is going to be going to be right away."

"Go to Mao, wait for the meeting, wait for class and then enter the school, so as not to be blocked."