Chapter 1: Embark on a journey
Time flies quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it is time to celebrate the new year. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info Wei Shuo's parents entertained Wei Shuo's girlfriends for a reunion dinner, and looked at the beautiful women at the table of warblers and Yanyan smiled from ear to ear.
Xiahou's sudden visit kicked off the dispersion at the end of the song. Fang Yuxin and the three of them were taken back to Xiaohui's house to prepare for the New Year. Yan'er asked Wei Shuo for a lot of cultivation resources and returned to the base to retreat. After bidding farewell to their parents, Wei Shuo, Xiahou, and Xiao Yu finally embarked on the road of the annual inspection of the demon master.
Wei Shuo wondered countless times what the Demon Master's annual examination was, whether it was an adventurous exam like the Hokage, or a team fight like the King of Fighters, or a team battle like a masturbation. In any case, judging from the alliance's prompt "Please be sure to bring a demon", this annual inspection must be extremely dangerous.
"There is still more than half a month before the annual inspection, as for going so early." Wei Shuo asked.
Since becoming one of the women in Wei Shuo's harem, Xiao Yu seems to have become a little resentful woman, always looking at Wei Shuo unpleasantly. She looked at Wei Shuo with idiotic eyes and said, "Don't you know that the Spring Festival is coming soon?" ”
Spring! The weight of these two words was so heavy that Wei Shuo couldn't say a word. If I don't leave sooner, I'm afraid I won't be able to leave if I want to.
If it weren't for so many people together, Xia Hou could have stepped on the flying sword and passed by himself. Because Xiahou wanted to bring Wangcai, several people hired a car and marched all the way to the goal.
There were almost no twists and turns along the way, and there were no various road blockades, car breakdowns, roadblocks and robberies on the way. It's just that occasionally it causes some small trouble because of Xiao Yu's beauty. Along the way, Wei Shuo kept sighing that the security of the motherland is really good, which is the same as what the minister of the news network said on the side call.
In fact, the world is really like this, and no one is born with a bad person. Some are just spoiled, self-conscious and self-motivated. The so-called oppression and provocation are just some people's calculations for the sake of profit and face. Everyone has relatives and friends, and perhaps those who are heinous in the eyes of others are polite juniors and righteous brothers in their eyes. Again, the world is not white and black.
The headquarters of the Demon Master Alliance is located in the mountains and forests of the non-tourist area of Mount Tai. When the trio arrived in a nearby town, it was already getting dark, and they planned to spend two days repairing here, buying some camping tools and hiking up the mountain. Looking at the bustling streets, listening to the noisy shouting, there is an inexplicable sense of intimacy.
"The people here are simple and simple, it's a good place, little comrade, you've worked hard."
"You're sick in the head, don't you buy it and make trouble here?" The vendor looked at Wei Shuo, who had a stinky face, and scolded very unhappily.
"Buy, buy." Wei Shuo reached out and took out his wallet from his trouser pocket, paid the money, and casually inserted the wallet back into his trouser pocket. When I turned around and was about to leave, I heard the stall owner shouting, Gua Wazi, your wallet has been touched by someone.
As soon as Wei Shuo touched his trouser pocket, he immediately yelled that it was bad, and his wallet was indeed missing. Immediately turning around, he found a young mouse-like figure not far behind him. Without saying a word, Wei Shuo chased his legs over. However, the young man's familiarity with this place was far from being comparable to Wei Shuo's, so Wei Shuo chased people away after a few street corners.
"Forget it, let's leave it to Xiahou." Wei Shuo sighed as he looked in the direction where Xiahou's figure had disappeared.
"You're so useless, a kid can't catch up." At this time, Xiao Yu's lazy voice came from behind him.
Wei Shuo looked back and saw Xiao Yu with a gloating expression. He said angrily: "If you don't help, forget it, why do you still fall into the well?" ”
Xiao Yu said unhurriedly when he heard this: "My dear, your money is gone, you will eat me and use me in the future, and you dare to speak disrespectfully to me, don't you even have this awareness?" ”
Wei Shuo's face changed, with Xiao Yu's character, if he was helped by her, he would definitely treat himself as if he was working hard, don't forget that he has a title called the queen. How many seniors have summed up the lessons learned. Wei Shuo never thought that he would wait for someone to appear, and it was still a man. He felt like a little woman waiting for her husband to buy rice for the pot, and he couldn't stop praying in his heart. "Xiahou, you must come back, don't forget to bring back my wallet. Oh no, Xiahou, don't forget to come back, you must bring back my wallet. ”
Finally seeing Xiahou's figure, Wei Shuo excitedly greeted him and asked, "How is it, has the thief caught it, has my wallet been found?" ”
Wei Shuo was overjoyed when he saw Xiahou nodding. Xia Hou stretched out his hand, and a familiar wallet appeared in front of Wei Shuo's eyes. Wei Shuo excitedly snatched the wallet and kissed it a few times, and finally didn't have to send it to the fence, and the joy of being lost and regained was beyond words.
Suddenly, Wei Shuo noticed that something was wrong, he hurriedly opened his wallet to check, only to find that there were only documents and membership cards from the Internet café left, and there was still a trace of cash or something.
"Woo woo, my poor wallet, it's not seen for a while, why are you so thin?" Wei Shuo suddenly cried bitterly, looking at Xiahou with teary eyes.
Xia Hou frowned, shook his head and gave an explanation, "He is so pitiful, I gave him all my money and your money." ”
Wei Shuo thumped his chest when he heard this: "I should have thought of it a long time ago, I should have thought of it a long time ago, I am so stupid, why should I still pray that you can bring my wallet back." My rich wives, go well, and I hope that your new master will treat you as well as I do. ”
Xiahou argued: "Don't worry, he is not a bad person, and he will definitely treat your money well." ”
Wei Shuo was so angry that he didn't pay attention to Xiahou anymore, turned to Xiao Yu and flattered: "Wife, in the future, the junior brother and Xiahou will rely on your old man." If there is an order, it is at its disposal. ”
After this incident, Xiao Yu's status was successfully promoted to the captain of this team. More precisely, the three of them became a relationship between the boss and the employee.
Walking around until the evening, Wei Shuo and Xia Hou found a hotel with Xiao Yu's luggage and the things they bought. Facing Xiao Yu's peerless appearance, the young hotel receptionist couldn't help but lose her mind for a moment. Xiao Yu coughed twice deliberately, and the reception came back to his senses and said, "How many rooms do the three of you open?" ”
"Just one room, save money." Xiahou said. Of course, Xia Hou's thoughts are simple, but in the eyes of others, it is different.
Of course, the reception wanted to make more money, she said to Xiahou: "Sir, we have a full standard room here, only a couple room left, I'm afraid it's inconvenient for three people to live, if you don't have special hobbies, you might as well open two rooms." One for you and your girlfriend, one for the other big brother. ”
Wei Shuo snickered on the side, he was misunderstood. It's no wonder that Xiahou's appearance is much stronger than himself, and he is still a good match for Xiao Yu, a shemale. Xiao Yu was too lazy to explain, it didn't make sense for a stranger to explain, she said hello lightly, picked up the key and turned around arrogantly, threw a handful to Xia Hou and said, "You and your girlfriend have a room, and the old lady wants to have her own room." ”
Wei Shuo's snickering face froze suddenly, your sister, who did you say was his girlfriend! Wei Shuo gritted his teeth but couldn't refute it, because he didn't have the financial ability, so he didn't dare to denounce it, after all, he had to be taken care of by her under the fence.
The reception was a little confused, no, the two of them were actually that relationship, what a waste. At this time, the reception looked at Wei Shuo's eyes and became hateful.
Wei Shuo felt a chill in his back, and he hurriedly said to Xiahou Wei Shuo, "Let's go, let's go back to the room." ”
Xiahou didn't care and followed Wei Shuo away. A few people came to Xiao Yu's room first, and Xiao Yu stood at the door, directing Wei Shuo and Xia Hou to put her luggage in the house.
At this moment, the receptionist with a man happened to pass by. The man was attracted by Xiao Yu's bewitching figure from a distance, and he couldn't wait to walk over, and his peerless appearance made his eyes shine again, and saliva almost flowed out from his lips.
"Your young lady here is of good quality, how much is it?" The man pointed to Xiao Yu, who was scratching his head at the door, and asked the reception.
"I'm sorry sir, she's also a guest, not the kind of person you say." The reception hurriedly explained.
"Not like it?" The man was convinced of his own eyes, and he walked up to Xiao Yu and said, "Beauty, it's good to make a friend." ”
"Fuck off." Xiao Yu didn't even look at him, and said coldly. That's right, it's the queen's temperament, in front of outsiders, she is always so cold. Only in front of Wei Shuo, who knew all her details, would Xiao Yu reveal her little daughter form, of course, the purpose was just to disgust him.
Wei Shuo rushed over when he heard the sound, bowed to the man again and again, and said, "I'm sorry, our boss is in a bad mood today, please don't be like a woman." Wei Shuo played a round for Xiao Yu, and scolded in his heart, auntie, you have nothing else to do.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Yu didn't buy it at all, and left a sentence, "The old lady is in a good mood today, how far those bed bugs and flies are dead, don't come to ruin the fun." After saying that, he entered the house.
Wei Shuo saw the man's face twitch and turned to leave, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and followed Xiao Yu into the house. Seeing that Xiao Yu was unaware of his mistakes, Wei Shuo said bitterly: "Boss, we are not familiar with each other, and it is better to have more than one thing." ”
At this time, Xiao Yu suddenly stretched his waist, and then lay on the big bed and rolled, the slender waist and sultry movements made Wei Shuo's nose a little itchy. Xiao Yu flicked his sideburns and said charmingly: "You two don't go back to the house to sleep, can't you sleep for the widow?" ”