Chapter 22: There is no escape
Wei Shuo said to Ying Zhong and the others: "Yu'er and I will go over there to play alone, and create some opportunities for you, you have to seize it." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Pay attention to art when speaking, if Wei Shuo directly said that he wanted to be alone with Yu'er, I am afraid that he would be curious to watch the show." In other words, in order to create an opportunity for them to fall in love with Mao Mao, they must have wanted Wei Shuo not to come back.
Wei Shuo dragged Yu'er around the park, and the white cat was always behind them. Wei Shuo secretly begged that if he wanted to get out, he had to leave the white cat's sight. So, Wei Shuo chose to take refuge with the help of a haunted house, hoping that the white cat's nose had not evolved to be as sensitive as a dog.
Wei Shuo dragged Yu'er into the haunted house, and there were not too many people playing this game, basically all of them were young couples or quasi-couples.
From time to time, there were ghostly laughter and screams around him, but Wei Shuo ignored it and only cared about pulling Yu'er deeper into the depths. As long as they walked out of the exit, they might be able to get rid of the white cat, and Wei Shuo at this time only hoped that his luck would be better.
Suddenly, a hand was placed on Wei Shuo's shoulder, which frightened him. Wei Shuo's heart was shocked, could it be that the white cat caught up?
Thinking of this, he didn't care much, and suddenly turned around and picked up his fist to fight back. However, when Wei Shuo saw that it was just a ghost-faced and hideous ghost with fangs and fangs that had patted him, he breathed a deep sigh of relief and put down his fist with relief.
Of course, the ghosts are the staff here, and although tourists know that the ghosts here are either agencies or people pretending to be people, they are still scared to death, and I really don't know if they are from the abuse or from the abuse.
It turned out to be a false alarm, Wei Shuo patted the shoulder of the staff who was stunned on the spot, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry brother, I thought it was a monster." After Wei Shuo finished speaking, he turned around to leave.
This phrase is almost an insult to the job. The staff dressed as ghosts had worked for all these years, and they had never seen Wei Shuo react like this. He didn't understand why tourists would relax when they saw him if they were scared by him and ready to fight back. He suddenly remembered his unbearable past, "Husband, I am pregnant with your child. ”
"No, I remember I had a condom ......"
"Haha, I lied to you, the child is not yours."
"It's okay, it scared me to death."
The blow made him abandon everything and start over in the city. He got a job in a haunted house to scare those little couples, and worked for years with the mentality of being able to break up a couple. There are countless couples who broke up under him.
But now, the unattractive kid in front of him has made the sense of accomplishment he has cultivated for many years collapse in an instant. He grabbed the wicked man in front of him who wanted to leave.
Wei Shuo was pulled, unclear, looking back at the ghost-faced fanged staff, he felt that his words were indeed a bit disrespectful to other people's work, so he explained: "Brother, I didn't say that you didn't pretend to be a monster, I meant that I was waiting for another monster, no, I wasn't waiting for that monster...... Anyway, can you see what I mean? ”
The staff was obviously stunned by Wei Shuo's words, standing there for a long time without moving, Wei Shuo's words were simply the biggest blasphemy against the profession he loved.
Wei Shuo saw that the explanation was fruitless, and hurriedly compensated the staff and said, "Big brother, don't get me wrong, you are really scary, really." ”
This sentence stimulated him again.
"Husband, come in."
"But I'm ......"
"Huh? Oh, don't get me wrong, you're actually pretty good, really. ”
Seeing that the staff didn't respond for a long time, Wei Shuo felt that it was inconvenient to stay for a long time, so he pulled Yu'er to leave. But as soon as he turned around, his shoulder was grabbed again. Wei Shuo turned around and said apologetically: "Big brother, please, I still have something to do, you let me go." ”
The staff took off the hood, but in the dim light, a pair of bright eyes appeared, and it could be seen from the outline of the face that this was a good-looking boy. The boy threw his hood on the ground, and with a bang, startled Wei Shuo.
The boy said angrily: "Tell me where I'm not scary!" ”
Wei Shuo was so crying and laughing by the boy that Nuo Nuo said: "No, no, you are quite scary now!" ”
The boy almost jumped up when he heard this, this kid said that he was more scary than pretending to be a ghost, it was simply an insult to his personality, and it was unbearable! The boy yelled, "I'm going to complain about you!" ”
Wei Shuo smiled bitterly: "What are you complaining about me?" Complaining that I wasn't scared by you? ”
In the eyes of the boy, this provocative words were tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, and the boy was almost about to run away, but he didn't expect that the person in front of him who hated him was pale at this moment, his eyes were bulging, and he stared behind him without blinking.
The boy wondered, could it be that a colleague came over? Could it be that he dressed up so much better than himself? The boy looked back in the direction Wei Shuo was staring, only to find a cat face larger than a human head, looking at him with a smile.
The boy was a little puzzled, as if he had never seen any of his colleagues dressed like this. But even if I remember wrong, why does a harmless and even a cute cat face scare people who are not afraid of themselves like this!
At this moment, the cat-faced monster in front of Wei Shuo was the white cat chasing him. At this time, the white cat has lost its size. In the dim light, the white cat is more than a person tall, with its feet standing upright on the ground, but no matter how you look at it, it is a cat body and cat limbs, and it is completely unhuman, it is completely an upright big cat.
The white cat gently brushed the boy away, brought his face in front of Wei Shuo, almost face to face with Wei Shuo, the two cat's eyes squinted, still smiling.
Wei Shuo couldn't help but feel a little hairy, and his legs and feet couldn't help but take two steps back. At this moment, Yu'er suddenly stood in front of Wei Shuo and said to the white cat, "Please let us go, please." ”
At this time, the boy who was pushed away by the white cat was still angry, patted the white cat and said, "Who are you, which part of the mix, what brother says here." As he spoke, he reached out and grabbed the cat's head, which he thought was a hood.
As soon as the white cat flicked its arm, the boy flew out and fell heavily to the ground. The white cat howled "meow~", and the voice seemed to vent his dissatisfaction. The air wave spewed out by the white cat radiated like a shockwave, not the power of the shockwave, Wei Shuo could clearly smell that the last meal he ate was Lao Wang's stinky tofu three streets away.
Made, in a foreign language, Wei Shuo scolded secretly and asked, "What did he say to that person?" ”
Yu'er pondered for a moment and said, "He said that curiosity killed the cat." ”
Hearing the translation of this sentence, the original comment was very appropriate, and the scene in front of me was awkward and awkward. However, there was no time left for Wei Shuo to think about it, because the white cat was already approaching Wei Shuo and them, roaring as they walked.
Wei Shuo was a little timid, and asked again, "Did he say anything again?" ”
Yu'er's hand grabbed Wei Shuo's shirt tightened again, and said, "He said he must take me away." ”
Wei Shuo was indignant and determined to fight back, so he scolded hoarsely with incomparable anger in his heart: "Meow~!" Then Wei Shuo asked Yu'er, "What am I scolding?" ”