Chapter 42. Rookie Bird

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Almost, in less than an hour, Chef Fan of the 714 dormitory had already prepared the dishes, and dinner was about to begin. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

At that time, it was almost seven o'clock in the evening, and it was time for dinner. Outside the window, the lights of Quang Nam University are on, and the sky is full of red glow after sunset in the distance.

However, the problem is that the 714 dormitory of Nuoda does not even have a table for eating.

This can make the four of Feng Zinan in the dormitory dumbfounded, it is impossible to sit on the ground, just eat dinner on the floor.

In fact, the 714 dormitory is not without desks, the dormitory has six beds, and each bed has a computer desk and a chair. But the computer desk is also a one-piece table, connected to a wardrobe, connected to a bookcase, and connected to a shoe cabinet. It can't be dismantled, but even if it is demolished, it can't be dismantled!

Hehe, dumbfounded! Feng Zinan, Shen Wengang, Fan Yurong, and Wang Xuezhou were all dumbfounded.

In the end, it was the bandit Wang Xuezhou who waved his hand: "No matter, just sit on the ground, sit on the ground, it's no problem to sit and eat." ”

"In our Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region, it's common to sit on the floor and eat and drink. And when we were in high school, we often secretly sat in the hallway, stairs, and balcony in the dormitory to drink. ”

But as soon as I heard that I really wanted to sit on the floor to eat, the big man Shen Wengang stopped doing it, and said with a sense of what I said: "We can cook the dishes."

Bring it to the stool and eat it. ”

"There are six wooden stools in the dormitory, and each of the four of us sits on one stool, and the remaining two stools are put together, just enough to put food."

"You don't understand such a simple question!"

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In the end, Chef Fan's masterpiece of three dishes and one soup was brought out and placed on a table made of two wooden stools.

Chef Fan shouted: "Guest officers, serve the food!" ”

"First course: duck soup with radish oil."

"Second course: stir-fried pork with garlic sprouts."

"Third course: stir-fried sausage with green peppers."

"Fourth course: Baked chicken with white cut and salt."

"There are also green vegetables, wait until you finish eating the fried duck, and then use the induction cooker to cook the green vegetables in a hot pot."

The dish was ready, and Shen Wengang and Wang Xuezhou also moved two large boxes of Jianjiang pure draft beer to the temporary patchwork table. Feng Zinan also put four porcelain bowls and four pairs of chopsticks for eating on the makeshift tabletop, just one person, one bowl, one pair of chopsticks.

Feng Zinan, Shen Wengang, Fan Yurong, and Wang Xuezhou also sat down in the southeast, northwest, and northwest, just one of them.

Shen Wengang took out four bottles of Jianjiang pure draft beer that were still bubbling with cold air and a little cold water on the glass bottle.

With a mouth and a bite, he bit the lid of the beer in a chic manner. Four bottles of Jianjiang pure draft beer were bitten open by Shen Wengang one by one and handed to Fan Yurong, Wang Xuezhou, Feng Zinan and himself respectively.

"Come on, come on, touch the bottle first!" Shen Wen just said with a cool initiative.

"Good! Good! Touch the bottle first! The bandit Wang Xuezhou also applauded.

Shen Wengang and Wang Xuezhou are really the same kind of people, they smell the same! One is full of social habits, the other is full of bandit temperament!

And the little fat man Fan Yurong was obviously weaker, and said weakly: "Let's eat vegetables first, eat and drink while eating; It's not good to drink alcohol on an empty stomach. ”

"yes, yes, let's have some food first."

"See if there is a cup, it's better to drink from a cup." Feng Zinan also agrees with the little fat man's statement, it is obvious that eating vegetables first and then drinking wine is the most scientific and correct!

And isn't this wine all drunk in a cup, there are people who drink in bottles, and besides, it's not used to drinking with a bottle, I haven't drunk with a bottle.

"Well, you don't understand this, drinking beer and holding bottles is the coolest, this is called professional!"

"Take a glass of beer, what's that! Is that how men drink! The big man Shen Wengang retorted righteously.

Wang Xuezhou also agreed: "Eat food first, then drink, take a cup to drink!" Look at Wang Xuezhou and Feng Zinan, you two are rookies in the wine field! ”

"Besides, it's only the first day of school, and the cups from our 714 dormitory!"

Feng Zinan and Fan Yurong, two rookies in the wine field, were criticized by Shen Wengang and Wang Xuezhou, two old birds in the wine field, and they were almost not men.

Especially Feng Zinan has never been out of society, he is thin-skinned, and he feels embarrassed for a while! No, a dignified man, he won't even be a rookie when he drinks!

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When it comes to this, Feng Zinan and Fan Yurong can't say anything.

"Come on, come on, everyone knows each other on the first day today, touch it first!" Shen Wengang replied to everyone's repetition.

"Yes, yes, yes, let's touch one first!" Feng Zinan, Shen Wengang, Fan Yurong, and Wang Xuezhou all stood up, holding beer bottles alof.

"Ping Pong", "Ping Pong", "Ping Pong". There was a series of beer bottles colliding with beer bottles.

Then Shen Wengang and Wang Xuezhou were almost at the same time, their necks were raised, and as soon as the beer bottle was poured into their mouths, they heard the sound of "coo-dong" and "coo-dong" pouring beer.

Before Feng Zinan and Fan Yurong could react, the bandit Wang Xuezhou poured about a third of the bottles of beer before putting the bottles down.

The big man Shen Wengang was even more fierce, and he put down the beer bottle almost at the same time as Wang Xuezhou, but he had already poured almost half a bottle in this first sip.

Feng Zinan was stunned when he carried the beer bottle, a fierce man is a fierce man! Before they had even started eating, the two men drank a third and a half of their beers, respectively. This also makes people not eat well!

Fan Yurong was also a little stunned! It's not uncommon to drink from a bottle, but before you even start eating, you've already filled yourself half a bottle of beer. Even Fan Yurong, who is a chef, is still rare to deal with restaurants every day.

However, Fan Yurong, who has been exposed to his own restaurant since he was a child, is also a person who has seen the world and scenes. At that moment, Fan Yurong was not to be outdone, and as soon as he lifted the beer bottle, he poured it into his mouth.

It wasn't until the liquor in the beer bottle went down a lot that Fan Yurong put the bottle down and exhaled a long breath of beer.

Feng Zinan took a look, good guy! This sip of beer is also a quarter of a bottle of beer! It is really unseemly, and the sea is immeasurable!

Although everyone has only known each other on the first day, the little fat man has a kind and gentle face, and no matter how he looks at it, he gives people the feeling that he is not obvious! Although it is said to be delicious and a foodie, it is not to be booed if you don't want to drink!

Even the big man Shen Wengang and the bandit Wang Xuezhou both cast appreciative glances at the little fat man Fan Yurong!

Shen Wengang said: "It's okay, fat man, it seems that the amount of alcohol is okay!" ”

Wang Xuezhou also praised: "It seems that fat people usually drink less!" ”

The little fat man Fan Yurong said modestly: "It's okay, it's okay." ”

The next sentence is a bit of a snake and a stick to brag about it: "Anyway, I have a big belly, and I can pretend to be a vegetable and a meal, and I am also a beer!" This beer is still not a problem! ”

"Oops!" It is said that people in eastern Guangdong Province like to brag and blow cannons, and it seems that this sentence is quite reasonable! Shen Wengang, Wang Xuezhou, and Feng Zinan thought so.

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It's just that everyone touches the wine bottle before the meal, and they can drink half a bottle, a third of a bottle, and a quarter of a bottle in the first sip! Could it be that I, Feng Zinan, am a manly, upright and true hero, smart and wise, and wise and martial, will I be worse than them!

Well, it's okay to take a sip of a beer bottle and drink a quarter bottle! Feng Zinan thought so.

There are even thoughts in my heart, but the thoughts are just between lightning and flint. Feng Zinan did the same, tilted his head, and as soon as he sent the beer bottle to his mouth, he drank "coo" and "coo".

But maybe Feng Zinan had never drunk to a beer bottle, and he drank too much at once, without waiting for the beer to pop twice in his mouth. Feng Zinan choked on the beer that was poured straight into it, and the beer overflowed from Feng Zinan's mouth.

Especially when he couldn't breathe well, Feng Zinan's mouth and throat were full of beer, and he almost burst out in one gulp. Fortunately, Feng Zinan hurriedly used his other empty hand to cover his mouth in a hurry, so that he didn't squirt out. Otherwise, Shen Wengang, Wang Xuezhou, and Fan Yurong will laugh out of their big teeth!

In fact, this has already been laughed out by Shen Wengang, Wang Xuezhou, and Fan Yurong!

Shen Wengang laughed unceremoniously: "Anan, you can't do it!" Take the first sip of a beer and you're going to vomit! ”

"Look at how much you've drunk in this mouthful, at best it's less than half a cup! If you have four glasses of beer, you're only drinking an eighth of a bottle! ”

"You can't do this! I want to learn more and practice more for my brother! ”

Wang Xuezhou also joked: "Hehe, Anan is going to raise fish!" ”

Fan Yurong kindly helped Feng Zinan relieve the siege, and beckoned everyone: "Come and eat, eat!" The dishes are going to be cold. ”

But at the moment, this Feng Zinan is about to be ashamed of himself! Look at yourself like a rookie, you can't even drink a beer!

Originally drafted on 2016-05-13. Dongguan, Guangdong. Humen Vanke Golden Mileage

2016-05-14 and 15. Dongguan, Guangdong. Humen Vanke Golden Mileage