If there's anything that can't be solved by a sandstorm, it's twice—I'll leave a suicide note, and let my great-great-great-grandchild carve this sentence on her tombstone after Xia Xueyou, who has lived an uncountable life, finally sees God. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I am very "restless", and I am not Xia Xueyou's opponent after all. After eating the sand a few times, I had to obediently relent, expressing my willingness to change my mind and be a new person.

And what is shocking is that after I softened, Xia Xueyou actually threw a thick plan book to me.

From a general perspective, I analyzed the trend of the world today, what capital guides society, and asked me to learn relevant knowledge and always be ready to dedicate myself to the cause of capitalism.

From a small age, I even set a fitness plan and recipes in the plan, which really broke my heart for my all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor.

After Xia Xueyou threw the plan to me, she took Yao Daming and Yi Space out to set up friends. And after I finished reading the plan, I made an appointment with coffee and Ah Mao to have supper, to pick up the wind and dust for myself, and to sweep away the bad luck.

"Phew!"

I was tired, with my hands in my pockets, and I walked on the road with mixed feelings. Whenever the wind blows, I feel like a disabled person's "phantom limb pain", and I inexplicably feel like I have a mouth full of sand to vomit.

"Phew!"

"Phew?" Coffee and Mao arrived first, and when they saw me, they waved at me and let me pass.

I strode to the table, pulled out a stool and sat up, and sighed, "My mouth is a little uncomfortable today, and I cry in the wind." ”

"I guess what you're talking about is saliva, Young Master Xia."

"There's nothing wrong with it, saliva is a lonely tear in the mouth."

Rao is coffee can be eloquent, and he was stunned when he heard my words, and then laughed: "Yes, it's very humorous." But the last time I heard this stalk, people talked about menstruation, and you use it in your mouth, but it's really not fishy. ”

"What, you've drunk?" Coffee and I have been brothers for many years, and it has become natural for me to hurt each other.

"How do you know it's not fishy if you haven't drunk it?" Coffee laughed and beckoned me to sit down.

Ah Mao was still the harmless and honest appearance of humans and animals, and after laughing twice with the coffee, he asked, "What happened to you yesterday?" Why did the police even find us? ”

It's okay not to mention this stubble, but I was furious when I mentioned this, so I walked up and grabbed the throat of the coffee, and said viciously: "You actually said to the police that when I was playing, my hands trembled like stepping on a wire?" You traitor to the people! ”

The fight between the brothers, I didn't pinch it hard, but the coffee was very similar. As if he had been electrocuted, he rolled his eyes, trembled, and screamed strangely, drawing frequent sideways glances from the diners around him. Mao lowered his head and drank his drink, pretending not to know the two of us.

"You're poor." I'm shameless enough, and the coffee dog is even more shameless than me. I couldn't do anything about him, so I let go, sat down, and drank my drink.

"Heaven and earth conscience, I haven't spoken, okay?" The freed coffee shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, frowning and making an innocent appearance.

"Who's there just now, uh-uh-uh......"

"Song to the sky." The coffee snatched me white, and then didn't give me a chance to fight back, pointing at me and shouting: "Boss, come ten mutton skewers, ten tenderloin skewers, ten flesh and bones, and then roast a lamb kidneys for this kidney-deficient boy next to me." ”

"Fuck your cosmic invincible little watermelon." I gave me a blank look and laughed.

After talking nonsense, the atmosphere became lively, and Ah Mao saw the stitches and asked, "What happened to you?" ”

I thought about this question before I went out, what kind of soul fragment of the demon god Seth, Yao Daming is a sugarcane essence or something, it must not be said. As for my arrest by the police comrades, they already knew about it, but it didn't matter, they just couldn't tell the truth. But the story of the psychiatric hospital coffee they don't know, this part is more humiliating, I am not ready to say. Anyway, I was only detained for one day, and I was detained for a day, and it was over.

Therefore, I explained according to the words I had thought about earlier: "I was not in good health that day, and I barely played basketball for a while, and as a result, I suffered from heat stroke." After I got home, I was a little dizzy and couldn't see anything clearly, so I made a joke and called the police indiscriminately and was arrested. ”

"Are you suffering from heat stroke or stroke, you have entered the police station, I admire it."

"Ah......hh I had a stroke, it's so miserable, you can please this meal! ”

"Hehe, this kind of trivial matter that will not leave a case record, I also want to treat you?" The coffee family eats the food of the judicial system, and he has been exposed to it since he was a child, so he naturally knows a lot.

As I expected, the cause and effect of such a trivial matter, as long as it is not overly compiled, no one will doubt it at all. Whether it's coffee or Ah Mao, if you hear it, you should treat it as if it's over.

Then the three of us blew the cow for a while, chatting about the imagination of the future and the expectations of the university career.

Ah Mao, who has been working hard in the three of us, did the best in the exam, was admitted to Jianye University, and was admitted to the long-awaited bachelor's and master's degree in clinical medicine, and he will definitely be a respected doctor in the future. Coffee is preparing for his son to inherit his father's business, and he has taken the Huangpu political law exam, but at the moment he is torn between entering the system and being a free lawyer, but he is almost certainly going to eat the legal meal.

As for me...... Frankly, I'm personally the one who gets by. If you really ask me what my plans are, I can only say that I have no comment - because there really isn't. But although I didn't have a plan myself, a little bastard who inherited the power of the demon god wrote me a big plan.

"I'm different from you, when I fill in the major, it's completely popular and practical. Electronic Communications ...... I guess I'll be doing work related to communication systems or the Internet in the future. "I'm not sure when I say this, because I don't know anything about what this major will teach.

"Three, your skewers are ready." I would have liked to say something more to cover up the fact that I had no ambition and no plan. However, the owner of the kebab suddenly ran up to deliver the food, which was right in my arms, and it was just right to divert the topic.

"By the way, little brother, your lamb kidneys have to be roasted for a while." The owner of the skewers actually mentioned the lamb kidneys again.

Am I that like a kidney-eater? I rolled my eyes, pointed at Ah Mao and said, "The sheep kidneys are for him." ”

"Oh, good."

Who would have thought that the honest Ah Mao would be keen on eating something as riotous as lamb kidney? In addition, chicken butts, hairy eggs, etc. are also his favorites. But fortunately, he has not yet developed to the point of eating sashimi in the large intestine of pigs. Sometimes I even suspect that he may have studied medicine to cure his own tasteless mouth.

"Raise a glass to friendship." The skewers came up, and we toasted, as is customary, to another brotherhood. I also congratulated me and Coffee for not hacking each other to death, and for being friends for one more day.

"Cheers!"

"Cheers!"

Just as we were toasting, we didn't expect it to be a sudden disaster. Somehow, there was a sudden commotion in the crowd, and they split to the left and right. A man covered in blood, just out of the way of the crowd, stumbled like crazy, and fell on our table with a "bang".

"This ......" we were all stunned, not to mention the thirty skewers we hadn't had time to eat a bite. Let's just say that this man covered in blood fell in front of us like this, and it scared us a lot.

"How can it be Yuan Datou, Chairman Mao? What about New China? What about the PLA? How so? How could it be, I don't believe it! This man covered in blood, so weak that he couldn't even stand, but he had words in his mouth, and he shouted louder and louder: "This world is not right, it is not right!" ”