004 Don't interfere with your child's choice of major
Seeing that I didn't roar anymore, the doctor said, "Actually, as long as you are a normal person, it is impossible to agree with what you say. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info and doesn't say anything like demon gods, cults, hallucinogens, etc. Have you considered how much money Yao Daming made in his career, and why did he get involved with the cult? ”
I really can't refute the doctor's statement about hallucinogens, but I don't dare to agree with Yao Daming's argument against the cult: "If you mix well, you won't believe in the cult?" Were there fewer high-level intellectuals who participated in Aum Shinrikyo back then? In the 50s, wasn't there countless fans of qigong craze in my country? When the Qigong Scientific Research Association was established, Mr. Qian Xuesen gave speeches, and there were qigong sanatoriums in Beidaihe, and those old ...... in the central government"
"Damn, don't talk nonsense!" The doctor wiped the fine beads of sweat from his head, looked around nervously, and made sure that no one was eavesdropping, and then relaxed a little, and said, "Let me tell you, if you are a novelist, and you write this kind of thing in your book, you will have to be 404 to another world in three chapters at most." ”
"Cut, why should I write a novel?" I ignored the doctor's warning, and muttered, "I don't want to do this kind of stupid thing if you don't make money and are scolded for writing novels." ”
The four-eyed brother smiled, with a miserable look on his face, and sighed endlessly: "Doctors have to study for five years, and it is generally not that they can't find a job for a master's degree, so this is seven years." After seven years of study, you have to receive standardized training when you come out. After the training is completed, he will start working day and night shifts, and if he is not good, he will be poked and forced to kneel by the patient. The living environment of medical students is much more difficult than that of writers, and they are not mentally handicapped to study medicine? ”
Originally, I was quite angry, but seeing the embarrassed expression of the four-eyed brother when he laughed at himself, and listening to the vicissitudes of helplessness in his voice, I suddenly felt a little sympathetic to him, so I comforted him and said: "Don't be so pessimistic, the angel in white is still respected after all." Moreover, the fact that a patient stabs a doctor to death is also a small probability event, so you don't need to be afraid. ”
I meant to comfort him, but I didn't know which word had the opposite effect, and his expression changed, and suddenly it became hideous and terrifying. I shuddered when I saw this scene, and I almost didn't get scared out of my cold urine.
"I'm afraid...... How could I be afraid? The four-eyed brother stood up sharply, opened the drawer of his desk, and pulled out a long, cold-lit dagger with a double-edged blade and a blood groove. He held the dagger across his face, grinning weirdly, sticking out his tongue and licking the blade: "I already knew, they all wanted to harm me!" I've been ready for a long time! ”
"Doctor, you ......" I was given goosebumps at this scene.
"Don't call me a doctor!" The four-eyed brother roared, "I don't want to study clinical medicine at all, I want to study physics, I should have become a physicist." But the mediocre minds in the physics community, they are jealous of my talent, they are afraid that if I win the Nobel Prize, their achievements will be overshadowed! So they found a relationship, coerced and enticed, bought my parents, and let my parents force me to study medicine. They wanted to destroy my physics genius thinking with complicated and complicated medical teaching. ”
But that's it, they still won't rest assured, they won't give up! They were afraid of my talent, of discovering achievements that could win the Nobel Prize in my free time in medicine. So they transferred me to the psychiatric department, and they had to go through all kinds of psychological cues that I had to learn in the psychiatric department, and I felt that I was sick. They put me in a psychiatric hospital, they put me in a mental illness every day, and they want you to drive me crazy! Let you lunatics destroy me! ”
"Oh my God, the alpaca is on top ......" is the voice of the alpaca in my heart, because I am too scared to speak. You know, I'm handcuffed to a chair right now, and I'm defenseless. If the crazy four-eyed brother is stimulated to come and stab me a few times, won't I die?
What, you ask me why I don't call, is it useful to call? The damn Four-Eyed Boy is right in front of me, and if I provoke him, no matter who I call, I'm going to die.
"There is a saying...... Doctor, I really didn't send it somebody. Seeing the four-eyed boy getting closer and closer, I swallowed a big gulp of saliva and defended myself.
"Don't quibble, knowing that I am a noble Real Madrid fan, I actually arranged a basketball dog for me to be a patient, isn't this deliberately trying to drive me crazy?" Four-Eyed Boy walked out from behind his desk, like a zombie in a movie, swayed in front of me in three steps, yelled at me, and then laughed weirdly: "Die, basketball dog!" ”
"Daddy! Mom! "I should never be able to shout that loud again in my life...... It's really a bit embarrassing to cry dad and call my mother, but I really don't know what else to shout at such a life-and-death juncture, I feel that I am already very worthy of the motherland's years of cultivation without peeing.
Four-Eyed didn't stop at my shouting, but laughed and raised his right arm in the air to cut my throat.
I closed my eyes, afraid to see what was going to happen next.
"Am I going to die?" That's my last thought.
It's too late, it's too soon. At the critical moment when I was waiting for death, a "Ziga" sound came from behind me, it was the sound of the door opening!
"Doctor Shen, what's wrong with the patient?" The nurse opened the door from the outside, and the probe looked in.
In order to ensure the normal medical order, the sound insulation of the psychiatric hospital diagnosis and treatment room is invincible. Thank God, my shout just now actually spread, I will buy two catties of pig's head meat when I go back, and go to worship you.
When I opened my eyes, the first thing that caught my eye was the four-eyed boy with the dagger, his expression no longer hideous, as if he had returned to normal. It's just that the dagger in his hand, and the beads of sweat on his face, remind me that all the crises of Fang Cai are not illusions.
"Doctor Shen, why are you holding the dagger?" The nurse apparently noticed this as well, and wondered.
Four-Eyed seemed to have completely forgotten what had just happened, and smiled at the nurse, "You know, I have always used a closeness strategy to patients, and just now the patient said that he wanted to eat an apple, and I was going to peel one for him." With that, Four-Eyed walked to the table beside him, picked up an apple, and peeled it.
"Doctor Shen, you are so nice~" The nurse smiled sweetly at the four-eyed boy, and her eyes were full of autumn spinach.
And the four-eyed boy actually lowered his head a little shyly, revealing a docile appearance of "no thanks, my name is Red Scarf", and said: "Doctor's parents, this is what I should do." ”
I was dumbfounded by all this, and I still didn't dare to move, for fear of stimulating the four-eyed boy again, so I could only ask in a low voice: "Four...... Dr. Shen, did you just say ...... Patients with schizophrenia often fall into their own delusions, unable to distinguish between reality and illusion, and in severe cases, they may even develop multiple personalities. They often switch between multiple personalities, treating many of the things they do as if they have nothing to do with them, and imagining one thing to fill the gap in the time when they are onset? ”
"Yes, I didn't expect you to have such a good memory, I only said it once and you remembered it all. Trust me, with the treatment, you will soon be able to return to your normal life. With your level of intelligence, the future is definitely infinitely bright! The four-eyed boy showed a great, bright, correct expression, and smiled incomparably sunny and warm.
All of this naturally won the nurse a lot of autumn spinach, but it only made me feel like I was in a cold sweat - shit, the damn four-eyed boy has schizophrenia, and it's so severe that he has multiple personalities!
"Thank you...... Four...... Dr. Shen ......" I turned my head without smiling and looked at the nurse nervously: "Sister nurse, I want to go to the toilet." ”
"Okay, I'll call someone for you."
The nurse called the security guards and they freed me from the chair, but still with my hands in hand, escorted me to the bathroom.
When I got to the hallway, I looked back at Four-Eyed Boy with a lingering feeling, and saw that he was talking to the nurse with a spring face, but this was the ...... I don't know what the nurse said, Four-Eyed Boy's expression became strange again, not only that, but his hand couldn't help rubbing the blade of the dagger.
I'm going to go to the Olympics, wait for me to go to the toilet and come back, and then send me to the office of the Four-Eyed Boy, am I going to die?
"Help! Four-eyed boy is schizophrenic, he has multiple personalities, he has delusions of persecution, he said he wants to win the Nobel Prize, he wants to kill people! "In the face of the threat to my life, I didn't care about the image and shouted out the truth of the facts.