Out of place, this is the first feeling of Hao Lang and his party when they enter the drinking party, they thought that this kind of drinking party should be a little interesting, but in fact it is not.

To put it bluntly, it is a group of people who wear special manners on the surface, but in fact, they are special men and prostitutes in their hearts, and they are just sitting in a big mountain.

Kan Dashan is a long-standing sport, and it is estimated that when there is no written word, this sport should rise first. The sport has three very significant features, one is that it is cheap, does not require any equipment, and can be used even naked. The second is to save effort, not as tiring as other columns such as running and playing football.

The third is to be able to expand their knowledge and even make friends with similar interests through this exercise. (To put it bluntly, you can accumulate bragging capital and make friends with people who can brag more than you)

Of course, there will be disadvantages to the advantages, and the two major disadvantages of this sport are that it is expensive to talk about and water. When it comes to the rise, half a bucket of flower tea is not enough to drink overnight, and the cheeks can be swollen when you get up the next day! Speak with a big tongue.

Each industry has its own ancestor and leader, the ancestor of the prostitute is Guan Zhong Guan Yiwu, and the leader is Du Shi Niang and Liu Rushi and others. said that the ancestor of cross talk is Dongfang Shuo, and the leader is Zhu Shaowen, who is not afraid of poverty, as well as Zhou Shan in the late Qing Dynasty, Ma Sanli in the early Republic of China, and now Guo Degang and others.

Kan Dashan is no exception, Master Zu must not be able to find it, if you insist on saying one, it should be Su Qin who united the six countries to resist Qin. And among them, there must be a Liu Bei in the list, this buddy is best at Kan Dashan, every time he recruits a new military division, whether it is Xu Yuanzhi or Zhuge Kongming, he has to pull people to talk all night, and he is willing to stop when he talks with tears.

Talk, this word is the core value of Kan Dashan, if you can't even talk about it, how can you talk about it?

Hao Lang: The problem they are encountering now is that they can't meet people who can talk about going together, and other people come to the drinking party with a purpose. Especially in this kind of cocktail party, the men are generally successful people, and when they meet together, they will talk about business, and maybe they will talk about some way to make money.

And girls are usually ladies or professional courtesans. Needless to say, everyone is beautiful, people come here to relax, and they have no intention of chatting with others, even if they are definitely talking about art and literature. Hao Lang can talk about these two aspects, the writer he is most familiar with is Taste, and the painter he is most familiar with is Eiichiro Oda.

You see that lady is holding a copy of "I'm a Big Star" in her hand, and "One Piece" is on the tablet, and she doesn't show her face! This lady is more accurate than me!

And in the same way, those professional courtesans also come here with a purpose. Their purpose is to catch a blind golden beetle son-in-law, or a blind bigwig, or even a bigwig, to have a love that only lasts one night.

Obviously, Hao Lang's affirmation is not in the eyes of these courtesans who have read countless people and have already read all the world's A-movies without a code. Although he is a good guy and wears well, he obviously does not have the nouveau riche temperament of the coal boss who is willing to spend money, and the important thing is to lose in temperament!

As soon as they entered the venue, except for the waiter who had taken care of them, no one else had spoken to Hao Lang and them. Even the organizer of the cocktail party, the developer boss, was busy entertaining some other guests, probably not expecting Hao Lang to be so alienated from this occasion, which also caused everyone to be in a very embarrassing situation.

After all, according to Hao Lang's thoughts, there must be food and drink at the drinking party, and maybe there will be prizes (buddy is the drinking party back then...... As soon as I arrived, I found out that there was indeed food and drink, but as long as I took too much, there would be waiters who looked at Hao Lang and them with very strange and contemptuous eyes.

The angry Hao Lang hung the table up, what do you think I'm doing? Isn't it just for people to eat? Why do they pick up two grains by themselves and feed them to the cat, so do I have to feed the cat? You still despise me, and you don't eat good food, and you go home at night so hungry that you are reincarnated like a starving ghost!

It's a pity that Hao Lang still has a little face, so he can only bury his words in his stomach.

Someone watched the eating, turned around, and everyone found that in the end, there was only one thing left to drink, which was the most free. After taking a few glasses of wine, everyone was surprised to find that champagne and sparkling wine were really delicious, not as good as ordinary drinks, so several people had large and small glasses, pushed the glass and changed the glass, entertained themselves, and drank very happily.

However, when he drank it, he was very happy, but the problem was that the champagne thing was reversed, and while drinking, Hao Lang found that there were fewer and fewer people around him, first Lao Ben disappeared, and then Long Sixiang couldn't find anyone, and then Xuannu said that she wanted to go to the bathroom, but she didn't come back for more than half an hour.

In the end, the few people who came over together, only Flat Xianjun, Mu Xiangwen, and Zhao Rui'er were left, and the three of them were still by Hao Lang's side.

A few people sat in a row of corners by the window, the hotel is also by the sea, and the sea breeze is still quite strong at night at this time, so there is no one else around except for a few of them.

The remaining four people, Hao Lang doesn't need to mention much, it's just right not to drink, just drink more. Fortunately, he was a chicken thief, and champagne was mixed with Sprite, so he was relatively sober now. And the tablet Xianjun is still on the side, because he has no mouth at all, so he can't talk about drinking, at most he just follows and watches the fun. 、

This lively sight can make him hungry enough, but he asked Hao Lang: "Hey, I said what does it taste like for wine?" What the hell does it smell like......"

The remaining two people, Mu Xiangwen and Zhao Ruier, also changed their appearance after a few glasses of wine.

Before, these two people were as cold as two balls of ice, especially Zhao Ruier, who hated Hao Lang so much that he almost didn't go up to slap her. But after a few glasses of wine, Mu Xiangwen was on the phone at this time, it seemed that he was talking to his girlfriend, what Yaoyao was called, that was called a greasy one, what a heart, baby, dear, so much screaming, didn't give Hao Lang numbness.

The phone was called for a long time before it was put down, Hao Lang just wanted to praise him, but the goods picked up the mobile phone and called a person named Sisi, the tone and content were the same as just now, dare to love this product is still a prodigal.

In comparison, Zhao Ruier is much quieter than him, and she is standing in the aisle next to her with a box of toothpicks. As soon as he saw someone coming over, he went up and bowed: "Big brother is coming with a toothpick?" Don't be polite to me, pick your teeth! ”

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