Chapter 147: Ah Ren and Xiao Gan
The guests talked and laughed freely, and the host Wei Shuo was embarrassed and didn't know what to say. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Li Futian had obviously seen Wei Shuo's abnormality, but the reaction of an ant was not taken seriously by the demon venerable at all. Ying Zhong smiled: "Ah Shuo, what's wrong with you?" Are you afraid that we will eat too much? ”
"No, of course not."
After a while, Fang Yuxin came and chatted cordially with everyone. So Wei Shuo was ignored. After a while, Xiao Gan arrived on time with his girlfriend Kiki, and the meal began with a polite meal with everyone.
Xiao Gan said: "I wish you a happy birthday, this is my gift to you." ”
As he spoke, Xiao Gan handed over a beautiful box. Wei Shuo was still in a state of being shocked by the Demon Venerable, and his reaction was a little slow. Fang Yuxin saw it, and quickly took it over, avoiding Xiao Gan's embarrassment.
Fang Yuxin opened it and saw that it was a bottle of red wine. Xiao Gan introduced: "This is 82 years of Lafite, and it is difficult to find it now, so I specially found a bottle for everyone to cheer up." ”
Everyone secretly said that this wine has a very good reputation and can always be seen in novels, and today I can finally see the real thing. But is it really good for you to send things like this? Don't you know that we are all planning to come here to eat and drink for nothing? Xiao Gan's approach suddenly attracted the dissatisfaction of several people in Yingdang.
Ah Ren took the lead and said: "82-year-old wine, expired, can you drink this?" ”
Xia Liu's heart immediately helped, "You don't understand this." No matter what kind of wine, as long as the word '82 years is added, the value will soar immediately. Speaking of this, Xia Liu suddenly changed his words and raised his voice, "Waiter, bring me a bottle of 82-year-old Erguotou." ”
After shouting this, he immediately smiled and said to Ah Ren: "Listen, do you feel like you have become tall and tall immediately?" ”
"Well, that's true." Ah Ren pretended to suddenly realize and turned to Wei Shuo and said, "Ah Shuo, I have a bottle of 82-year-old mineral water here, please smile as a gift for you." ”
Seeing that Wei Shuo was still in a daze, Ying Deng said, "Ah Ren, how about singing and calling you an 82-year-old beauty?" ”
In the small talk, a few people finally got acquainted. Everyone once again criticized Ah Ren's painful experience of being abandoned by his first girlfriend. Xia Liu suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said strangely: "I thought of a good way to take revenge." ”
"What bad ideas can you have?" Ying Zhong said disdainfully, but Xia Liu's words still attracted everyone's attention, and they all waited for his next to see how bad his idea was.
Xia Liu smiled confidently and said, "Please come forward with Gan Shao, with Gan Shao's conditions, I will catch up with her in minutes." And then when she can't fall in love with us, Gan Shao will cruelly get rid of her, which is so relieving! ”
When they heard this, they said, "Well, this is a beautiful idea!" ”
Of course, the idea is to liven up the atmosphere. didn't expect Kiki to instigate Gan Yansi to agree. Wei Shuo looked at Qiqi in a cold sweat, the most poisonous woman's heart, this is the truth. Seeing Qiqi's statement, Gan Yansi, who didn't know the depth, readily agreed, and he asked, "How can I find her?" Are you just talking about playing or are you really going to play like this? ”
Xia Liu stabbed Ah Ren, Ah Ren hesitated, took out a photo from his wallet and handed it to Xiao Gan. I'll give you her address and mobile phone number, and it should be easy to pretend to meet by chance.
What everyone didn't expect was that Xiao Gan had a weird expression on his face when he took the photo. Everyone was confused by his expression, and they didn't know which play was going to be staged next. After a long time, Xiao Gan said embarrassedly: "This ...... How can I tell you, I'm sorry brother, maybe it was because of me that she broke up with you. ”
it! The audience was in an uproar. Under the forced gaze of everyone, Xiao Gan reluctantly explained. It turned out that Xiao Gan was still in the initial stage before his transformation at that time, and his private life was a little busy, perhaps because he really had nothing to do, so he would maintain a pure male-female relationship with many girls at the same time, so much so that even some people couldn't be named.
A few months ago, Xiao Gan happened to meet Xiao Fang in a shopping mall, that is, Ah Ren's girlfriend, and the last time she came to visit Ah Ren and have a meal together. Then Xiao Gan had an orderly relationship with Xiao Fang according to the regular steps, and everything fell into place. It wasn't until he finally renounced evil and relented that he broke off his relationship with these women. Gan Yansi said very sincerely, he couldn't help with this.
Fortunately, Ah Ren didn't make any radical moves when he heard it, and he didn't look for Xiao Gan to fight hard, but he was stupid. It's more like the calm before the storm, the silence before the outbreak, and the tail line before the **. Xia Liu was worried that Ah Ren would collapse at any time, so he hurriedly took him away.
Wei Shuo didn't expect that his birthday party would start in the shock of the arrival of the demon venerable, and end in the comical hatred of taking his wife. As the host of the whole party, he didn't have a sense of existence at all, so that when everyone went home and recalled the meal, they were all confused, "By the way, didn't we go to Wei Shuo's birthday party?" Is he coming? ”
Wei Shuo has not been soy sauce once or twice, and he cares more about Ah Ren's state than himself. I thought that the feud between Ah Ren and Xiao Gan was completely concluded and it was still a dead knot, but I didn't expect Ah Ren to recover his spirit quickly and become good friends with Xiao Gan.
From now on, Ah Ren will often take photos of female netizens who have a good chat to ask Xiao Gan if he has been ruined, and then Xiao Gan will guiltily tell him about his deeds with this girl. Then Ah Ren quickly blocked the female netizen.
Over time, before Ah Ren chatted with female netizens again, he would ask the other side directly, do you know Gan Yansi? If the other side says that they know each other or have mood swings, then I'm sorry to block it directly! Then he scolded, the N+1, how many cabbages did this kid arch.
This theorem soon spread in the men's dormitory, and everyone admired it for its effectiveness after experimentation. The first thing almost everyone says when they chat about fishing cuties is to ask first, do you know Gan Yansi?
As for the changes in the Demon Venerable, the news quickly spread to various mysterious institutions in the world. After countless days and nights of discussion, a recognized inference was finally reached. The Demon Venerable is a well-fed crocodile, and all his peace is just an illusion. When he has had enough, gets tired of playing, or is in a bad mood, he will surely start another war to conquer the world.
Yan'er didn't choose a showdown with Wei Shuo, after all, her pride prevented her from taking this step. Seeing that his good friend was frowning all day, Luo Ling decided to find an opportunity to teach Yan'er a lesson for the little bastard who didn't open his eyes.
These are all afterwords, that night, Wei Shuo invited the three people in the bedroom to go to KTV. I don't know if it was intentional or not, Ah Ren really called a singing service. Then, everyone didn't have to sing, because the manager was actually Ah Ren's former girlfriend Xiaofang. The plot is finally a little normal, this is the routine of urban novels.
Ah Ren chose his ex-girlfriend who he hadn't seen for a long time to stay, and Xiaofang did not refuse. Xiao Fang didn't look at Ah Ren's face and sat down generously and started singing directly, while Ah Ren picked up another microphone and sang by himself regardless of Xiao Fang's voice.
Everyone could see that they were abnormal, because the song hadn't been ordered yet. The room echoed with the dry singing and roaring of the two. Gradually, the voices of the two men began to tremble. Finally, Ah Ren couldn't help it, dropped the microphone and asked, "Xiaofang, come back, let's start from the beginning." ”
Xiao Fang put aside the microphone, smiled self-deprecatingly and said: "It is easy to go from luxury to frugality, and from simplicity to luxury." I'm used to living my current life, and it's impossible to go back to the way things were. Do you know how much a bottle of wine I drink? Do you know how much my cosmetics, my bag cost? You don't know, you can't even think about it. I won't get anything with you, but I only need to spend three days a month with that old man, and I will have everything I want. Now I take care of the shop for him, and dozens of people under my command are under my command. Dozens of people pat me on the back every day to see my face and eat, you say, can you give me such a life? ”
Ah Ren was silent, and the microphone in his hand was clenched tightly. Several men didn't know whether to interject or not, but Fang Yuxin couldn't stand it. She was indignant: "What is the difference between you doing this and selling yourself?" ”
Only then did Xiao Fang notice that there was a beautiful woman in this group who was so beautiful that she was jealous. She replied with a sneer: "Do you think that getting married is not selling yourself?" There is no difference between marriage and selling silver, both of them sell their hue to men in exchange for the means of living, but it is just a long-term and a short-term, one is legal with a certificate and one is not legal. Besides, even if you have a marriage certificate, isn't it time to divorce and just find a reason for personality incompatibility to leave? What's the difference between this and selling? Since it is also selling, why not sell yourself at a good price while you are young now? ”