Chapter 45. March Three Songs Festival (End of Volume 2)

1.

At this time, Shen Wengang and Wang Xuezhou were still chatting, touching bottles, and taking a sip of beer.

Seeing that Shen Wengang and Wang Xuezhou had the eighth bottle of beer, they had already drunk half a bottle. Feng Zinan and Fan Yurong's fourth bottle of beer is only half a bottle of beer, and the remaining half bottle is still raising goldfish.

Feng Zinan and Fan Yurong's beer was really laborious, and they had to drink it slowly. In the back, Feng Zinan and Fan Yurong chatted a lot, bragged a lot, and touched a lot of beer bottles, but they drank less and less beer. It is often a touch of a beer bottle before taking a half-sip.

Feng Zinan and Fan Yurong are both out of strength to drink, and they have drunk three and a half bottles tonight, and this wine can't be drunk anymore. The two of them were chatting more with Shen Wengang and Wang Xuezhou.

Feng Zinan, in particular, has never drunk so many bottles of beer, thinking that he actually drank almost four bottles of beer tonight. I thought for no reason that I could drink so much in the past, and if I could really drink four bottles of beer tonight, I would be able to laugh at the wine field in the future!

2.

For Wang Xuezhou, a student from the Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region, it is the same as everyone's impression of the Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region: ethnic minorities, Ru Mao drinks blood,

Incompletely indoctrined, bold, unique, brutal, bandits!

Wang Xuezhou talked about his hometown - Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region the most.

"Our Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region has the most mountains, the most beautiful water, and the most beautiful girls."

"The central, western, and northern parts of the Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region, as well as the northwest and northeast of the Autonomous Region, are full of mountains, and they are all stone mountains."

"The mountains in our western Guixi are all rising from the ground, with majestic peaks and peaks, and thousands of forms."

"The water in our western Guixi is clear and green, meandering, clear and clean as a mirror." Guilin's landscapes are the best in the world", you should have heard of this sentence, so the mountains and rivers of Guixi are famous in the world, and people forget to return. ”

"Speaking of our Guixi girl, I won't say more. That's a delicate, watery and spirited person! ”

When it comes to girls, they don't want to say more, and Feng Zinan, Shen Wengang, and Fan Yurong don't want to do it.

Shen Wengang was the first to quit: "Hey, Wang Xuezhou, you can't do this, as soon as you talk about girls, you hide it." It's so inauthentic. ”

Fan Yurong also said with a lewd face: "That's it, it's too inauthentic, hurry up and talk about how the girls in Guixi are beautiful." ”

Even Feng Zinan, who had always been quite serious before college, also complained: "Is the girl in Guixi with long legs, white skin, and beautiful face?" ”

Wang Xuezhou: "Hey, don't be one, two, three, as soon as you talk about the girl, you are excited, sullen, and ****." ”

"We are the four talents of the Chinese Department of the Faculty of Letters, pay attention to whether it is okay to pay attention to identity, pay attention to image and influence."

"We're all people with status!"

When Wang Xuezhou said this, Feng Zinan and Fan Yurong both laughed, and the beer they had just drunk in their stomachs was about to vomit.

Shen Wengang also laughed: "But pull it down quickly, you will be like a drunkard, and you will become a person with status." ”

Wang Xuezhou: "In this way, I will tell you about the "March 3rd" of our Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region!"

3.

"In our Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region, the most solemn festival is March 3, also known as the "March Three Song Festival" and "March Three Song Wei", which is the traditional song festival and festival of our Zhuang nationality. ”

"During the March Three Songs Festival, the whole Guangxi Autonomous Region has to have a three-day holiday, which is a unique legal holiday in the Western Guizhou Zhuang Autonomous Region. Not only do every household make five-color glutinous rice, kill chickens and worship gods, worship ancestors and sweep tombs. ”

Moreover, during the third day of March, different forms of song parties, song festivals, and song festivals were held in various parts of the Guixi Autonomous Region. Some hold singing in the towns and townships, some hold singing along the side of the highway and the village, some hold singing booths at the head of the village, and some hold singing in the slopes of the field. ”

"Especially in general, a large singing festival, young men and women from a radius of dozens of miles come to participate, crowds of people, singing one after another, so lively."

"The most exciting thing is that the songs and duets on the song polder; The song is very wonderful and funny, and it can laugh and make people have a stomachache, especially young men and women through the song, if the two parties are in love, they can also give each other a token on the spot - a token of love. ”

"Anyway, it's like the New Year."

4.

At this time, Feng Zinan, who was already dazed, interjected: "Wang Xuezhou, if your Guixi mountain song is so funny, you can also give the brothers a piece of it." ”

Fan Yurong, a fat man who was also drunk on the side, also helped: "Hey Wang Xuezhou, sing a mountain song to listen." ”

Come on! didn't need the rest of Shen Wengang to say anything, Wang Xuezhou was instigated by everyone and under the influence of seven or eight bottles of alcohol, after a simple brew, he really sang the song:

Quang Nam City, South of the Country,

Everybody knows Quang Nam University.

If you want to learn real knowledge,

I came to Quang Nam to study.

Mom and Dad all say that Guangnan is good,

Quang Nam University is of a high level.

Work hard for three years to take the college entrance examination,

Finally admitted to the vast majority!

Today's first day of school,

Specially reported to be the first.

Reporting on the registration of the ticket,

Finally living in it.

Quang Nam University has a good view,

It's wide, big, and beautiful.

There are flowers, trees, and grass,

The flowers bloom red and the mangroves are tall.

Quang Nam University sister is good,

White, sekling and stylish.

Enthusiastic and generous and love to laugh,

It makes my brother's heart itch.

Hello brothers from Quang Nam University,

There were chickens, ducks, and wine.

Eat and drink enough to brag,

After singing the mountain song, tease my sister!

5.

Wang Xuezhou sang slowly and slowly, listening to a rhythm. And it is not sung in Mandarin, but in another language, but with an accent similar to Mandarin. Because Feng Zinan, Shen Wengang, and Fan Yurong can all understand what Wang Xuezhou sings.

The content is really easy to understand, witty, funny, and humorous, not like singing a mountain song, but like singing limerick poetry. This is like singing a mountain song, this is the limerick poem made up by Wang Xuezhou on the spot. Because of this content, it is the scene of Quang Nam University and the brothers drinking at the moment.

Feng Zinan, Shen Wengang, and Fan Yurong listened to the witty, humorous, and funny version of the Guangnan University song sung by Wang Xuezhou, and they all leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, and they all laughed so much that they almost had a stomachache.

Feng Zinan: "Yes, Wang Xuezhou, you really have literary talent, not to be an online writer, one of the four talents of the Chinese Department of our School of Literature of Guangnan University!" ”

Fan Yurong: "Yes, even "there are chickens, ducks and wine" have been sung. ”

Shen Wengang also said: "No, even "After singing the mountain song, I will tease my sister" has been sung, this is the heartfelt voice of our brothers. ”

Then, Shen Wengang proudly proposed: "Come on, let's do another one and clear all the wine in our bottles." ”

"Feng Zinan, Fan Yurong, you both have at least a quarter of the bottles left, they are all clear, don't raise fish."

"Wang Xuezhou, there is only a small half bottle left in the bottle of me and you, and we will clear it together. Drink early and go to bed early. ”

As soon as he heard that he had to finish drinking more than a quarter of the beer in the beer bottle, Feng Zinan immediately hurriedly smiled bitterly and said: "Alas, Brother Gang, I can't drink anymore, I have drunk almost four bottles of beer tonight, and my stomach is so swollen that it can't rise anymore." ”

Fan Yurong also begged for mercy again and again: "Brother Gang, I can't drink it anymore, I also drank almost four bottles of beer tonight." Really, I can eat, I can't drink. ”

Shen Wengang said with an abusive smile: "Look at you, you're still men!" I can't even drink this beer! ”

"Look, everyone is calling me brother! It's all on this one! Brother Nan, Brother Rong, Brother Zhou, in a word! Drink or not! ”

It's all about this, "Brother Gang", "Brother Nan", "Brother Rong", and "Brother Zhou" all shouted that if you don't drink it, you won't be brothers, and you will lose your share. Although Feng Zinan and Fan Yurong couldn't drink anymore tonight, their stomachs couldn't rise anymore. I can't care so much about it at this time, so I can only bite the bullet.

Feng Zinan: "Drink!" ”

Fan Yurong: "Drink!" ”

Wang Xuezhou: "Drink!" ”

Shen Wengang: "Okay! Drink! ”

Then there was a "ping-pong" sound, and Feng Zinan, Shen Wengang, Fan Yurong, and Wang Xuezhou drank the remaining beer in the beer bottle in their hands.

After drinking, Shen Wengang wiped his mouth with his hand: "Cool!" ”

Wang Xuezhou also wiped his mouth with his hand: "Drink happily tonight!" ”

And Feng Zinan and Fan Yurong finally couldn't stand it anymore, and one of them ran to a bathroom and vomited.

This night, Feng Zinan drank so much for the first time, and he vomited for the first time.

It was also from this day that Feng Zinan's beautiful four-year college life finally opened! The show is about to happen, and it's going to be exciting.

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