"Surrender, can't I surrender?" This war between men and women ended when Wang Erniu took the initiative to surrender, and the onlookers with red faces breathed a sigh of joy at the same time, and it was too uncomfortable to hold back. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Okay, brothers, let's move Erniu and Mingzi to dig up this tree root with me, and everyone else will go their own way!" The farce is over, Li Zhi appeared again, and asked him over in Wang Erniu's resentful eyes, I really couldn't bear to see him being subjected to domestic violence.

"Damn, this, this is really spectacular!" The roots of the tree were finally picked up by Li Ming and Wang Erniu, the surface of the old roots was black, hard as iron, and the two taproots under the stump were thick and long, about two meters long, and those thin ones that were ignored looked a bit like two dragons playing with pearls.

"Well, it's kind of spectacular! Mingzi is really right, I really miss the dragon very much, and it's two, yes, yes! Li Zhi nodded in agreement with Wang Erniu's sigh, to be honest, he was also a little surprised when this stump was dug up, it was too imaginary and spectacular.

"I'll go, Mingzi, you kid won't secretly learn Mr.'s skills somewhere, right?"

"That's it, you kid should go to town and buy a lottery ticket right away!"

"Well, there should be applause here! Brother Mingzi's fart is extraordinary! ”

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"Fuck off, you uncle's melon babies don't have a good word one by one? This is the credit of the buddy, if Brother Zhi sells it, be careful that the buddy doesn't take you to play when the time comes to eat a big meal! Li Ming listened to the strange looks of the onlookers and hated each other, but the group on the other side didn't have that much strength to do it.

"Hahahaha!"

Li Ming's words made the big guy laugh for a while, and many women who were in charge of the flat ground not far away looked at this side curiously, and even a few young women ran over directly to see the strangeness.

"Brother Xiaozhi, can this tree root really be sold for money?" Wang Erniu still has a little doubt about Li Zhi's statement that tree roots can be sold for money, you must know that there are many tree roots in the mountains, especially some pear trees or chestnut trees of various shapes, and no one has ever come to buy them.

"Hey, you kid and my brother don't believe it? Let me tell you that there is now an art called root carving art, hey, forget it, talking about art with people like you who don't have more art cells than brain cells really tarnish the word art! "Li Ming and Wang Erniu have been enemies since they were children, although they often play together, they can't always pee in a pot, which can be described as a feeling.

"Fart, why don't you understand Gendiao Laozi? But how many people are playing root carving now? The son of my third cousin's brother-in-law is a root carving artist, but now people haven't made a fortune! When Wang Erniu saw Li Ming jump out, he immediately greeted him with high morale like a chicken blood, and the old man couldn't say anything!

Li Zhi was a little speechless when he watched the two of them pinch again, why was it uncomfortable every time he didn't lift the other party's bar? If you really want them to fight, it is impossible, and he waved his hand impatiently and said: "Don't believe it, I'll give you a science popularization today!" ”

"This, this is sandalwood. Well, this is not the red sandalwood that Anker bought, this is sandalwood! Although this is not as valuable as the small leaf red sandalwood of the Laozi, it is also a relatively expensive wood, because it has a better wood texture and its own fragrance, and is loved by some collectors. ”

"Brother, isn't this rosewood?" Li Ming's eyes lit up immediately when he heard sandalwood, and he remembered that he seemed to have seen red sandalwood on his mobile phone, but it was hundreds of grams!

"Nonsense, didn't I emphasize that this is not rosewood? Rosewood is rosewood, sandalwood is sandalwood! I don't really understand the specific difference, you just need to know that this is sandalwood! Li Zhizheng is a good teacher, and suddenly he was a little unhappy by Li Ming's nonsense, and he was a little unhappy and shouted in a low voice, and after talking for a long time, he was confused, dropped a sentence and turned around and left.

"Hey, Brother Xiao Zhi hasn't finished talking yet!" Wang Erniu immediately jumped out to block the way, seeing that Li Ming was deflated, he was the happiest, so naturally he couldn't let Li Zhi leave, and he also planned to learn a little more knowledge, and if he couldn't do it, he would go around the mountains and make some root carvings to make money!

"Don't talk about it, you will help me carry the root carving back carefully in a while, and I will contact the buyer first!" Li Zhi didn't feel any mood and walked back with his hoe in his hand, as for the matter of lifting the root carving, it was naturally more appropriate for these brothers and sisters to do it.

"Hey, Akiko's soul is weak! I heard this well, but I was spoiled by your crow's mouth, and you raised your head for a while! "Wang Erniu is a little distracted, this good opportunity to make a fortune is gone, it's really annoying.

"Hey, why do you blame me? I don't want to know what rosewood is and what sandalwood is, but I can't go home at night and use my phone to check it! Li Ming is relatively open-minded, mainly because he often learns a lot of things in sports cars outside, such as using his mobile phone to surf the Internet! Well, it's not like a city person to become a surfer, and you can also play LOL with your mobile phone!

"yes, I didn't think of that! Doesn't everyone often say that they don't understand everything, looking for that mother? Wang Erniu's eyes lit up and he said seriously, the expression on his face was as obscene as it was, and Li Ming, who was opposite him, looked up and then his face turned red!

"King, two, cow! Your uncle, you have the ability to go home tonight and try it! Wang Erniu was still wondering why Li Ming's grandson suddenly turned red, and suddenly there was a roar from his daughter-in-law behind him, and then his body trembled, and before he could explain that his daughter-in-law had run away, he was immediately dumbfounded!

Li Ming, your grandson hurt me!!

Wang Erniu really wants to cry without tears, and he is sad enough, why doesn't the mother-in-law bring the door with her eyes!!

"Brother's Day mourning, if you can't do it, you can rub with my brother for one night!" Li Ming saw that Wang Erniu was about to cry, and he couldn't bear to make a move for him, but unfortunately he didn't know that this immediately hit Wang Erniu's chicken point!

"Your uncle, Lao Tzu fought with you today!" Wang Erniu rushed forward with red eyes, and soon there was a burst of dust flying in the ground, and many people were watching and cheering, and Li Zhi, who was calling from afar, could hear it.

No way, the signal in the field is not good, and you have to run to the vicinity of the dam in Sanshuiwan to get a signal. He contacted a college classmate, and the old man in the family played root carving, and Li Zhi had heard him say it a few times.

"Ahh Can't you open the pot? As soon as I heard the phone, a cheap voice came from the other side, Hao Jianren Li Zhi University dormitory buddy, the little fat man is from Wenzhou, the hometown of businessmen.

"Slut, you're enough! Brother, I'm long gone on the Han River, by the way, I remember that your family is a root carving, right? Li Zhi was not polite to Hao Jianren, and asked directly.

"What do you say? Don't go home, go home and be your landlord? Hao Jianren was immediately stunned when he heard that Li Zhi had returned to his hometown, you must know that this guy had invited Li Zhi to cooperate with them many times without success, but he didn't expect Li Zhi, who had proudly vowed to take root in the Han River, to go home.

"yes, it's not like I can't get along! By the way, do you have roots carved in your house? Li Zhi asked a little angrily, in fact, he was annoyed by Hao Jianren's weird tone of yin and yang, his former rhetoric was still echoing in his ears at this time, but people are sometimes fate!

", what do you mean? Lao Tzu is a famous root carving artist, do you know art?! Hao Jianren raised his voice an octave all of a sudden, joking that root carving is art, although he is doing this business, but no one can slander the greatness of art, right!

"Cheng, Cheng, my big artist slut comrade!"

"You're a slut, your whole family is gay! Uncle's co-author, you called just to hit Lao Tzu, right? "Hao Jianren is so depressed, it's annoying enough to force marriage at home recently, and finally the good buddies from the university called and made him so untuned, which really made him depressed.