Fried tofu and fox and gong emon - Bi

No one even came to urge the change, and I was shocked. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I don't know if it's happy or sad.

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The fox fairy lowered his head, and his eyes did not dare to make contact with Jiukong Xun.

Jiukong Xun cried and smiled and carried the large package, and weighed it slightly: "It's also thanks to your preservation measures that you have done a good job, if you put it for another two days, it is estimated that it will be suffocated." ”

"I ......"

"Don't say anything, come with me." Jiukong Xun carried the package with one hand, and the fox fairy with the other.

"Huh? Take a trip? The feeling of suddenly hanging in the air made the fox fairy stunned for a moment: "Where to go?" ”

"Go and apologize to the family." Jiukong Xun walked forward with the fox fairy like a chicken: "You have caused a lot of trouble to that family. ”

After the fox fairy heard Jiukong Xun's words, his hands and feet shook in the air, and the tail hair exploded: "I'm not going!" I'm going to be killed! It's really going to die! ”

"I'm going to go even if I'm dead." Ignoring the fox fairy's protest, Jiukong Xun grabbed the fox fairy's shoulder with one hand. Even if the fox fairy moved like that, Jiukong Xun's big hand like iron tongs did not waver in the slightest: "It's okay to apologize to the other party, otherwise I will eat you." ”

"By the way, ghosts like to eat disobedient children the most." As if reminding the fox fairy, Jiukong said with a cruel smile.

"Uh......h Woo......"

Carrying the package and the fox fairy whose face turned white with fright, Jiukong Xun returned to the village. At this time, it was not yet dawn, so there was no one in the village, and naturally no one saw the fox fairy and the nine sky smoke.

"Stand still here, I'll knock on the door." After Jiukong Xun put down the trembling fox fairy, he walked to the door of the house of the Yuchuan couple with the package and was ready to knock on the door: "Take out, 600 grams of fried tofu!" Benefit 3,000 hanging money! ”

"Boom!!"

Jiukong Xun's hand kept knocking on the door, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he watched the door panel fly out upside down.

And the little tail who followed behind Jiukong Xun couldn't hold back any longer, covered his mouth and laughed.

"Don't make fun of it."

"Hahaha...... Okay adults...... Hahahaha! ”

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"Anyway, it's really a great help, and the little ones are very grateful to the great immortals." Yuchuan wiped the cold sweat on his face with a wry smile with a white cloth: "It's just that Daxian, can you come in in the future and not tear down the door?" The little one was so frightened that he thought it was the master's servant who came up to collect the debt. ”

"It's just a trivial accident." Jiukong glanced at the fox fairy who was sitting on pins and needles, and frightened the latter to sit upright again.

Mrs. Mikawa is still very grateful: "This time I am really saved, and I hope that Daxian will stay and live for a while to taste our craft." ”

Jiukong Xun shook his head and refused: "I have something important, so these words are not necessary...... The fox fairy sitting behind me came to me. ”

The listless fox fairy was excited, and moved to Jiukong Xun's side in fear, lowering his head and not daring to speak.

After the couple saw the fox fairy, they were a little surprised.

After hesitating for a moment, Mikawa still asked, "My lord, is this ......?" ”

"This little guy is a prisoner I captured, and she did this kind of thing like stealing fried tofu." Jiukong Xun sat upright, while reminding the fox fairy: "Don't you want to say something?" ”

The fox fairy's ears were cocked, and he hurriedly knelt on the ground and bowed and apologized: "I'm really sorry!" Please forgive me! I'm too hungry to do bad things, let me go! Don't make me a fox pot! As he spoke, the fox fairy howled inexplicably again.

"I don't seem to be surprised when I look at Mr. Mikawa." Jiukong Xun opened the golden eyes of the ghost and observed the Yuchuan couple, and found that they looked at the fox fairy whose body was almost on the ground, and their expressions had no meaning except for a bitter smile. There is no unusual hatred in the emotions [observed].

After discovering a little that the Yuchuan couple did not hate monsters, Jiukong Xun's heart moved and immediately asked, "Don't you hate monsters?" ”

"It's not like a youkai." Mikawa smiled bitterly: "It's like a child in the village who is naughty and does a prank, if you don't forgive, you can't say it." ”

"It's a bit hard to say, but the first money we made when we opened the store was actually a youkai...... No, it was given to us by the elves. Mrs. Mikawa helplessly patted the fox fairy's back: "You're not a monster, get up." ”

"Do you really forgive me?" The fox fairy's tears hadn't dried yet, and her tear-stained face was full of astonishment: "Really? ”

"Lie to you?" Mikawa said with a smile.

"But, but I stole your stuff!" The fox fairy hurriedly asked, "Does it really matter?" ”

"Is there one? Isn't that batch of fried tofu all here? Yuchuan laughed and patted the package next to him and smiled: "How can it be stolen?" You see. ”

"To be honest, I was really surprised." Jiukong Xun nodded and said, "I can still see humans who accept foreign races." ”

"But even so, the necessary punishment still has to be imposed." Jiukong Xun turned his words around, touched his chin and thought: "In this way, I will give this little man to you to be a boy." ”

"Huh!?"

The fox fairy's brain burned out instantly.

"Isn't that good......?" Yuchuan also asked towards Jiukong Xun with some distress: "Even if we accept her here, the people in the village may not be?" ”

Jiukong Xun casually picked up the white cloth hat hanging on the side and directly covered it on the fox fairy's head.

"Wow!"

"That's fine." Ignoring the fox fairy who was shouting in protest, Jiukong Xun nodded, "Disguise yourself as a blonde-haired overseas friend." Although blonde hair is rare, Izumo still has a lot of blonde and blue-eyed foreigners. ”

"Don't underestimate this guy, she can handle ordinary mortals." Jiukong Xun put down the white hat with both hands, and made the shape of two big ears on the head of the fox fairy who was in pain: "Look, strange hat." ”

"It's good, it's so painful!"

Jiukong Xun let go of his hands and said with a smile: "Anyway, this little thing has no place to stay, why don't you let her stay, I don't know what to do?" ”

"It's all said and done, how can you not accept it." Mikawa scratched his head, bowed and invited, "I thought of an idea, although it was rude. But please be sure to try our dorayaki in Daisen. ”

Mrs. Yuchuan also bowed down and invited: "Yes, Daxian helped us find the package without taking our money, and if we don't repay it, we will be upset." ”

"That's right...... All right. Jiukong Xun grabbed the fox fairy's ear with one hand, and asked the Yuchuan couple in a friendly manner, "Can I help?" ”

"Hey, hey, hey, let go of my ears, it's so itchy, no, no!"

The couple looked at each other and smiled bitterly.

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"Then we're going to stir this into a batter." Jiukong Xun twisted his fist bones, and the sound of firecrackers was endless: "I am the best at hard work." ”

"Don't use too much force to break the handle or crush the base." The fox fairy skillfully beat the eggs, and commanded: "Just use a little force, pound it faster." ”

"You're pretty good at these things, aren't you?" Jiukong was stunned.

The fox fairy replied indifferently, and the raw eggs in his hand were broken one after another: "A little experience." ”

Jiukong Xun scratched his head: [Hurry up? Let's try it first. 】

Moving his muscles slightly, Jiukong Xun grabbed the wooden board and began to stir the batter.

"Zz!!z

"Wow! What was that! ”

The tooth-sour sound exploded behind the fox fairy, and the raw egg in the fox fairy's hand flew out with a shake.

"I ...... What the hell is this! ”

The fox fairy who hurriedly turned around looked at the white smoke burning next to Jiukong Xun in amazement, a burning smell and the air heating up rapidly, making people feel hot.

"Fast, without destroying the utensils, stirring." Jiukong Xun's paws scratched his hair: "I did it, but it feels a little strange......"

The bowl that had been filled with batter was empty, and the slightly red-burned, crystallized ceramic bowl still had an astonishing residual residual heat, making a sizzling evaporation sound when it came into contact with the air.

Flue gas is the product of ultra-high temperature friction, and Jiukong fumigation has achieved the three points of "ultra-high speed, no destruction of appliances, and stirring" at the same time, and the best evidence is -

In a crystallized porcelain bowl, a small glowing yellow crystal.

The fox fairy trembled and wrapped his little hand with his spiritual power, reaching in and grabbing the yellow crystal.

There is a faint smell of honey......

"So......" The fox fairy couldn't hold back any longer, and instantly burst out: "Who will stir a batter until it crystallizes!" Aren't you really here to make trouble, my lord! The batter that was finally made was wasted!! ”

"This ...... I used to work as a cook, but this time I just missed it. Speaking of which, Jiukong Xun was also a little embarrassed: "Do you need any more help?" ”

“…… Can you help with the fire? After a long headache, the fox fairy prayed sadly: "Please, don't make trouble, my lord!" ”

"No problem! I'm good at this! Jiukong Xun took out the wine jug and laughed: "I will make a move [Yan Blowing Lan]!" You can melt the rocks in one go, so you can have as much firepower as you want! ”

"Don't, don't! Just throw firewood! Add firewood like an ordinary person! As soon as the fox fairy saw that Jiukong was about to vomit fire, he hurriedly panicked: "So let's not make trouble!" ”

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"Ahh Looks good. Mikawa looked at a large plate of stacked dorayaki with satisfaction and gave a thumbs up: "The steaming dorayaki color is quite good." If it's your first time making pastries, it's amazing! …… Hey, Daxian, why is your face so strange? ”

"No, nothing." "Nothing."

Nine Sky Smoke and Fox Immortal looked strange and shook their heads at the same time.

"Really?" Mikawa smiled: "Okay, let's try dorayaki now!" Great immortals, please. ”

The fox fairy asked excitedly, "Is it okay?" ”

"Of course!"

"Thank you so much!" The excited fox fairy put a layer of spiritual power on his hand to prevent his hands from getting hot, and grabbed a piece of gongyaki and gnawed: "Woo, it's so hot and delicious!" Scald, hot, hot! ”

The fox fairy's panicked appearance made Mrs. Yuchuan smile: "Don't you want to try another great immortal?" ”

Jiukong Xun was instantly dumbfounded: "No, I ......"

After hesitating for a while, Jiukong Xun still said: "I am a soul, and I can't eat......"

"Huh!?"

"What!?"

"What!?"

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If there is a crack in the ground now, Jiukong Xun really wants to get into it, it is too embarrassing.

The Michuan couple set up a spiritual position for Jiukong Smoke, which said [Nine Empty Smoked Position], and also inserted three pillars of incense. As for the dorayaki, it was put up as a sacrifice.

Seeing one's spiritual seat worshipped is an indescribable embarrassment.

Maybe Nine Empty Smoke is the first person ever to worship himself.

"It's a little subtle, but I'm grateful." In order to hide his embarrassment, Jiukong Xun deliberately changed the topic: "By the way, have you heard of it?" The gods of Dorayaki. ”

"The god of Dorayaki?"

At this time, even the fox fairy who was chewing and swallowing came over curiously: "Is there even a god in Dorayaki?" ”

"Everything has a spirit, so why can't there be gods in Dorayaki?" "I've heard that if you eat Dorayaki with a sincere heart, the 'Doluo Gate Great Myojin' will appear and bring good luck to people. Speaking of this, Jiukong Xun couldn't help laughing: "That great god is chubby, like a blue tanuki." But it hates it most than anything when people say it's a tanuki, once it appears. They will give away all the jewels hidden in the white pocket on their stomachs! ”

"Huh? Lie to people! The fox fairy was surprised and wondered, "Is there such a god?" ”

"If you believe, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you won't." After finishing the nonsense, Jiukong Xun spread his hands and said: "But this is also a legend, and the credibility is not high." ”

"But when it comes to things like this, you still have to be cautious." Mikawa made sure solemnly: "From today onwards, we will be sincere before eating dorayaki." ”

[No! Seriously! Jiukong Xun looked at the serious Yuchuan couple speechlessly, and actually took Jiukong Xun's joke seriously.

"Well, then, let's pray." Mrs. Mikawa closed her eyes, folded her hands and said, "Lord Dowagon Daimyojin, please bless us with peace and prosperity, and live a happy life......

"Long live the Great Myojin of the Dooemon Gate......"

Listening to the sincere prayers of the husband and wife, Jiukong Xun felt that his face twitched even more.

"Actually......" Jiukong Xun just wanted to explain that it was actually just his own joke, and what happened next made him hold back his words.

A violent white light lit up the room.

"I am the Great Myojin of the Dora Gong! Come and answer your plea! The blue fat man's two round hands were inserted into the semi-circular white bag of his stomach, and he kept taking out gold and silver treasures: "Rejoice! Be rich! Be in peace! ”

"Thank you, Lord Doemon Daimyojin! Thank you, Lord Doemon Daimyojin! The couple knelt on the ground excitedly and kept worshipping the blue fat man: "Thank you to the great god for coming down to earth!" Thank you, God! ”

When the people outside the house heard the movement, they came in and saw the couple and the blue fat man, and they also knelt down to worship excitedly

As more and more people knelt down in the Shenchuan family, Jiukong Xun's face twitched wildly to the point of pain, and he recognized this blue fat man even if he turned to ashes. Absolute force is the image in the impression.

[The dubbing is still the Dashan version of ......] Jiukong Xun's face hurts even more.

"It turns out that there really is such a god," the fox fairy was also stunned.

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"Thank you so much for bringing the gods to bless us!" Sending the Nine Sky Smoke to the door, Yuchuan bowed deeply and gratefully: "If it weren't for the arrival of the Great Immortal, we would still be living a poor life!" ”

"No, it's really none of my business this time." Jiukong Xun's face was still faintly painful, and the force of this slap in the face was simply unbearable: "That little guy will be handed over to you." ”

The fox fairy came out and hugged Jiukong Xun's thighs and said in a panic: "I also want to fight!" I want to travel with you too! ”

"Then let's wait until you get stronger, now you can't even be cannon fodder, you can only drag me back." Jiukong Xun gently pulled away the fox fairy's hand, touched the fox fairy's blonde hair and laughed: "You have great potential, you have to protect this family." Don't be upset, that's part of the practice. ”

The fox fairy hesitated for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Yes!" ”

"Then ......" Jiukong Xun looked up at the Yuchuan couple and the fox fairy, pulled out the black knife and put it on his shoulder: "Goodbye." ”

"Daxian is destined to see you again, and the door of the Mikawa family will always be open for Daxian." The couple solemnly said goodbye to Jiukongfu.

Jiukong Xun stopped.

"Again, don't call me Daxian." After saying this, Jiukong Xun got up and walked forward again.

"My name is Jiukong Xun, just a ronin."

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Painted eggshell:

Jiukong Xun: I always call you a little thing, and I should give you a name.

Kitsune: Okay.

Nine Sky Smoke: Seeing that you have blonde hair, I will give you the name of a foreign friend.

Kitsune: ?

Nine Sky Smoke: Just call you Blue? Skee!

Blue? Sky: ......

Jiukong Smoke: Not satisfied? Let's change the name. It's called Blue? How about Shet?

Blue? Shet: Hey!

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ps: If you ask me who the Causeway Gate is, please go to Baidu, I don't believe that anyone has not had a childhood to such a point.