Chapter 3 Drinking to Eliminate Sorrows

"I'll go first, you can think about it here. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info", Chisel smiled faintly, touched his bald head, and walked towards the guard.

"Hey, second, how are you going to get out?" , the drill bit is in a hurry.

"You kid still dare to call me the second child, I'll see if I don't kill you!" The chisel glared at him through gritted teeth.

"Gah!" , the drill bit gasped and broke the taboo.

"Hello, the class guide asked me to go to Century Shangxia to buy something for Teacher's Day." The chisel had already prepared, and he took out the handwriting approval slip imitating the teacher and handed it to the guard.

The guard took a look, Teacher's Day is approaching, and there should be no problem. So he gave it back to him and let him pass.

"I'll go! It's that simple? The drill is so stupid. Look at yourself, the cat is under the tree, there is no one left and right, how to get out?

However, when I felt the lighter in my trouser pocket, the drill bit was in my mind. Seeing a lot of dry fallen leaves not far away, he immediately began to collect them at a speed that was disproportionate to his fat body. Returning to the tree, seeing that the guard seemed unconscious, he crouched down, lit the dead leaves, and quickly ran away.

"Oh no, the tree is on fire, come and put out the fire!" , the drill bit came out of the woods, came to the avenue, jumped up and yelled.

When a few guards and guards heard this, they really ran this way when they saw the smoke rising again. But what made the drill desperate was that the guard standing guard did not move at all!

"You wood, fight with you!" , the drill bit was about to be exposed, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and ran to the guard!

"Hey, brother, go put out the fire, I'll stand guard for you!" , the drill bit was already out of breath when he ran to the guard.

"No, you don't! It's okay for you to go back! The guard glanced at him.

"Look! Flying saucer! The drill rolled his eyes and pointed to the sky.

To his disappointment, the guard was unmoved, and began to look at him vigilantly.

"Beauty! Wow, it's the school girl Ling Xiaoxiao! ", the drill bit shouted pointing to the road not far away.

The guard slanted, no one! Now he knew that there was something wrong with the drill, and just as he wanted to drive him back, he spoke again: "Look! Headmaster's car, you hurry up and open the electric door! ”

The guard wanted to reprimand him angrily and let him see the consequences of deception, but the two horns called back his thoughts, and it was really the headmaster's car.

When he entered the guard's room, opened the electric door, watched the car leave, and then closed it out, the drill bit was long gone.

A few guards returned, muttering as they walked, which kid was mischievous, picked up a bunch of dead leaves and lit it. The guard twitched, thinking that it must have been a good thing that the little fat man had done just now!

"I said brothers, I'll start drinking before I wait!" , turned his head and entered the private room of the restaurant, and saw that the three of them had already drunk the two pots, but the cold dishes on the table did not move much.

"That's right, the drill, it came out so quickly." , Hammer said in amazement. The chisel was also a little surprised, only Zhou Yu did not react, and poured another glass of wine into his mouth.

"You don't look at who I am! Drill bit, there are no three, two, three, how dare you call this name? Hey, fourth, don't drink so fiercely, this is a fifty-eight degree two-pot head! Seeing that Zhou Yu fell again, Tie Yi hurriedly dissuaded him.

"Come, our brothers are alive! Drink, don't get drunk! Zhou Yu just wants to get drunk at this time, it's a hundred! Awake, he was really afraid that he would cry out loud, and he couldn't stand it!

"What is the love of the world? Straight Christians promise life and death! Come, brothers, drink! Today I sacrificed my life to accompany the fourth! Since ancient times, heroes have been sad, and you can only rely on yourself for this! The chisel who didn't talk much was rarely able to comfort Zhou Yu today.

"Fourth, when you first started dating, my brothers told you that this person has spring in the corners of his eyes and upturned eyebrows, and he is not a lifelong partner. Later, you were very affectionate, and we didn't say anything. What happened today is still the old saying: It is better to die late than to die early! If you really fall into it, you will never recover! The boss hammer accompanied him to drink a cup and ate two mouthfuls of food and said.

"It's not rough! Ink fountain, I want to open some. You should be glad that this happened before you graduated and got married. If you get married, you will have a king next door, and it will be too late to cry! Come on, let's go! The chisel picked up the boss's words and persuaded him.

The three of you said everything I said, and enlightened Zhou Yu while drinking. It's just that watching him drink like boiled water, I know that he didn't listen at all.

The three of them are helpless, and in addition to the parties themselves, outsiders really can't get in. What they can do now is to accompany the fourth child and accompany him through the difficulties!

"Drink! Well? Why is it gone? Zhou Yu asked the boss to send in four bottles of Erguotou, and he drank two bottles alone, but he was a little drunk, but he was so smart and clear-sighted!

"Boss, two more bottles!" , The hammer hurriedly spoke, so as not to make Zhou Yu shout and send ten bottles.

"If you want to drink it again, we'll have to burn you paper in the mountains this time next year!" , the drill bit didn't care about sarcasm, and persuaded Zhou Yu.

"Just half a bottle, please! Just this half bottle, I don't want to be awake! Boss, if I'm not drunk on this half bottle, please give me a bottle in the back of my head!" Zhou Yu looked at the three of them with teary eyes, his tone was painful and desperate!

When he used to read books, when he saw the plot of Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall and Liang Zhuhua's martyrdom, he always thought it was an exaggeration by the author. But when I saw Li Yuer deceiving herself, but got into the rich son's car, I realized that the heart-rending pain was real!

It was a heart-wrenching pain, and it seemed as if the soul was about to collapse and be separated! At this time, he just wants to get drunk, and when he wakes up tomorrow, hope is a nightmare!

"If it's a man, cheer up! A big man, look at you, as soon as you drink horse urine, it will be squeezed out of your eyes! What's wrong with the absence of women in this world? The hammer was furious, and the unique temper of the Northeast lords exploded!

As soon as his words fell, he saw Zhou Yu drink a glass again, with a "bang", and slipped to the ground after getting drunk.

The three of them looked at each other, not knowing what to do. At this time, the girlfriend who happened to be drilling bit called and said that they were going to have lunch together.

"There's no way, let's send people to the hotel next door." , the three of them settled the food money and sent the person to the next door.

Originally, Chisel was going to stay and take care of it, but their girlfriends called. The drill bit was gone, and the hammer and chisel stared wide-eyed.

"Do you want to watch?" , Chisel asked.

"It should be all right, right? We'll just give the waiter a shout. Hammer said after a moment's thought. Chisel nodded, placed a glass of water on the bedside table, and the two left the room.

"Yu'er, don't go, don't go! Yes! Zhou Yu originally dreamed that she and Li Yu'er were you and me, but suddenly she was blown up by a gust of wind and flew away, and she chased and chased, and accidentally fell into the abyss!