In the afternoon, Zhou Lianshan explained the situation to the accident investigation team and asked Lu Ping to drive back to Qingshan City first, and he had to take Wang Yan to ZQ to have fun and calm down the frightened little heart. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Wang Yan knew that the danger of going here did not include him, so he didn't care about going along.

Zhou Lianshan was really stimulated to a certain extent, and tossed like crazy, and at night the plane arrived at ZQ for a night, bought a ticket at the hotel ticket office, and took a river ferry to see the Three Gorges Dam in the morning.

The river boat traveled until about 10 o'clock in the morning, and someone shouted that it was leaking, causing great panic.

Wang Yan took advantage of the chaos to rush into the cockpit, slashed the busy helmsman with one palm, and then slammed the steering wheel, knocking the river wheel into the shallows.

The river ship ran aground, causing the passengers to shout and scold, and a group of people turned around the ghost gate in a daze without knowing it. No matter how the passengers scolded, Wang Yan achieved his goal, saved the lives of many people, and improved his skills.

Rescue boats rushed over and took people to the river beach in batches, waiting for rescue vehicles on the highway to pick them up.

When waiting for rescuers to pick him up on the river beach, Wang Yan joked with Zhou Lianshan: "Old Zhou, you said that the two of us haven't stopped in the past few days, I don't know if it's me who will beat you or you will beat me!" ”

"Damn, really! Let's go separately in a while, and get together again when we go home! Zhou Lianshan also suddenly realized.

"Look scares you! We call this living and dying together! Wang Yan laughed at Zhou Lianshan.

"Pull it down, it's okay to live with you, forget about dying together! See you at home! Zhou Lianshan turned his head and left, and didn't bother with Wang Yan anymore.

In fact, Wang Yan deliberately wanted to get rid of Zhou Lianshan, lest this kid discover his magical function.

Wang Yan beckoned to Zhou Lianshan, but Zhou Lianshan pretended not to see it.

Wang Yan smiled and casually boarded a passing bus, and when he passed by Zhou Lianshan, Wang Yan shouted: "Old boy, you blow the river breeze first, I'll go!" ”

Zhou Lianshan still pretended not to hear.

Wang Yan had his own plans, got in the car, asked the destination, and happened to pass through Fengshan.

Get off at Fengshan and follow the tourists to the mountain.

Fengshan tourist area is quite famous in the local area, and there are many people walking up the mountain road. There are several cold drink stalls in the slightly wider part of the mountain road on the mountainside, selling some ice cream, popsicles, drinks, bread, ham sausages, etc., and smoking is not allowed on the mountain.

Wang Yan stood next to the cold drink stall, took out his mobile phone, and took a few photos as a souvenir.

Suddenly, there was a quarrel at the cold drink stall next to it. It turned out that there was a woman who thought that the drinks at the cold drink stall were too expensive, and the pure water in the supermarket at the foot of the mountain cost 3 yuan here, and the 2 yuan drink cost 5 yuan here.

The women at the cold drink stall also went straight to the ground: "We will carry it for you!" Why don't you go down the hill and buy it! ”

"How do you speak? Do you know how to be polite? The customer is God, don't you know? The female tourist was full of words.

Wang Yan heard the female tourist say that "the customer is God", and couldn't help but feel a little tired: many years ago, there was a smart businessman who shouted out the marketing slogan of "the customer is God", and this grandson became famous for a while, and then fooled a lot of consumers' money, and the money was rolling, and later many consumers quoted this sentence when they spent money, nothing more than to take advantage of the game between the buyer and the seller, but some stupid × really thought that they were God, and wanted to bully everyone who made his money with this sentence. As everyone knows, both large and small businesses are to make money, not to make money in vain, they have to provide products or services for others, so the two sides of the business themselves are willing to fight and suffer, the business is polite, polite, civilized, tolerant of some is nothing more than to make more money, in essence, the identity of the two sides is equal, but also depends on the supply and demand, for example, in the desert someone sells water, you tell him that you are God? If you call him Lord, Ancestor, or God, it depends on whether he is happy to sell it to you! Which stupid × do you see pretending to be God in the hospital? Some stupid × spent money to buy the feeling of God, but they were slaughtered by the merchant and stole the fun! But there are stupid × who think that this sentence is beneficial to themselves and want to gain the upper hand, just like this female tourist now. People carry water up the mountain, increase the service, and there are only a few shops on the mountain that sell water, the higher you go up the mountain, the more expensive it sells, why the price is the same as the supermarket?

Sure enough, the woman who sold the water didn't think about it: "I'm sorry, I only do business with people, and I don't do God's business!" It seems that I have been squeezed by this sentence, and the habit of tempering has become natural.

Wang Yan followed and applauded from afar: "It makes sense!" ”

The female tourist glared at Wang Yan viciously, and Wang Yan glared back.

The female tourist turned back to find trouble with the woman who sold water: "If you don't do business, you can't scold people!" ”

"When did I curse?" The woman who sells water is justified.

"You said that you only do business with people, so it's hard for me to be a person?" The female tourist thinks she is justified.

"Who doesn't do business with people? Isn't that right? I said, aren't you human? "The woman who sells water is on the tip of the needle.

"You ......" the female tourist was angry.

"I also said, I don't do God's business!" The woman who sold the water added another sentence, suggesting, "If you think of yourself as God, I will ignore you!" ”

The female tourist was at a loss of face, and suddenly rushed up in a rage and pushed the large container of the woman selling water down the mountain road. Why do you think women nowadays are so grumpy?

The large cargo box had wheels and rushed straight down the mountain road, knocking down 3 tourists and continuing to accelerate along the mountain road.

A 10-year-old child was stunned, Wang Yan rushed over with an arrow step, pulled the child away, and arched the large container down the hillside next to the mountain road with his crotch. The child's parents turned pale with fright and hurriedly came over to thank them.

Wang Yan ignored the child's parents, limped towards the female tourist, and said word by word: "I want to sue you for intentional injury!" ”

"Sue it! I'm afraid of you! "The female tourist is crazy.

Wang Yan didn't say a word, grabbed the female tourist's collar and pushed it down the hillside, frightening the female tourist to scream. Wang Yan pulled her up, and one mouth was pumped, and the corner of the female tourist's mouth was bleeding.

"Dare to hit my wife!" A man rushed towards Wang Yan.

Wang Yan flashed, and the man rushed out of the mountain road, and was about to rush down the hill when Wang Yan grabbed the back collar.

The man shouted for help, but Wang Yan just held on to his feet, until the man was paralyzed, Wang Yan dragged him up, and then said with a hippie smile at the man: "Lao Tzu is your life-saving benefactor!" ”

Several injured people, relatives and friends also rushed up, grabbed the female tourist and beat them all indiscriminately, the female tourist let out a pig like a pig-killing howl, and Wang Yan stood on his feet to cheer......

The police in the scenic spot rushed over and took the group to the police station at the foot of the mountain.

Wang Yan told the slider to carry himself down, and explained to the other injured people: "I am injured, and I have to be reimbursed by that crazy woman!" So the three wounded also went down the hill on a sliding pole.

When he arrived at the police station, Wang Yan asked the crazy woman who carried the sliding rod to ask for money.

Of course the crazy woman doesn't do it, this sliding rod is too dark, and it costs 500 yuan for each person! Usually it's only 40 yuan, and people in tourist areas know the truth that demand determines the price, although they have no culture!

Wang Yan instigated again: "If you hurt someone, you're still poor, fight!" ”

The dozen or so people who came with them swarmed up, but the police retreated, turned around, and didn't look at anything!

The crazy woman coaxed, obediently took out 2,000 yuan, and walked away happily with the sliding rod.

Wang Yan sat on the chair of the policeman handling the case, with a sick posture, facing the back of the sliding rod: "These people who carry the sliding rod are too sensible, cool!" ”

The police came in and adjusted first and then dealt with according to the procedure: "What are you going to do?" ”

A group of people all looked at Wang Yan. Wang Yan succeeded in provoking trouble several times, and a group of people confirmed his status as the backbone.

"her!" Wang Yan was unequivocal.

The policeman frowned, what is this called? How do you shout in front of the police?

"Why are you lying to me?" The madwoman is not angry.

"Beat her!" Wang Yan incited.

A group of people rushed up again and beat the madwoman even worse. This time, the relatives and friends of the water seller also came, just in time for the opportunity.

The madwoman struggled to crawl out of the crowd and hugged the policeman's thigh: "They beat me!" Help me! ”

The policeman's face was expressionless, "You let go first, after they beat you, I will deal with them." ”

So, a group of people continued to beat ......

In the end, the madwoman finally broke down: "Spare me, I was wrong!" ”

A group of people hesitated.

Wang Yan shouted again: "Keep beating!" ”

So everyone kept trying......