Chapter 355: Men Are So Bitter
Ye Shu began to panic. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The experiment became weird, and Ye Shu was sure that he had just seen himself in the mirror and smiled.
As the saying goes, if you don't do it, you don't die, Ye Shu deeply understands this truth, it's time to interrupt the experiment.
"Miss Qingxingdeng, I'm going back to my hometown in a few days, my family is waiting for me to go back, let's have the fate to do this experiment again."
Ye Shu resolutely interrupted the experiment, Qingxing Lantern was willing to interrupt, and said: "It's okay, I can follow you all the time, I will follow you wherever you go, and I will help you bring the mirror." ”
"Haha...... You're such a nice person, but it's not convenient, I'm going to another country, it's the 21st century, and a lot of things are inconvenient......"
"I know, the Tang Kingdom, right? I don't fly on your plane, I can float over with a mirror, and soon, you'll just be waiting for me on the beach. ”
Depend on!
Ye Shu rolled up his sleeves and said with a dark old face: "Qingxing Deng, do you want to kill me?" We're half friends anyway, so you're going to let me die. ”
"I didn't let you die, I just wanted to see how it turned out. Don't be afraid, I'm the King of Ghosts, the King of Demons and Monsters, and I'll be afraid of whatever appears in the mirror. ”
Qingxing Lantern was very dragging and comforted Ye Shu very strongly. Ye Shu squinted: "The most timid ghost king is you, and this time the dirty thing is obviously not a ghostly demon and monster, it is another thing, another me." ”
Ye Shu was actually just talking nonsense, trying to make things as serious as possible, so that Qingxingdeng could stop.
Qing Xingdeng was scared inside, but her curiosity was too heavy.
"Don't interrupt, it's only ten days away, let's witness the miracle happening, what an exciting thing it is."
Qing Xing Deng twisted his ass and shook his beautiful legs, and Nima was coquettish.
Ye Shu saw that she was soft, and he became tough.
“No! You can't kill innocent people to satisfy your curiosity...... Why don't you look for the video again? ”
Ye Shu said kindly, Qingxingdeng looked a little angry and wanted to scold. Ye Shu hurriedly pointed to the mirror: "It's too weird." ”
Qing Xingdeng glanced at the mirror, swallowed his saliva, and floated away with his neck shrunk: "Okay, I'll look for another day's video, and I'll let you go if I find it." ”
Ye Shu saw her leave, immediately packed her luggage, and ran away first.
He decided not to stay in the East, originally he also planned to go to various parts of the East to investigate and express his love for the Onmyoji, but now the strange mirror makes him unable to live in peace, and the Qingxing Lantern will not let him go, so he has to run.
He went to say goodbye that day, first said goodbye to a few friends, and then went to find Gongxiao.
"President, I have an urgent matter to return to Huaxia, you can tell the outside world, I am visiting the Monster Alliance on behalf of Yin Yang Liao."
"Also, the Demon Dao Ji went to Isesan, and when she comes back, you will tell her that I am back to Huaxia."
"In the end, if Qingxing Lantern looks for me, you will say that I have gone to the West, let her go to the blood clan, and let her toss it."
After hearing Ye Shu's words, Gongxiao looked confused: "Why is Mr. Ye in a hurry to leave?" The four major families are introducing you to a wife, and you can start a family in the Toyo first. ”
Get married? This is death.
"I have some personal matters and must leave, this time I will go back and ask my master to see if he agrees with me to accept apprentices, if so, I will teach Mei Yi or the rest of the Onmyoji some Taoism, which will be of great benefit to Yin-Yang Arts."
When Gongxiao heard this, he was overjoyed, this old man was fast. Moved to tears.
"Thanks to Mr. Ye's generosity, if Mr. Ye is willing to preach the Dharma, the Yin and Yang Liao will belong to Mr. Ye in the future, and thousands of years later, the world will surely praise Mr. Ye's merits, just like the ancestors of Qingming."
This was a bit of a frustration, Ye Shu didn't dare to take it, and explained some more things, and the girl ran away.
Since he didn't return to Huaxia as a messenger of Yin Yang Liao, the ghost cutter he carried with him was a nuisance and he couldn't get on the plane. He had no choice but to smuggle the big ship and quietly leave the East.
I don't know how long it took to toss, Ye Shu finally set foot on the land of China.
Although he has not been away from Huaxia for a long time, he has experienced too many things, and even experienced life and death events, Ye Shu still feels a lot of emotion in his heart, and it is difficult to say a word.
After sighing, Ye Shu breathed a sigh of relief, now he can be regarded as getting rid of the Qingxing lantern, and he doesn't have to do that ghost experiment anymore.
Ye Shu didn't have much ink and went straight to the imperial capital.
The person he wants to see most now is naturally Liu Youyou, and the next thing he has to ask his wife to do.
Galloping all the way, Ye Shu quickly entered the imperial capital, he was very neat, and went straight to the secret realm of larks, without panting.
Entering the secret realm of larks, it was like coming to a paradise, Ye Shu took a deep breath, it was really fragrant, cool and crooked.
He then rushed to Bailing City and returned to the lark academy.
The lark academy is still the same, full of elite students, and the geniuses of the major monster families are here.
Ye Shu took a look and couldn't help but smile.
The students also looked at him curiously, and soon someone recognized him and exclaimed.
"It's Ye Shu, a Taoist major, the one who fought with the mandala!"
"Liu Youyou's boyfriend, he's back again, I heard that he passed the assessment in only ten years, it's just against the sky."
The students were amazed, and some of the elementary school girls even showed expressions of admiration.
Ye Shu said hello casually, and whistled with the elementary school girl, which was also beautiful.
Subsequently, Ye Shu visited Director Li.
Director Li is Ye Shu's benefactor, and when we meet again today, Ye Shu still maintains a humble attitude.
Director Li has a mustache and laughs with satisfaction while touching it.
"Ye Shu, you are really amazing, the Yin and Yang Liao of the East are all respected by you, and the top of the alliance has not been able to find a good way to form an alliance with the Yin Yang Liao, but you went to the East and directly occupied the Yin Yang Liao for your own use, and the Oriental royal family was beaten by you and did not dare to say anything, amazing!"
Director Li is telling the truth, Dongyang and Huaxia have always been out of tune due to historical reasons, and Yinyangliao also dislikes Huaxia more or less, plus the royal family looks down on Huaxia, it is almost impossible for the two parties to form an alliance, but Ye Shu went on a trip, and Yinyangliao followed him directly, which is like a dream.
"It's over, I'm just doing a little bit of work. What is the imperial capital like these days? ”
Ye Shu asked, and Director Li smiled: "What can you do?" Everyone has nothing to do, every day is to track your information, the major families are staring at you, just like chasing TV series, every time a spy comes back from the East, a group of people will come to inquire and see how you are doing. ”
I'm going, so boring?
Ye Shu was also speechless, Director Li waved his hand: "You go to find Liu Youyou, you came back in time, she will go to the next secret realm to cultivate tomorrow, and the lark family has decided to do their best to cultivate her." ”
As expected, the talent of the nine-tailed fox has made the lark family decide to do their best.
Ye Shu was secretly happy, and rushed to find Liu Youyou.
Liu Youyou still lives in the original wooden house, which is quiet and elegant.
She was cultivating cross-legged in the courtyard at this time, surrounded by the essence visible to the naked eye, and the formation was running, pouring into Liu Youyou's body.
Ye Shu didn't bother, and watched quietly.
Liu Youyou is getting stronger now, and her charm is becoming more restrained.
At first glance, it may not seem tempting, but once you look at it, you can never forget it.
Once you look at it a few more times, you will sink completely. Ye Shu was fascinated, and he didn't wake up until Liu Youyou found him.
"Ye Shu? You son of a bitch! ”
Liu Youyou jumped away, jumped over and threw himself into Ye Shu's arms, and bit when he opened his mouth.
Ye Shu's heart was hot, hugging her and kissing her. There was no need to say anything, Liu Youyou took a bite, and then kissed Ye Shu, and the two of them refused to let go of their French wet kiss.
From yard kisses, to wooden houses, to beds.
The two fiery bodies rolled together. When the love is strong, I don't want to say anything, I just want to do it. Love.
Both of them were tearing each other's clothes, Liu Youyu's snow-white skin was full of fragrance, and it was as smooth and soft as tofu, Ye Shu buried her head in her chest, every cell was cheering, and she was so excited that she couldn't be more excited.
Liu Youyou is also crazy, although she wants to restrain herself, but she really can't restrain it, her eyes are full of lust, wet and dripping water.
As soon as Ye Shu looked at her, he was like committing poison. Addiction, the desire in the body explodes like a nuclear bomb.
Towering snow-capped peaks, flat bellies, mysterious canyons, and those two pink flowers......
Ye Shu went crazy and rushed in.
Liu Youyou woke up for a moment and exclaimed, "Don't ......"
Then it was too late, Ye Shu pushed in, and then ...... The whole body trembled, and the root was sucked in by a black hole, and it sprayed at once.
The jade pendant on his chest emitted a burst of white light, and Xiao Leng drilled out and kicked Ye Shu away.
Ye Shu fell to the ground and coughed, his mind was dizzy, his heart hurt sharply, and his whole body seemed to be shriveled.
Liu Youyou cried in fright, grabbed his clothes and came over to wrap Ye Shu, and gently patted his head.
"Don't scare me, wake up."
Ye Shu took a while to recover his strength, panting non-stop: "I...... Grass, what the hell? ”
"Are you stupid? I warned you a long time ago that the vixen will suck you to death, and you are still messing around, if you continue to ...... just now Go a little deeper, and now you're a dry corpse. ”
Xiao Leng scolded, his face was still a little embarrassed, and he didn't look at Ye Shu.
Ye Shu lifted his clothes and looked at his Ding Ding, my mother, that majestic stick has become a poor little worm.
Liu Youyou also hit him angrily: "Can't you bear it?" I know that people can't resist you! ”
Ye Shu was afraid for a while, he finally saw the terrifying charm of the fox spirit, only the most powerful man could enjoy the body of the fox spirit, he was still far away.
But...... It was really comfortable just now.
Ye Shubei laughed, hugged Liu Youyou and kissed him: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's not a loss, it's blood." ”
"You still say!"
Liu Youyou said in annoyance and helped Ye Shu up.
Ye Shu had back pain and leg cramps, moved to the bed and sat down, as if he had done it seven times in one night, he was too tired.
Xiao Leng snorted and flew back to the jade pendant, allowing Ye Shu and Liu Youyou to pass through the world of two.
Only then did the two calm down and began to complain to each other. What Liu Youyou said was all the usual things in the academy, but it was very interesting.
Ye Shu listened to it with relish, and after listening to it, he began to bear the guilt.
Two minutes later, Liu Youyou stood up with a dark face, and his jade hand was raised high: "What did you say?" Do you want to match Eggie's father? You perverted beast! ”
"It's a ritual, a vampire evolution ritual, not a husband and wife like me and you."
Ye Shu hid on the bed, Liu Youyou jumped up and sat on top of him, grabbed and beat him.
"Aqiel is your daughter, you are such a pervert!"
"No, no, I'm telling you, here's how it ......"
Ye Shu held his head and explained the matter clearly. Liu Youyou's resentment is hard to dissipate: "She has grown up, and she has brought disaster to the country and the people, hasn't she?" His Majesty the Imperial Family of the Blood Clan, so majestic, so tempting. ”
Liu Youyou didn't scold Ye Shu for being perverted, and began to be jealous.
"You already have several wives and a daughter in Tianlei Peak, and now you want to be good with Ai Qi'er, you say it yourself, you are all shameless!"
"I also heard that you are engaged to the little princess of the Liaodong Qingdiao family, and there are even rumors that you have an extraordinary relationship with the lark princess, how many women do you have?"
The more Liu Youyou talked, the more aggrieved she became, and her tears were about to fall.
Ye Shu touched his conscience and said: "Youyou, let's be reasonable, let me summarize my life for you, starting from my trip to England, before that, I was a . Man, I went to England and was cheated by Daphne, but she didn't mess with me, she just got my blood, so I still got it. ”
"Later, I met Yang Yi, because of the Gu King, we were confused, this can't be said to be shameless, I can only say that I am helpless, Yang Yi is innocent, right? Since then, I haven't touched another woman, stick to the discipline, like this, I can still be said to be a virgin, not blowing or black, the flower heart does not exist, it does not exist at all. ”
Liu Youyou blinked, and after thinking for a long time, he was speechless.
Ye Shu smiled secretly, I can blow it.
He touched Liu Youyou's ass and comforted: "If I eat enough, I won't think about you, as an older virgin, I also have normal physiological needs, so I go crazy when I see you, that's it just now, what does this mean?" It means that I don't have sex at all outside. Life. ”
Liu Youyou glanced at him and gently hammered his chest: "Even if you keep to yourself, I will spare you this time." ”
Ye Shu hehehe, kissed her ear: "Good ...... I seem to be relieved, can I reach down and test it? ”
"Phew......"
Liu Youyou's face flushed, and he bit his lip and stretched out his jade hand under Ye Shu.
Seeing that the fire was about to unfold again, the space around him suddenly fluctuated.
Ye Shu was startled, and Liu Youyou also instantly took a defensive posture.
"Who!"
The void in the wooden house cracks, and a little lori jumps out.
"You perverted monster, why are you hiding in this formation, it's too difficult to get in, but fortunately, Sister Chiyo is amazing."
It's not Ise-chan, who else is coming?
After she jumped out, the demon sword Ji also jumped out.
The corners of Ye Shu's eyes jumped, it was not good, it was not good, and he was going to be domestic violence again.
Liu Youyou narrowed his eyes, staring at the Demon Sword Ji, Ye Shu hurriedly said: "She is the Demon Sword Ji, my Shishen, you have heard of it." ”
Liu Youyou suddenly, the power of domestic violence seemed to dissipate. But the next moment, a woman popped out of the void again.
"Okay, you Tang Dynasty, because I believe in you so much, you actually ran away secretly, the experiment hasn't been done yet, don't want to run!"
Qingxing put away the soul-sucking lamp, and stood on the ground at this moment, with a pair of beautiful legs as if they were glowing.
Liu Youyou narrowed his eyes again, Ye Shu vomited blood,, why are you here?
She ...... She...... She's a monster in the East.,She's a one-level Shikigami of the Demon Knife Hime.,Haha,I'm not familiar with her.。 ”
Ye Shu stuttered a little, he wanted to cry without tears, and he rushed back to Huaxia, isn't it just to avoid the Qingxing lantern? As a result, Qingxing Lantern actually came with the Demon Sword Ji! What a cheat!
Liu Youyou didn't speak, and the atmosphere was very heavy.
Demon Dao Ji stood for a while, pulled on the Qingxing lantern and planned to leave. She is a person who understands and knows that Ye Shu is making love with his wife and the like.
Ise-chan, this Lori, is also an understanding person, so she shouted directly: "How many wives do you have?" Now that you have a wife, why do you still covet Chiyo's sister's legs? This woman's legs aren't as pretty as Chiyo's-sister's, right? What a dead pervert. ”
When Liu Youyou heard this, he raised his hand, and the demon sword Ji hurriedly pulled Ise-chan and Qingxing Lantern and disappeared.
There was silence in the hut, and a moment later there was a scream like a pig.
After another moment, there was a lure from the vixen. Bewildered voices.
"Husband, come on, now people will satisfy you, everything depends on you, please come in with confidence."
"Thanks, thanks, but no need, I'm kind of gone beforehand."
"Don't go, you know so many women, you must be very uncomfortable with them every day, I, as your wife, should be considerate of you, and I shouldn't scold you, so please come in, the legs have been broken, please enjoy it as you like."
"I really don't need to, I'm at fault, just fix it myself, bye."
Ye Shu galloped out and smashed the door, Liu Youyou snorted coldly: "Except for Yang Yi and Ai Qi'er, if you provoke any more woman, I will castrate you!" ”
(This chapter is 4600 words unconsciously, so it's more expensive, and it seems that I'm still more suitable for writing a pure plot)