Chapter XXXVII. Crazy Pen Scholar

Chapter XXXVII. The Scholar of the Wild Pen

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Classmate 3, the name Wang Xuezhou, is a native of Xixiangtang District, Yongzhou City, Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Compared with the previous classmate Shen Wengang, who is from Guangnan City, and Fan Yurong, who is from Guangdong Province, Guangnan, the fifth municipality directly under the central government of the country, and Guangdong Province, the richest province in the country, Feng Zinan feels that it is actually nothing. Feng Zinan felt that the most unusual thing was that Wang Xuezhou's hometown came from the Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region.

Where is the Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region??? Feng Zinan, who is familiar with group books, naturally knows about the Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region. Not only in the school's geography textbooks, but also in the detailed introduction of the Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region, Feng Zinan has read a lot of books, so he is not unfamiliar.

The Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region is one of the country's five ethnic minority autonomous regions and the only coastal autonomous region in the country. It is located in the western part of South China, bordering East Guangdong Province, Xiangbei Province, Qianzhou Province and Southern Yunnan Province from east to west, bordering Beibu Gulf in the south, facing Southeast Asia, and adjacent to Nanyue in the southwest.

If you look at the Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region from the perspective of the Guangnan Municipality at your feet, the Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region is located in the west of Guangdong Province, northwest of the Guangnan Municipality, and bordering the Beibu Gulf of the South China Sea. Geographically, it is very similar to the neighboring Quang Nam municipalities, both are located in the Lingnan region, the latitude is also similar, both belong to the subtropical climate, and both are close to the South China Sea. It is the most convenient passage to the sea in the southwest of the country, and occupies an important position in the economic exchanges between the country and Southeast Asia.

And Feng Zinan, who is familiar with history, also knows the origin of Guixi's name. Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region, named after Lingnan West Road and Guangnan West Road. Because most of the western part of Guixi belonged to the Qin Dynasty and unified Lingnan and set up Guilin County, it was referred to as Gui, so it was named "Guixi".

The eastern Guangdong Province, northern Hunan Province, and Guangnan municipality in the Lingnan region are also named after Yu. There are two source theories, the first of which originated from the period of the Northern and Southern Dynasties, the Quang Nam region of the Northern and Southern Dynasties, including today's Lingnan region and the Nanyue Kingdom.

The first statement: Guangnan East Road, known as East Guangdong, is today's East Guangdong Province; Guangnan West Road, known as Guixi, is today's Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region; Guangnan North Road, known as Xiangbei, is today's Xiangbei Province; Quang Nam South Road, known as the capital of Quang Nam, is today's Quang Nam municipality.

The second theory is more ancient: Lingnan East Road, called Yuedong, that is, today's Guangdong Province; Lingnan West Road, known as Guixi, is today's Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region; Lingnan North Road, known as Xiangbei, is today's Xiangbei Province; Lingnan South Road, known as Guangnan, is today's Guangnan municipality.

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And what kind of place is it in the Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region??? The Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region, one of the country's five ethnic minority autonomous regions, is a national minority area, and the people living there are all ethnic minorities.

What Zhuang, Yao, Miao, Dong, Jing, Shui, Maonan, Gelao, etc., are all things that Feng Zinan, who has lived in Guangnan Municipality for a long time, has never seen and understood. Feng Zinan has heard the names of ethnic minorities, but has never seen people from ethnic minorities.

In the Lingnan region, Guangnan Municipality, Guangdong Province, Hong Kong Special Administrative Region, Macao Special Administrative Region, and Qionghai Province are all areas where Han Chinese people live in the majority.

In these provinces, municipalities and special administrative regions in the Lingnan region, Han people can be seen everywhere. The people who live here, whose ID card is of any nationality, is not without exception Han Chinese. Ethnic minorities are usually very rare, at least Feng Zinan has never seen ethnic minorities when he is so old, and he has never been friends with ethnic minorities.

Moreover, the local languages spoken in the minority areas are all ethnic minorities, unlike the municipalities directly under the central government of Guangnan, where most people speak Mandarin.

The Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region is inhabited by Han, Zhuang, Yao, Miao, Dong, Jing, Hui, Shui, Maonan, Gelao and other ethnic groups. There are six Chinese dialects: Cantonese, Southwest Mandarin (Guiliu dialect), Hakka, Pinghua, Hunan and Min dialects; Zhuang dialects include northern dialects and southern dialects; Other minority languages include Miao and Yao.

Feng Zinan immediately wanted to ask Wang Xuezhou at this moment to teach himself several local languages of the Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region, such as the most popular Guiliu dialect and Zhuang dialect in the Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region.

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Wang Xuezhou's hometown is in such a "awesome" place, and Feng Zinan, Shen Wengang, and Fan Yurong all look at him differently. It's like looking at the gaze of a monster.

Yes, it's like looking at a monster's gaze. Feng Zinan, Shen Wengang, and Fan Yurong looked at Wang Xuezhou, looked up, down, left, and right, and almost took a serious look at Wang Xuezhou's clothes.

Several people in the dormitory want to see what ethnic minorities look like, and they all want to see from Wang Xuezhou how ethnic minorities are different from the Han nationality! Hehe, seeing that Wang Xuezhou was uncomfortable, goosebumps rose, and he had to remind Feng Zinan and the three of them viciously, what the hell are they going to do!

The big man Shen Wengang said with a big grin: "Look at the ethnic minorities, are they all three-headed, six-armed, first-born with two horns, ears to the wind, and clairvoyance!" ”

The little fat man said gloomily: "Look at the ethnic minorities, are they all hunting in the mountains, drinking blood, drinking blood, eating meat, eating wild vegetables, and eating wild fruits!" ”

Feng Zinan also said blindly: "Look at the ethnic minorities, whether they are all wearing the clothes of the ethnic minorities, wearing the hats of the ethnic minorities, wearing the shoes of the ethnic minorities, or wearing the silver necklaces unique to the ethnic minorities and the teeth of wild beasts."

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Wang Xuezhou scolded with a smile and scolding with the uniqueness of ethnic minorities: "I grass! Haven't you ever seen a pig run, haven't you eaten pork! ”

"Brother Gang, ethnic minorities are also people, not all of them have a pair of hands, a pair of feet, a head, a pair of eyes, and a pair of ears."

Wang Xuezhou didn't forget to make fun of the big man Shen Wengang: "Brother Gang, you have watched too many cartoons!" The three heads and six arms you said are Nezha, the firstborn double horns are the Bull Demon King, and the clairvoyance is the second baby in the gourd baby! ”

After making fun of Shen Wengang, he counted Fan Yurong again: "Fan Chef God, are you still an ethnic minority who goes up to the mountains to hunt, drink blood, drink blood and eat meat, eat wild vegetables, and eat wild fruits?!" That's a wild man! Savages are good! ”

"Also, you're a foodie! Three sentences do not leave the bank! Eat every word. ”

After classmate Wang Xuezhou laughed and scolded Fan Yurong, he didn't forget Feng Zinan, and even Feng Zinan, who spoke a little more reliable, didn't let go: "And Zinan, you, you have watched too much TV!" All ethnic minorities should wear ethnic minority clothes, ethnic minority hats, and ethnic minority shoes -- is that so?! ”

"The inheritance of such a special is not a real minority, it is all pretended, and it is all fake."

"Nowadays, the people are dressed the same as everyone else, and there is no difference at all. Of course, except for those mountainous areas that are very remote, except for the elderly who are over 100 years old in those areas. ”

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However, Feng Zinan, Shen Wengang, and Fan Yurong are a little regretful that Wang Xuezhou's classmates are of the Zhuang nationality, and they are not a few ethnic minorities such as Yao, Miao, Dong, Jing, Shui, Maonan, and Gelao. The Zhuang nationality is a big ethnic group in the Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region, accounting for the majority of the population in the Guixi Zhuang Autonomous Region, Feng Zinan, Shen Wengang, and Fan Yurong seem to think that Wang Xuezhou's classmate is not enough for the Zhuang ethnic minorities!

This classmate Wang Xuezhou was not happy, and shouted aggrievedly: "The Zhuang people are not a minority!" Koreans and Mongolians still belong to the Chinese nation! ”

"What kind of eyes are you three! The eyes are so bad! ”

Shen Wengang teased classmate Wang Xuezhou and said, "Okay, okay, you are an ethnic minority, no, you are a minority with red roots!" “

"But I really didn't expect that you ethnic minorities would also apply for the Faculty of Letters, there should be very few!"

Wang Xuezhou was unhappy again, and denounced Feng Zinan, Shen Wengang, and Fan Yurong: "You are discrimination, naked discrimination!" ”

"Ethnic minorities can't go to the Faculty of Letters, it's strange for ethnic minorities to study in the Faculty of Letters!"

"Let me tell you, there are also geniuses and geniuses in ethnic minorities. For example, when I was in high school, Wang Xuezhou had already started to write novels at the end of the line, and now I am already preparing to write a fourth novel! ”

"There are hundreds of thousands of book lovers at the end of the line!"

When Feng Zinan heard that there was actually a book writer in the dormitory, he couldn't help but say: "Dare to ask what is the pen name of Writer Wang at the end of the line?" ”

Wang Xuezhou: "Crazy pen scholar! ”

"In the future, my goal in life is: to be a scholar to travel the world and write the world wildly!"

Shen Wengang: "It's crazy enough. I can't see that you ethnic minorities are quite crazy, they are all more crazy than my brother. ”

Fan Yurong: "In my words, it is: foodies travel the world, and chefs cook the world!" “

Feng Zinan: "Chef Fan, you foodie!" “

In this noon and afternoon time, in the chat between Feng Zinan and Shen Wengang, Fan Yurong, and Wang Xuezhou, the four classmates laughed constantly almost from the beginning, bragging and slapping, laughing and scolding one after another, and the four young people quickly became familiar with each other.

2016-04-23. Dongguan, Guangdong. Humen Vanke Golden Mileage