Chapter 211: Bloodless Blades
Shen Lingling nodded: "Well, another piece of borderland, called Bill Tayville." ”
Shen Shanshan said: "The Biltaweil region is located between the two countries of Sudan and Egypt.
Britain had colonies throughout Africa, including Sudan and Egypt. Of course, it was impossible to centralize the management of such large tracts of land, so the British demarcated them.
In the beginning, the boundaries between Sudan and Egypt were only based on latitude, with Birtaivil belonging to Sudan and another place called Halaib belonging to Egypt. Subsequently, the British found it inconvenient to manage in this way, and the tribes of the Sultan in Egypt and the tribes of Egypt in the Sultan were redivided, and Halaib was assigned to the Sultan and Birtaivil to Egypt. ”
"What's wrong with that?" Li Ting asked.
Shen Shanshan said: "Both regions are ruled by the British, of course there will be no problem. Later, however, the British colonies became independent. Egypt became independent early and the country was relatively strong, and they did not recognize the borders that were later demarcated, so they snatched Halaib and returned Birtaivil to the Sultan. ”
"Why is Egypt changing territories?" Li Ting asked.
Shen Lingling said: "Because the Haraib region is ten times the size of Biltaiweil, with grass, trees, oases, and close to the Red Sea, it has ports, and even oil. By contrast, Birtavil is inland, only one-tenth the size of Haraib, and no one can survive there except for sand. ”
"This Egypt is not stupid." Li Ting said.
Shen Shanshan said: "Egypt is not stupid, and neither is Sudan. Although they can't defeat Egypt and can't take back their own territory, they still refuse to suffer, and still clamore that the Haraib region is the territory of the Sultan, and Biltaivil loves to go wherever he wants. ”
Shen Lingling concluded: "Egypt doesn't want it, and neither does Sudan, so Biltaville has become a terra nullius. ”
Li Ting blinked and said, "Why does this borderless land sound so funny?" The two countries are fighting for territory, how can they not be regarded as ownerless, right? ”
Shen Lingling said: "Forget it, there are still people to occupy it." ”
Shen Shanshan said: "That's right. On June 16, 2014, in order to fulfill his daughter's dream of becoming a princess, American Heaton planted a flag in this 'terra nullius) land on the border between Egypt and Sudan and established the "Kingdom of Northern Sudan". Heaton proclaimed himself 'King', and Emily became 'Princess' as she wished. It is a country of only two people and is not yet recognized by any country or international organization. ”
Li Ting chuckled: "Are you sure this can be considered a country?" ”
"Of course forget it, doesn't everyone have built a country?" Shen Shanshan asked rhetorically.
Li Ting said: "This is too funny, he went to the disputed territory to build a country." Didn't the local residents beat him out? ”
"He just went to plant a flag, and then led his daughter to yell twice and announce the founding of the country, why did people beat him?" Shen Lingling asked.
Shen Shanshan said: "That's it, looking at the news report, when Heaton planted the flag, there were still a lot of Egyptians watching the excitement next to him." ”
"Well, I'm defeated." Li Ting covered her face, turned her head to look at Li Yi and said, "Brother, our Tang Empire." Is it also necessary to build a nation in this way? ”
Li Yi shook his head and said: "What kind of founding is he, the country must have a social status and an international status, not just plant a flag in the desert and roar two voices." The Kingdom of Northern Sudan is not a country at all. ”
Shen Lingling said: "However, we don't even have a place to plant flags now, so it's better than others." ”
"Yes, brother-in-law, how do you want to expand your territory and establish our Tang Empire?" Shen Shanshan asked.
Li Yi said: "When we build a country, we don't need to find a borderless place to plant a flag. The current world pattern is very stable, and no country will tolerate an extra flag around it. It's like the Heaton you said, who went to great lengths to find a piece of borderland, and no one admitted that he planted the flag. You can only let others see the joke. ”
Li Ting said: "Since you don't plant the flag, what you said about the founding of the country in the morning will come to naught?" ”
Li Yi smiled: "Of course you can't blow it." We can't find a flag in the Borderlands, but we can replace the flag we already have. ”
"Replace the existing flags?" Li Ting blinked, and then said in surprise: "Good boy, you shouldn't intend to subvert the Tang and the People's Mansion, right?" ”
"Haha." Li Yi smiled lightly. "The place in China is too big, the population is too large, and it is difficult to make 1.3 billion people turn their heads together, and it is not an ideal choice to change the flag, so we want to go abroad."
"Going abroad?" This time, not only Li Ting, but also Shen Shanshan and Shen Lingling's eyes widened.
Go abroad and build the Tang Empire? Sounds so whimsical.
"You want treason?" Li Ting asked.
Li Yi said: "Don't say it so ugly, I'm not a high-ranking official in the government, just a flat-headed common man, it's not a big deal to change your nationality, can you afford to put on a big hat of treason?" ”
"However, as a Chinese, you can't turn your back on your motherland." Li Ting said.
"Well, we want to win glory for the country!" Shen Shanshan and Shen Lingling nodded in unison.
Li Yi said: "Changing our nationality does not prevent us from winning glory for the country, how many patriotic overseas Chinese did we throw their heads and spill their blood during the Anti-Japanese War, is it because their nationality is changed, and their contributions can be wiped out?" ”
"But you're not even a Huaxia anymore." Li Ting is still unconvinced.
Li Yi said: "Xiaoting, Shanshan, Lingling, you are all from my Tang Empire, and Datang is our motherland." As for Huaxia, it does not recognize dual nationality, and we, as Datang people, certainly cannot always maintain Huaxia nationality. ”
"Wow, it turns out that the people who became the Tang Empire can't maintain their Chinese nationality?" Shen Shanshan and Shen Lingling opened their eyes together.
Li Ting said: "I have long seen that you have a backbone in the back of your head, but the Tang Empire doesn't even have a shadow, you don't want Chinese nationality, where else can you run?" ”
Li Yi said: "To a place where the Tang Empire can be established, as for where this place is, it is exactly what I will investigate next." ”
Shen Shanshan asked, "Do you have a rough goal?" ”
Li Yi said: "The first batch of inspection targets are mainly monarchies, because our Tang Empire is also a monarchy, and the same system is more easily accepted by the people. ”
"Wow, there are still monarchies?" Li Ting said in surprise.
Shen Lingling said: "Sister Xiaoting, you are too lonely and unheard, right?" There are not only monarchies in the world, but many more. ”
"Aren't they all small backward countries?" Li Ting asked.
Shen Shanshan said: "How is it possible, among the five permanent members of the world, Britain is the monarchy. Their queen, in addition to being the king of the United Kingdom, is also the co-queen of many Commonwealth countries such as Canada, Australia, New Zealand, etc., and has a lot of power. I just never use it. Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, like the United Kingdom, are developed countries and are not lagging behind at all. ”
Shen Lingling said: "Japan is also a monarchy, and the emperor is their head of state. In Japan you can scold anyone. The only thing you can do is not to scold the emperor, because the emperor is a god in Japan. ”
"Other developed monarchies include Spain, the Netherlands, Sweden, Norway, Denmark......" Shen Shanshan counted with her fingers.
Shen Lingling said: "Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Qatar and other oil-selling countries in West Asia are also monarchies. ”
"Our immediate neighbors, Thailand and Brunei, too." Shen Shanshan said.
"I didn't expect there to be so many emperors in the world." Li Ting's eyes widened in surprise, and then said to Li Yi: "Brother, you are preparing to immigrate to a monarchy country. And then make a positive change, overthrow the original king, and set himself up as a king? ”
"Is this really good?" Shen Shanshan asked.
"Will a group of foreigners listen to you when they see you kill their king?" Shen Lingling was equally worried.
"Even if someone is willing to listen to you, international public opinion will not recognize your status, right?" Li Ting said.
Li Yi said with a smile: "We must pay attention to ways and means in everything, and it will definitely not work to kill other people's kings directly." Sister, let's give you an example. For example, we all immigrated to Japan......"
Li Ting pouted and said, "Okay, Li Yi, your kid not only wants to commit treason, but also goes to Japan." Your conscience is simply fed to the dogs! ”
Li Yi said: "I'm just giving an example, and if you want to destroy the enemy, you have to go inside the enemy, don't you want to destroy Japan?" ”
"We're all Japanese, so how can we destroy Japan?" Li Ting asked.
Li Yi said: "The Japanese imperial family now has very few men, and when we come to Japan, we can push for Japanese legislation so that women can also be emperors." The United Kingdom, the Netherlands, Denmark and other countries are all headed by queens, so this is not uncommon. ”
"What can Japan do if it allows a woman to be emperor? It doesn't have anything to do with us. Li Ting continued.
Li Yi said: "At this time, you need to play. You can make the Japanese crown prince, the future emperor, fall in love with you. And then marry you. In this way, as soon as the old emperor dies and the new emperor ascends the throne, you will become the empress of Japan. ”
"Bah, why don't you go to Japan to be a queen?" Li Ting's eyes widened.
"Because in Japan. A man can't be a queen. Not only will you have to be the empress in Japan, but you will also have to give birth to a child for the emperor. Li Yi said.
Shen Shanshan blinked and said, "Sister Xiaoting married a Japanese, and she has to give birth to a child for the Japanese, which is too much of a loss." Brother-in-law, you have been working on it for a long time to come up with such a bad idea? ”
Shen Lingling said: "If it were me." I would never give birth to a Japanese child. ”
"I won't give life to the Japanese!" Li Ting pursed her mouth angrily, "Li Yi, do you want to die?" ”
Li Yi hurriedly said: "Don't worry, I haven't finished my words yet." ”
"But Sister Xiaoting gave birth to a child for the Japanese." Shen Lingling said.
Li Yi said: "That's right, the child born by Xiaoting is the next heir of the Japanese imperial family and has the right to inherit the throne." When her child is born, the Japanese imperial family will suffer from a strange disease, dying one after another. Not long after, the emperor also died, and the throne could only be passed to Xiaoting's child, the child was the emperor, and Xiaoting became the queen mother of Japan. ”
"Huh?" Shen Shanshan and Shen Lingling opened their eyes wide, "Become the queen mother so soon?" ”
Li Ting opened her eyes wide and said, "Do you want to poison and assassinate the Japanese royal family and plot to usurp power?" ”
Shen Shanshan said: "It's not a pity for the Japanese to die, and the assassination will be assassination, as long as Sister Xiaoting can become the queen mother!" ”
Li Yi said: "Becoming the queen mother is not our goal, our goal is to become the emperor." So in a few years, the little emperor will die again, the imperial family will be empty, and the throne can only be passed back to the queen mother, and Xiaoting will become the empress of all Japan. ”
"Ha, you even killed my child?" Li Ting asked.
Shen Shanshan said: "It's okay to kill it, it's a Japanese anyway." ”
Shen Lingling said: "Sister Xiaoting is so miserable, she gave birth to a child to the Japanese, and the child is still dead." ”
"Hey, you two shut up, it's something that doesn't happen at all, okay!" Li Ting glared at the two little guys, thought about it again, and said: "Okay, I am the empress myself, it is better than being the queen mother, the child will die when he dies, and he can be reborn." Brother, and then what? ”
Li Yi said: "Then Her Majesty the Empress also died, and the throne can only be inherited by the Empress's brother, His Majesty Li Yi, that is, me." His Majesty Li Yi became the emperor and changed the name of the country to the Tang Dynasty, so the Tang Empire was born, and Japan was also wiped out by me. ”
"What?" Shen Shanshan and Shen Lingling opened their eyes together.
Dare to change the name of Japan and call it Datang, even if Japan is eliminated?
This is also too self-defeating!
"Li Yi, you bastard, you actually want to kill me together!" Li Ting roared and swung her fist at Li Yi.
Li Yi grabbed her hand and hugged her in his arms: "Don't worry, old sister, I will take care of my mother after you die." ”
"I'll fight with you!" Li Ting struggled in Li Yi's arms.
At this time, Lin Ruyu and Lin Ruxue also walked out of the study, and when they saw a few people making a mess, they couldn't help laughing: "What are you doing?" ”
Li Ting shouted: "Mom, little mom, come and beat Li Yi, this bastard, he wants to marry me to a Japanese." ”
Lin Ruyu smiled: "Is there any handsome guy in Japan that is suitable for my daughter?" ”
Li Ting said: "Mom, which way are you going, no matter how handsome you are, the Japanese don't have good things." ”
Lin Ruxue said: "Don't say it so absolutely, there are good people and bad people in any country, and Japan is the same." Xiaoting, who is your brother going to marry you to? ”
Shen Lingling said: "Brother-in-law wants to marry Sister Xiaoting to the Japanese royal family, and then destroy Japan." ”
"It's all married to the Japanese imperial family, how can you destroy Japan?" Lin Ruxue asked curiously.
As soon as Shen Shanshan told Li Yi's plan, Lin Ruyu and Lin Ruxue immediately laughed.
"Alright, let's stop making trouble." Li Yi patted his sister's head and held her in his arms, "But Xiaoting, if you want to be a queen, this is the easiest way, and the soldiers are bloodless." ”
"Everyone is dead, even I have been killed by you, and I am not bloody." Li Ting gave her brother a roll of the eyes.
"Brother-in-law, can the plan you said really be implemented?" Shen Lingling asked.
Li Yi said: "The Japanese imperial family's way of passing on the throne is more like ancient China than Europe, so even if the imperial family dies, it is still difficult for the queen mother to become the empress." What's more difficult is that now Japan is a constitutional monarchy, and the emperor has transferred most of the power, and he is a virtual monarch in name only, even if Xiaoting can become the empress, it will be difficult to take back the power. ”
"So you can't do it?" Shen Shanshan asked.
Li Yi said: "It's not absolute, it's man-made." Catherine II, the most famous empress of Russia, is a German girl who married in Germany. She made Russia truly the most powerful country in Europe, and in the hearts of the Russians, she was also the second generation of British rulers after Peter the Great. So if Xiaoting has enough ability, she can also dominate Japan. (To be continued.) )