Chapter 79: Let me show you my scolding skills

Wu Xing saw that this old guy was blatantly scolding, and naturally he would not say anything polite, he blurted out: "The old dog knows that the sun is clear and the moon is bright, but he is embarrassed by the child!" ”

"Hahahaha! That's right! That's right! Sorry to croak! ”

Wu Xing deliberately clenched his fists, pretending to be polite to Lao Wang: "Uncle, I agreed." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Lao Wang was so angry that his beard trembled, and then he came out of the upper link: "The two apes cut the wood deep in the mountains, see how the little monkey is based!" ”

Wu Xing opened his mouth and came: "A turtle is stuck in the mud, and I asked Lao Wang Ba how to get out of the trap." ”

"Haha! This kid is funny, really funny! The man next to him laughed again.

Lao Wang didn't expect Wu Xing to be so difficult, although he felt that the situation was not good, but in front of so many people, he was already difficult to ride a tiger, and I saw him come out with a gloomy face: "The hairless little cub knows a little about the Four Books and the Five Classics, and he is very bold!" ”

Wu Xing pursed his lips: "Old man, isn't it too much for you to scold people again and again?" ”

Lao Wang stiffened his neck and said, "Let's only treat the pair, don't ask anything else!" ”

Wu Xing rolled his eyes: "This is what you asked for, you listened to it - the toothless old dog can speak a few words, but his mouth is full of feces, and he will be 、、、!" ”

"Hahahaha! Good scolding! Good scolding! ”

Wu Xing said triumphantly: "Thank you for the compliment, the kid is ashamed." ”

He said this on his lips, but in his heart he thought: Isn't it just scolding? Who's afraid of whom? I scolded my master and brother all day long, and I have already practiced it, hmph, today I will let you see how strong my scolding skills are!

Lao Wang didn't take advantage of it a few times in a row, he had a feeling of wanting to vomit blood, for the sake of face, he could only grit his teeth and continue to make a couplet: "Hell is nine thousand feet deep, and I fell to death a little ant!" ”

Wu Xing opened his mouth and replied: "Dongting is eight hundred miles wide, and it can't drown the old dead duck." ”

"Haha, the meaning of the lower link is 'dead duck with a hard mouth', right!" The crowd laughed again.

The corners of Lao Wang's mouth twitched, and he blushed and said roughly: "You plant a locust tree in front of your house, and there is a little ghost sitting under the locust tree!" ”

"Your Excellency planted apricot blossoms behind the courtyard, and tender shoots stretched out from the apricot blossoms."

"Hahahaha! After sticking out the buds, the red apricots will come out of the wall, what a wonderful pair! It's much deeper than the meaning of the couplet! ”

Wu Xing deliberately glanced at Lao Wang a few times when he heard this, and then said with concern: "Uncle, I don't know if the eldest mother is alive?" If you're not, you don't have to worry about certain problems. ”

Lao Wang almost had a stroke in anger, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Wu Xing and yelled: "Children have no virtue! There is no sense of proportionality in gibberish! ”

Wu Xing snorted: "The old turtle has no taste, and it means that Sang scolds Huai is not a thing." ”

"You! Listen up - big rocks fall from the mountains and hit the little rabbits! Smash and smash his whole family! ”

"How dare you curse my whole family! Listen to the master - the red sun is rising underground, the old bastard! The east and the west 、、、 your mother! ”

"You, you—" Old Li was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Wu Xing said disdainfully: "What are you?" You were the one who scolded first, and so many people present heard it clearly, and now you finally know what it's like to inflict self-inflicted suffering, right? ”

"Uncle, this matter is your fault in the first place, why are you embarrassed to embarrass a child?"

"That's right, people just see the tricks, even if this kid scolds too hard, you can't blame him, Tong Yan is unscrupulous."

"Let's all stop, it's almost the New Year, why bother?"

Under the persuasion of everyone, Lao Wang, who knew that he was wrong, had no choice but to suppress his anger, in order to save face, he took out the money from his pocket and counted half of it and handed it to Wu Xing, and then shouted angrily: "You are here to rob business, everyone knows this, although the old man and I are not your opponent to the pair, but when writing couplets, you can't just look at the pair, but also look at calligraphy, little baby, do you dare to try calligraphy with me?" Smack-"

Lao Wang slapped all the rest of the money on the table when he said this: "If you win, all this money is yours!" And I personally apologize to you! If you lose, you not only have to return the money you just won to me, but also apologize to me, do you dare to compare? ”

Wu Xing looked at the more than forty yuan on the table, and said in his heart: This is what you asked for, you can't blame me for cheating you!

Wu Xing thought of this and nodded: "No problem, I'll compare with you." ”

When the people heard this, they all exploded:

"Little baby, go home quickly, Lao Wang's calligraphy is one of the best in our Jiashan Town, you are not his opponent."

"That's right, Lao Wang's words are recognized as good, this is not just a matter of talking, little baby, you better accept it when you see it!"

"Children, you are young, even if you have practiced calligraphy, you can't afford to be immersed in people for many years, listen to your aunt's advice, don't compare."

Hearing this, Wu Xing nodded to everyone again and again: "Thank you for your reminder, anyway, I won the money, if I lose this time, it is not a loss, as for apologizing, it is not a big deal, not to mention, I may not lose." ”

Wu Xing had already seen the sample of the couplet that Lao Wang placed on the table, and he had to admit that Lao Wang's calligraphy was indeed very good, but it was only very good, and Wu Xing felt that the other party was still a little bit behind himself compared to himself.

Although calligraphy pays attention to diligent writing and practice, there is also a thing called talent in the world, according to the words of Lao Li Tou, Wu Xing is a genius, and he learns everything quickly.

Therefore, even if Wu Xing has only practiced calligraphy for more than three years, it is not comparable to ordinary calligraphy families, and only those real calligraphers can win against him.

As soon as everyone saw Wu Xing's confident appearance, some people who didn't believe it shook their heads and sighed, as if they felt that Wu Xing was talking big. Others showed a look of surprise, they all wanted to see if Wu Xing was blind and arrogant.

A few middle-aged men and women with large backpacks looked at the sample couplets placed on the table and discussed:

"Sister Erya, do you think this couplet is well written?"

"This kind of thing should be asked to your second brother-in-law, he is very interested in calligraphy, and he should be able to see the good and the bad."

"Wife, don't praise me, I only occasionally study it, and I don't have much real skills, but the brush writing of this couplet is still quite good, at least much better than mine."

"Sangouzi, don't you like to collect calligraphy and paintings? What do you think of this couplet? ”

"My collection of calligraphy and paintings is going to be given to the old man, and I don't have any research on this aspect, so I can't see whether it's good or bad, but since the second brother-in-law said that these words are written well, it should be good."

As soon as a few people said this, a few people walked quickly in the distance, and Erya immediately said, "Look, the old man is here!" ”