"That doesn't make sense...... Obviously I am the victim......" Heihuo muttered to himself in his heart, and looked helplessly at Teacher Xiao Yong opposite. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Being taught by Lori is a very happy thing in the eyes of many people, but it's different if you're really in it.

"Little Black Fire, although I don't know how you used to get the upper echelons to deliberately open the back door for you, and you can indeed not come to the usual school, but don't you think it's rude to be late for so long on the first day of the school ceremony?"

"Yes, yes, Teacher Xiaoyong, I was wrong...... Sure enough, no matter how strong the student is, he can't hold his head up in front of the teacher.

"No, little black fire, your attitude is really insincere...... Twitter, croak, croak, ......"

Alas...... What an unfortunate thing...... obviously felt very troublesome in his heart, but in view of the "majesty" of the Lori teacher in front of him, Heihuo could only wail in his heart.

Alas...... What an unfortunate thing......

From the time he left the house in the morning, he couldn't remember how many times he had said it.

Okay, now let's talk about the unfortunate Mr. Uejo's education accident.

Incident 1: After going out, I accidentally stepped on a child's toy car. I fell and didn't say anything, in order to appease the crying child, I lost 2,000 yuan.

Incident 2: When walking, he accidentally stepped on the tail of his neighbor's vicious dog and was chased alive for ten minutes.

Event three, the tram was delayed.

Incident 4, on the tram, due to the sudden braking, he was angrily denounced as a "pervert" by the opposite sex at the level of an aunt, and was also rewarded with a slap......

I said, I know that I was born to be very unlucky, but I don't want to drive people to death...... After several twists and turns, Kamijo finally came to school, but due to the double blow to his mind and body on the way, Kamijo seemed very unenergetic.

"What are you doing? Uejo, do you still want to sneak up on the teacher from behind to play 'so high, so high'? ”

Yue Yong Xiaomeng, the head teacher of Shangjo as hemp.

has the same face as an elementary school student.,It's closer to Aoyama Xiaoyong.,It's just that the hair is a more cute pink.。 At this time, she was holding a large pile of thick folders in her hand.

"No, it won't! You're thinking too much! ”

Every time I talk about it, I always can't stop having a fever on my face.,When I came to school for the first time,Because I'm not familiar with Yue Yong Xiaomeng is his homeroom teacher.,And mistakenly took her as a primary school student.,Play "so high, so high",As a result, on the same day, Shangjo was chased and killed several streets by several members of the "Xiaomeng teacher's support group",And after school, the principal and other school executives talked for a long time.,Even almost dropped out of school.。

"Speaking of which, what's that piece of paper in this transparent folder? Shouldn't you have to do a surprise test right away? ”

Teacher Xiaomeng cast a cute contemptuous look at Shangtiao: "Shangjo, the teacher was also very disgusted with this kind of rectification when he was a student, so he wouldn't do this kind of thing." Hey, don't be so laid-back, hurry up. This is not a school job, but my friends from college asked me to collect paper materials, and I was helping over there~"

"What the hell is it?"

"It's not a difficult thing, it's about the topic of the AIM diffusion force field, and it's something that Kamijo should know very well."

Nonsense, Mr. Uejo is an absolute lv0, and he naturally has not been exposed to any AIM diffusion force field. Hey, wait, why is there a sense of foreboding?

Sure enough, Teacher Xiaomeng entered the teacher mode she liked.

"If you want to look a little like an adult, you have to work hard~ AIM is the English abbreviation of 'unconscious', which is a force field that naturally emits similar to the body temperature of an ability......"

So, is this also one of Mr. Uejo's misfortunes...... Looking at the little Meng teacher next to him who couldn't stop talking about the topic he didn't want to hear at all, Shangjo sighed resignedly.

After a few friends meet again, the unfortunate semester of Shangjo when Ma Xin officially begins.

"Okay, okay, everyone, hurry back to your seats, the class meeting is about to start~ Well, before the roll call, I will announce a big news, that is, from today onwards, we will increase the number of transfer students in our class - by the way, she is a girl~"

Suddenly, Uejo's unfortunate radar began to alarm violently again. An ordinary beautiful girl transfer student? Kidding, this setting has zero chance of the unfortunate Kamijo Dangma existing.

"I always feel ...... Something big is going to happen......"

Could it be the witch named Himejin Qiusha before? No, the world is so big, maybe it's Mikoto Misaka who lies about her age, or the surprise attack of the god cracking the fire, or maybe the real name of one party is called Yuriko Suzuko, or the angel with hidden wings descends......

"Not good! Why do you have any expectations? ”

"Uejo, why are you muttering there? In short, I just met with everyone first, and I will wait until after the opening ceremony to introduce myself in detail. Okay, transfer students, please-"

The door of the classroom was opened with a "bang" with Teacher Xiaomeng's words.

Who the hell is here...... Thinking so, Kamijo turned his gaze.

Standing in the doorway was a white nun with a tricolor cat in her arms.

"What......" Shangjo's mind went blank in an instant, please, this is no longer simply "unexpected", okay......

"Ah...... It's when hemp. Well, this is indeed the school where Dangma is located. I've been brought here, and it looks like I'm going to reward you later. Ignoring the strange glances of the students around her, Intix stroked the tricolor cat's head.

Well, now the upper strip has become the target of public criticism again.

Are you kid again...... Their eyes seemed to say so.

"Huh? What's going on? Seeing the white nun standing at the door, Yue Yong Xiaomeng was also stunned.

"Please, Miss Nun, I don't know where you got here! Transfer students aren't you! Okay, okay, get out of here......"

"Ah...... Oh, but, I haven't talked to me about breakfast yet......" It seemed that Intix was talking about something, but it was obvious that Teacher Moe didn't want to listen, and just pushed her out of the classroom. Speaking of which, Yue Yong Xiaomeng, who is the size of a toddler, pushes Intix, who is also the size of a toddler, and the scene is indeed a little weird.

"By the way," it seemed that he wanted to replace the two of them, and a girl with long black hair walked in, "The real transfer student is me, Himejin Qiusha." ”

"Huh? Himejin? Why you? Anyway, aren't you supposed to be with Xiaobai...... Forget it, no matter what, it's so good that it's the inconspicuous Himejin, and it's not the dress of a shrine maiden but an inconspicuous regular school uniform, it seems that God hasn't abandoned me......" Kamijo was already about to cry at this time.

"Your lines don't feel malicious, but why do they sound so uncomfortable......" An expressionless Himejin walked in front of Uejo and stomped on his instep hard by the way.

Seemingly...... My misfortune is still not over......

At this time, the white nun was staring at a meal ticket vending machine in a daze. Holding the 2,000 yuan taxi fare given by Teacher Xiaomeng in her hand, she was hungry.

However, in the eyes of normal people, it seems to be an ordinary vending machine that can no longer be normal, but it has become her nightmare. In any case, Intix could not afford to withdraw the two thousand dollars that the machine had eaten.

In fact, it's as simple as pressing a button.

Inticus, who had been troubled, was on the verge of crying. At this moment, she felt someone behind her tap on her shoulder.

"That...... Just press a button and you're good to go......"

"Huh?" The white nun turned her head in confusion, and there was a man wearing a short-sleeved blouse and a blue skirt, but a man's red tie and a blue and white uniform. If there were other students here, they would definitely wonder which school this girl was.

After finally receiving the lost two thousand dollars, Intix cheered, and immediately cast a respectful look at the girl.

"Thank you, your name is ......"

"Wind slashes ice blooms." The girl smiled.

(Ask for recommendations...... Yesterday, I just finished the big exam and died back to code words. ）