Chapter 86: Bird Hunting
Xu Shu stroked his beard and laughed on the side: "Yun Chang catches birds, and he is also a man in temperament." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Liu Bei shook his head and sighed: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm afraid that the matter of the Great Demon King Wu Xiong will be postponed." ”
Xu Shu said: "Lord, don't worry, this person lives on the side of Cao Cao and Dong Zhuo, and it should be them who can't sleep now." ”
Liu Bei nodded and said, "Strategist, what you said is extremely true. As the saying goes, people who have no long-term concerns must have near-term worries, and we should also take precautions as early as possible. ”
Xu Shu said: "Don't worry, the lord and Zhang are here, and the thief doesn't dare to act rashly." ”
Liu Bei sighed: "I heard that this person is ruthless, the people are fishy, forcibly recruit female soldiers, and provide their own entertainment, he is really an adulterous person, and I want to get rid of him as soon as possible." ”
Xu Shu immediately saluted: "Lord, Xu Shu swears allegiance to the death." ”
Liu Bei nodded, waved his hand, and then the two withdrew from the hall.
At that time, only Zhao Xiaoche and Zhang Fei were left in this lobby. I don't know where to get a capture bag, Zhang Fei rushed around the lobby, the bird was so smart, a few back and forth, all escaped at the critical moment, tired Zhang Fei panting.
Zhao Xiaoche waited on the side, he carefully recalled what happened when he came in, what he didn't expect was that the bird also crossed in by mistake.
It's really hot.
There is no equipment over there, now, the doors and windows in the council hall are closed, and several guards are on standby, Zhao Xiaoche and Zhang Fei are running around in the hall, they don't believe it, they can't catch this stinky bird.
After about half an afternoon, after countless catches, Zhao Xiaoche finally chased and threw a chess piece, the crow was frightened and flew down, and Zhang Fei, who had prepared early, suddenly attacked and finally caught it in one net. This bird trap is different from the ordinary, after the transformation of the bird was caught, it was quickly pulled with a hanging rope and sealed.
In this way, even if this crow tosses desperately, he can't run.
Someone brought a bird cage, saying that it was originally used to raise parrots, but the parrot was never used again after it died, and Zhao Xiaoche did not hesitate to put the crow in with its wings.
Then close the cage door. Twist with wire.
The raven crowed, and wretched, and shook its wings, and then many feathers fell from its wings. As if he knew that he had been caught, after fluttering for a while, he stopped and looked at Zhao Xiaoche blankly, as if he still had tears in his eyes.
"Stinky bird, look at you still playing tricks on me."
Zhao Xiaoche scolded.
Then he ordered people to take advantage of this bird, and starved for ten days and eight days!
The guard sighed, scratched his head, and said General Guan, if he was really hungry for ten days and eight days, wouldn't this bird be going to die.
Zhao Xiaoche glared at him.
Zhang Fei on the side said: "What nonsense, the second brother means to punish it, I didn't say that I really want it to die, the second brother is kind and loyal, Hugh will be wrong to be proud." ”
The guard nodded, his face timid, and while bending down respectfully, he stammered, "What the general said, what the general said." ”
In this way, Zhao Xiaoche was able to solve the hatred in his heart, this big black bird, while he was not paying attention, followed him to the Three Kingdoms, and his ability was not small. Luckily, he's quick.
After this matter was done, Xiao Che invited Zhang Fei to drink a lot of wine, the taste of ancient wine was as light as water, with a slight spicy feeling, unlike the current liquor that has a degree, containing alcohol, and I will be dizzy after drinking a few or two, Zhang Fei has a large amount, bowl after bowl, and half a jar of wine has already been swallowed in less than an hour, and his eyes are red at this time, and he is drunk.
Speaking of the second brother, there is really nothing to say about the love between our brothers.
Xiao Che smiled slightly, his long beard swayed slightly, and said Why do brothers see each other like this, I should thank the third brother.
This time, I invited Zhang Fei to drink, one of which was to thank him for helping to catch the stinky bird today, which was really happy; The second is that he wants to enhance his relationship with Zhang Fei, after all, he has been in the Three Kingdoms for so long, and in times of repeated crises, Zhang Fei has come forward, he regards Xiao Che as a brother, and naturally he will also compare his heart to heart. Third, it's about the traces of the blood corpse, the day is approaching the countdown, worried about his own situation, he has to sacrifice the blood corpse, this is Xiao Che's protector, but it was discovered by mistake, and the result is nowhere to be found, not how important this guy is, at this time he urgently needs treasure, if he explores the tomb again, there is a blood corpse, and he can basically move forward.
Even if you encounter another big zongzi, you can also PK one-on-one. This makes them much less risky.
Raised the wine glass and drank it all, Zhang Fei was in a happy mood at that time, humming a little tune, the time had come, he asked Zhang Fei tentatively, after all, the matter of blood corpse is not trivial, I didn't expect him to say first, blood corpse?
What is a bloody corpse?
Zhao Xiaoche said: "Alas, third brother, it's the guy you saw in my house last time. Later, didn't you invite an old fairy? ”
Zhao Xiaoche reminded.
"That bloody thing?"
As soon as he heard this, Zhang Fei's eyes suddenly widened, and the wine on the table was a bowl of wine, and his throat was rumbling, and he followed the rhythm of the Adam's apple and passed through his intestines.
Zhao Xiaoche was looking forward to it.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Fei said: "Second brother, what are you looking for that bloody corpse." ”
Zhao Xiaoche: "It's useful. ”
Zhang Fei lifted a bowl of wine, drank it all, and said: "This kind of evil thing, you can't keep it, but," At this time, Zhang Fei stood up, staggered, a smell of wine, at this time he was already drunk, burping, and said, "Since the second brother asked, then I will say, it's there, it's .........."
With a pop, he fell to the ground.
Zhao Xiaoche hurriedly got up and wanted to help him up, but he was really startled, thinking that something was wrong with the third brother, and then, hearing the gradual snoring, Zhao Xiaoche sighed and said, "It turned out that I was asleep." ”
His snoring was louder than the engine.
At first, there was some wheezing, then it was like the engine was lit, and the whole hall was immediately filled with snoring.
It seems that it is time to install earbuds.
ordered someone to take the quilt and cover it for Zhang Fei, the snoring sound was really boring, so it didn't matter.
sighed, and was about to leave, his footsteps were hurried, and he almost stepped on the threshold, when he heard a voice: "Bloody man, he is here, he is ........."
Well?
Zhao Xiaoche turned his head.
The third brother didn't sleep?
His footsteps quickly retracted, and when he came to the soft couch, he saw Zhang Fei staring and snoring, and Xiao Che shouted a few times on the side. He muttered without seeing a reaction.
The third brother is asleep.
Immediately recalled the allusion of the Three Kingdoms, Zhang Fei slept with his eyes open, and instantly understood what was going on, and he was also talking in his dream.
In a flash of inspiration, Zhao Xiaoche asked tentatively, third brother, third brother, tell me quickly, where is the blood corpse.
"West, West........."
Zhang Fei said in his dream and turned around.
"Where to the west?"
Zhao Xiaoche was excited, and his heart was overjoyed.