Chapter 81: A beautiful woman
Sitting on the train to Shicheng, Tu Hao closed his eyes and rested. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Well, the reason why he is like this is because he really thinks that the molecule who pretends to be 13 on the other side is too unbearable to look at.
This goods, as soon as he got in the car, began to attack the beautiful woman sitting next to him.
First of all, I deliberately took out the fruit 6s and shook it there, as if I couldn't afford the special water.
In fact, Tu Hao really wanted to spray him, Nima, the fruit is rotten in 6s, okay?
Of course, as a very literate young man, Tu Hao is very disdainful of saying anything to this kind of pretending 13 elements who have no IQ and can't keep up with the times.
That's too bad for you, isn't it?
Seeing that this had no effect, a piece of watch was revealed.
It is often said that a man has three things that can show his status: a watch, a belt, and a tie.
Tu Hao doesn't like to wear suits, so he has no interest in ties and belts, but he is still a little interested in watches.
Therefore, since he won the jackpot, he has also learned some knowledge of world famous watches.
Of course, he only understands a little.
"I said beauty, do you know how much my watch costs?"
Hearing this, Tu Hao directly closed his eyes and began to close his eyes to recuperate. He really can't stand it, and he is too special to embarrass a man.
If murder is not illegal, such a shameful guy for his male compatriots, Tu Hao feels that he is very likely to throw him out of the window directly.
You take a piece of Casio electronic watch, which door are you pretending?
"More than 800 pieces! Do you know more than 800? ”
After hearing this 13 man's words. Tu Hao was so disgusted that he was about to vomit, not to mention the beautiful woman sitting next to the 13 men.
So the beauty stood up directly and sat down next to Tu Hao, who closed his eyes and recuperated.
Tu Hao naturally felt that the beauty was sitting over. Although he was recuperating with his eyes closed, his nose was still very smart.
That faint body fragrance mixed with a light perfume smell, well, it tastes really good, fresh and pleasant.
However, Tu Hao was still closing his eyes and recuperating, and he did not change because the beautiful woman sat over. Not even the posture has changed at all.
Tu Hao now wanted to open his eyes and see the 13-year-old man's expression. I really want to tell him, I know what is the highest state of pretending to be 13?
That's as it is now, the beauty is upside down.
Of course. It would be even better if the beauty could take the initiative to speak.
The beauty did not disappoint Tu Hao, and said, "This gentleman, can you stop pretending?" You two are playing dumb. A pretend. Just to strike up a conversation with me, right? ”
Tu Hao, who closed his eyes and recuperated, heard this, and suddenly changed from that faint superiority to a look of surprise.
Tu Hao's appearance, in the eyes of beauties, has become a default.
So, the beauty continued: "I've seen a lot of pickling skills like you two." It's not technical at all. Hmph, I still want to deceive this girl. It's really blind. ”
Although Tu Hao disagrees with this beauty's analysis, he still agrees with her blindness.
Nima. Lao Tzu must have gone out today and didn't look at the yellow calendar, and he was blind.
It's okay to see a pretending man, but I also see a woman who feels good about herself.
The key is that he was scolded as a blind fool, this Nima is too much of a back, right?
Also, I haven't said a word since I sat here, okay? How did this happen to me?
This is the legendary disaster of innocence?
Looking at Tu Hao's face that changed from surprise to warm anger, the beauty raised her head and said with disdain and smugness: "What, I was right by me, and I was annoyed and angry?" ”
"You're talking to me?" Tu Hao suppressed the anger in his heart, stared at the beauty and asked.
"It's not." The beauty replied lightly: "I'm talking to you two." If you don't know how to pick up girls, don't use other people's moves, you are purely drawing dogs, not anti-dogs. ”
Looking at the beauties around him, Tu Hao looked up and down.
No wonder people often say that people should not be disguised.
You said that this beauty has long legs, bee waist, hips, golden ratio s figure, pure face, and a pure beauty in a photo on the Internet, how can she talk like this?
It shouldn't be!
Could it be that when I went out today, I opened the door in the wrong posture?
Well, it must be so. It's all to blame on Jiang Keqing's tigress, otherwise he would definitely not have met these two strange things in front of him.
Thinking that when he left home to open the door today, Jiang Keqing, who was mopping the floor, stabbed himself with a cloth from behind, and then the hand that opened the door slipped and the store opened, and then he almost made a fuss and flew out of the door.
Tu Hao determined the reason why he encountered these two strange things today.
Alas!
Tu Hao sighed heavily.
One is to feel depressed about meeting such a strange person. Second, there is really nothing there can do about Jiang Keqing.
That day, after he found a little clue about the Ling family, he discussed with Jiang Keqing to come to Shicheng.
Jiang Keqing, who had already met Lin Yun'er, immediately took off her gentle disguise and began to go crazy. suspects that he is going to have a private meeting with Lin Yun'er.
If it weren't for Tu Hao's vows to make a tirade, Jiang Keqing would never have been as simple as just stabbing him with a mop.
Tu Hao was a little annoyed, why do you say that a woman's nose is so smart?
I want to meet Lin Yun'er, but is that by the way?
I really have something serious to do!
Alas!
This sigh was not from Tu Hao, but from the 13 man opposite.
This sigh pulled Tu Hao back from dozens of kilometers away, and he heard the 13 man say: "This young lady, you are really naturally beautiful, and you can see through this little trick of the two of us at a glance." Awesome, awesome, admire, admire. ”
"We are veterans of flowers, and we have never missed a hundred shots, and we are known as the industrious bee combination. Today it was actually planted in the hands of the beauty, what a great fate. You see that you and I have such a deep fate, am I fortunate to have a good chat with you, Miss, in a hotel room after getting off the bus? ”
"Maybe from now on, the fate between us will become a constant tussle, and the reason will be chaotic. Implicated, fetters and fetters, thousands of miles of marriage are tied up in a thread, and the world lasts forever. ”
Oh!
Tu Hao's head is big!
This product is just like this beauty said, it's really a problem with the brain!
But just when Tu Hao was extremely depressed, the beauty spoke: "You two are actually a hard-working bee combination? ”
Looking at the beauty with a surprised and look, Tu Hao was dumbfounded.
Are hardworking bee groups famous?
Isn't this the 13-year-old man talking nonsense?
Just when Tu Hao's eyes widened in surprise, the beauty said again: "Then you are the little prince Okamoto in the industrious bee group?" ”
The little prince of Okamoto? I'm also the little prince of Durex!
Seeing the beauty staring at herself with a look of adoration, Tu Hao's already wide eyes widened again?
What is this Nima?
The beauty continued, "Little Prince Okamoto, I'm so happy to see you. I have a sister who once discussed life with you and said that you are so amazing! People listened to her description, oops, so envious. Little Prince Okamoto, are you going to Stone Castle? If you don't get to Stone City, can I invite you to dinner? ”
Ahem, ahem.
The 13 man deliberately coughed a few times, and then said, "This beauty, isn't my little prince Durex powerful?" Didn't your sister mention me to you? ”
"I mentioned it! I also admire you little prince Durex, but people don't like those perverted postures and methods. People still prefer the little prince Okamoto! ”
As the beauty spoke, she actually took the initiative to stretch out her hands and hold Tu Hao's arm, and her entire body almost fell on top of him.
Beauty upside down, is this really there?
I went, just now I secretly blamed myself for not looking at the yellow calendar when I went out, it turns out that there is such a big benefit not to see it?
Since the beauty takes the initiative to post upside down, although there can be no excessive performance on the train, but this kind of beauty is in her arms, just smelling the fragrance and listening to the compliments of the beauty, it is also a kind of enjoyment!
Therefore, Tu Hao was not exposed, but hummed and deliberately admitted his identity as the little prince of Okamoto. (To be continued.) )