Chapter 995: Why are you willing to gamble and lose?
"yes!" Lao Fu and Lao Jiang sighed, "Who said it wasn't?" However, the two of us, the pen is not good, if you want to be able to fight their fuses and fangs, you have to say it! ”
He smiled indifferently: "I really want to compete with this big python!" It's just that there are too many disturbing things on my body now, and it's rare to calm down, use my pen from my heart, and have a good competition with this guy. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info*/copy URL accesshtt%77%77%77%2e%76%6f%64%74%77%2e%63%6f%6dOn the contrary, this python has a very quiet environment, and it has formed a very complete offensive and defensive system and food chain around it. So ......"
"Mr. Tang, don't worry!" At this time, Lao Fu played the role of "shame and courage", and quickly responded, "We will do our best to clear the periphery and escort you." One is to create a relaxed and quiet environment for you. If there is anything, Lao Jiang and I must take on more responsibilities and try not to cause you trouble. The second is that we can bring the flames of war to their ground. Don't they always want to hide in the shadows and sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight? We forced them out, as long as this big python came out of the cave, and then wanted to sleep soundly and hurt people with hidden arrows, it would not be so easy. When the time comes, we'll use fatigue tactics to bring it down, and then we'll find an opportunity to help you cut off its fangs and fuses in one fell swoop, and it won't be around for a few days! ”
"Good, good!" He gave a thumbs up and did not hesitate to praise words, "Lao Fu is Lao Fu, just after self-examination, he quickly entered the state!" These two methods are well said, even defending and attacking, if these two points are really achieved, this big python will not be a python but a rabbit, as the so-called, the rabbit's tail ......"
"It won't last!" Lao Fu and Lao Jiang responded loudly, the three of them laughed together, opened a new bottle of cannon, raised the bottle and touched each other, making a crisp sound, and then drank it all.
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Time flies, an hour passes in the blink of an eye.
Take a look at Jiang Hongli's "King of Singer Competition", which is also coming to an end. These guys can really make a fuss, and they are smart enough to ask Zhongwei and the three "professionals" to score them. In this way, everyone was convinced, and just by the time they stepped on the point for an hour, the top three had already been evaluated.
It is said that the police and bandits are a family, and there is some truth in it. Especially their gang of criminal policemen, the so-called knives, guns, sticks, blowing, pulling, playing and singing, everything can come. Therefore, in the top three evaluations, there are still two on the hunter team's side, and there is only one investigation team.
Lao Jiang's face was a little unbearable, he had previously won the top three in the "Clear Ploughing and Rain Reading" spelling, and only one member of the investigation team was selected, and now he sings like this. But the number of the investigation team is three times that of the hunter team. In response to the old saying, "The soldiers are not many, but the fine". So, to put it bluntly, I really lost today!
Even though he was praised as "Lu Fan" by Thangka just now, in such a situation where he lost all the games, he still couldn't get over the hurdles in his heart. So, before leaving, the leader of Jiang Da blushed and took the initiative to propose to fight with Lao Fu to see if Lao Fu dared to fight.
When Lao Fu heard this, he was immediately happy, laughed and said, "Okay! Old Jiang, I've been waiting for your words for a long time, and I still think that if you don't mention it, I'll mention it! Fight, absolutely fight! Say, what is the method of warfare? ”
Lao Jiang let out a sigh of relief, "Let's do this, let's have the simplest and most direct method, don't delay everyone's rest time, just take twenty small cannons, pour them all into a basin, let's see who drinks it in one go, how about it?" ”
"Good! This is good! Lao Fu didn't even frown, he agreed happily, and took the initiative to increase the size, "However, since it is a competition, then we have to talk about the rules, you say, right?" ”
Old Jiang stomped his foot vigorously, "No problem!" Since I mentioned the general direction, the specific rules are up to you! ”
"Good!" Lao Fu clapped his hands, "Then I'll mention two!" First, since it's a race, in addition to drinking it all in one go, you have to time it! Otherwise, the speed of drinking back is about the same, everyone says that they are faster, and there is no criterion for judging, and the winner and defeat will not be clear, what do you say? ”
"Hmm!" Lao Jiang couldn't help but nodded, "This standard is well raised, and there must be a time." Then let's not alarm Mr. Tang, just ask Anchor Zhang and Anchor Shi to time the two of us respectively, and then ask Anchor Zhong to be the chief referee, do you think it's okay? ”
"Good, good!" Lao Fu responded, "This is not only fair, but also can mobilize enthusiasm, so it's decided!" ”
Old Jiang laughed loudly: "That's good! If you have any other requirements, you can put them together! ”
Lao Fu smiled, "There is another request, which is also very necessary." Since it is drunk with a plate, there is a possibility that the wine will spill. This sprinkles a lot and sprinkles a little, but there is skill. So, in order to put an end to this trick of stealing and tricking, I suggest that you don't allow spilling alcohol, just spill a drop from the corner of your mouth, and add two more seconds to the timer, you see? ”
"Uh-huh!" Lao Jiang responded, "This is also necessary!" If you don't have this, you desperately give the wine out, and you can't compare! Well, I just said that the anchor will be the chief referee, so I asked her to focus on this, and supervise whether we are spilling the bar? ”
"Good!" Lao Fu was arrogant, "Then it's decided?" ”
"It's set! Big husband spits a nail in one mouth! "Lao Jiang is also ambitious, it seems that he really can't afford to lose, so he has to take advantage of this game to get back a city.
At this time, Fu and Jiang looked at Thangka at the same time, for fear that he would not agree, so they asked almost in unison, "Mr. Tang, is it okay to compare like this?" Or would you give us orders? ”
Thangka smiled and picked up his hand, "What about the problem, there really isn't." However, I would like to remind you two that you have really drunk a lot tonight, and you two are the main generals in your respective teams, so it is no problem to throw off your arms and compete, but you also have to do what you can. Don't drink the wine and the people will pour it, and if you don't wake up, then we people should be in a hurry......"
"Mr. Tang, don't worry! This little wine is definitely not poured! Lao Fu and Lao Jiang clapped their chests at the same time, and still played the guarantee in unison.
"That's good!" Thangka smiled slightly, "Since that's the case, let's get started." However, don't let me be this commander, my palms and backs are full of meat, just look at it. Didn't you just ask the anchor of Zhongda to be the chief referee? Let her give the order, what do you say? ”
"That's fine!" Fu and Jiang responded, and then shouted, "Brothers, is the big pot ready, pour the wine!" ”
"Ready!" Some of the team members had already found two large basins with beer bottles, opened twenty bottles of small cannons each, and poured them all into it with a "knock knock". Jiang Hongli also volunteered to be the wine supervisor at this time, urging the brothers who poured the wine on both sides to raise the bottle vigorously, and not a drop could fall.
"That's it!" Zhong Wei stood in the middle of the two large basins at this time, and raised his hand high, "The final competition has officially begun!" Take your seat, get ready, and drink! ”
When the two of them heard Zhongwei call "each in place", they had already firmly held the basin in their hands, and when they called "ready", they quickly raised their necks, and when they heard "drink", there was almost no pause, just like a cow drinking, swallowing without stopping for half a second.
No, I'm going to say it's "pouring". Listening to the sound of "coo-dong-coo" is even more spectacular than just pouring out of twenty bottles.
Only in an instant, except for Thangka, the three beautiful anchors, Huo Xiaogongzi and Wu Daya, everyone was divided into two factions, each cheering loudly for their main place, and for a while, the sound was earth-shattering, and they couldn't wait to lift the glass dome of "before the flower and under the moon".
Of course, the investigation team has a large number of people and a loud voice, and it suddenly occupies an absolute advantage. However, the Hunter team seems to have been prepared for this, and instead of the kind of chaotic cheering, it is a very neat and organized "Settle the game!" Come on! Come on! Pay the game! It was both short and powerful, and it actually fought a "bloody road" in the chaotic cheering of the investigation team.
It seems that this is the embodiment of tactical literacy! It's no wonder that the Hunters won in all directions today, judging from "working together" and "winning more with less" alone, they have already won!
Looking at Lao Fu and Lao Jiang again, when they drank a lot of wine, they had already blushed without exception, and it seemed that they had already been let out, and the previous competition was not counted, just pointing to this one to determine the final win or lose!
At this time, Thangka picked up his hand, as if "it has nothing to do with him, hang it high".
In fact, according to common sense, he should indeed be out of business, hanging high, as he just said, "the palms and backs of the hands are all meat", and it is not appropriate to help either end now. The most suitable should be to not help anyone, just watch quietly like watching the show.
After all, no matter which one end, if there is even the slightest bias, it will cause dissatisfaction on the other side. For him, the commander-in-chief, the gains outweigh the losses. Since ancient times, it has been difficult for Qing officials to cut off family affairs, not to mention that these two brothers were originally a family. Therefore, instead of being a clean official, it is better to be a mixed official, which is the best choice.
However, this is just the general opinion. For Thangka, what he thinks is beyond the reach of ordinary people.
In fact, just now, when Fu and Jiang loudly ordered their subordinates to pour wine, he glanced at Lao Fu quietly.
To say that Lao Fu has been following him for a lot of time after all, so he reacted quite quickly, knowing that he wanted to express a different meaning, so he didn't dare to slack off, so he waited for the "chief of the lineage" to give an order.
Thangka knew that Lao Fu was looking at him, so he smiled and made two movements.
In the first action, he was holding a bottle of small cannon in his hand at that time, and first flicked the mouth of the bottle with his fingers, but did not make any sound. Just when Lao Fu was puzzled, he flicked the mouth of the bottle again. It's just that this time it's different from the last time, and it makes a crisp sound very clearly.
In the second action, he seemed to want to put down the bottle in his hand, but I don't know why, he hesitated a little when he put it down, he didn't put it down completely, and picked it up again. Soon, however, with a great deal of determination, he put the bottle down and never touched it again.
Lao Fu, who is well-informed and astute, can see what this means at once.
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