Chapter 89: Book a cameo
Xiao Yu patted Wei Shuo and smiled, "I really sympathize with you." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Then Xiao Yu finally told what made Wei Shuo ashamed. The way to charge a demon can be so simple and wonderful! Just insert the tubing into the mailbox port on the butt of the car and rub it. It only takes about ten minutes, and the refueling work can be completed in a relaxed and happy way, and the refueling power is long-lasting.
Wei Shuo was thrilled when he heard this, and secretly wondered if he would implement this good method of benefiting others and himself? Once this happens, in the face of the demon girls, paying wages will become what he is most willing to do. I just don't know if they can say yes. After another thought, Wei Shuo thought obscenely, what if they became addicted, he still couldn't afford it! There are too many of them.
In this way, Wei Shuo, Xiahou, and Xiao Yu formed a group, and they could finally rest assured that they had been tested last year, Wei Shuo comforted Xiao Yu and said: "If you join us, you can rest assured that you can turn your back on me, and we can pinch our waists with both hands for our partners." ”
"Hey, that's called a two-ribbed knife."
"Eh, a fool only inserts a knife, I'll pinch my waist and shout cheers for you."
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It was another bright weekend, because of the approaching mid-term exams, Fang Yuxin and Ye Zihui went to self-study early. At three o'clock in the morning, Wei Shuo was still sleeping lazily, and the phone rang, it was Xiaolan calling. Wei Shuo picked up and said, "Sister Xiaolan, the money I owe you will definitely be repaid in the future, I have been short of money recently." ”
Xiaolan said: "Don't talk nonsense, do my sister a favor, you don't have to pay back the money." ”
Wei Shuo said: "I won't do anything illegal!" ”
Xiaolan said angrily: "You are sick, I can let you do something illegal!" ”
Wei Shuo said obscenely: "I know, you are too lonely and want to find me to accompany you, I am very expensive." ”
Xiaolan roared: "It's not over you, come and wait for me at the school gate, I'll be there soon, and I'll talk about it when I get there." ”
Not long after, Wei Shuo got into Xiaolan's car, and the car drove directly to the highway outside the city. Wei Shuo said in a panic: "Sister, what are you doing here, I still have my last words to explain to my family." ”
Xiaolan said with a cold face: "I'll just say it once, you remember." Your sister and I are not young, and my family has been forcing me to go on a blind date. I lied to them that I had a boyfriend and my mom told me to take it home today. I was so busy saying yes, and then I forgot about it. It wasn't until my mom called me just now to ask where I was going, and I said on the road, you hold me steady, I have to drive faster. ”
Yes? This plot is so old-fashioned. Hearing that this was the reason, Wei Shuo teased: "Don't you watch movies? According to the law of plot development, those who pretend to be lovers can pretend to be dressed until the end. ”
Xiaolan glanced at Wei Shuo and said playfully, "Do you think it's possible for you?" ”
Well, you win. Wei Shuo felt that he was really bored.
For the next two days, Wei Shuo's entire task was to pretend to be Mao Lilan's boyfriend, accompany her home for dinner and then spend the night. Of course, Xiaolan has bought all the things, and Wei Shuo only needs to take the props she prepared to cooperate with him in a play. After Wei Shuo's bargaining, relatives and friends, and internal prices, in addition to the 1,000 yuan he owed Xiaolan that he didn't have to pay back, Xiaolan had to pay him another 2,000 yuan in employment fees.
Then, Wei Shuo regretted why he felt good about himself and asked why he found himself.
Xiaolan's explanation is: The family always forces her to go on a blind date, she has no plans in this regard for the time being, and she doesn't want to listen to the nagging of the family, so Xiaolan, who has always been a hardliner, said, if you force me again, I will find a woman casually. As a result, the family is tougher than her, as long as it is a person, she must bring one back. Xiaolan had no choice, so she had to take it home. These are all easy to understand, and the key is the last sentence, "I'm going to take you to slap them in the face and let them know the consequences of lowering the demand." ”
Wei Shuo was congested for a while after listening.
In short, this is a task that requires Wei Shuoxiu's lower limit, and according to Xiaolan's purpose, he should try to behave as unlikable as possible. When Wei Shuoxun asked what he needed to pay attention to, Xiao Lan hesitated slightly, and then said softly: "You usually do what you do, don't hide it, you have an innate talent in attracting people to hate." ”
It's still heartbroken, and it's all tears.
The car drove into SH City, and Wei Shuo scolded, "You don't want to stay in a big city, and go to our small city to compete with us for that employment rate, it's really a femme fatale." ”
The car drove for a while before it came to a large house. Wei Shuo scolded again, SH has built such a big house in this place where every inch of land is valuable, I don't know how many people's fat and ointment have been looted by the previous generation.
Wei Shuoti carried the gift prepared by Xiaolan into the courtyard. Xiaolan shouted, "Mom, I'm back." ”
Before the words fell, a middle-aged woman with an apron trotted out all the way. When Wei Shuo saw the visitor, he stuffed the things in his hand to the middle-aged woman, and instructed to put all the things in the house, don't break them, this thing is expensive. Wei Shuo rubbed his shoulders and said to himself, "I'm tired to death, someone finally takes over." ”
But immediately, Wei Shuo found that the middle-aged woman's face was pale, and she froze there. He turned around suspiciously and asked, "Xiaolan, why is your nanny so slow to react?" ”
Xiaolan coughed in a low voice and said, "She's my mother!" Mom, he's my boyfriend Wei Shuo. ”
"Oops. Auntie is good, aunt is good. Wei Shuo hurriedly took the middle-aged woman's hand and said, "Look at you, an underground worker, who is so deep hidden at home. You can take these things, you're welcome, it's just a little heavy, and you should exercise. ”
The middle-aged woman turned around and entered the house without saying a word, and Wei Shuo found that Xiaolan secretly gave him a thumbs up and nodded slightly. Wei Shuo wondered, did I do something? Are you praising me?
In the house, lunch has been prepared, and Xiaolan's father has been waiting inside for a long time. Wei Shuo looked around, the room was very spacious, there were no servants, and the dishes on this table were all made by Xiaolan's mother. On the north wall of the house, the rectangular dining table was surrounded by five chairs, and Wei Shuo secretly asked, could it be that Xiaolan still has brothers and sisters? She didn't mention it.
In other words, a rectangular dining table has a disadvantage, that is, it is difficult for people sitting at both ends of the long side to pick up the food at the other end. Wei Shuo, who has always been kind, consciously sat in this bad position. Suddenly, he shuddered, and found that Xiaolan's parents and Xiaolan were not looking at him well. Wei Shuoqi said: "It's okay, I'll just sit here, you're welcome." ”
Xiaolan whispered, "The place you sit in is my grandfather's." ”
Wei Shuo thought indignantly, you bully the old man so much, so that people can't get food. But how did he know that this was the lord's seat.
Before Xiaolan's words fell, the old man's voice came from Wei Shuo's side, full of anger, "Don't worry, don't worry, our country pays the most attention to fairness, justice, democracy and freedom, the little brother comes to the house as a guest, you can sit wherever you want, there are not so many rules." ”
Xiaolan got up and called grandpa happily, and the old man waved his hand to signal everyone to sit down. Wei Shuo was just about to stand up and give up his seat, when the old man grabbed his left wrist, Wei Shuo couldn't move as if he was caught by pliers, and the position of the old man's hand was Wei Shuo's wristband. Wei Shuo didn't know if the old man had intentions, he glanced at the old man, and a thought instantly appeared, this old man is not simple.