The four-eyed boy Tian Boguang has more than enough blood and lack of IQ, and Han Dong also needs an old drama bone to act as a fuse and ignite this pile of powder kegs that are about to explode. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Where are the most old drama bones? Of course, it is the entrance of the film and television city. As soon as Han Dong thought of going to the film and television city to step on something, he received a call from Shang Qian.

"Han Dong, have you made any recent moves?" Just after school started, Shang Qian's holiday syndrome had not yet passed, and she thought of looking for Han Dong for stimulation.

Han Dong hesitated for a moment, but still told the truth, "There is indeed action tomorrow, and there is a lack of a driver." ”

Marina Film City is in the suburbs, thirty or forty kilometers away from Marina University. The extras usually wait at the gate of the film and television city at six or seven o'clock in the morning to wait for the selection of the drama, and by eight or nine o'clock the work that should start has already started, and the ones who have no work to do have long since ended. It's really hard to get a taxi so early.

"I, I, I! I can be your driver~" The merchant beauty is highly motivated. Han Dong's every action is thrilling and exciting, which makes her very enjoyable. She is still annoyed that her parents dragged their feet last time and missed the opportunity to go to CCTV to kick Apple Satellite TV's ass. Shang Qian sent it to the door by herself, and Han Dong had no reason to refuse.

"What action today?" At five o'clock the next morning, Shang Qian was already waiting downstairs in his dormitory with Han Dong's Xiali.

Han Dong saw through the lights in the car that the merchant beauty was wearing a navy blue windbreaker, wrapped in a bumpy figure. She had a slight amount of light makeup on her face, and she looked bright and lovely.

Han Dong swept his eyes on her face and chest, thinking that something was wrong, it was so obvious that she was still bulging in so many clothes, it seemed that she had developed again after the Spring Festival? Shang Qian was ashamed and happy by him, so she simply raised her slender neck, straightened her bulging chest, and let him look at it generously.

Well, Han Dong is embarrassed. He looked at it a few more times, and no longer dared to face the smiling eyes of the merchant beauty.

"Na, let's make it clear first, this operation is purely for public welfare, the purpose is to save a group of dick otaku, there is no reward, but it will be upside down."

"I only love money in your eyes, don't I?" Shang Qian's face was a little unsightly.

"Don't get me wrong, I mean this operation is my private affair and has nothing to do with legal aid. If you want to participate, please bring your own lunch box. Ben Shao is now so poor that he can't afford to feed the two of them. ”

Most of Han Dong's money was invested in the stock market, and he really doesn't have much cash on him now. "Cut, it's okay if you cry poor in front of others. You're not poor and jingle, you're jingle. Shang Qian rolled her eyes, looking like I had already seen through your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.

"Don't worry, Miss Ben for lunch, please... The cafeteria is full! Shang Qian patted her chest, and Han Dong successfully attracted her attention to her chest.

"A female tyrant like you, at least Xiaoxiangju has to be in line with your identity, right?"

", love to eat or not. By the way, what action is it today? ”

"Code 007, the exact contents are confidential."

“…”

The two of them have been playing all the way to the gate of Binhai Film and Television City. Han Dong looked at the time, half past six in the morning, it was the time when the cold wind was biting and drowsy.

At this time, the gate of the film and television city was already crowded with people, their faces were red from the wind, but their expressions were quite excited. Han Dong in his memory has experienced tricks, although this kind of life is hard, but there is income, lunch boxes and cameras, and life is a little hopeful. In case one day God opens his eyes and is favored by a big director, it is not impossible to become popular.

Han Dong motioned to Shang Qian to park the car at the entrance of the film and television city, he took out a tin horn from the trunk, and shouted at the group performers, "The casting of the youth love blockbuster "All the Way West", if you are interested, come and audition..."

Before he could finish his words, the hundreds of people gathered at the door immediately surrounded him in the middle and asked nonsense. If Shang Qian hadn't dodged in time, she would have had to be knocked down by the surging crowd.

"Director, are you choosing the male lead? How do you look at me? I should be okay with being so handsome, right? "An uncle who looks a bit like Zeng Zhiwei came over.

"Do you have any lines? I don't act if I don't have lines. A squinted-eyed male cock with trembling legs asked.

Han Dong rolled his eyes and figured it out, is Lao Tzu now casting, do you know? Your turn to speak? Depend on.

"Director, is there a kiss scene? … Family... They are very professional! ”

Han Dong was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside by a middle-aged woman who looked like a flower, in order to highlight her kissing skills, she also threw a flattering look at Han Dong, stretched out her scarlet tongue and licked it "temptingly" on the big mouth of the blood basin.

Han Dong felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, I wiped it, and sure enough, it was a strange thing in the dragon ring! He had to speak, "This time it's to choose the leading actor, who is over fifty-five years old, please spread out if you don't meet the conditions, thank you." ”

As soon as Han Dong's words fell, the hundreds of people around him dispersed a lot. Shang Qian counted it, and there were only twenty or thirty people left, most of whom were old men over fifty years old, and there were also a few young people who refused to give up.

"Director, are you playing with us, aren't you talking about a good youth romance movie? What does it mean to choose an old man? A few young people who refused to disperse were protesting.

"I'm sorry, our heroine of "All the Way West" is young and beautiful, Shu Qi, Li Lizhen, and Gao Shu Maria know, right? Well, it's better for the actor to be older, forbidden love! ”

Several young people were fooled by Han Dongyi, so they had to walk away disappointed. A group of old men on the lookers were so excited, I rubbed it, these stars are all stars, it seems that most of this "All the Way West" has bed scenes!

The old men were stimulated to their blood and anger, and the thought of being able to press the sexy Shu Qi under them made many people have a physiological reaction on the spot that they hadn't seen for many years. You have to win this role! Instead, Shang Qian glanced at Han Dong. Big flicker, it's starting to fool people again!

"First of all, congratulations on getting the opportunity to audition, the crew has invested a lot, and there are 100 yuan for a day of playing, as well as a box lunch."

"Director, is it a chicken leg lunch? I like to eat chicken thighs. A short old man asked expectantly.

"There is no chicken leg box lunch, and the chicken wing box lunch is not bad!" The old men of the dragon set talked about it one after another, and it can be seen that they have high requirements for the quality of life.

Han Dong was a little depressed, the point was whether the pay was good? He had already inquired about the price of the film and television city, and it was only 30 yuan for a day. He gave more than three times the market price, which can be regarded as a conscientious director.

"Chicken leg lunch, add an egg!" Han Dong said sullenly. His generosity greeted the unanimous applause of the old men. Shang Qian covered her mouth and giggled, these people are so funny. Han Dong is worthy of being a big liar, but he doesn't know what kind of medicine he sells in the gourd this time?

"Let's officially start the audition, since there is only one male protagonist, the opportunity is precious, now there is no physical performance casting, please maintain order in the drama, we will start now!"

It wasn't until she received Han Dong's eyes that Shang Qian knew that she had changed from a driver to a drama agent. The drama is the drama business, and it's quite interesting. She held her head up and lined up the old men in a long line, still patrolling back and forth at the end of the line.

The old men were very respectful of business and drama affairs, and they were forbidden by her command. Han Dong nodded, Shang Qian's drama is quite qualified.

"Okay, the actor of "All the Way West" auditioned for the first time, please perform and touch porcelain, Ike Ten!" Han Dong began to get to the point.

"What do you mean by touching porcelain?" The first old man looked dazed, and from his expression and poor dress, he knew that he had just entered the city from the country, and he was so simple that he could not even touch porcelain.

"Damn, next!" Han Dong passed it without hesitation.

"Director, I'm professional in touching porcelain! I have taught myself "The Self-cultivation of Actors" by Stanislavsky, a master of Russian theater theory~" The second chubby old man patted his chest and bragged B. Han Dong was interested when he heard it, and he still has such a motivated trick?

"Let's take a look at the show!"

"Director, as far as my research is concerned, there are at least twenty forms of performance, I don't know which one you want to watch?" The fat old man's face was colorful, and when he couldn't eat, he had the idea of touching porcelain all day long, and it was not an exaggeration to say that he had a specialization in the art industry.

I rub, so awesome? Han Dong gave him a thumbs up. "For example, I drive a luxury car, and you come over to touch porcelain. Ike Ten! ”

When the fat old man heard the order to turn on the machine, he screamed and rushed towards Han Dong, so frightened that he almost sat down on the ground. "Hey, hey, what are you doing?"

"Director, what's wrong? I'm stumbling into your luxury car by surprise..."

"What do you call unexpected? Holy, next! ”

Shang Qian kept order while laughing regardless of the lady's image. Although she didn't know what Han Dong was going to do, today's action was really interesting.