Chapter 222: Dedicated to You Who Is a Little 2
There has always been only Lei Feng Lei Ren, but compared with Qu Fengge, Lei Feng asked himself a realm, because he was forced, and Qu Yatou was natural!
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The dream is very strange!
Lei Feng walked forward.
This group of stickmen gathered at the top of this mountain, the number is very large, Lei Feng walked through it, until it was about to come out, and then saw a stone wall in front of him, which was engraved with four big characters: Jiuyin... Princess!
Lei Feng was stunned for a moment, looked down, and saw a cold jade bed under the stone wall, an alarm clock at the head of the bed, and a person lying on the bed, covered with a thick quilt, and a head exposed-
It's a song!
Finally saw someone who wasn't a stickman!
Lei Feng felt inexplicably cordial.
At the same time very speechless.
He didn't care why Huashan was robbing the Jiuyin princess instead of the Jiuyin True Scripture, he was speechless, Qu Fengge, this girl could actually fall asleep in her dreams?!
This is so nonsensical.
There are a lot of stickmen here, and a large group of people are around Hanyu's bed, as if they are arguing about something, and if they don't agree with each other, they will fight!
Lei Feng got closer, only to realize that they were trying to wake up Qu girl.
At such a moment-
A stickman with the word "East Evil" on his head was standing sideways beside Hanyu's bed.
It is none other than the Eastern Evil Yellow Medicine Master!
He held a long black object in his hand, put it to his mouth, and the piercing sound of the flute came out, and the people around the stickman bent over and vomited, and there were countless people shouting for help-
"Huang Laoxi, you shut up for me, you can't wake up the princess like this!"
"Yes! Although you blow extremely ugly, the princess is not an extraordinary person, and if this continues, I will not see the princess wake up, and I will vomit and die! β
"Yes, Huang Laoxi, your is so disgusting..."
β...β
The corners of Lei Feng's mouth twitched a few times, and the thunder was rolling in his heart.
"Ordinary people don't know elegance!" The sound of the flute stopped, and Huang Laoxie snorted coldly, "If you don't blow it, you won't blow it, and listen to the song I wrote for Princess Jiuyin-"
He put the black flute upright, turned it into a microphone, and sang loudly: "Nine sisters and nine sisters!" Pretty sister..."
It's actually "Nine Sisters"!
Lei Feng almost squirted out a mouthful of salt soda.
And at this moment, something suddenly flew in the sky, directly knocking Huang Yaoshi into the air!
Another stickman!
The word "Western Poison" on his head is Ouyang Feng, but it is Ouyang Feng!
I saw Ouyang Feng crashing into Huang Yaoshi, standing decisively beside Hanyu's bed, staring at Qu Fengge with hot eyes (two points on the match's head turned red), and said loudly to everyone: "Don't make any noise!" I know how to wake up the princess! It is rumored that only a kiss from the princess's true destiny can save the princess, in this world, who else can I do! β
He carried ten percent of the toad skills, blocked everyone behind him, and was about to lie on the cold jade bed and kiss the song of the song!
However, before he could succeed, countless people dragged Ouyang Feng back, among which Hong Qigong, who had the word "Northern Beggar" on his head, took the lead in beating Ouyang Feng indiscriminately!
"The toad wants to eat swan meat!"
"I slept with my sister-in-law, and I still want to get involved with the princess!!"
"Stinky and shameless!"
β...β
The anger of the group of heroes is not something that can be resisted by one person, and in less than three seconds, Ouyang Feng's match head was several times larger, almost crushing his neck like a big baby in a hundred thousand cold jokes!
"Ahem."
After the fight, one person coughed forward.
The word "Nandi" on his head is the Nandi master Duan Huangye.
"Let's listen to the words of the poor monk," Yilan clasped his hands together and said, "Although what Ouyang Shi said is biased, it is not nonsense. According to Western classics, there was a Snow White who was poisoned by an evil thing called 'apple', and fortunately a prince kissed her deeply to wake up the princess......
Before he finished speaking, everyone was shocked to find that Emperor Duan had already fallen on the cold jade bed, and they were immediately furious, and dragged him down and beat him wildly!
"Old bald donkey!"
"Stinky and shameless!"
"With Shitai, you dare to win Longwangshu!"
"Oops! Dead bald donkey, you are so despicable! Dare to explode my chrysanthemum with a yang finger! β
β...β
Lei Feng saw that his head was full of black lines, and he shook his head vigorously.
Chrysanthemum...
Qu girl, what do you usually watch.
Which is this Huashan sword?
It's just Huashan's cheapness!
A group of stickmen, competing to kiss a little girl, what is this broken!
Lei Feng was extremely painful.
Emperor Duan, what are you doing as a monk?
Didn't you see that the exterminator had already pulled out the Heavenly Sword?
Duan Yu!
You run over, and you're not afraid of others shouting "your sister" again!
Wind!
Are you right to start off like this?
And Yang Guo...
Have you forgotten the 5,840 days and nights that cut off your left hand for the little dragon girl? Are you like this, aren't you afraid that the little dragon girl will run away from home on an eagle?
...
Lei Feng was speechless, kicked Song Jiang, who was the weakest but most obscene, and yelled: "Let go of that girl and let me come first!! β
ββ
The scene suddenly fell silent, and they all looked at Lei Feng with green eyes.
Lei Feng was so frightened that he took a step back!
The gaze of a group of stickmen, how can it feel like a dark shadow man in Conan?
I just shouted casually, don't take it seriously!
Song Jiang struggled to get up from the ground and scolded: "Thief bird! It doesn't matter if you beat me like this, but you have the audacity to get involved with the princess! β
Li Kui also shouted on the side: "That's it! Look at your pickled appearance, it's so peculiar! Beside Brother Gongming, don't you feel ashamed! β
"It's just, I've never seen anything like this!"
Lei Feng opened his mouth wide and looked at the people around - "I... Am I peculiar? β
Nima, you guys are peculiar, okay!
It's obviously a bunch of stickmen!!
Lei Feng never thought that it was nothing else that caused public outrage, but his own appearance, he really wanted to cry without tears, and couldn't help but think of a sad story: a normal person came to the country of madmen, so he was treated as a madman......
Lei Feng looked at these angry guys.
I measured it in my heart.
I found that I was really not sure that I could fight.
Lei Feng tried, in the dream he can beat people, and he will be beaten, the last time Zhang Qingqing dreamed, he was held down and beaten as soon as he entered, the pain is no different from reality!
"Don't get me wrong, good guys, I may have a way to wake up the princess."
Lei Feng took two steps back.
When everyone heard this, they looked at Lei Feng like a thief!
Lei Feng moistened his throat and imitated Yang Mi's voice: "I have spent my whole life to support you, and I just hope that your eyes will stop circulating~"
ββ
"Hey, didn't wake up?"
Lei Feng didn't expect to fail.
So after thinking about it, he walked to the side of Hanyu's bed in small steps, looked at Qu Fengge who was sleeping in his dream, stretched out his hand, and grabbed it-
Alarm clock!
Lei Feng pressed the alarm clock with his handsββ
The alarm bell rang "jingle bell"!
"Hmm~"
A confused voice sounded, and on the cold ice bed, the figure who had been sleeping slowly rubbed his hands towards his eyes.
"Brother Yao!"
The little girl saw Lei Feng, lifted the quilt for a while, and jumped down!
Lei Feng's eyes widened!
A hot nose!
Qu Fengge, who lifted the quilt, was wearing a thin pajamas! - It doesn't matter! - The important thing is that the girl in the dream has grown up a lot for some reason! I didn't care about covering the quilt before, but now I found out that the Qu girl in the dream seems to be several years older, with a height of one meter six, and a figure... Pretty good!
"Child-faced giant..."
Lei Feng's mouth is dry!
Suddenly I felt inexplicably familiar.
The "big up" Qu girl in front of him gave him an unprecedented sense of familiarity, and for a while, even the group of stickmen around him seemed to be familiar.
It's just that Lei Feng didn't have time to think about it, because Qu Yatou, who was only wearing pajamas, had already strode towards him......