Chapter 189
But Lee Jong-hoon's honest appearance in two consecutive classes made her eyes glaring out of her sockets, especially when she saw that Lee Jong-hoon actually picked up the textbook of the Chinese class seriously during the class and began to read the passages of classical Chinese in it, a thought suddenly arose in her heart: This product is not Lee Jong-hoon, this product is definitely not Lee Jong-hoon! His soul must have been occupied by some guy, he just has Lee Jong-hoon's skin, but it's certainly not Lee Jong-hoon! Because, it is impossible for Lee Jong-hoon to study honestly! Especially reading during the end of class!!
Is 2012 really coming? Even this thing has started to read?!
The most important thing is that if he keeps being so well-behaved, then he will ...... How do you get back to your original position?
Fang Yijia cautiously poked Lee Jong-hoon's arm with a pen, his eyes were vigilant and wary as if he was staring at an alien in human skin, as if Lee Jong-hoon would become a monster that would only appear in a movie in the next second. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Lee Jong-hoon didn't deviate his head, swept his arm with his fingers, and said casually: "What are you doing?" Dear class leader? Why do you have to do it? ā
Fang Yijia asked tentatively, "Hey, Lee Jong-hoon, ...... you Remember yesterday you ...... Have you done anything? ā
Lee Jong-hoon pursed his lips and said, "I forgot about it!" He turned his head and looked at Fang Yijia with a smile: "Are you looking forward to me saying this?" ā
Fang Yijia opened her mouth and didn't know how to reply, as if there were two villains fighting in her mind: "He's Lee Jong-hoon, you see him smiling so cheaply, he looks bad, he wants people to beat him to death when he looks at it!" ā
But another villain said: "He is definitely not Lee Jong-hoon, you see how he reads honestly, how can he be Lee Jong-hoon?" ā
Fang Yijia had the battle between heaven and man in his mind, and he was entangled in pain for a while, but Li Wan'er on the side looked at Li Zhongxun with joy, and she was very happy and relieved for his seriousness and hard work.
Fang Yijia on the side was entangled for a while, and was about to test it again, but saw the English teacher Li Xiaoxin walking in with a stack of papers, since she was greeted by Yao Lidong in public, she no longer took anything into the classroom except for preparing textbooks and test papers, poor young and beautiful graduates were tossed a little nervous, and every time she said a word, she had to think carefully for a long time, and the classmates listened to her lectures as painful as constipation.
Li Xiaoxin walked into the classroom, spread out the papers, and said, "Students, today's small test." ā
The class was suddenly full of mourning, the exam, the teacher's magic weapon, Lee Jong-hoon also knew that what did the cultivators rely on to fight? Isn't it just a magic weapon?
What does a teacher rely on to toss a student? Isn't it just an exam?
As soon as the test paper was sent to Lee Jong-hoon, he looked at the dense English test papers, and his head was as big as a fight, when he was in junior high school, he worked hard for a while, his English was not good, but it was not very bad, but after he went to high school, he became uninterested in studying, so the English course was pulled down a lot, and he didn't know many words on the test paper.
Lee Jong-hoon flipped through the test paper several times and found that he couldn't do most of the questions, so he secretly complained in his heart, picked up the pen and began to write and fill in.
He saw one of the Chinese-to-English questions, the title was 1, I put on my coat, but found that the first button was off. Lee Jong-hoon didn't want to think about it, so he filled in a word under the first question: **!
When he saw the second question, "He heard the phone ringing, so he went over and answered the phone", and then he wrote another word under the second question: hello?
In this way, Lee Jong-hoon filled in for a while, and when he filled in the multiple-choice questions, he couldn't help but reach into the drawer, ready to touch the paper ball to decide what to fill in, but this time, he touched something, and his heart moved, and he laughed.
Fang Yijia on the side was doing the questions quickly, while secretly looking at Li Zhongxun, she knew that Li Zhongxun would definitely not be able to do these questions, and he would definitely cheat, and sure enough, she didn't wait long, and saw Li Zhongxun really put his hand into the drawer.
She was immediately overjoyed, and quickly stood up, pointed at Li Zhongxun, and said excitedly: "Teacher Li! Lee Jong-hoon cheats! ā
Lee Jong-hoon's body stiffened, and the eyes of his classmates all looked at him.
Li Xiaoxin glanced at Fang Yijia gratefully, and said secretly in her heart, Li Zhongxun, Li Zhongxun, you also have a day when you fall into my hands?
With a cold face, she walked up to Lee Jong-hoon, stretched out her hand, and said with a straight face: "Take it out!" ā
Lee Jong-hoon had a bitter face, picked at the rope, and slowly withdrew his hand, holding a string of ...... in his hand Prayer beads.
Li Xiaoxin and Fang Yijia were stunned, staring at the Buddha beads in Li Zhongxun's hand with straight eyes, unable to speak for a long time, Li Wan'er on the side couldn't help but laugh and turned her face away.
The rest of the class burst out laughing.
Li Xiaoxin's face was flushed, she glared at Li Zhongxun angrily, and said, "If you don't work hard, what's the use of holding Buddha's feet temporarily?" Don't say take a string of Buddha beads, you just take a Buddha statue and put it in front of you, and the Buddha can't bless you! ā
Lee Jong-hoon stiffened his face and said seriously: "Teacher Li, you are wrong! ā
Li Xiaoxin said angrily: "What am I wrong? ā
Lee Jong-hoon said: "The little monk is not chanting Buddha and praying, but counting merit and measuring longevity for all the benefactors!" ā
Li Xiaoxin didn't expect Li Zhongxun to come up with such a sentence in a serious way, she opened her mouth and said, "Ah?!" You, what do you say? ā
Fang Yijia on the side couldn't help but say angrily: "Hey, Li Zhongxun, this is an exam, don't make trouble!" ā
Li Zhongxun turned his face and said with a serious face: "This female benefactor, the little monk sees that your bones are strange and your face is peculiar, and he can calculate your lifespan with a pinching of his fingers, do you believe it or not?" ā
Where is Fang Yijia willing to believe it, she said angrily: "Nonsense, if you can figure it out, then it's hell, you can count it and take a look!" ā
Li Xiaoxin opened her mouth next to her and said weakly: "Students, this, this is an exam!" ā
But at this time, the students in the class were all excited, and they all shouted: "Lee Jong-hoon, do the math quickly!" ā
"Fang Yijia, let him calculate accurately!"
Even Ma Yuxue, who was sitting in the back seat and had always looked at Li Zhongxun unpleasantly, pursed her lips with a look of disdain, but her ears were pricked up and she listened carefully and carefully.
Li Xiaoxin groaned secretly, crying bitterly in her heart, and burst into tears: Classmates, this, this is an exam! Don't you let me take classes well, and don't let me take exams well?
Li Zhongxun looked dignified, like a monk, he said with a straight face: "Donors, please be a witness, if the little monk counts the life span of this female benefactor inaccurately, I will jump from this building!" ā
The students in the class all knew that Lee Jong-hoon was fun-loving on weekdays, and they all laughed and coaxed: "Okay, handsome guy, we will catch you when you jump!" ā
"Lee Jong-hoon, hurry up! Don't just talk about it! ā
Fang Yijia looked at Li Zhongxun with a sneer, she said: "If you miscalculate, you have to apologize to Teacher Li in front of so many people, and ......" She suddenly lowered her voice and gritted her teeth and said, "Give me back my place!" ā
Li Zhongxun snorted, with a confident face, Zhizhu said in his hand: "The little monk has practiced since he was a child, he has been a monk for many years, the master is a dream monk, and the master is the extermination master, these two masters teach each other, the little monk has done his best to pass on the true legend of physiognomy, and he will never be wrong!" ā
When everyone heard him talk nonsense, they laughed again.
Li Xiaoxin wanted to laugh and cry when she heard it, and she didn't know what to do.
Fang Yijia's cheeks were slightly red, and he took a sip, but just urged: "Calculate quickly!" ā
Li Zhongxun counted his fingers in a serious way, and some students on the side immediately followed suit: "Li Zhongxun, isn't pinching fingers for fortune telling only used by Taoist priests?" ā
Li Zhongxun's expression of pretending to be a ghost suddenly froze in embarrassment, but soon his face turned pale and said, "Poor Dao, Buddhism and Taoism double cultivation, isn't it?" ā
The students around laughed, and Fang Yijia sneered and said: "Li Zhongxun, I can see it, you just keep gagging, you don't know at all, don't pretend, can you know how old I live?" No kidding! Hurry up and say ...... to Mr. Li."
Before she finished speaking, she saw Li Zhongxun looking at her with an extremely serious face, and with a stretch of her fingers, a mighty and majestic aura of divine stick rushed to her face: "This female benefactor, you have thick eyebrow bones, a slender nose, and slightly upturned lips, according to the poor road, you will definitely be able to live ......."
Fang Yijia was a little frightened by Li Zhongxun's appearance for a while, and couldn't help but widen his eyes and asked, "How am I?" How long can I live? ā
The students around also stretched their necks, Li Wan'er covered her mouth on the side, and looked at Li Zhongxun and Fang Yijia with a secret smile, even Ma Yuxue couldn't help but raise her head and glance at Li Zhongxun.
Lee Jong-hoon squinted his eyes slightly, as if the master opened the altar, the living Buddha was alive, the saint was resurrected, and the gods descended to earth, his face was full of Buddha's light, and he said with an awe-inspiring face: "You will definitely be able to live...... To death! ā
Fang Yijia guessed that Lee Jong-hoon might be so funny, but she didn't expect this hateful big bastard to be so weird and tricky!
This guy's words were so choked that Fang Yijia's eyes straightened, and he couldn't make a sound for a long time, and the other students in the class laughed one by one.
Li Wan'er smiled on the table without the righteous smile of her sisters, and the other students in the class slapped the table, stomping their feet, and the naughty ones simply whistled loudly, and the originally serious examination room became like a vegetable market, full of jubilation.
English teacher Li Xiaoxin was full of crying and laughing, she didn't know whether she should laugh or cry at this time, she was not a woman with a strong personality, and she was unfortunate to be assigned to Li Zhongxun's class, in her own words: I don't know what I did in my previous life, and it is really a nightmare to be a teacher in the world when I meet a student like Li Zhongxun!
Fang Yijia stared after a long while, slapped the table, and shouted angrily at the class: "What are you laughing at? This is the class, now the exam! ā
She has quite a prestige in the class, this shout, finally stopped the crooked atmosphere in the class, the laughter in the class was suffocated, and some naughty students on weekdays saw her lose their temper, and they didn't dare to make any more trouble, only Lee Jong-hoon looked at her with a hippie smile.
Fang Yijia glared at Li Zhongxun angrily, and she said angrily: "Li Zhongxun, you, you, you ......"
She only felt that her lungs were going to be blown up by this guy, and her brain was even more angry, and she couldn't say a single word.
Lee Jong-hoon laughed and said, "I'm me, what's wrong with me?" ā
Fang Yijia said angrily: "Li Zhongxun, you are too much! ā
Lee Jong-hoon said with a look of surprise: "Where did I go too far?" Didn't you ask me to tell you your fortune? Am I not sure? He turned to the students in his class and said, "Did I miscalculate?" Isn't she just going to live to die? ā
There was another burst of laughter in the class, Fang Yijia slapped the table and said angrily: "What are you laughing at!" ā
The students were stunned, burying their heads under their desks one by one, their shoulders swaying.
At this time, Li Wan'er pulled Li Zhongxun's sleeve very kindly, and whispered: "Okay, hurry up and take the exam!" ā
Li Zhongxun died down at this time, and said to Fang Yijia seriously: "Amitabha, this female benefactor, the little monk is going to take the exam, let's show you another day!" With that, he made a cross on his chest and said, "Heavenly Father, I wish you success in your exams, and may Allah bless you, Amida Buddha!" ā
There were students in the class who understood and snickered again, but Fang Yijia was so angry that her face turned red, she glared at Li Zhongxun through gritted teeth, and it took a while before she sat down, shaking the pen hard, her fingers were so hard that the tip of the pen was like a sharp knife carving words on a stone, and she poked the exam paper in several places in a row.
Poor English teacher Li Xiaoxin looked at Li Zhongxun on the side, and then at Fang Yijia, she suddenly felt that she seemed to be very redundant here, as a dignified teacher, she couldn't control the students in the class, and her deterrent power was not as good as that of a sixteen-year-old girl.
Li Xiaoxin was indescribably frustrated and discouraged, and returned to his podium in frustration, and he didn't even have the heart to invigilate the exam after a class, and the other students in the class were cheating and happy offstage, writing hard one by one, only Li Zhongxun took the lead in handing in the test paper after filling in the test paper for a while, and then swaggered out of the classroom.
After leaving the examination room, it was the class time on the campus, the campus was empty and peaceful, only the sound of the teacher's lecture and the students' recitation came in bursts, Li Zhongxun stood alone in the corridor, looking around, and didn't know what he was going to do next, he was in a daze, and when he wanted to go to find Yao Lidong, he saw a fat man coming out of the office next to him, it was Hou Tianbao who jumped off the building and survived. (To be continued.) )