Chapter Eighty-Seven: I'm scared to pee
The Tibetan mastiff ran to the monster office with Ai Qi'er, while Ye Shu and Liu Youyou took the bus, and they arrived after more than half an hour, and they saw the lights on in the courtyard of the office from a distance, and the Tibetan mastiff was sitting at the door and playing with Ai Qi'er. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The two ran over quickly, and Ai Qi'er saw that Ye Shu finally came, and jumped directly into his arms to be coquettish.
Ye Shu pinched her little face and stepped into the courtyard with Liu Youyou and the Tibetan mastiff.
It's already night, and the aunts in the monster office are all off work, and only Wu Meow is still waiting.
The group walked into the lobby and immediately saw Wu Meow sitting at the desk drinking water, with a few empty bottles next to her.
Ye Shu was stunned for a moment, Wu Meow saw him coming, and said coldly: "Come, let's start, what about vampires?" ”
Ye Shu put Aiqier down, Aiqier was a little resistant to strangers, and her expression was a little timid, like a shy little girl.
Wu Meow was stunned when she saw her, frowned and said suspiciously: "Is that her?" ”
"Yes, this is the international friend Ai Qier, very powerful, how do you test it?"
Ye Shu replied, Wu Meow's gaze swept over the Tibetan mastiff again, and finally continued to stare at Ai Qi'er, very disappointed: "I thought it was a powerful vampire, but it turned out to be a child, are you fooling me?" It's boring, let's go. ”
She was quite disappointed, she was going to fight hard, but it turned out to be a child, who wants to fight with a child.
Ye Shu squinted his eyes and said unhurriedly: "Miss Wu Meow, don't be arrogant first, I'm not joking, she will be scared to pee...... Freaking you. ”
He was quick to talk about "urine" for a while, but the disappointed Wu Meow instantly burst into anger and gritted his teeth: "Do you see the water bottle on the table?" I deliberately drank a lot of water, and I'm in a hurry right now, just to prove to you that your vampire can't scare me! ”
Yes?
Big sister, are you confused? I've never seen anything like this...... The one who commits two.
Liu Youyou also looked confused, and the Tibetan mastiff was dumbfounded with his tongue.
Only Angel is angry, she thinks that Wu Meow is scolding her big brother.
"Who are you, why are you so rude, don't swear."
Wu Meow froze, his anger was cut off halfway, and he couldn't scold the child, so he could only shout at Ye Shu: "Come on, aren't you very powerful?" Let this little guy do it! ”
Seeing her like this, Ye Shu was quite distressed, did he go too far, and made the kitten crazy, hey, it's a sin.
He was helpless, touched Ai Qi'er's head and said, "Qi'er, scare her." ”
Ai Qi'er was already a little resentful, and when she heard this, she immediately bared her fangs and screamed a few times at Wu Meow.
Suddenly, a bad aura that did not belong to the East permeated the four fields, and the skin of the willow next to him was cold, and the Tibetan mastiff also fell down in submission.
Wu Meow bore the brunt of the attack, facing Her Majesty the Empress without resistance, she trembled violently in fright, and sat on the chair with her buttocks, her face turned white.
Ye Shu accepted it when he saw it, and let Ai Qi'er retract her fangs. Ai Qi'er snorted coquettishly and hugged Ye Shu's thigh to invite credit.
Witch Meow sat almost slumped in her chair, her fingers shaking, and her face was white and red, and her crotch was ...... A piece of wet dew.
Ye Shu couldn't help laughing in his heart, and hurriedly said to Liu Youyou: "Okay, it's over, Youyou, you go outside and wait for me, I'll go through the formalities with Wu Meow." ”
Liu Youhu looked at him suspiciously, but he still obediently went out, taking Aiqier and the Tibetan mastiff out as well.
As soon as they left, the hall was empty, and Wu Meow couldn't hold back any longer, covering her face and crying, and she was about to cry.
Ye Shu couldn't cry or laugh, and had to admit that Miss Wu Meow was indeed too miserable, but she also died by herself.
Her personality is very similar to that of cats, which are very neurotic and will always do things that ordinary people can't understand. And the essence of the cat demon is still a demon, so Wu Meow is also more neurotic, he drank enough water to provoke, and then he was scared to pee.
Her crotch was wet, even her boots were wet, and somewhere was still dripping water on the ground.
Ye Shu couldn't look directly, his eyes were too spicy.
He smiled dryly and reassured: "That...... Miss Wu Meow, don't cry, no one knows. Why don't you go take a shower first, and I'm not in a hurry to complete the formalities of the task. ”
Wu Meow didn't listen to him at all, covering his face and crying more and more fiercely, crying so hard that Leng Buding began to hiccup, and he kept playing intermittently.
So, the cat cried a few times and hiccuped a few times, which made the scene very embarrassing.
She herself was so embarrassed that she didn't want to cry, so she spread out helplessly, and looked at Ye Shu blankly: "Do you still want to ...... Do...... Let's do it. ”
Little sister, don't give up on life, the days ahead are still long.
It is impossible for her to go through the formalities for herself like this, she doesn't even want to take a bath, she just breaks the jar and breaks it, which makes people helpless.
Ye Shu couldn't help but feel distressed, thought about it, squeezed out an embarrassed look and whispered: "Wu Meow, you don't need to be so sad, in fact, I ...... I also peed my pants last time. ”
He was naturally lying, but as soon as he panicked, Wu Meow immediately moved, and his eyes lit up.
"When?"
She asked eagerly, as if she wanted to find a difficult brother.
Ye Shu scratched his head embarrassedly: "Just last time, after you peed, I couldn't help running out, and I ...... on the street At that time, there were some passers-by looking at me, and I was really shameless. ”
His acting skills can be scored ten points, Wu Meow regained his vitality, biting the corner of his mouth and staring at him: "Really? Wouldn't you be ashamed? ”
"yes, I'm ashamed to die, I almost wanted to hit the wall and die when I went back."
Ye Shu responded quietly, as if telling a secret. The corners of Wu Meow's mouth curved, and she couldn't help but show a hint of schadenfreude.
But she immediately endured it again, afraid that Ye Shu would be sad.
"Actually, it doesn't matter, what are you afraid of as a man, I don't feel ashamed of being like this."
Wu Meow's hand was playing with yin and yang reversal, Ye Shu secretly rolled his eyes, and smiled like an old friend: "That's right, it's all over, you don't have to be sad, go take a bath, I'll help you mop the floor." ”
Wu Meow's face turned red, looked at the water on the ground, blushed, and ran to the bathroom without saying a word.
Ye Shu breathed a sigh of relief, and finally got it, this cat is really easy to deceive, otherwise it would be really difficult to get it.
He whistled and dragged the ground clean, and Wu Meow came out clean, and his face was much gentler.
Ye Shu hurriedly went over and said with a smile: "Lord Auditor, can you give the task?" ”
Wu Meow was still a little embarrassed, and he didn't speak, just nodded, and then took Ye Shu to open the computer registration file.
After registering, as long as the weasel is caught at the office, Liu Youyou can receive a good spirit pill.
However, when registering, Wu Meow's face suddenly became solemn, staring at the screen and said: "The mission has been updated, and the headquarters of the Tianleifeng Office has sent a notice that the weasel has captured a ten-year-old girl. forbidden, the difficulty coefficient has increased. ”
Ye Shu was taken aback, the difficulty coefficient has increased, is it impossible to receive it?
"Then Liu Youyou can still accept the mission? We are strong. ”
Ye Shu hurriedly asked, and Wu Meow nodded: "You have that vampire, it's really no problem." But the weasel prisons. Ban the human girl, if you let him run, he may be angry and kill. According to my experience analysis, in fact, he kidnapped that girl as a hostage, you must not let him escape, and you must successfully find his lair to rescue the girl, and the reward is three intermediate spirit soul pills. ”
The difficulty has gone up and the rewards have increased.
Ye Shu thought for a while, he had Xiao Leng, his daughter, and the dog demon, so it shouldn't be a problem to catch the weasel.
He still accepted the task, and Wu Meow also registered Liu Youyou's name, and the formalities were completed.
As soon as it was completed, Ye Shu immediately said goodbye and left. Unexpectedly, Wu Meow suddenly stopped him, and his eyes wandered: "Wait, in fact, did you deliberately comfort me?" You didn't have that on the street at all. ”
I rub, this guy has calmed down and his IQ has also recovered?
Ye Shu's heart jumped, and he said with great righteousness: "I really peed my pants, or I urinated in broad daylight, which made me seriously traumatized physically and mentally, so painful." ”
He said resolutely, but unfortunately Wu Meow's IQ gradually went online, and he became more and more suspicious.
"You're always a bad person, you tease me every time, it's hard for me to believe you."
"Well said, in order to make you believe, I will open a room with you alone next time and talk slowly, bye."
Ye Shu raised his feet and left, Wu Meow gritted his teeth, seeing him so suspicious, he jumped and blocked his way.
"You can tell me clearly now, whether you pee or not!"
I'll go, big sister, is there anyone like you? It's just perverted.
Ye Shu was a little anxious, this neurotic cat had to toss himself, and he was really helpless.
He immediately planned to be ruthless and began to unzip his trousers. Witch Meow was startled and scolded him for what he was going to do.
"If you don't believe last time, then I'll come again this time, and I'll pee my pants in front of you, so that you can see your fill."
Ye Shu took off his pants with a gesture, "The man's pants are very thick, you can't see clearly, I only wear pants for you to see, don't blink."
However, Wu Meow's face turned red with shame, and she turned her head and ran away.
"Enough, you stinky scoundrel, you bully me every time, count me unlucky. But this is the last time, and next time I will tell Bai Aya that she is a red-robed law enforcement officer, and she also learned the art of Gu Yuniao in the East, and cut off your ...... with a sword Wait for death! ”
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