The situation in the underworld is very bad, but what is even worse is that Hao Lang and Xuannu do not have any solutions and measures to solve this situation, and after hearing about it, they can only follow Baihe Xianjun to do it in a hurry. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Xuannu's face was extremely serious, and then she even drove Hao Lang away directly: "Hao'er, you go home first, I'll close the door of the store, and I have to report this matter to Heavenly Court quickly." ”

"Cheng, then I'll turn it up first." Hearing Xuannu's words, seeing her worries, Hao Lang was inconvenient to stay longer, and turned around to leave after saying goodbye.

However, as soon as he turned around, he didn't wait for a step forward, but Xuannu suddenly stopped him: "Wait a minute, don't patronize yourself, take him with me." ”

Looking back, Hao Lang found that the Xuannu's fingers were pointing at the tablet next to the table.

"Brush." In an instant, a shocked expression flashed across the faces of Hao Lang and Flat Immortal Jun.

Tablet Immortal Jun preemptively: "Why do you want me to go with him?" This Immortal Monarch is an assistant sent to you by the Emperor of Heaven, so it's too rude for you to throw me out like this, right? ”

If he doesn't do it, Hao Lang doesn't do it yet: "That's it, people who came down from heaven to join you must be regarded as distant relatives, right?" What's the matter with you arranging for me? Of course, if you want to say that you want to stay for three or five days, I will definitely support it, but if it is a long time, I am afraid it is not very convenient. ”

The two of them actually had their own thoughts, and what Flat Immortal Jun wanted was to stay by the Xuannu's side, so as to persuade her to send her back to Heaven to recuperate, after all, it was like this, and it was useless to stay. Moreover, Heavenly Court's aura is more sufficient, and it is easy for him to recover.

And Hao Lang thinks more simply, this big brother has become like this, what do I want him to do? It's a good bodyguard to become a pad.,It's still a little bully.,I have my own Apple Air at home......"

Of course, this little bit of caution between the two of them can't hide from the eyes of the Xuannu, and the Xuannu is not in the mood to mediate them now. First pointed at the Flat Immortal Monarch: "Don't think I don't know what you think, just tell you this, I can't go back to Heaven in advance if the matter is not done." I can't go back, don't think about going back like this, I don't believe you can fly by yourself, I will give you two boxes of power bank and you can't fly back! ”

After finishing speaking, the Tablet Immortal Jun looked at Hao Lang again: "And you, what qualifications do you have to look down on others?" I'll just tell you, don't look at him as a broken tablet now, he still can't fight 500 with one hand like you. I don't believe you two go out and try it! (Please accept the setting that the tablet has a hand again, please)

While scolding the two of them, Xuannu had already pushed Hao Lang and Tablet Immortal Jun to the door. At the moment when one person and one board exited from the door, the Xuannu slammed the door of the store with a "bang" and was extremely vigorous, and then the door lock was buttoned, and a voice came from inside: "The two of you don't send it slowly!" ”

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was driven out like this, Hao Lang and Flat Immortal Jun looked at each other, both a little confused. Five seconds later, Hao Lang dragged down the Tablet Immortal Jun flying above his head, looked around, and breathed a sigh of relief after making sure that no one had noticed, and then said to the Tablet Immortal Monarch with a confused face: "Big brother, don't we fly without moving?" Your form is easy to be sent to the Academy of Sciences for slicing! ”

"Why? What is the Academy of Sciences? "Tablet Immortal Jun is even more confused.

"Don't speak!" Hao Lang looked around again......

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In the next few days, the days passed quickly in bumps and bumps, and in the blink of an eye, it was already another Sunday after a week.

In this week, the class feelings of Hao Lang and Flat Immortal Jun have been strongly sublimated, at least they will not exclude each other.

It took a whole week for Tablet Xianjun to gradually understand the rules of survival in modern society, learned to play on the computer, watch TV, open the security door, and most importantly, he learned how to charge himself!

Although he has no hands, he is a god after all, and even if he is still in a state of recuperation, it is not a problem to move a charger head with mana.

Hao Lang wanted to ask him several times, what does it feel like to insert himself every day......

Understanding the rules of survival of mortals, the Flat Immortal Monarch naturally understood some truths, such as not flying, not talking, and not casting spells in public or when outsiders are present, otherwise he will be taken away by the Academy of Sciences and sliced.

Here we have to praise Hao Lang's methods, in order to deepen the impression of Tablet Xianjun in this regard, he deliberately found a few movies like Frankenstein and Black Friday for Xianjun to see.

Now Xianjun has the impression that the Academy of Sciences has become a particularly crazy institution, as long as he encounters someone or something that he can't understand, he is allowed to take it back and slice it. Obviously, Xianjun definitely belongs to the category of being sliced, so he is now very secretive about the three words scientist......

In the past week, Hao Lang has also tentatively asked Xianjun to test it, how strong he is left in the state of the tablet.

Facts have proved that what Xuannu said is really not a lie, sure enough, although it has become a tablet, Xianjun's attack power is still full, and it is still effortless to beat Hao Lang, it is more than enough to be a bodyguard.

And there are two main ways to attack, the first is to rely on hard! It is particularly special and hard, flying out to smash whoever falls, touches whoever is pregnant, falls on the city wall, and the old bluestone on the side of the drum tower for hundreds of years has been smashed out of a deep pit.

Hao Lang looked straight at him, this is a little overlord, this is clearly a Nokia......

In addition to hardness, the second attack method is mainly by drilling the crotch. You ponder, while others are not paying attention when you are fighting, a flat plate that is harder than a stone, sneaks around, quietly burrows under the crotch of someone else's pants, and then slams it up.

"Sss This picture is very painful just to say, it is simply a necessary weapon for family travel, Yin people......

In short, after gradually getting to know him, the more he looked at his bodyguard Hao Lang, the more he liked it, so much so that he didn't use his Apple phone for the past two days, and he went to work with a little bully every day.

In this way, Hao Lang found the third advantage of the tablet Xianjun, that is, it is really more power-efficient than Apple, no wonder it can be charged for five minutes and talked for two hours......

In order to carry forward and strengthen the advantages of the Tablet Immortal Monarch Yin people, the two of them were ready to agree on a slogan, as long as Hao Lang shouted this slogan when he encountered something, the Tablet Immortal Monarch quietly ran out to help.

Hao Lang thought at first that as soon as he shouted "You win", the Tablet Immortal Jun took advantage of the unpreparedness and flew out to smash people.

But this proposal was immediately rejected by the Tablet Immortal Jun, and he proposed a more interesting method, as long as Hao Lang shouted "I am convinced", he would fly out while the other party was getting carried away......

The moment he heard this proposal, Hao Lang broke out in a cold sweat, and felt that he might have looked away before, he had always thought that this Baihe Immortal Monarch was a real person, but now it seems that it is really unknowable.

can come up with the slogan "I obey" with a roll of his eyes, this old boy must not be a good citizen, this yin and bad energy is too much for Hao Lang to like......