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, The Seventh Mist, the school district's best large clothing mall and recreation area.

The duo slumped into chairs in the hall, gasping for air.

After staring at the two of them eating dessert from afar and being evaluated as 'big brother is so pitiful' by a passing child, standing outside the glass window of a café and being chased away by the clerk, others eating Spanish dinner in an air-conditioned room, and he can only squat on the side of the road with the weirdo Steele next to him and fan the sun and nibble on a baguette, Kamijo Dangma feels that instead of following the vampire, it is better to run all over the street to find Himejin Qiusha.

If the two people who squatted on the side of the street in the morning and poured drinks were two stray dogs, Shangjo Dangma now feels that he may be called a dead dog.

Steele is a red-haired Alaska, and he himself is probably not a Duberman, at most a Tevodan.

"Steele." Kamijo Danma struggled to swallow a mouthful of saliva, and the feeling of passing through her esophagus felt as dry as swallowing a handful of sand, "Are you sure she's here to find a vampire killer and not to travel to Japan?" ”

"You have to tell me that one of the most dangerous vampires on the planet has come all the way from Europe to visit Japan, to enjoy the most delicious sushi and sashimi, to visit Nara and Kyoto, and to bring Wagashi and souvenirs to her people who like to drink wine...... Personally, I'm a little emotionally unacceptable. Steele looked serious, "Japan has never been her sphere of influence. ”

"But I seemed to be having a good time, and I was close to holding a travel brochure in my hand!"

"You make so much sense, I'm speechless......" Steele propped his forehead.

The two of them sighed in unison when they saw the vampire and the cat-eared girl duo coming out of the dress shop and walking towards the fourth floor with a convenience belt.

……

"I said Steele, do we really need to keep tracking?"

"There's no reason to give up." Steele stopped and suddenly looked back and forth, and the passers-by avoided his gaze, "Why are they all looking at me so concerned?" ”

"Before I answer this question, let me take the liberty of asking, you said that magicians are very careful not to attract the public eye." Kamijo sighed when hemp.

"Yes, when I join the Church of Necessary Evil, I have to pass the relevant secret tests, and when I joined, my mission was to infiltrate Buckingham Palace to get a document. By the way, I was the number one in that class. ”

"That's amazing, how did you do it?"

"Burn everyone who sees me."

“……”

"What's the matter, don't show that expression." Steele rolled his eyes, "How can you just do that kind of thing to get the first place?" ”

"Yes...... Yes. Kamijo sighed, "I almost believed it." ”

"So it's actually burning all the people who witnessed me and all the other candidates, so that I can make sure I'm number one."

“…… It's a joke, but it's very realistic. ”

"No, that's not a joke." Steele bit his cigarette holder impatiently, and the no-smoking area and the eyes of passers-by made him feel uncomfortable, "Anyway, back to the topic, don't I look weird." ”

"Well, you don't look weird, but super weird!" Uejo covered his face, "The red-haired foreigner who is more than two meters old walked around the women's clothing area with a cigarette in his mouth, looked at the miniskirt and bikini seriously, and bought a few underwear that was obviously for underage girls, and it was a blessing that no one called the police, okay?" ”

"Bastard, this is a change of clothes for Intix!"

"So you actually envisioned her in a miniskirt and a bikini, right?"

"......," Steele tilted his head as the corners of his eyes twitched.

"That's right, bastard! You still dare to say that I am a perverted lolicon! You're the most perverted pedophile yourself! ”

"Huh, nonsense! I'm only fourteen years old, and it's normal to like little girls! What a high school Ojisan like you! ”

"Nani!?" Uejo was furious, "Oji-san, I'm going to let you know that Japan is a country with a clear distinction between dignity and inferiority!" ”

"Be careful I kill you! Bastard, if not there is something to do now! ”

"It's all because of you that we're considered weirdos!"

"You mean you're not very eye-catching here?"

"Of course, I'm a native of Japan!" Shangjo puffed up his chest, "It's not the same as you, a non-mainstream ghost!" ”

"In that case, you are keeping an eye here, and if you want to leave, call me." Steele tugged at his collar irritably, snorted, stuffed the things in his hand into Shangjo as a hemp, turned around and ran, "I'm going to wash my face and smoke a box of cigarettes by the way!" ”

Before he could protest, Steele had already disappeared around the corner at the end, leaving only Uejo Dangma to bear the strange stares of the women.

That's when he realized that he ...... Maybe I was tricked.

So Shang Tiao Dangma could only put on a stupid look of 'waiting for his girlfriend to return from shopping' in the spirit of a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and he was still holding a blue and white stripe and sports bra in his hand as if he were holding a flag - his trouser pocket could not fit so many clothes, rather than cowering in his arms, it was better to hold it in his hand, at least not to be regarded as a pervert.

…… Probably.

While he was hypnotizing himself, a cold hand suddenly appeared from behind and grabbed Uejo's throat.

"Ahh

The scream that was about to be made was strangled in the throat with the other hand. In less than a second, Kamijo was dragged into the compartment by an unquestionable force.

His captors got closer, and their snorts hit his earlobes, causing him to feel a tingle in the back.

The body is very soft, the height is slightly lower than oneself, she wears short sleeves or sleeveless, hard-soled shoes, and her hands are small and soft, probably female.

There is no need to think about it at all, a series of information flashed through the mind of the upper article when the horse, probably the knowledge left over from the previous 'upper article when the horse'.

But who would have such a thinking loop?

Uejo Dangma wondered more than once whether he had engaged in professional training such as being a member of the Discipline Inspection Committee in the past.

The space in the fitting room is small and the lighting is dim, but through the fitting mirror, I can see the afterglow of Uejo Dangma's vision......

A combination of cat-eared hats, thin sweaters, pleated skirts.

"What the hell!" Kamijo Danma breathed a sigh of relief, "It's you, Tsukimiyama." ”

"What a coincidence, isn't this a boy from Shangjo?" The other party replied with a surprised expression, "The world is really small." ”

"What a coincidence, didn't you pull me in......" Kamijo Dangma leaned weakly against the wooden wall.

"What, I see an old friend like this." Tsukimiyama pursed his lips, "Because I'm a little curious, is the boy in the last article dating Steele?" ”

"How is that possible, in fact we are-"

Uejo was halfway through his speech when he suddenly choked.

- Actually, we're on your side, and we've been working tirelessly for more than five hours.

How could such a thing be spoken.

"So I guessed right."

"Not really!"

"Then tell me the truth."

“……”

"It's a women's clothing store, and guess what happens if I scream?" Tsukimiyama said and unbuttoned the first button of his shirt, "If you don't say anything else, I'm going to scream." ”

"I'm sorry I lied to you! Actually, we came all the way to you. ”

The air froze for a second.

"Please lie to me, please."

"So why do you ask so much!? And don't pull out your phone and call 110 all of a sudden! (Note)"

At this time, from the next compartment came the shrill voice of a girl in the voice change period.

"-Hey, sister-sama, I think I heard the boy's voice."

"Hahaha, how can there be that kind of perverted pervert, Kuroko, you are too self-conscious, here is reality to wake up!" Then a somewhat boyish girl's voice replied, "Also, where are you putting your hands?" ”

Kamijo Danma and Tsukimiyama are both petrified at the same time.

Note: The Japanese police are also 110.

PS: Do you think I'm going to name the chapter Uniqlo? Too young.

ps2: Writing this kind of novel makes friends feel as embarrassing as when a friend comes to the store to buy something when he is working......

PS3: Buckingham Palace did catch fire, in '02.

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