"Click! Call it a day! ”

Director Hu said excitedly!

Wonderful!

It's so exciting!

Funny!

It's so funny!

Everyone on the CCTV music channel can't think of it!

They never imagined that announcing a vote ranking could be so funny and interesting!

Thinking about the situation where the seven superstars in the music world were made to lose their temper by Qiu Yang but couldn't lose their temper, but they were still amused to lean forwards and backwards, it's just dumbfounded!

It turns out that this is more than just a singing show!

It's still a funny and nonsensical reality entertainment show!

After the recording of the show, Huang Bo suddenly quit!

Qiu Yang has not only embarrassed him once, but this guy has tricked him several times in a row when announcing the rankings!

"Who will be the second-place singer? He is Huang Bo...... Brother Bo, which singer do you think will be the second place? ”

"The singer in fifth place is...... He is...... Huang Bo! Hey, I'm sorry, I read it wrong, congratulations to Chen Weiye for winning the fifth place! ”

"The singer in the first place, her name is two words! That's right, the singer ranked first, she is Huang Bo...... Next to Zhang Bing! Congratulations to Sister Zhang for winning the first place in the first issue of the first season of "I Am a Singer"! ”

......

Thinking about these pranks that Qiu Yang had played against him earlier, Huang Bo suddenly shouted angrily: "Qiu Yang, stop me!" Hurry up and compensate for moral damages! If you don't write me ten or eight songs, see if I don't kill you!! ”

Everyone laughed, Huang Bo was indeed made miserable just now, and the other singers were fine, but Huang Bo was rectified by Qiu Yang several times, if Huang Bo had a heart attack, he would definitely be angry with Qiu Yang!

I'll run!

Fools stop!

Qiu Yang didn't look back, pretending not to hear it, as soon as the show was recorded, he was the first to run away!

Joke!

Just now he offended these seven great gods in the music world! Other than that, everyone else was maddened by his inkblot announcement ranking process!

Especially Huang Bo, I don't know how much I want to smoke him now! Because Qiu Yang made Huang Bo so miserable, in this process, Huang Bo's life kept going up and down......

Disappointment, despair and hope keep changing! Not to mention how aggrieved and depressed it feels!

And Luo Nana, since laughing and squirting milk, she didn't dare to drink milk or water during the announcement of the last half hour!

Looking at Qiu Yang's appearance of running away, Liu Jingling couldn't help laughing and said: "Haha, I didn't expect Qiu Da to have such a humorous and funny scene!" ”

"Qiu Da?" Zhang Bing wondered. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"In the past, Director Qiu's fans called him Qiu Da." Liu Jingling smiled and said, "But now everyone calls him by his name." ”

Chen Weiye said speechlessly: "Qiu Yang, this guy is too badly beaten, if I didn't have to cooperate with the recording of the show, I really want to take off my shoes and beat him hard!" ”

Hu Geng laughed and said: "When the show is broadcast, it is estimated that many viewers will be like you, this guy is too ink, and he is in a hurry, and he is likely to even smash the TV!" ”

"Poof! It's really possible! Ronana laughed.

......

"Mr. Hu, I think "I Am a Singer" is very good-looking and interesting!"

"Yes, especially in the process of Qiu Yang's announcement of the vote ranking at the end, it made me laugh to death."

"Haha, I want to laugh but I don't dare to laugh! I didn't expect this to be a funny show! ”

Hu Geng admired: "It is worthy of Qiu Yang!" I can't imagine that music programs can be so engaged, we are all wrong, "I Am a Singer" is not as simple as everyone thinks, this program is a new genre in music programs! ”

"Yes, when the show is broadcast, it is estimated that those netizens who complained about Qiu Yang and "I Am a Singer" will be slapped in the face. I feel that the ratings of "I Am a Singer" are definitely not much worse than "The Masked God of Songs". ”

......

A few minutes later, the singer lineup of "I Am a Singer" went crazy on the Internet!

"What? Huang Bo, Zhang Bing, Hu Geng and Chen Weiye all participated in "I Am a Singer"? ”

"I'll go! Fool people! Who is so awesome to invite Lu Haiqing to a variety show? He is an old brother in the music world who doesn't appear on other programs except for the Spring Festival Gala! ”

"Is this news credible! If it's really these seven singers, this is terrible! Any singer is a coaxing character! ”

"Blow hard! Lonana is on an Asian tour! How could she possibly participate in "I Am a Singer"! ”

......

After the audience broke the news, "I Am a Singer" soon became a hot topic on the Internet.

At ten o'clock in the evening, CCTV Music Channel ushered in the national premiere of "I Am a Singer"!

At the beginning, wearing a white long dress, Dong Yunxi, who was as beautiful as a fairy, walked out on the red carpet!

"What you are watching now is the recording site of the first episode of "I Am a Singer", which is titled by the sound of nature, God-given good milk, pollution-free and additive-free fierce cow organic milk! Hello everyone, I'm Dong Yunxi! ”

At the same time, the chairman of Mengniu Group was waiting for the TV at home, watching "I Am a Singer".

As an uncle over half a hundred years old, he has never liked to watch variety shows, if it weren't for the title of "I Am a Singer" by the Fierce Bull Group this time, he would not have been so bored to sit in front of the TV and watch the music program "I Am a Singer".

At this time, after hearing the host's opening remarks, Mr. Niu's eyes instantly widened, with a surprised expression on his face!

The sound of nature, God-given good milk?

Pollution-free and additive-free organic milk for fierce cows?

Ha ha! This ad is good! This ad placement is so good!

"God-given milk? Ha ha! The advertisement planned by Qiu Yang is amazing! ”

Thinking about it, Mr. Niu suddenly realized an important thing! He quickly picked up his mobile phone and made a call!

"Hurry up and get people to design the new packaging! Be sure to add the words God-given good milk, no pollution and no additives! ”

After dealing with this matter, Mr. Niu was impressed with Qiu Yang! He has been working in the dairy industry for so many years, and there are so many employees and subordinates in the company group, and the advertising slogan he came up with is simply spicy chicken in front of Qiu Yang's advertising slogan!

God-given milk? This is such a tall and awesome advertising slogan!

No pollution and no additives? Just by listening to it, you know that this is a natural and healthy milk!

At this time, the viewers watching the TV couldn't help but complain.

"I'll go! God-given milk? This word cliff was conceived by Qiu Yang! ”

"Haha! Just for this sentence of God-given milk, I'll go to the supermarket to buy a box of fierce cow milk and taste it later. ”

Subsequently, one singer after another appeared on the stage.

"Poof, when Zhang Bing appeared, Huang Bo and Chen Weiye both scolded Qiu Yang! These two people were fooled by Qiu Yang! ”

"Haha, Huang Bo is so funny, he actually forgot that there are several cameras installed around, and said that the part of scolding Qiu Yang can't be broadcast!"

"He is worthy of being a god-level singer in the music world! Every song sings so well! ”

"Haha, "I Am a Singer" has such a funny plot! The agent grabbed the singer to sign the contract, and he can figure out what Qiu Yang's brain is made of! ”

"Poof, six of the seven program agents went to Goddess Zhang Bing, and the other singers are so pitiful!"

......

Subsequently, it was to Qiu Yang to announce the vote ranking.

"My day! Qiu Yang's action of crossing Erlang's legs is too arrogant! ”

"Haha, I'll just say how could Qiu Yang not show his face, it turns out that he was the final finale!"

"Poof, Chen Weiye laughed at me to death, do you believe Qiu Yang's words? Then you might as well believe that the sow will go up the tree! ”

"Hahaha, Chen Weiye is so funny, it turns out that he was fooled by Qiu Yang like this!"

Immediately afterwards, Qiu Yang said: "Before announcing the vote rankings, please allow me to drink a glass of non-polluting and additive-free Fierce Cow Organic Milk to be shocked." Well, good cow! Good milk! This pure, one-of-a-kind milky taste...... It's delicious! ”

Seeing this, Niu was always amused!

"Good cow? Good milk? Pure and pure? A unique milky taste? Haha, Qiu Yang's ad placement is so good! ”

The audience was speechless and complained!

"Shameless! I've never seen a show advertised like this! ”

"Ma Dan, how much money did Qiu Yang collect from the fierce bull! This ad placement is too obvious! ”

"Haha, I feel like the majest's milk is going to be hot!"

A few minutes later.

'Poof, Huang Bokong was overjoyed, it turned out that the second place was not him! ”

"I'll go, Qiu Yang, can your sister quickly announce the ranking!"

"Haha, where is this music program! This is clearly a reality show and a funny show! ”

"Qiu Yang is so funny, the singers and agents on the scene were all played miserably by him."

"Hemp eggs! It's almost half an hour! Your uncle's just announced four rankings! I want to smash the TV! ”

"Qiu Yang, your sister! Can you give it a good time! If the next episode of the show is still so ink, I won't watch it! ”

Finally, the show has finally come to an end!

The ranking of the first issue of the first season of "I Am a Singer" has finally been announced.

First place: Zhang Bing

Second place: Hu Geng

Third place: Huang Bo

4th place: Luo Nana

Fifth place: Chen Weiye

Sixth place: Lu Haiqing

Seventh place: Chen Yi

In an instant, the Internet began to be lively!

"I Am a Singer" is definitely the first failed show planned by Qiu Yang?

Fail your sister!

The content of "I Am a Singer" is old-fashioned, and it is very boring to simply invite singers to sing on stage?

Old-fashioned your sister!

Qiu Yang Jianglang is exhausted, but the planned program is not good?

Qiu Yang, your sister...... No, your sister! Who said that Qiu Yang Jianglang was exhausted? Who said this show won't work! "I Am a Singer" is not only a music show, but also a funny and humorous reality show, your sister!

At this time, many people remembered what Qiu Yang said in the promotional video of "I Am a Singer"!

"Doubt me, laugh at me, hurt me! I salute life with my back! Music is fearless, I am a singer - Qiu Yang! ”

Before the broadcast of "I Am a Singer", what if more people doubted him, laughed at him, and hurt him? Qiu Yang didn't care about it at all!

What does it mean to pay tribute to life with your back?

It means that those of you who doubt him, laugh at him, and hurt him can only look forward to him in the end! (To be continued.) )