In the evening of the same day, the doctors who worked the day shift in the hospital changed their clothes and left work. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Several male doctors walked out of the building and passed through the backyard, laughing and talking. One of the people who was laughing was suddenly stunned, and the colleagues next to him stopped talking abruptly.

The strange behavior of several people immediately attracted the attention of the doctor behind them, and they stopped and stayed beside them.

I saw everyone's eyes unblinking, staring at the black Mercedes-Benz in the dim light.

"What is this?"

"Why does the dean's car seem to be sitting on the ground..."

"Could it be that the ground is collapsing?"

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At the first time, everyone only thought that they were dazzled and misunderstood, but when they rubbed their eyes and looked at it again, they found that...

"This, this, this?"

"The tires are gone!!"

"Oh my God..."

I saw the poor black Mercedes, with four bare pestles on the ground, like a daughter-in-law who had done something wrong, kneeling down in front of her mother-in-law.

"It's him! Kidd the Strange Thief has reappeared! ”

At this time, someone in the crowd shouted like this. made everyone's expressions frightened, and instantly froze on their respective faces!

"Who the hell is it? So... Awesome? Is there no thief in the world played by Andy Lau? ”

"Genius, this person is really a genius, even the theft is so shocking..."

"It's horrible..."

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Zhuo Ran, who was praised by the doctors, finally held back and did not go to his ex-girlfriend Li Xin.

Because of his dark belly, he wants to give his ex-girlfriend a fatal surprise. It's best to make her regret it for the rest of her life and regret missing him.

The next day, Zhuo Ran returned to the rental house, changed into a suite, and then rushed to the black heart hospital again.

Because of the disappearance of the dean's four wheels, it has attracted great attention from the hospital. To prevent such a spooky prank from happening again. The hospital specially dispatched a security guard to stay in the backyard day and night to conduct investigations.

Although the police followed the usual practice, once again the police came to the hospital to take notes. But since the matter is so absurd, and there is no evidence, it is just perfunctory.

Zhuo Ran hid outside the back door of the hospital, looking in from outside the iron railing.

I saw a thin security uncle, holding a backrest stool, sitting at the iron gate and looking at the courtyard. There is a stainless steel thermos next to the stool, which seems to mean to fight a protracted war.

This is in line with the old saying, "Never underestimate your opponent." ”

Zhuo Ran put his hand in his pocket and looked at the four bare black Mercedes Benzes without giving up.

To outsiders, it may just be a funny and strange car. But in Zhuo Ran's eyes, it is a beautiful thing comparable to a lover!

Seeing his baby being taken care of by the black-hearted hospital like this, Zhuo Ran's heart was a hundred unhappy.

"Now my point amount is 11,900 yuan, and the gold coin achievement is 10,000 points."

"If it doesn't work here, where do I go to order this 11900? or 21900? ”

So in line with the principle of not flinching and not giving up, he walked around the hospital twice outside. found a huge hospital, and it seems that only the place at the back door can be used safely......

Therefore, Zhuo Ran wandered outside the iron gate from time to time, staring at the security uncle who was watching the car, and the black Mercedes-Benz that he slaughtered.

Time passed quietly, and soon it was time to leave work in the evening.

During this period, Zhuo Ran went to a small restaurant and ate a bowl of ramen, plus a scallion pancake and fried egg. Then with a full stomach, he walked slowly back to the back door of the hospital.

That's it! Suddenly, his eyes lit up! The skinny security guard was missing.

When he was about to take the leap and was about to sneak into the hospital. I saw a white and chubby security guard walking not far away......

Zhuo Ran sighed, "Eh, it seems that we really have to fight a protracted battle." ”

"I don't believe that the security guards of this hospital can be stricter than other people's sentry checks."

So the flying thief Zhuo Ran didn't bother to step on other places. I'm going to get on the bar with this black-hearted hospital today.

However, at this moment, the fat security guard, panting, sat down on the back stool. Holding a white mobile phone in his hand, he seems to look like an online novel.

Zhuo Ran in the shadows, seeing him as he reads, let out a shrill and obscene laugh from time to time...... Zhuo Ran, who has had the experience of indulging in novels, knew at a glance that he was hi.

Once the novel is read, the human spirit will be completely immersed in the world of the novel, unable to extricate itself...... Even when I sleep and go to the toilet, I don't bother to go to the ......

So here's the problem......

"Generally, novels often cost millions of words, and it takes one night to finish a book at the earliest. If this guy looks like this all night, then Lao Tzu also has to stand with him stupidly all night? So didn't I waste all my points today? ”

Suddenly, Zhuo Ran, as the author of the online article, felt that the back of his head was hammered violently... To be precise, it was the security guard who read the novel who was deeply hit...

"If that's the case, then I really am, online novels kill people."

So, Zhuo Ran just kept wandering outside and waiting, watching the security guard, sitting on a stool and reading a novel. I don't drink water, I don't go to the toilet.

The white screen shone brightly, shining on his fat face, which made Zhuo Ran feel an inexplicable hatred.

I don't think that's the way to go. If this continues, today's efforts and quotas will be in vain.

Suddenly! A flash of inspiration came to Zhuo Ran's mind!

"There it is!"

Since he loves reading novels so much, he must have hopes and fantasies about life. Then I can make good use of these! ”

Zhuo Ran said with a hint of joy on his face, "For example, you can pretend to be a master of the world and then appear in front of him." Then in front of him, the Mercedes Benz will be gold..."

"According to his addiction to online novels, he is likely to mistake me for his adventure......"

"Finally kneel down and worship me as a teacher... And he didn't say a word about meeting me... But even if he did, no one believed it. ”

Zhuo Ran carefully sorted out his thoughts in his mind.

Then I couldn't help but slap myself ...

Because in the end, he found out that in fact, his novel poisoning was far more extreme and serious than that of the security guard... Otherwise, I wouldn't have come up with such a speechless bloody plot.

"No wonder my novels are always hitting the streets, and readers don't even bother to spray me, it turns out that there is a reason..."

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