Chapter 3: First Sight of the Great God
What happened in the unit has already been notified to Bai Liang's mother, and the dismissal letter of the unit was also handed over to Bai Liang half an hour later as scheduled, the mother and son are already in the living room of Zhao Dashen's house at the moment, to say that this Zhao Dashen's family is on the fourth floor of the paper mill family building in Tianhai City, the three-bedroom and one-hall house type, when it will be out of the horse, how many patients have been seen are unknown, Wang Xiuyuan is also sick at the moment, and came to their house after the introduction of his colleague Xiaolan. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Today she was wearing a bright red pajamas, fluffy hair, a steamed bun face, and a pair of big eyes flashing with a trace of evil energy, at least Wang Xiuyuan thought so, because he had a sense of disgust in his heart as soon as he came to this house, and he just had a glimmer of hope, so he didn't tell Li Yan.
At this moment, the god Zhao is busy on the balcony, first to the west of the Buddha Hall lit the whole hall incense, worshiped and then to the opposite fairy hall lit five incense, after worshipping and went to the living room of a yellow hall list on the five incense, and later according to her own said that the yellow hall list is enshrined above the fairy statue Sanqing and so on, and finally to the door of the God of Wealth on the three incense, after worshipping the good then turned back to the reception room and sat on the sofa and said: You come to see hysteria for the first time, after a while, my old fairy will come to a little movement, don't scare you, After speaking, he lit a cigarette and took a big puff before slowly swallowing it out, and then yawned a few more times.
At this time, I saw that she began to fidget, her head shook more than the drug, her body trembled as if she had goat epilepsy, and her mouth was muttering non-human language, which was simply bird language in Bai Liang's words.
I don't know how long it took, but I saw that she gradually settled down and yawned again before she slowly opened her mouth and said in a scream: Who is here? Bai Liang had never been in contact with people like great gods and half-immortals, and when he heard the question, he was nervous and hurriedly replied: It's me~!
Zhao Dashen seemed to be very angry at this statement, so he asked in an aggravated tone: Who are you? Bai Liang pondered in his heart, aren't you an immortal, you know everything, you still ask me who are you? But he still replied cheerfully: My name is Bai Liang.
After hearing this, Zhao Dashen ignored him and said to himself, and said about two minutes later: You were put on something in the unit this afternoon, hum, it's just a little snake fairy, he made trouble with you just to ask you to stand up, it's as simple as that.
When Bai Liang heard this, he asked: Why did he ask me to set up a church?
"Zhao Dashen": Because you have all the five elements, you can speak now, I don't believe you can cross your legs and close your eyes, light a cigarette, and he can still talk to you. ”
At this time, there were two immortals talking behind Bai Liang where no one was paying attention, "I said Brother Tianba, he is too capable of, today I deduced that my brother Ma had a car accident at night, and I specially asked Brother She Wannian to possess him and remind my little brother Ma, how did he, the immortal brother who has been sealed, become a little snake, not to mention, why has even the nature been changed, what has become a hall?" Isn't this nonsense~! ”
"Hey~ Brother Tianwu, you don't know about this, as the so-called everything is providential, there is no accident, today since the Zhao family's mansion wants to make money from the little brother Ma, it is a fixed number, we will cooperate with him later, and on the day of registration, we will just report a few names, make up the number, and wait for me to report this matter like Lao Tianzun is planning."
"Alas~ That's the only way to do it, look~! The little snake in his house is going to go up to our brother's horse" At this time, a little fairy with a snake tail was trying to enter Bai Liang's body, Bai Liang was sitting cross-legged at this time, and he felt that his back was tight, and a cool breeze was blowing, and then he suddenly opened his mouth and said: I am the snake fairy on Bai Liang's body, in order to repay the life-saving grace of the year, I came to him to come out, if I don't come out within three days, Bai Liang's life is not guaranteed~!
After that, Bai Liang only felt light, and the initiative of the body was in his hands again, Bai Liang said to Li Yan: Mom, it wasn't what I wanted to say just now, but it really came out of my own mouth, it seems to be true, he just said that he would stand within three days, then let's stand.
Legend has it that there is a kind of person in the Shenlong Continent who can pass through yin and yang, and have extraordinary skills in seeing ghosts and gods. Ordinary people don't know, so they collectively call this kind of person a half-immortal or a great immortal. And these half-immortals will worship incense in their homes, and some things such as red and yellow cloth are called Litangkou.
Li Yan originally loved her son, and when she heard these words, there was still room for thinking, so she expressed her position at the time, and we agreed! No matter how much it was, we set it up.
"Zhao Dashen" was very happy to hear it, nodded and said: Well, that's good, three days later, our brother will go to your house to set up a hall, what do you need to prepare, ask our brother and horse, we hit the horse back to the mountain, don't forget to give us 999 money when you set up the hall. After speaking, he didn't wait for Bai Liang's mother and son to answer, and went back with a shake of his head.
Zhao Dashen slowly yawned and woke up, and simply explained to Bai Liang's mother and son that he was possessed by the gods just now, and then said: You go back and buy a three-foot three red cloth, a yellow cloth, five catties of millet, 200 pieces of yellow paper that are not printed, red, yellow, blue, green, black, 5 pieces of five-color paper, chicken, duck, fish, meat, wine and fruits must be prepared, and I will go to Litangkou in three days. Later, Bai Liang discussed the specific materials with her, and still paid 50 yuan for incense, so he went home with Li Yan to prepare the things at the entrance of the hall. Will Litangkou succeed this time?
The day after coming out of Zhao Dashen's house, Zhao Dashen called Bai Liang and said that he had to invite a Buddha statue at Litangkou, just like her home, so he made an appointment to meet at the gate of the Dacheng Temple in Tianhai City, Bai Liang was shopping with his girlfriend Xiaoying at this time, and after hearing about it, he hurriedly went to Li Yan's unit with Xiaoying, and found Li Yan to explain the matter.
Hurry over to say hello, "Hello Aunt Zhao, it's not too late for us to come." Zhao Dashen replied expressionlessly, "Well, it's not too late, let's go, let's go to the marriage Buddha statue shop, I have already calculated your fate is at her house." ”
Bai Liang didn't dare to say anything else when he heard it, so he took the initiative to follow behind, and a group of four people entered the marriage Buddha statue shop, which was full of Buddha statues, God of Wealth statues, and bronze statues on the right hand side of the store. On the left-hand side, there are incense candles. There is a row of rosaries in the middle. The female boss of the store was a bloated woman, in her forties, and when she saw Zhao Dashen bringing someone here, she greeted her with a smile, "Oh~ Sister Zhao, you are here, who will choose the Buddha statue today?" ”
Zhao Dashen nodded at the boss and said, "Well, this time it's for him," and after speaking, he pointed at Bai Liang.
The boss took a look at the situation and said, "Yo~ so young, it seems to be your apprentice~!" ”
Zhao Dashen nodded noncommittally when he heard this.
Seeing that Zhao Dashen was lukewarm, the boss was also accustomed to it, and hurriedly turned his head to introduce Bai Liang and his party, "The Buddha statue in our house is the most complete, you don't have to look at the second one when you enter, how many numbers are you going to choose?" ”
"This? I don't understand either~! Wang Xiuyuan said with a dilemma.
"My family is No. 16, you can't be bigger than my family, just choose 8~14" Zhao Dashen took over the conversation lukewarmly.
The boss frowned when he heard it, but he didn't say much because he pointed to her to pick up customers in the future. Bai Liang looked up at the Buddha statues, and felt that all the Buddha statues in the last row of more than one meter high were looking at him, as if they were nodding with a slight smile.
Bai Liang hurriedly asked Zhao Dashen for advice: "Aunt Zhao? I feel like the last row is looking at me and smiling, should I invite the last row? ”
Zhao Dashen didn't listen to him, but when he heard him say this, he was anxious on the spot: "Ah~!" What the?! Yes~! Absolutely not, it's used in the temple, you think your home is a temple, hurry up and choose a trumpet for me~! After speaking, he gasped twice, and everyone only looked at Bai Liang, but no one noticed that Zhao Dashen's eyes flashed with heavy jealousy at this time. You know, there is a saying in the Shenlong Continent that the larger the number of the Buddha statue, the heavier the fate between you and the Buddha, and it is said that the person who invites you home cannot exceed half a meter, but in fact, it varies from person to person and cannot be generalized.
Speaking of Bai Liang, when he heard Zhao Dashen's words, he had to ignore the last row of Buddha statues, and continued to choose the small Buddha statues, and later under the bewitchment of Zhao Dashen, he selected six Buddha statues and spent more than a thousand to go home.
That night, Zhao Dashen had a dream, and saw a Bodhisattva coming to the west, with an angry face, and said, "My disciple Bai Liang has a deep fate with me, why did you deliberately not let him invite me back to the door to sit down." ”
This frightened Zhao Dashen, and he hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed three times and said, "Eyes Niangniang forgive your sins, I will ask him to invite you home early tomorrow morning, and I will never get involved, and I hope that the Bodhisattva will forgive your sins." When the eyed lady heard this, she nodded, and left with a flash of golden light.
The next day, Zhao Dashen didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly told Bai Liang to invite the Statue of Lady of Eyes to go home, and invited her to join according to his mood. She also explained that she was too busy yesterday and forgot to be busy. After all, Bai Liang was still young, so he didn't think much about it, and invited another statue of the Lady of Eyes to go home happily. Everything is in place now, just wait for tomorrow to set up a church.