Chapter 17: Sincerity, gold and stone are open
Last time, it took the Jade Spirit Fairy twelve hours in the sky to barely get to the water tank, but the scene in front of him almost made him faint. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info saw that the old Taoist was drinking the water in the water tank with a big gulp, muttering while drinking, it was so delicious, it was delicious, and after a while, I saw that the water in the water tank was drunk clean by the old Tao.
Yu Ling felt weak at that time, and the two buckets of water that he accidentally brought were all sprinkled on the ground. For a while, I felt that I couldn't find a tune to cry. After slowing down for a long time, he shouted as hard as he could: "That old way~!" You're going too far! β
The Taoist priest listened and looked back at the Jade Spirit Fairy, what are his eyes, and said with an innocent face, "Oops~!" Look at Dao Ye and my memory, little doll, you are preparing to pass the test of the Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill, oops, immeasurable~That Tianzun~! Daoye, I'm thirsty for a while, forget, forget~! Oh, little doll, you see that you are tired and haggard, and you are thirsty! Come and quench your thirst with a sip! β
With that, he turned the water tank upside down and put the rest of the water on the ground. Seeing this, Yu Ling was so angry that he couldn't wait to pull out his sword and stab him to death. Holding back his anger, he glanced at the old man fiercely, picked up the water tank on the ground without knowing it, said that the two buckets of water he had brought were poured into it, and then hung the empty bucket back on the flat shoulder, and without resting, he set up a retreat and went straight to the Heavenly Spirit Spring.
It was another difficult process, but this time it took fifteen hours to finally return for thirty-three days, and the beaten water was poured into the tank, which was less than a tenth of the tank. Yu Ling rested for about two hours, then picked up the bucket and continued to set up the light and go straight to the heavens.
After tossing for three days, I finally couldn't stand it anymore and fell asleep next to the water tank, I don't know how long it took to wake up slowly, only to hear laughter, and look up to see two male children playing with a baby who looks like three months old.
One of the Taoist boys held a wooden stick in his hand and said to the baby, "Hmph, this thousand-year-old sinking wood is specially designed to restrain you, as long as it hits you, you will have to pass out immediately, let us deal with it, you have to go back to the Dan furnace with us obediently, see if I don't clean you up!" β
When the baby heard this, his face changed and he didn't dare to make trouble. The human stick out his tongue and obediently follow back. At this time, another Taoist boy said while walking away: "I said that you have turned nine times, and you didn't do it before you asked you to come, why do you have to let us take out the magic weapon of the ancestor before you are willing to be obedient, right?" β
After speaking, the Dao Tong said to another Dao Tong: "This thousand-year-old sunken wood is a good material for the pad water tank!" There are two more under the water tank. After speaking, the three of them entered the Dan room and could no longer see a figure.
Yu Ling slowly stood up and looked under the water tank, and sure enough, he found at least a dozen identical thousand-year-old sunken woods. At this time, the two Taoist boys came out again, and one of them said to the other, "The patriarch opened the altar to teach the Fa today, everyone went to listen to the patriarch's preaching, let's go quickly, it's late and there is no place to sit!" β
After speaking, the two trotted all the way and disappeared in an instant. Yu Ling was just about to go to fetch water, when he suddenly had an idea in his heart, thinking that everyone was going to listen to the patriarch's teachings, if I used this thousand-year-old sinking wood to stun Jin Dan now, would I be able to directly take Jin Dan away without realizing it? But when I thought about what Jigong said when I was leaving, I always felt that it had another meaning. Thinking about it again, my Jade Spirit Fairy is walking right, when did I do anything to steal chickens and touch dogs, isn't it just fetching water? So he picked up the bucket and went to fetch water.
This time, I felt that the two buckets filled with water seemed to be not as heavy as before, and it took ten hours to come back, and when I came back, I felt that the road did not seem to be so far, and I didn't think much about continuing to fetch water. This time it took five hours, at this time the water in the tank has been halfway, Yu Ling doesn't know whether he is happy or what the reason, he didn't feel very tired, and went to fetch water, this round trip only took two hours, and continued to fetch water, this time an hour less than in front of the water tank, just about to pour water into it but saw something unbelievable.
Two Heavenly Demons were holding a thousand-year-old sunken wood in their hands, and a comatose baby was sneakily trying to go out through the back door. Yu Ling looked at this anger, good! I worked hard here to fetch water, but I was succeeded by the Heavenly Devil, so I paid it back! How capable is the Jade Spirit Fairy! Immediately put down the bucket, pulled out the sword, and shouted, "Stay~!" Where are those two heavenly demons going! β
Before I was bullied, I felt that my body was many times faster than before! I don't know how much faster I swung the sword than before. A set of dragon and tiger subjugation swordsmanship made it handy, and the two heavenly demons were killed on the spot in three or two clicks.
He picked up the unconscious baby with his hands, but he couldn't wake him up by all means. After a while, the golden light on the baby's body flashed, turning into a round golden pill and falling into the hands of the jade spirit. Now Yuling has two choices, one is to leave with the Jin Dan without knowing it, and the other is to wait for the others to listen to the patriarch's lecture and then return the Jin Dan. After struggling for a while, Yu Ling resolutely came to the Danfang and thought that I would wait for them to come back in the Dan room, but as soon as I opened the door, I was stunned, because there was a room of people in the Dan room, and the old Taoist from before was also present, and he was looking at Yu Ling with a smile at this time.
No one spoke for a while, and then the old Taoist spoke, "Little girl, why didn't you take the golden pill to the lower realm?" What do you want to do when you come back? β
Yu Ling was stunned at this time, and subconsciously said: "My dignified Jade Spirit Fairy is here on behalf of the Queen Mother of West Kunlun, how can I do this thing of stealing chickens and touching dogs!" β
Lao Dao laughed heartily when he heard this: "Hahaha, good, good, good!" Although this girl has a demonic body, her perseverance is far beyond ordinary people! It is a rare kind heart, walking right and doing right! Good! Good! "I've said a lot of good things in a row!
At this time, a long-eyebrow old man beside him also spoke: "Immeasurable Tianzun, the Nine Turns Senior, the Jade Spirit Fairy has passed your test, and there are holy monks and queen mothers coming forward, do you think it~?" β
The old man, known as the Nine Turns, smiled slightly and took over: "Hehe, okay, I'll accompany the little girl for a while!" β
The Jade Spirit Fairy now obviously felt that her IQ was a little insufficient, so she felt her heart beating faster, and she couldn't help but point at the old Tao and say, "Huh? What the? Dao Ye, you are ~~~~~!!! β
The boss was not surprised to see the Jade Spirit Fairy lose his temper like this. He smiled slightly and nodded and said, "Hahahaha, who else can I be?" But you're too naΓ―ve, little girl. You still want me to feed that baby spirit, and you're not afraid that he won't be able to bear it! β
When the Jade Spirit Fairy heard this, she was completely blindfolded, and wondered if the elixir was not for eating? At this time, the old Taoist next to him saw that the jade spirit was stunned, so he explained, "The jade spirit fairy, the nine-turn predecessor was generated by chaos, and was refined by the ancestor with three flavors of true fire for seventy-seven and forty-nine days before he was born, one grain of nine turns, nine turns of one grain, he has already cultivated his spiritual powers, and it is not for eating!" If you go with you to cast a spell, you can reverse the situation and save the life of that infant spirit! β
When the Jade Spirit Fairy heard this, she suddenly realized this time: "Oh! I see! β
Jiuzhuan was like when the Jade Spirit Fairy first met, and he was also in a hurry and said, "Well, it's not too early, little girl, let's go quickly!" β
When the Jade Spirit Fairy heard this, he thought that this Nine Turns Soul Resurrection Pill was really not the character of ink, and nodded that the two of them turned in front of the Jade Spirit Fairy and set up a retreat in the back, and instantly descended to the mortal dust, and came in front of an ancestral hall, at this time, the infant spirit was receiving incense in a stone statue, and the stone statue of the infant spirit was located at the bottom right of the stone statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva. At this time, an old nun was kneeling in front of the Bodhisattva statue, reciting the Great Compassion Mantra devoutly.
It turned out that after Ji Gong left with the jade spirit, Ji Gong sent a message to Dao Meng to teach him how to do it. So Daomeng built an ancestral hall on this deep mountain according to the Jibu generation, and the ancestral hall has a total of a Bodhisattva statue and a stone statue. Then he guided the village woman to become a monk and recite the sutra to slow down the dissipation of the baby's spirit. Hence this paragraph.
Nine transformations into the appearance of the old way, pointed to the stone statue with his hand, and said: "One grain of Jindan is born nine turns, and one grain of nine turns is self-rejuvenating!" β
The infant spirit in the stone statue immediately shone with colorful light, and it was dazzling. Then he fled south in an instant! At this time, Jiuzhuan said to the nun: "Your child has been reincarnated, Dao Master, I understand that you do have a hard time in having a fetus, and you are not a great evil person, and you have accumulated merit by holding the precepts and practicing over the years, so I arranged for that child to meet you in fifteen years, recognize you as a master, and accompany you to practice the same fruit!" β
After hearing this, the nun thanked her and said that she would continue to worship the Buddha sincerely in the future, and show up to teach the Dharma and educate the world! In the meantime, things turned nine times and went back to the Doushi Palace. The Jade Spirit Fairy also went back to West Kunlun to resume his life.
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It is said that Bai Liang only felt weak on the day he finished standing in the hall, and he went to bed early at seven o'clock in the evening, and slept until seven o'clock the next morning, exactly twelve hours of sleep.
When I woke up, I felt dizzy, and I remembered that I had a lot of dreams, but each dream was not particularly clear, and I felt a splitting headache when I thought about it. I thought that this is not for me to recall, not for me to remember these dreams, Bai Liang has always been an open-minded person, and he thought that if he didn't let it, he wouldn't let it.
For a while, I didn't bother with these washes, and then went to the front of the hall to offer incense. Each of the three incense burners has a large lotus incense (large lotus incense: here it refers to the meaning of five incense sticks on each incense burner. After the fairy hall was finished, I went to the Buddha hall and ordered three sticks of incense, kowtowed, and began to do morning classes.
First, I recited a high Jade Emperor Heart Seal Sutra in the fairy hall, and after reciting, I went to the Buddha Hall to recite a Vajra Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra and the Great Compassion Mantra. After chanting, prostrate and then go to the purchased futon and start meditating. After about half an hour, I just felt refreshed and casual and didn't want to continue, so I sat up and went to the kitchen for breakfast.
After breakfast, I felt bored and thought to myself that I was a horse now, so I should do something. But what if no one comes to ask about the doctor for a while? By the way, there is a Buddhist temple in Tianhai City called Mahayana Temple. There are a lot of fortune tellers at the entrance of the temple, and I thought that it would be better for me to go there and set up a stall, so as to fulfill my obligations, show my magical powers, and make some extra money by the way.
I didn't hesitate to buy a marker pen and a piece of red paper in the pen shop, on which were written the words "Seeing a doctor, telling fortunes, and breaking things". Then I learned from the same thing, and I also wrote a big fairy character in the middle. After a while, they were all ready, got on the bus, and came to the temple gate without saying a word. The weather was nice on this day, the wind was mild and the sky was clear. There are indeed a lot of hexagram stalls at the door, most of them are middle-aged and there are many older ones, but there are no young people.
Bai Liang is also a household appliance seller, and he is not ashamed to eat his cheeks a long time ago, so he found a relatively clean place to sit on the ground, spread out the paper, and pressed the stones at the four corners, which is ready to tell people hexagrams. After waiting for an hour, he didn't come to tell the fortune, but a middle-aged man who looked to be in his 40s next to him came over and chatted with him.
The two of them have a match and a match, and they are idle and idle. After a while, three people came from the opposite side, dressed in civilian clothes. Bai Liang didn't know how to set up a stall for the first time, but the uncle who was chatting next to him was an old man, and when he saw the demeanor of the three people, he knew that it was not good, and he turned around and ran away and didn't want the benches, bamboo sticks and other things in the hexagram stall. In a few seconds, he was gone. Bai Liang was different, and the three people had already come closer.
The first elder spoke: "Boy, it's the first time you come to set up a stall, don't you know the rules?!" β
Bai Liang was stunned when he heard this, and subconsciously asked, "Rules?" What rules? β
When the person who asked the question heard Bai Liang's reply, he frowned: "Hmph, if you set up a stall in front of this temple, you have to pay a protection fee from me, 1,000 yuan without bargaining, or if you are arrested as a feudal superstition, go to the police station, do you believe it or not?" The policeman at the head said fiercely.
Bai Liang didn't know them at all, let alone expect it to be someone from the police station, so he thought it was a ruffian, and then he glared and said: "Just by you, you dare to ask me for protection money, I want to see what you can do to me if I don't pay it today!" β
After hearing this, the policeman in charge looked at the two policemen next to him and sneered slightly, then waved his hand and said, "Catch it back, let him know that he knows how powerful!" β
The policemen on both sides didn't talk nonsense when they heard it, reached out and touched the handcuffs, and handcuffed Bai Liang at that time, scolding and scolding in their mouths, and dragged Bai Liang into the police car with kicks and drags. The police car drove into the compound of the police station all the way, dragged Bai Liang off the car, pushed and shoved into the interrogation room, this interrogation room is not too large, the space is quite small, there is a radiator in the corner, the police don't talk nonsense, handcuff Bai Liang to the radiator, turn around and leave.
Besides, this Bai Liang has suffered a big crime, how can I say it? The method of handcuffing people is actually exquisite, this radiator is not only for winter heating, sometimes bring people in to that handcuffed person standing upright, want to squat and can't squat, just like being forced to zama step, people who have practiced martial arts know that zama step does not take more than ten minutes, ordinary people have to sweat, half an hour will have muscle soreness, and an hour will have to lose consciousness.
You can imagine how damaging this trick is, and if you want to fight a lawsuit, you can't win it, the police at most say that it is a job need, and they can prevaricate in a sentence without considering that the suspect will suffer like this. Bai Liang is guilty here, and he will not mention it for the time being. Besides, these immortals in Bai Liangtang, what did they do? Why didn't you bless him? It turns out that since yesterday the entrance of the hall, these immortals have been busy, because Tianding Bai Liang is forty years old and debuted in the hall, and now he is out early, regardless of the situation, he was pit by Daxian (referring to Zhao Daxian here), leaving a lot of Luo ***, as mentioned above, the permission order. For example, the debut flag, etc., these have not been approved for a long time. Therefore, everyone is busy with their own things, the application for approval, the recruitment of troops, the recruitment of horses, the visit to the local land mountain god, the visit to the land mountain god, the visit to the city god, etc., in short, they are not idle.
It stands to reason that the talisman should follow Bai Liang 24 hours a day without rest, but it was a coincidence, but this day was just in time for the Huang family's grandmother to celebrate her birthday, and these two had no choice but to leave Bai Liang temporarily to celebrate the Huang family's grandmother's birthday, after all, the fairy family is more disciplined than people. Just like this, Bai Liang had no one around him to take care of him for a while, and he was idle and ran to the door to set up a stall to cause such a disaster, and now it seems that this is also the will of heaven and his fate.
Huang Tianba and Huang Tianwu, the two immortal families, broke away from the birthday banquet and went home to see that there was no one at home. I was paralyzed in the lawsuit and is now suffering at the police station, oh, how is this good, hurry up and find Bai Liang's father to pinch the mantra and say such a finger, Bai Liang's father Bai Zhantang can't sit still, I don't know what's wrong, I just want my son to call, and no one answered the phone after calling a few times, and suddenly someone answered the phone when I called the nth time. The other party actually claimed to be a policeman, at first Bai Zhantang thought that Bai Liang's friend was joking with him, but when the other party said the name and location of the police station in detail, Bai Zhantang realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked Bai Liang why he was arrested. This made Wang Lin angry and couldn't wait to discount Bai Liang's legs.
But the angry child still has to take care of it, what should I do Hurriedly called his fifth brother, Wang Lao Wu is a businessman developer, usually dealing with government agencies, today just in time to run errands with the director of the public security bureau to do things suddenly the phone rang, picked up and heard that his eldest nephew let the police station arrest him at the time he was anxious, a dozen steering wheels pulled Director Li to the police station, Director Li still wondered what this means? After asking what happened, Director Li was also very angry, thinking to himself when did our public security team appear these arbitrary and reckless things, and dared to use handcuffs to handcuff people privately, handcuffs can only be used by the criminal police when arresting criminal suspects, when can they handcuff people casually in a small police station? Besides, the urban management department is naturally responsible for setting up stalls, and when the police station is so idle, it will also manage the stalls.
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and after a while, I arrived at the door of the police station, and the two parked the car and got out of the car and walked to the police station, at this time it was 11 o'clock in the morning. As soon as the doorkeeper saw the person, he opened the window and didn't come out, pointing his finger at Wang Lao Wu and Director Li, and shouted, "Hey! ~Ay~! Don't go inside, there's no one inside, you have to do something and come early tomorrow, this kung fu people are all drinking, how can there be anyone in the afternoon! Let's go back! β
When Li Gang heard this, he was furious! Pointing at the janitor with his hand, he said, "Good, good, very good!" Not only dare to arrest people casually, but also dare to derelict their duties during working hours, you are so bold, you TM immediately let your director come to see me, I can't see anyone within five minutes, hum, you let him think about the consequences! β