Chapter 116: The two of them are in a hurry to be reincarnated?
Zhang Xiaojun took a look and found that it was indeed Yang Jikang, his face was flushed, as if he had taken some big tonic, Zhang Xiaojun also took a closer look at Yang Jikang's crotch...... There seems to be some change, but I can't see it clearly through the screen and pants. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Did you eat Viagra?"
"What is Viagra?"
"Brother Wei!"
"Poof, there's still this name, isn't it, you don't look at him in a hurry, did he have surgery and put a fake?" Chen Qi guessed.
Zhang Xiaojun almost laughed, this thing is not a prosthetic, it can be fake......
"No, when it comes to the auction, if he comes, we will ask then?"
"Haha, okay, by the way, I found out a few new dishes from Yuelai Inn, why don't you ask your rumored girlfriend Lin Yuer to try them?" If I have a treat, I just ask for an autograph, okay? Let the brothers pretend to be compared, I haven't seen an actress up close......" Chen Qi looked at Zhang Xiaojun with a pleading face.
The corners of Zhang Xiaojun's mouth twitched, "I have a chance to say it, now I have a lot of things, I don't dare to make any more trouble, when my cousin comes back to take over the affairs here, I will find a chance for you to meet." ”
“…… Okay......" Chen Qi is not entangled, as Zhang Xiaojun said, there are many thieves in Zhang Xiaojun's recent affairs, and he can also see it.
After school in the afternoon, Zhang Xiaojun hurriedly returned home, and after eating something in a hurry, he drove out in the car, and Xiaobai continued to follow the car.
"Xuanyuan Sword's task ......" Zhang Xiaojun thought about it, and decided to wait until the troublesome matter in front of him was solved, and then he could complete the task of Xuanyuan Sword, which only required the state and officials to set fire to the fire, and the surname to light the lamp.
"What are you pulling today? Fairy, there are many treasures. ”
Zhang Xiaojun began to look for the target, but unfortunately he was stopped by two ghosts before he drove far, and the two ghosts looked a little panicked.
Zhang Xiaojun said half-jokingly: "The two of you are in a hurry to reincarnate? ”
"Yes, I can't go through the passage, please send me to Fengdu."
Zhang Xiaojun smiled awkwardly, he didn't expect what he said to be true, looking at the anxious appearance of the two, he let the second ghost get into the car, and by the way, he went to pay back the money of the eldest brother.
"By the way, although you are in a hurry, you still have to pay."
"Well, you say, that's as it should be."
"Pay you a fifth of what it will cost you to cross the line."
"It's so cheap, thank you, it's 100 billion coins converted into dark coins, the two of us!" The ghost in the co-pilot handed Zhang Xiaojun a large stack of dark banknotes.
"Just put the box in front of you, by the way, it should be you two ghosts, right?"
The ghost on the co-pilot let out a little solemn laugh, "Haha, you are quite humorous, how long will it take to get to Fengdu?" ”
"In an hour, by the way, aren't you afraid that you will be reincarnated? I heard that I don't have any memories of the original after reincarnation. ”
"Yes, after wandering for so long and getting a notice from the underworld, we are already very lucky to be reincarnated, and many ghosts don't have this opportunity yet."
"Huh? How do you say this? Doesn't it mean that as long as you don't do things that are too immoral, you can be reincarnated without going to the so-called hell? "Zhang Xiaojun doesn't understand, there are unspoken rules in this?
"It's not like this, everything is in the past after death, but some people go to hell to be punished if they are too obsessed or their sins are too heavy, in the hope of washing away their sins, and then get the opportunity to be reincarnated.
"Oh, it's like this, then you can't usually do too many things that lack morality, by the way, sit down, you're going to cross the line!" Zhang Xiaojun reminded him, and the car reached the speed 250 and disappeared on the road on the outskirts of Chuzhou City in an instant.
After the fog, it is still a view of nothingness.
"It's really fast, it's just amazing." The ghost of the co-pilot looked around and was shocked.
"Well, I won't lie to you, by the way, are you reincarnated in Huaxia now?"
"This is not necessarily, I heard that there is a high probability of being reincarnated in the place where you are alive, but it is possible to be reincarnated in other planes, it is all days, and no one can interfere."
"Oh, thank you for the confusion, big brother, you were from that place when you were alive?"
The ghost on the co-pilot thought for a while, "The people of Liangzhou in the Song Dynasty have been dead for hundreds of years......
"Oh? Why did it take so long to be reincarnated? ”
"There are some things that I didn't figure out after my death, and I wasted hundreds of years, and I only started to register twenty years ago, and I suddenly received a notice recently, so I hurried over."
"In this way, it's not easy to reincarnate with a number."
"yes......"
……
After a short time, they arrived in Fengdu, and the two ghosts hurriedly entered Fengdu after thanking Zhang Xiaojun, and Zhang Xiaojun found the ghost, "Big brother, this is the money I borrowed last time, you can take it twice." ”
"No double."
Zhang Xiaojun said with a smile: "Hehe, I just keep it to pay a toll, and I can't buy anything." ”
"Why can't you buy it, you can buy it, but it's really not useful to you." Ghost Errand.
"Hey, Brother Ghost, I looked at the city of Fengdu, I don't need it, is there any other place to sell it?"
"Well, yes, I happened to be ordered to take someone to inspect two of the 13th streets of the Ghost Dragon, why don't I take you to see them?" The ghost saw Zhang Xiaojun's desire, and sold Zhang Xiaojun a favor.
"Okay, thank you, Brother Ghost."
"Okay, wait a minute, I'll call the two of you together."
"Okay."
The ghost cha walked to the gate of the city and explained to a few people, and then walked to Santana with two ghost soldiers and got into the car.
"Let's go, let's go through Fengdu City first."
"You don't have to pay, do you?"
"Haha, no, you kid goblin."
"Hey, let's go."
Santana slowly drove into Fengdu, the streets were still the same, and there may have been a few small stalls with different owners.
"Brother ghost, they don't see ghosts buying when they set up stalls here......"
"It's just a punishment, wash away some things, the underworld, only think that a ghost like me who has a position listed in the book of life and death and some special ghosts can live normally, and the rest of the ghosts are waiting to be reincarnated, wash away their sins, wander around, etc., which is relatively peaceful."
"In this way, the underworld is a better place than a little gloomy."
"It's not to talk about, it's useless to you, but it's harmful, in the future, be smart, if the situation is not right, flee to Fengdu, Fengdu is an exempt capital, no ghost dares to be presumptuous, even if the king of the ten halls of Hades comes, he won't get angry in Fengdu."
"Oh, and this, I remember, by the way, I met that female ghost again last time, and she actually wanted to spend a good night with me, and it almost scared me to death." Zhang Xiaojun mentioned what happened last time.
The ghost frowned and said, "I didn't want to tell you, but I still have to say that the body of the female ghost in red should be a blue-eyed fox, a strange existence, it's right to say that she's dead, and it's right to say that she's not dead." ”
"Half-ghost, half-demon?"