The First Author Criticism Conference
Wang Li: "Hello readers, in view of the poor collection and recommendation of this book, and various reasons, the first author criticism conference is now open. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info by my Wang Li as the host of the scene, please cheer more, now start to criticize. ”
Wu Xiao raised his hand: "I want to know why it's not Chu Nanxiong who hosts, isn't he the protagonist?" ”
Wang Li: "Student Wu, you have to understand, no matter how bad the results of this book are, he is the protagonist handpicked by the author, how can he be embarrassed to challenge the author, the next classmate, please criticize it seriously." ”
Tang Tang raised his hand: "I think the biggest failure of this book is that there are too many beauties introduced at the beginning, which makes readers aesthetically tired, so that they can't even remember everyone's appearance." It is suggested that the author weaken all the female characters except me, so that the book will become a god just around the corner. ”
Emily flipped the table: "Just kidding, I'm the number one female, even my role has been cut, this book is definitely over." ”
Lin Daiyu said weakly: "Isn't it me who is the female number one?" ”
Ling Shangxiang smiled: "This is the author's criticism conference, and I think the author's biggest shortcoming is his writing." Of the 300 Tang poems, he can only think about one silent night, is he still qualified to be an author? In addition, the people who don't fight for the female number one are usually the female number one, so I never fought for it. ”
Liu Piaopiao retorted: "Fame is king these days, the author is just too stupid to write about the original fantasy of the same person, and it is all his own fault to make such a mess." Besides, the female number one is usually held by a popular person, but I am an Internet celebrity with hundreds of thousands of fans! ”
Wang Li: "This is a criticism conference, you all said it too gently, and the female No. 1 said that you want to be paired with Chu Nanxiong, which of you is willing?" ”
The scene fell into an eerie silence, and dozens of seconds later, Chu Nanxiong broke in: ", what do you mean?!" ”
Wang Li: "Due to various reasons, the first criticism conference came to an end, and as for when the second session will open, it all depends on when the author will be in pain." ”
Chu Yun: "Ma Dan, what about the old lady's chance to appear?" ”