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"It's okay with this money, it's a really soft girl, I was wrong just now, eldest sister, are you like this?" Zhang Xiaojun didn't eat it either. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, the store manager came, and after Zhang Xiaojun explained the matter, the store manager's face also changed, but then said: "This matter is over, the guest didn't mean it, Xiaofang, don't take it to heart." ”

Zhang Xiaojun sat down to eat at this time, but the waiter Xiaofang still stood in place, without the intention of leaving, Zhang Xiaojun was speechless, and said helplessly: "Sister Da, you just let me go, I really didn't mean to, in this way, if you feel that you have touched the mold, I will leave you a call, if you encounter something unlucky recently, find me, I will solve it for you!" ”

Zhang Xiaojun took the pen and paper on the menu and left his phone number, handed it to the waiter named Xiaofang, and was not in the mood to eat the meal, so he left a hundred yuan and drove away.

"Young people are still taboo about this, I pull ghosts, pit ghosts, and hit ghosts every day, and if I am unlucky, I will be unlucky a long time ago."

Not long after, Zhang Xiaojun drove to a fast food spot, bought a few hamburgers and fries and fried chicken and other things and returned to the car, and was about to find a place to park for a long time to replenish his energy, when the car door was pulled open without warning.

"Qingling Mountain." A chinchilla sat up, Zhang Xiaojun took a closer look, and only today did he pay attention, as if only he could see the original form of these demons and monsters.

"Qingling Mountain? Don't go. Zhang Xiaojun still remembers the toad essence last time, and if he goes, he may have some accidents.

"But I'm already in the car, and it says that I can't get out of the car unless I get to my destination." My Neighbor Totoro said calmly.

Zhang Xiaojun patted his head, he had pulled the passengers for so long, and there were really no passengers who had not gotten off the car at the destination, he thought that it was just that the door could not be opened, and some small passengers could get off from the window, but the strange thing was that he could get off casually.

"If you don't go anyway, you won't go to kill me." Zhang Xiaojun played Laipi, last time he made a big deal of the toad essence, and the doom silk thread given by the toad essence caused Yang Qianqian and her eldest cousin to make such a scandal, maybe there are other moths behind.

"You humans have a saying, as long as the benefits are big enough, then he can take risks, although I don't know why you don't want to go to Qingling Mountain, but you will agree to the sufficient reward, after all, you don't want me to follow you all the time, and still stand in your seat." My Neighbor Totoro said unhurriedly.

"Okay, you've convinced me, now take out your chips." Zhang Xiaojun.

"My eyes can see the past and the future, and I can help you calculate a hexagram!"

"Fortune telling? Some time ago, a god calculated a hexagram for me, I am a rich and noble life, do I still need to calculate it? Zhang Xiaojun said disdainfully.

"He's right, but that's just an episode of your life, you don't need to count, you are already rich and expensive if you drive like this, you don't need to count." My Neighbor Totoro squinted.

When Zhang Xiaojun heard Totoro say this, he immediately became interested and said, "Oh? There is also such a saying, let's listen to it, if there is a bit of a doorway, I will take the risk of taking you to Qingling Mountain. ”

"Okay, listen up, the falling flowers are independent, the swifts are flying, this is your catastrophe, you can't avoid it, as for the rest, you can experience it yourself, you can drive, right?" My neighbor totoro shook the saddle, lay down on the saddle, and fell asleep.

"Wori, this Nima, just these few words, let me risk my life?" Zhang Xiaojun looked at the rogue Totoro and thought he was unlucky and started the car.

"Falling flowers are independent, and micro swifts are flying? What's the case with this single and double? Zhang Xiaojun really lacked a string in his head, and he didn't know why for a while, and the car had already driven out of the city.

On the way to the land of nothingness, Zhang Xiaojun felt more and more cheated, and as soon as he parked the car, the ruffian came up and said, "I ......"

Before Zhang Xiaojun's words could be spoken, Totoro handed Zhang Xiaojun a small jade pendant and said, "This can clear your mind and concentrate on it, and it can be counted as a fare." ”

"Pure mind? This thing ......" Zhang Xiaojun showed a smile on his face, after all, he usually pulls weird, and if something happens on the day when his mind is not strong, since this thing can clear his mind and concentrate, it is not a loss.

Zhang Xiaojun started the car again, he decided that as soon as he arrived at Qingling Mountain, Totoro would slip away as soon as he got out of the car, so as not to be stopped by the toad essence, otherwise it would be very troublesome!

On the way, Zhang Xiaojun surprisingly didn't feel panicked, kept his mouth shut, looked at the outside of Qingling Mountain with apprehension, and found that there was no one, so he hurriedly put the car with a dragon and tailed, and said, "Get off the car quickly!" ”

My Neighbor Totoro smiled and slowly began to get out of the car.

"Grass! Hurry up! ”

Sure enough, as soon as Totoro got out of the car, a huge toad jumped down from Qingling Mountain, and Zhang Xiaojun began to soar as soon as he kicked the accelerator.

The huge toad chased Zhang Xiaojun, shaking Zhang Xiaojun's car from the ground from time to time, Zhang Xiaojun looked at the situation in the rearview mirror, and 10,000 grass and mud horses flew over in his heart, this deal was the most lost by him, this demon world and the fairy world are simply not safe, or the seemingly most unsafe place in the underworld.

"Grass!" After Zhang Xiaojun cursed in a low voice, he hurriedly hit the steering wheel to the left, avoiding a cloud of black slime, and the sound of the slime falling to the ground corroded made Zhang Xiaojun shudder.

"Brutes are brutes, such grudges!" Zhang Xiaojun had cold sweat on his forehead, since he was scared once in the fairy world, his courage has become smaller.

"Nima! This is even more powerful than aqua regia! Zhang Xiaojun scolded in a low voice, and dodged a cloud of black slime, and the ground was corroded and pitted.

After fleeing for a while, Zhang Xiaojun felt that the vibration of the car had slowed down, as if he had not caught up, he glanced in the rearview mirror and found that the toad spirit was staring at the place with wide eyes and madness

"Huh, don't chase anymore?" Zhang Xiaojun stopped the car, glanced around, and found that there was only the road under the car, and the rest was pitch black.

Zhang Xiaojun saw that there was no danger, so he said, "There is no place?" Haha, dead toad essence, you wait for labor and management, the master drove you to death that day! ”

"Quack...... Wail...... Wail! ”

After the third croaking of the toad essence, a sound wave visible to the naked eye flew towards Zhang Xiaojun, who hurriedly got into the car and ran away without stopping.

"Ahhh

The toad spirit behind him was so angry that he went crazy in place, and the slow Totoro saw this and said, "Don't be evil!" ”

"My Neighbor Totoro, what do you mean?"

"Experience for yourself, there's no problem borrowing your Qingling Mountain, right?"

"Get out!" The toad spirit roared!

My neighbor totoro ignored the toad essence, shook his long tail, and left by himself, because he was a scattered demon after all, and the toad essence was the guard of Qingling Mountain, a gateway to the city of Jinyu Kyushu (Yan, Han, Ning, Zhong, Lan, Wan, Yue, Yun, and Leizhou), and Totoro knew that the grass people did not fight with the sesame officials.

Zhang Xiaojun returned to the highway, picked up the Coke that had been covered and poured it twice, before he calmed down a little, thinking of what he had experienced in the fairy world and the demon world, he was in pain.

Along the way, Zhang Xiaojun carefully avoided the dots of the three colors on the map, so as not to be forced by the overlord again, and finally returned home after going around Chuzhou City for most of the circle.

"Mom and Dad, I'm back!"

"Well, wash your hands and eat."

"Good!"