Chapter 106: The rural roads are also slippery
Although Father He is an honest man who is kind to others, as soon as he heard that someone was going to dig his family's ancestral grave, the whole person immediately turned from a little sheep to a big bad wolf: "What? Someone wants to dig up our ancestral grave? Smash these people to death with a hoe! Xiaofei, how many people are there, when will they arrive? ”
He Fei glanced at his watch and estimated: "Dad, it should be half an hour later, one of them should be the bastard who told my mother's fortune a few days ago and deceived me about my birthday." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
"Okay, Xiaofei, don't worry, I let them come, they can't go!" Father He hung up the phone, He Fei didn't know what his father wanted to do, smiled bitterly twice, and continued to move forward at high speed.
In any case, he had to go home in person to be reassured.
Along the way, wherever He Fei drove past places with surveillance cameras, those cameras kept flashing.
He Fei can't care so much, let's rush home first.
It's still the same sentence, the car hasn't been transferred yet, and I don't have a driver's license, so I don't want to deduct my own points, hehe.
Master Zhou and Master Wang came to He Fei's home, Wutong Village, and parked the car at the entrance of the village.
First, Master Zhou forgot how He Fei's house went, last time he asked all the way in, but he didn't remember the way;
Second, the roads in the village are narrow, and the car is not easy to drive, so you can only park the car outside the village.
There is a large plane tree at the entrance of Wutong Village, which is probably how the village got its name.
As soon as Master Zhou and Master Wang got out of the car, they found that there were many people sitting under the big plane tree at the entrance of the village, all of whom were holding wooden items such as hoe handles, firewood knife handles, and flat poles.
"There's no vegetable patch here, so why are you picking up manure here?"
Although he felt very disgusted in his heart, Master Wang still put on a smile and asked the group of villagers, "Excuse me, how to get to No. 56 Xiaoxi Road in Wutong Village?" ”
A man who looked to be in his fifties and wore a dark blue coarse cloth shirt smiled happily: "This is Lao He's family, do you have anything to do with Lao He?" ”
Master Wang smiled: "That's the case, we are good friends of his son He Fei, and He Fei asked us to bring a gift to his family......"
"That's right." The man said happily, "How did I hear my mother-in-law say that you came a few days ago, and you said you were a fortune teller?" ”
Hearing this man's question, the faces of Master Wang and Master Zhou changed at the same time.
The man continued: "You also said that my son He Fei would soar, and let my uncompetitive mother-in-law give you all the characters of my son's birthday, right?" You city people have a lot of fun! ”
The more the man spoke, the colder his tone became, and his eyes glared at the boss with anger: "You two charlatans are here to dig up our family's ancestral grave, right?" Folks, kill them! ”
The man who spoke was He Fei's father, Lao He, and confirmed that these two guys were the wicked people who looked at feng shui as his son said, so he unceremoniously picked up the flat shoulder and smashed it viciously at Master Wang.
"Ahh
Syllable!
Master Wang's wrist was smashed to the point of pain, and his entire forearm was numb and painful, and the pain made him grin.
As soon as Lao He made a move, the others rushed up and smashed down at Master Wang and Master Zhou with the handle of the hoe, the handle of the firewood knife and the flat pole.
There is nothing to say about the feng shui skills of these two people, but when it comes to physical combat effectiveness, they are not even as good as an ordinary middle-aged person.
Surrounded and beaten by a group of peasants who did manual work all day long, they didn't even have the power to fight back, and they didn't even have the ability to parry.
In less than a minute, the two of them were beaten to the ground, huddled in a ball with their heads in their hands, like boiled shrimp.
"Don't fight, you have to pay for your life by beating someone to death...... Alas! Yes! Master Wang thought that he could make these villagers stop by shouting like this, but he didn't expect it to provoke more fierce smashing.
Two minutes later, Master Wang and Master Zhou only had the air in, not the breath out.
Afraid of killing these two guys, Lao He shouted "stop", Master Wang and Master Zhou were immediately relieved, and felt that the air was much fresher all of a sudden.
But before they could enjoy the fresh air for a while, a splash of solid liquid poured on them.
Master Wang and Master Zhou were breathing in the fresh air with their mouths open, and before they could shut up, the stinking solid-liquid mixture splashed on them and burrowed into their mouths.
"Wow-"
"Uh-"
The two guys struggled to get up, and spit out desperately, despite the dirt on their heads and hands.
Now Master Wang finally understands that there is no vegetable patch near here, but why did someone pick up the manure here, because it was specially prepared for them!
Master Wang's face was crying, and the yellow bile water was about to vomit out.
Just now, He Fei's father was still saying that people in the city have a deep routine, but now in his opinion, no matter how routine the city is, it can't compare to the countryside.
As the so-called rural roads are also slippery, people's hearts are too complicated!
As soon as he and Lao Zhou, the two feng shui masters, arrived in the countryside and didn't have time to do anything, they were beaten badly, not to mention, and they were poured a large mouthful of feces.
I knew that I had brought my apprentices with me, at least the apprentices could still block them and give them a chance to escape.
But where could they have imagined that they could be rectified before they entered the village.
The reason why they didn't bring their apprentices here was because they were here to use feng shui to harm people this time, and they couldn't let their apprentices see it.
Even if they are shameless, they have to maintain their image a little in front of their apprentices, which can be regarded as saving a face for themselves.
Fighting and splashing, Lao He looked at the two feng shui masters coldly: "In the past, when someone fought with my son, I always beat my son first, because I think kind people don't fight with people." But seeing you two guys who want to dig up people's ancestral graves, I don't think my son did anything wrong to offend you this time, because people like you deserve to be killed! ”
Being tossed like this, Master Zhou's eyes were full of ruthlessness: "You hillbillies wait, I'll let you all go to jail with one phone call......"
"Fuck you!" A grumpy villager slapped him on the left side of Master Zhou's face.
With a "snap", the left side of Master Zhou's face suddenly swollen, and a trace of blood oozed from the corner of his mouth.
Master Wang is much more sleek than Master Zhou, he understands the truth that heroes don't suffer losses in front of them, and hurriedly apologizes: "You misunderstood, we didn't come to dig the ancestral grave, we just wanted to find He Fei's parents and discuss with them how to resolve the grudge between us!" (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )