Chapter 50: Your circle is really messy!
ps: Thank you to the old driver for the 1000 yuan reward of the porcelain doll, thank the old driver Cheng Yazi and each other for the 500 yuan reward, thank you for the 200 yuan reward of the Taoist friend under the moon, thank you for your support!
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"Old man, are you the road fairy? Advertising is advertising after all, and I can only go to the first heaven of the fairy world now, the heaven where I don't want to think about anything. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Zhang Xiaojun said.
"Oh, that's enough, I can walk the rest on my own." The old fairy smiled, although the smile was very stiff, but he really intended to laugh, Zhang Xiaojun looked at the embarrassed appearance of the old fairy, and forcibly held back the laughter.
"Old fairy, get in the car, I'll open the door for you."
Zhang Xiaojun got out of the car in line with a series of beautiful traditional virtues such as respecting the old and loving the young, harmonious society, society, etc., and then helped the old fairy into the car.
"Thank you, young man, you didn't panic when you saw the immortals, it seems that you have been doing this for a long time, why haven't I met it before."
"Hehe, I've pulled all the demons and monsters, pull up an old fairy like you, the thief is happy, by the way, old man, why can't you go here?" Zhang Xiaojun wondered.
"It's different inside, I can't see the level of your "magic weapon", but it happens to be a void turbulence inside today, and several people who borrowed the Tao have lost contact, I was planning to go back, and I haven't met you. The old fairy stroked his beard, and a stiff smile spread across his face.
"That's it, then come back next time, grandpa, you tie this thing to make it safer."
"Good...... Okay, let's go, or your car will be crowded. ”
"Well, that's the charge, take a look."
Zhang Xiaojun handed the list to the old fairy and started the car.
The old fairy looked at the things on the list and said with a smile: "Your fee is very low." ”
"Building a harmonious earth means just a little bit."
The old fairy took out a ruby that was as transparent as a pigeon's egg and said: "Haha, okay, but I can't take out the magic weapon or anything, I am resident in the mountains here, the magic weapon and the like are just one, or it is necessary to walk through the passage, I can only give you some money, how about you look at the stone?" You humans often go to great lengths to find it, and I've collected a few of them. ”
Zhang Xiaojun swallowed his saliva and said, "This is a ruby?" ”
The old fairy nodded and said, "It should be, I've heard you humans talk about it." ”
"Enough, enough." Zhang Xiaojun said, and at the same time extremely shocked.
"This is a sky-high price, this kind of gem, it is estimated that the auction will cost tens of millions of dollars, but it is still a soft girl!" Zhang Xiaojun said in his heart.
But then he suddenly figured out a question, he didn't seem to be short of money, this thing is faster than any money, as long as he wants to, money is available at any time, but if he wants this gem, it will be troublesome, so he said: "Wait, grandpa, can we change it?" This thing doesn't work, I'm still hot when I hold it, you can give me some jade, just a jade that is a little beneficial to humans. ”
The old fairy looked at Zhang Xiaojun suspiciously: "Huh? Benefit? Isn't this stone what you humans are looking for? ”
"Haha, yes, it's a rush for them, but isn't my old driver different?" Zhang Xiaojun asked rhetorically.
"Haha, yes, yes, there are two pieces of warm jade that can be warmed, although the quality is not high, but if you use it for your parents, it is still possible to have less plagues." After the old fairy finished speaking, he handed Zhang Xiaojun two pieces of jade with temperature, Zhang Xiaojun felt it, it was much worse than the jade pendant on his body, but there was nothing good on the earth, so he accepted it.
"Let's go!"
After the car drove out of the Tongcun Highway, it was on the national highway, Zhang Xiaojun glanced at the map, and drove towards the road in the old place.
"Whew......"
The little black in the back seat of the car howled twice, scaring the old fairy, he didn't find a third creature since he got into the car, and when the little black screamed, he hurriedly turned his head.
"It's a ...... A demon wolf? The old fairy exclaimed.
Zhang Xiaojun nodded with a smile and said, "It's a demon wolf, but now it's a big wolf dog, and I bought it as a watchdog when I did bad things." ”
"Young man, you are very powerful, you actually accepted such a demon wolf." The old fairy exclaimed.
Zhang Xiaojun smiled embarrassedly, if only he had that ability, he wouldn't suffer several times in a row, but unfortunately he couldn't find a way to cultivate, even if his physique was very strong, but he finally couldn't escape the fate of mortals.
"By the way, old man, do mortals like us have a chance to become immortals?" Zhang Xiaojun asked.
The old immortal looked at Zhang Xiaojun, thought for a while, and said, "Are you really a mortal through and through?" ”
Zhang Xiaojun was a little speechless, he was not a complete mortal, it was difficult for him to be the reincarnation of a great power or a genius of heaven and earth who popped out of the stone, so in the end he said helplessly: "I have checked my ancestors, six generations of poor peasants, and they are definitely human beings with good roots." ”
"That's it......" the old fairy began to think.
After a while, the old immortal spoke again and said, "Since a long time ago, after the change of this plane, there should be no one who can cultivate to become an immortal again, not even a demon, but you may be an outlier, maybe you can break this confinement." ”
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Zhang Xiaojun has a black line, and the "guests" who can talk to him all say so, he is a little square, but he still doesn't give up and says: "Grandpa, I want you to show you the way." ”
When the old immortal heard Zhang Xiaojun say this, he laughed and said, "Young man, do you know what conditions are required for a mountain god like me at the lowest level to obtain the rank of heaven and earth?" ”
"On what terms?"
"Born in the immortal realm, reincarnated in the third life of the land of trials, and collected three thousand merits, the most important thing is that there must be someone above!" The old fairy said leisurely.
"Poof......
The old fairy's answer was even more unreliable, making Zhang Xiaojun speechless, Hu Meier told him that as long as he pulled up the Taishang Laojun and got the guidance of the Taishang Laojun, he would definitely become an immortal, but he didn't meet the few things the old fairy said.
Zhang Xiaojun took a few deep breaths, calmed down his emotions of wanting to scold, and said, "Grandpa, you also have hidden rules in the fairy world?" ”
"Where there are living beings, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there are hidden and rules, as long as the big rules are not violated, everything is not a violation." The old fairy stroked his beard with a smile, and his unfathomable appearance was unfathomable.
Zhang Xiaojun held back a sentence for a long time: "Your circle is really messy!" ”
Then the two only chatted about daily life, and Zhang Xiaojun asked some important things several times, but they were all answered by the old fairy smoothly, and he didn't get anything good.
This trip, there was no waves, the old fairy was sent to the destination, Zhang Xiaojun returned to the outskirts of Chuzhou City when it was almost 7 o'clock in the afternoon, Zhang Xiaojun was not working, and there were many fewer "guests" in the entire Chuzhou City, and he rarely went to find the corresponding guests.
"Hey, cousin, where are you? I'll pick you up! ”
"Xiwang Road, every day Internet café."