Chapter Eighty-Nine: Yang Hao's Tough Erlang God......
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Erlang God was stunned for a moment, and then agreed very happily: "I thought what was going on, isn't this a trivial matter?" ”
"Don't worry, such a small matter, that monkey will definitely give me face, I'll send him WeChat now!" He patted his heart and said.
Tai Bai Xing suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and thanked him repeatedly.
Then under his gaze, Erlang God took out his WeChat mobile phone with a smile, and then confidently added Monkey King's friends.
……
So,
Here, Yang Hao was holding the Pan Tao brand WeChat mobile phone, frowning and very puzzled.
But suddenly, there was movement on the phone.
Ding.
Yang Hao was startled, and then looked at the phone screen suddenly.
But he was stunned.
The phone vibrate, and it wasn't because Tai Bai Xing replied to his message.
It's a friend add invite!
Erlang God applies to add you as a friend, do you accept it?
Erlang God?
Three-eyed boy?
What are you doing with this hair? And at this juncture?
I'm afraid it's not good!
Yang Haojian frowned, but after thinking about it, he still clicked to confirm.
No way, who called him a "Monkey King" who is not afraid of heaven and earth!
It's just a three-eyed boy.
Although he comforted himself like this, Yang Hao looked at the majestic avatar, and he inevitably felt a little panicked.
After all, no matter how you say it, it is an existence that can fight with Sun Wukong for 800 rounds!
What did he do with his friends?
Thinking like this, Yang Hao did not act rashly.
As the saying goes, if the enemy does not move, I will not move. In an unclear situation, Yang Hao was silent and waited.
And what Yang Hao didn't know was that
Erlang God didn't have as many thoughts as he did.
After adding his friends, he winked at Tai Bai Xing, and immediately sent a message that was not salty or light: "Hello, monkey." ”
When dealing with Sun Wukong, he doesn't need to be respectful or awe-inspiring.
Monkey, you!
Seeing this, Yang Hao scolded secretly, tried his best to eliminate the panic in his heart, and then deliberately replied: "Hello, three-eyed boy." ”
"He got back to me."
Erlang God did not doubt him, and said a word to Tai Bai Xing next to him, and then in his gaze, he directly sent a message to explain his intentions: "I heard that you have some unpleasant trouble with Tai Bai Xing, give me a face, don't embarrass him." ”
When Tai Bai Xing saw this, his face suddenly relaxed.
A big stone in my heart has also been put down for the most part.
With Erlang God to help him intercede, Sun Wukong should not take the opportunity to embarrass him.
And Erlang God also thinks so, he is a dignified Erlang Zhenjun, and there is nothing else, this little face, it is estimated that there is still a drop.
But what Tai Bai Xing and Erlang God didn't know was that the person opposite the phone was not Sun Wukong, but Yang Hao.
What Sun Wukong thinks, Yang Hao doesn't know.
He only knew that when he saw this message, he had a very mixed mood.
Surprise and anger again.
Surprisingly, it turned out that Tai Bai Xing did not find out that he was impersonating Sun Wukong, but that there was really something, so he delayed his reply.
And what was angry was that Erlang God actually asked him not to embarrass the platinum star.
I've got a wipe!
Yang Hao scolded on the spot!
This is special, doesn't it mean that Yang Hao should stop pit too platinum stars?
But what about it, who cheated, who cheated!
All right
Yang Hao is indeed a pit.
And the pit is very easy and very cool.
But suddenly, let Yang Hao give up the pit of Tai Bai Xing...
No wonder he's angry.
This anger even replaced the fear of Erlang God in Yang Hao's heart.
So he immediately replied unceremoniously: "I grass!" Giving you face? So who's going to give me face!? ”
Seeing Yang Hao's attitude and this information, Tai Bai Xing's face suddenly changed.
Erlang God's face also changed.
Tai Bai Xing's face changed, and he was naturally a little frightened. It was as if a boulder had been tied to my heart again.
Erlang God's face changed, and he became a little annoyed.
He really didn't expect that this monkey wouldn't give him this face!
So, he snorted coldly and replied a little stiffly:
"So, is that something to say?"
As Tai Bai Xing thought, he is indeed one of the few immortals in Heaven who can harden Sun Wukong, so he is not afraid at all.
"Grass! If you want to lose my face, you definitely don't have to say it! Yang Hao simply stalked his neck and just went back from typing.
Seeing this message, Tai Bai Xing was about to cry.
Why does it seem like the situation is getting worse and worse!?
Seeing this, Erlang God naturally became even more annoyed.
Since the monkey doesn't count as giving him face, what face does he save for the other party?
Just tear your face!
Thinking of this, Erlang God didn't care about it, and replied even more stiffly: "I don't have to say it, then I can only learn from each other!" ”
Yang Hao was even harder: "Cut you, just start fighting, stupid!" ”
So,
That's it
Under the terrified gaze of Tai Bai Xing, a unique battle began:
Erlang God: "Grass! Come on, think I'm afraid of you! ”
Monkey King: "Come now!" All four eyes are blown out for you! ”
Erlang God: "All the monkey hair will be shaved clean for you!" ”
Monkey King: "Slaughter your black-haired dog and make a dog meat pot!" ”
Erlang God: "Kill your monkey monkey grandson and eat monkey brain tofu flowers!" ”
Monkey King: "I wish for the golden hoop stick, big and small, burst your chrysanthemum!" ”
Erlang God: "My three-pointed two-edged gun, long and short, stabbed you in the backyard!" ”
Monkey King: "I'm Sunny Nyima!" ”
Erlang God: "I'm a nun!" ”
Monkey King: "I don't have a mother, but you have a mother!" Do I grass you! Do I grass you! Do I grass you! Do I grass you! ”
Jiro God "............"
At last
This earth-shattering battle across the two worlds of immortals and mortals also came to an end under the terrified gaze of Tai Bai Xing.
At this time, Tai Bai Xing looked at Erlang God with a black face at this time.
He cautiously shouted, "Erlang Zhenjun? Jiro Zhenjun? ”
After shouting a few times, Erlang God finally came back to his senses.
His black face trembled, as if he was suppressing a torrent of anger. He glanced at Tai Bai Xing and said in a deep voice: "Tai Bai Xingjun, don't pay attention to that dead monkey anymore, I will take care of everything for you!" ”
"Good!"
Where did Tai Bai Xing dare to touch his moldy head, and nodded busily.
Erlang God had a gloomy face and flew away out of thin air.
So far
Tai Bai Xing stroked his white beard in shock.
He knew that the monkey and Erlang Zhenjun's Liang Zi were concluded.
Between the two of them, sooner or later, an earth-shattering battle of real knives and guns will break out.
When the time comes, I don't know how much noise will be made.
However, what makes Tai Baixing feel fortunate is that at least before that, he doesn't have to be embarrassed by that monkey.
At least until they break out into a big war, you'll be safe!