"Well, strictly speaking, I don't think that kid is related to you. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Wu Dafu calmed down first, and added calmly, "Xiao Tongtong is my daughter." ”

"Little Tongtong...... What the hell. Li Quan said casually, and immediately found that the focus was not here, "What? Daughter? You don't even have a wife, where is your daughter? Is it okay to follow the Basic Law for? ”

"Alas!" Wu Daisuke let out a long sigh, and the sadness was so desolate that it could seep water. "At that time, you were young and didn't remember, so you didn't have an impression. When you were three years old, I escaped marriage once. ”

"Just you? Runaway? Li Quan didn't believe it at all, after all, the old gentleman on the other end of the phone was single for forty-five years, and he was the strongest individual among the people he knew.

"I know that you won't believe me when I tell the truth, after all, I didn't expect that my uncle, who has always been in the same trench as you, actually had a marriage partner, and you feel deceived by the world after being single for twenty years, right?"

"What kind of complicated grammar is this sentence, I don't listen to it! I don't listen! Being poked directly by his elders, Li Quan almost pouted like a little girl and got angry.

"Don't sell cute, nephew, I really don't believe you can ask your mother. My sister would never cheat on her dear son! ”

actually pulled up the banner of his mother, and he still said in such a confident tone!

Li Quan was skeptical, and he had to believe him a little, so he had to ask by default: "So, what is your daughter going to do when she finds this place, if she asks for eighteen years of child support, my family will not help you pay it on your behalf." ”

Wu Dafu, who has always been good at arguing, hesitated for a while, and then pretended to be happy and said: "What is your daughter, my daughter, Xiao Tongtong, but your sister knows?" Sister, hey, the cutest existence in the world. ”

"I have no problem that your sister is the sweetest person in the world. But please pay attention to your wording.,Sister control is a very cute attribute, yes.,But it just so happens that your sister is my own mother.。 So you'd better not show your gentlemanly side in front of me. Li Quan has long been accustomed to the old gentleman's unreliable complexes, and knows that behind this slightly obscene ridicule, there is only the most sincere and deep brother and sister affection, so he doesn't want to worry about anything with him anymore, so he only raised the lowest level of protest and warning.

Without waiting for the old gentleman to speak out, Li Quan added, "But! About your daughter! All I can say is that no matter how you look at her, she is not a lovely sister, please don't impose your biased wrong love and more than ten years of guilt on me, I will not be responsible for her, especially when she and I are collateral blood relatives within three generations, understand? ”

"Hey, hey, I'm not allowed to express my brother-sister friendship with your mother, and you want to make a big deal of nonsense about my daughter, are you liberal arts students so sludge by their double standards? Forgive me for not being able to accept this rigorous logic. ”

"Aren't all liberal arts students without rigorous logic, right? I scored 149 in math in the college entrance examination! Forget it, I don't talk so much nonsense with you, just tell me, what is your daughter going to do? ”

Wu Dafu pondered for a while, and finally changed the tone of an elder: "Let me briefly explain, her mother was pregnant before marriage, and she escaped from marriage without knowing it, which brought a lot of trouble and trouble to everyone, and I am deeply guilty of this." ”

"But now is not the time to repent, dear uncle."

"Well, the current situation is that something has happened on her mother's side, and I won't say what it is, and you don't have to ask her. In short, she will transfer to the High School Affiliated to Southern Normal School in the last year of high school, not far from Tiangong's apartment, I hope you can take care of her instead of me, after all, the third year of high school is a very critical year. ”

"Huh? You asked me to help you take care of your beautiful girl daughter? I've been single for 20 years, and you believe in my discipline like that? ”

Wu Dafu let out a burst of laughter with unknown meaning, Li Quan could almost see him shaking his head on the other side of the phone, and then said seriously: "My sister is a very special existence, you don't understand." No, I should say you'll understand. ”

His mother's only brother is a single, and his father is almost an only child, coupled with the family planning policy that has been strictly implemented since the 80s of the 20th century, Li Quan not only has no brothers and sisters, but also owes his cousins and cousins, and when he meets a relative of the same generation, he goes back four generations ago, and he really has no concept of a sister.

Regarding his uncle's education, Li Quan replied noncommittally.

Wu Dafu seemed to be able to see Li Quan's confused expression on the phone, laughed for a while, and said loudly: "You can remember, she is a collateral blood relative within three generations, and night raids or something, morality and law are absolutely forbidden!" ”

Li Quan scolded in a low voice and hung up the phone with a crimson face.

What the hell is a night raid? How could such a thing happen in real life!

After hanging up the phone, Li Quan walked out of the room stupidly, a cool breeze blew in his face, and the air conditioner in the living room didn't know when it was turned on.

Turning to look at the girl again, she was already sitting on the carpet in front of the sofa, poking open the TV and PS4 in front of her, and NBA2K16 was having fun.

Looking at her skillful operation of flipping fingers, Li Quan couldn't help but greatly change his opinion and respect her.

It's rare to be able to understand a girl who can understand a stalk at four o'clock in the morning.,This one can even masturbate 2K! If she's not my sister......

"Speaking of which, even if I'm not your sister, I won't have any special affection for you, so please don't have strange thoughts in the coming days!" My sister just used the Trail Blazers' Lillard to dunk and turned her head to Li Quan during the SLAM replay.

Ha? Do you know how to read minds, sister?

Li Quan's dirty thoughts were punctured to the point, so he had to forcefully ignore this point and brazenly shift the topic to the game in front of him.

"You know how to play well, and most girls don't like a team like the Trail Blazers."

"It's not like that, it's just because my brother likes the Lakers, so I like the Trail Blazers who beat the Lakers every year."

The Trail Blazers slashed the Lakers? What year is that old calendar? When the home of the Trail Blazers was still called Rose Garden, right?

Li Quan is worthy of being a single dog who is destined to be alone, but he ignored the most important keyword in this sentence, "brother", and did not think about who this brother refers to, and he is still entangled in the history of grievances between the Lakers and the Pioneers.

However, he finally knew that he wanted to avoid the embarrassment of the girl, and did not directly point out his sister's mistake, but just smiled and continued: "Yes, the Lakers have not won in the past few years in Rose Garden, and of course, the home court has been renamed Moda Center now." ”