The first thunder of 2004 came earlier than usual......

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Lu Wang, a sophomore studying in J City, Zhejiang Province, had no class this morning, he got up at eight o'clock, bored, went downstairs to buy a corn, sat in front of the computer, and nibbled on it. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Go to the farm and fertilize first......"

Lu forgot to open Renren.com.

In this world, there is no "stealing vegetables", there is only a "stand-alone" game similar to "Ranch Story", Lu forgot to fertilize and water, and quit the farm.

"Hey, this video has been shared by many people......"

Lu forgot to quit the game, only to find that the homepage was full of videos. Those junior sisters, junior sisters, and the videos shared by junior sisters, although the titles are different and each has its own leadership, it seems to be the same.

"Taimu Humane, the first day of the group in Asia...... Ooh! What a big breath! Could it be that the three heavenly kings of Hong Kong City's 'Liu Zhangguan' gathered? I'll have to see! ”

Click on the video——

Lu forgot to nibble on corn.

Some loud music sounded......

"It's ...... Barbershop? ”

Lu Forget was stunned.

He felt that there was something that was not quite the same as he had imagined. Because at this moment, in addition to the music and the four backs sitting with their backs to the camera, Lu Wang also saw four silhouettes - the silhouettes of the "Four Beauties" in Chunyu Town!

Lu Wang: "......"

"I seem to have lost my compassion (silhouette)......"

Lu Forget drank his saliva and suppressed the shock.

But in the next second, Lu Forget squirted out a mouthful of water!

"Braces girl, what a beauty~!!!!!"

No subtitles!

But the picture is so beautiful!

"This, this...... It's just wicked! ”

Lu forgot to wipe the water on the table, and almost instantly ordered to share!

"I'll go!"

"Almost scared the out of me......"

"Share decisively!"

After Lu forgot to share, after reading it carefully, I almost wanted to kneel for orz!

He watched it again, and he couldn't get enough of it!

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And with Lu Wang's sharing, Hong Shuang, a high school classmate of Lu Wang, who studied at another university, saw the video-

“......”

"What the hell?"

“......”

"Lu Wang, you come out for me! ~ I promise not to you! ......”

Hong Shuang looked confused.

In the video, the four killers are "playing handsome", and in just a few minutes, they completely destroyed the three views that Hong Shuang has established in the past 20 years, especially the repeated action of putting his finger to his lips, Hong Shuang feels that he will not love anymore.

"Zhenzhen, pothos, Doudou, you come here!"

"Good things ......"

Hong Shuang greets roommates!

A minute later, the three "unladylike" girls were also completely stunned.

“...... Ambiguous ......"

Several people forced Hong Shuangxue to sing a few words, and after laughing, he looked confused again: "What is this?" ”

"Look at the title! It's Taimu Humanity! ”

"It's supposed to be a random song, right......?"

"Possibly."

"Whatever~Share!!"

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It is gold that will always shine, and beauty that will always suffer!

A song "Taimu Humanity", although it is simple and has no subtitles, but with the passionate interpretation of the Eight Immortals of Chunyu Town, it still brings a different fresh feeling to the men and women who are fed up with small freshness in the 21st century!

In just a few hours, the number of hits of the rudimentary version of "Taimu Humanity" began to rise step by step!

There are countless comments under the video -

"Wife! Come out and see the youkai! ”

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"Ahh My eyes ~~~"

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“6666666”

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"Humans can no longer stop the rise of the Kill Matt family!"

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"Kneel down to the noble lord......"

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"Kneel and beg for the address of the barbershop!"

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"Uncle Policeman, please take these demons!!

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And with the sharing and forwarding, the language of the Vietnamese version of "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong" has finally been "deciphered"!

A forum.

Under the video -

First floor: "Wow, this song is actually in Vietnamese!!!!! ”

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The second floor: "Upstairs stupid than has been identified, Fujian and Vietnam are not distinguished." ”

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Third floor: "The second floor is really stupid"

Fourth floor: "! It is indeed Vietnamese!! ”

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Fifth Floor: "Blind"

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Thirteenth floor: "Woo, so impressed!" I came to Guangdong Province from Vietnam to work, and it was the first time I heard such a strong local accent, and I was so homesick! ”

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Fourteenth floor: "I'm from the same village as the upstairs, I'll translate it for everyone, what does the lyrics mean, it's probably ......"

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There are two flowers, one on each branch.

With the crazy forwarding of videos in various forums, Liu Dada, the editor of oo video, discovered the data anomaly for the first time.

"What's the situation?"

Liu Dada clicked on the video.

Half a day.

Liu Dada: "......"

I went to the technical department in person and found that the data was real, and Liu Dada was at a loss.

"Are people's tastes so heavy now?"

As a video editor, Liu Dada has read countless films, he likes to be quiet, but he also knows in his heart that the trend is like water, changing with each passing day, and if you can't keep up, you will be eliminated, especially the Internet. The video in front of me, although the production is rough and the sound quality is not up to standard, but since it is popular, it makes sense.

Liu Dada, who couldn't make up his mind, found the editor-in-chief Meow Meow.

Meow Meow is not very old, but she is an old man of oo videos, and her vision is accurate, which is the biggest reason why she became the editor-in-chief.

"Contact this 'Brother Feng' in the background,"

Meow Meow was wearing glasses and not smiling, she looked up to Liu Dadao: "Confirm the copyright of this 'song', if you can, sign it, and ask if there are other works...... As for now - give a small push and test the water. ”

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Happiness comes too quickly, like being a father.

The long-lost video has gone viral, and it's finally coming!

However, these Lei Feng did not know.

At this time, he was standing in a studio with a anxious face!

"Director Chen, the studio has been applied, considering that you are a one-on-one talk show, Xiao Liu and Xiao Li are responsible for the camera. However, time is in a hurry, ......" In the studio, the stage director who was temporarily brought in looked at Director Chen with a painful face, and there were some complaints between his words.

This is BF County Radio and Television!

It's 9:40 a.m.!

"I###! It took half an hour to apply for a studio that no one uses! If I had known, I wouldn't have come! ”

Lei Feng was a little anxious!

He checked the "thunder points" and found that there were "5" points left! - i.e., less than ten hours of life!!

Lei Feng is very painful!

Since the number of people who need "thunder" is far greater than that of face-to-face and even greater than that of television. So even if "Taimu Dao" has more than 10,000 clicks, it has not been able to provide Lei Feng with 1 thunder point - even, Lei Feng doesn't know that the video is popular!

Therefore, Lei Feng now only has one picture in his mind - that is his naked run in the sunset tonight, which will be his lost youth!

"Farewell, my youth....."

Lei Feng's mind returned to the morning, as if he was still standing in the ecological square.

"Farewell, my innocent ......"

At that time, he said so softly, and was about to borrow a big tree to do a pole-dance, but he was "tricked" here by Xiao Zhu, who was standing in the corner at the moment......

"What about recording right away? What about the noon upload? It's okay to borrow a studio — oh, that's the pay for recording the show — but it doesn't matter! Importantly...... Mom, I'm going to hang up!! ”

Lei Feng came back to his senses, and several people were still grinding.

"Director Chen, the audience ......"

The stage director frowned.

Lei Feng really can't stand it!

"Audience?"

He suddenly spoke, startling the people on the side, and then waved his hand to "rudely" "drive" more than a dozen people on the stage to the stage!

"The audience has it!"

Lei Feng pointed to the audience!

The stage director was stunned, and then a nameless fire was born. He was called temporarily, and he wanted to complete the show in a hurry, he was already unwilling, and he was not good at complaining in the face of Director Chen, but now he saw that the young "non-mainstream" and "Kill Matt" actually dared to contradict him, and suddenly his face turned cold:

"Oh, the audience has a ...... Even if everyone is an audience, what about the host? Now this time period to do interviews, which host has time! ”

Lei Feng's life is going to be gone, how can he be scared!

He glanced left and right, ran off the stage, grabbed Liu Mengmeng, an intern reporter who was watching the excitement, and pulled him up-

"The host has it!"

Stage Director: "###"

He wanted to swear, but when he glanced at it, he saw that Director Chen's eyes from the network department on the side lit up, and he seemed to be a little moved!

The stage director took a closer look at Liu Mengmeng, who was selected by Lei Feng, and excluded subjective factors, and he had to admit that this bewildered girl was enough to meet the standard in terms of appearance. However, to preside over this job, how can you be competent if you look good? A professional ...... is also required

The stage director was too lazy to talk to Lei Feng, he pointed directly at Liu Mengmeng: "Do you know how to host?" ”

Liu Mengmeng: "Huh? sighed, and said: "I am a professional ...... broadcasting and hosting."

Broadcasting and hosting professional ......

Host a professional ......

Professional......

The stage director choked!

He stared at his eyes, and there was nowhere to go in his heart: "Even if, even if the host has it, what about the choreographer?" Have you prepared the jokes, stalks, and opening remarks in the interview? What about the script??? ”

"Tablet?"

Lei Feng didn't say much this time, and directly drove the stage directors off the stage, leaving Liu Mengmeng alone on the stage-

"We don't need a script!"

As he spoke, he straightened his clothes, patted Liu Mengmeng, moved to the backstage passage, and stared at the photographer Xiao Liu Xiaoli and others: "Attention all departments!" Stage! Lamplight! Photography! Mike to me! The talk show "Brother is Just a Legend" is now filming! Attention departments! 3——2——1——action！！！ ”

Xiao Liu Xiaoli: "......"

Notes: "......"

Gaffer: "......"

Director Chen: "......"

Onlookers: "......"

Stage Director: "#####! ”

But it was too late to say anything, a figure, going and returning, with both hands in his pockets, wearing a tide coat, without waiting for the stunned host Liu Mengmeng to react, he strode out of the backstage:

"You only smell my perfume—"